First off, Justin, don't put your porn on a physical medium. Incognito mode was invented for this specific purpose. If you MUST use a CD then place the videos in a zip file and password protect the zip file. Be sure to label the CD "Windows Start up files" and make sure it's placed innocently in with the rest of your music. The CD you label "virgin vaginas" should contain your chemistry homework. Finally, if a girl is a virgin it is assumed her vagina is no need for redundancy.
How stupid can that kid be? He should have hidden the cd's in a place where he knows his mom won't look. Obviously it isn't the first time she's looked in that particular drawer ! And don't download the files! Watch them on your computer, that way your parents dont find them !
What a horrible mother. Your son comes in 3rd at the all-state swim meet and all you do is mutter under your breath in disgust about how bad he was? What a total bitch.
That kid DOES have a problem, but what caused this problem? I'm gonna tell you what caused it, a sexually repressing mother and an over-religious girlfriend. If that kid would have grown in a normal household none of that shit would have happened. Porn is not bad kids, porn-hating parents who think masturbating is evil is bad.
you gotta be kidding me. they can't afford any college for their kids? they live in an upper middle class suburban neighborhood. The high school looks like a college campus for christ's sake
I just hate his mom I mean yeah porn addiction is a serious issue but his dad tries to sort things out and she starts moaning about it, he talks to him, she thinks it's not enough, the boy loses the competition and she gets all bitchy I mean seriously? this woman sees everything in a negative way.
I'm totally against porn but seriously how does watching porn can affect you winning a competition? i mean they're just pictures and it's not like he's watching them while competing. I mean seriously?
Did anyone notice that they're the only ones in the rain without umbrellas? Everyone around them has one, but they don't. I wonder if that was done deliberately for some reason, to make them stand out or something?
Oh God, I'll never be able to watch Peter Pan the same way again D: And these people are exaggerating a bit, I mean, people don't end up trying to DROWN themselves because of these things.
@Itwasntmeright : Fact: nobody can die trying to drown themselves, they can die from it if it happened accidentally or someone drowned them but they can't drown themselves.
omgosh i cant believe the director got the lil' bro to watch this... for those who think the mom is a witch she is looking out for her son even tho she is trying to make him like her. and the porn he watches isn't really porn????????????
I can understand why the mother would be freaking out about her son watching porn the first time, but constantly bugging and nagging him about it? Wtf? I would rather have my kid watch porn than actually have sex tbh
I know he didn't win and shit, and he coulda, but having said that--- the boy still swam pretty well, the other guy was ahead only by a few inches--- it's not like the boy is completely lost---!
Can't go to college unless he swims? Don't they have a decent community college, or a bank where they live? Justin should go be a carpenter and make lots of money, get married, have secks with a beautiful wife, and laugh about his little escapades viewing clothed woman on his Windows ME PC.
Jeez, if you're gonna save your porn to a CD, don't make it so obvious...why didn't he just label it as something inoffensive, like "Windows ME Upgrade" or "Sims Expansion Pack"?
Oh my god, it's just porn. Who cares. I hate that mum, and even though she's just a character, some parents actually act like porn is the end of the world.
Sorry, but the way this movie predicts porn-addicts is a little inaccurate and unfair. I mean who would be soooo addicted to porn that they put their recreational passions in jeopardy? Just like any other habits, the addict can control himself to some extent.
Other than the original, and laughable "Porn is the root of all evil, and will destroy your life" message, there is also the "If you're parents aren't rich, and you aren't good at sports you will never go to college" message. Guess I'm fucked then, huh?
@MyCurly08 actually it is his parents fault for not explaining to him he is is getting older and if he likes those kind of things than talk to dad and to get it for free and not pay for it on a credit card. he was so dumb for doing that though a credit card? its called the BILL!
incase u ppl haven't noticed he has a problem. he's tired cuz he doesn't get enough sleep and we all kno why he doesn't get enough sleep. ya i would call that a problem.
Also, this movie is about the mom's addiction to control and trying to live out her glory days through her son, right? How it's turning him into a repressed, self-asphyxiating weirdo who only comprehends Amish porn? At least that's what I'm getting so far.
kid:"Can I go to bed now? I have a geography test tomorrow."
mom:"No. Your brother is doing bad at school because he stays up late over porn. So you're going to stay up late listening to us rave about Virgin Vaginas."
Never mind the GTA thing, she knows what she's doing.
2:35=Way to be supportive of your son, lady. Give him the evil-eye for getting third place.
3:57-4:14=If there's anything I've learned from Linkara, it's that you don't ALWAYS need college to succeed.
6:26-7:05=OK...is this a big-lipped alligator moment, or is this some sort of way to teach them that porn causes some sort of obsession with the female form?
That mermaid scene/fantasy ruled! I'm quite jelous of him. Actually, old folklore and tales from seamen (no pun intended) tells of mermaids as evil creatures that lured men into water to drown them.
2. OMG THIRD IN ALL STATE!!! He's a failure at life!!!!
3. Kid...don't be an amateur...you don't burn your porn on a DISK AND LABEL IT VIRGIN VAGINAS!!!! And you NEVER leave the CD (if you're stupid enough to burn one) in your dresser drawer when you still have mommy put your clothes away.
4. 4:34 again the dad shows his superior intellect
6:09 This is single handedly , the greatest moment in cinema history. You say Rosebud? I say virgin vaginas, you say frankly my dear I don't give a damn? I say FUCKIN VIRGIN VAGINAS.
6:09 This is single handedly , the greatest moment in cinema history. You say Rosebud? I say virgin vaginas, you say frankly my dear I don't give a damn? I say FUCKIN VIRGIN VAGINAS.
*lmao* Women in shirts and bras with the shirts slightly open! And their bellies showing! OMG, the horrors of porn are truly a nightmare to behold! What's really insane is that if they'd just cut down on that sort of thing, or even showed *nothing* rather than women in clothing, just the back of the monitor and the rest left to imagination, this movie would have been reasonably credible. But the fully-clothed "porn" makes it hilarious. His Mom's being a real jerk, though.
okay guys, this film is crap. even jeremy can't make me watch this movie till the end. yes, there is an important message, but the way lifetime transported it, is way too tame. just read the wikipedia post of this movie. sorry i have to say this. all those who watch this movie till the end, have fun and don't mind my opinion.
His mom is so pessimistc...yea I know hes lying but she can have a little bit of faith in her son...he screwed up once and shes using that as ammo just because she has to know evrything thats going on...
The first time I saw the scene with him in the pool I thought it was going to be some redemptive angry swimming but then it turns out it was just the lamest fantasy ever.
I can't believe the kid ACTUALLY burned his "porn" onto a CD, let alone to ACTUALLY label it as porn/sexual content, as well. I mean, it's pretty well understood the first rule of being a porn fiend is not to burn it to a permanent medium.
@atlprincess217 It's because of that pressure(and his girlfriend XD) that he looks up stuff like that, he wants to have a part of his life for himself.....Wow I'm sounding like I'm copying a old person.....XD
@SweetRose1900 i know, right? i guess the movie is trying to make it appear as if his porn-watching is preventing him from reaching his full 1st place potential or something
they're just angry because they know he could have done better if he was paying attention and was ready for his race...but yeah...3 rd place is very good in this kind of competition :)
Yeah, but his mom wouldn't accept anything else but 'the best' apparently. She reminds me of alot of psycho pageant moms. Why not pressure the kid to be good in his classes, like math or science or even english, if you even can't rake up the money to get him in college.
I don't get parents that focus kids to get college grants in sports, when really it's passing the term exams that allow you to stay past freshman year.
he's slower because he stays up late at night watching porn. I bet he'd be faster if he watched it at another time of day, or imagined a naked woman at the end of the pool.
That dad is such a moron
AnaShadowWolf 1 month ago
"virgin vaginas" hahah way to be inconspicuous
1LoveMyDogs 1 month ago 3
Oh and geez, the brother's downloadin' porn onto DVD
thecupcakering 1 month ago
Wow. It hurts to watch this movie.
I feel so bad for those guys that are THAT addicted to porn. It's twisted, dude. You don't let porn take over your whole life O.o
thecupcakering 1 month ago
First off, Justin, don't put your porn on a physical medium. Incognito mode was invented for this specific purpose. If you MUST use a CD then place the videos in a zip file and password protect the zip file. Be sure to label the CD "Windows Start up files" and make sure it's placed innocently in with the rest of your music. The CD you label "virgin vaginas" should contain your chemistry homework. Finally, if a girl is a virgin it is assumed her vagina is no need for redundancy.
Starcraft88888 2 months ago 5
Looks like the dad shirts are always one size to big.
CoolSebbe431 3 months ago
How stupid can that kid be? He should have hidden the cd's in a place where he knows his mom won't look. Obviously it isn't the first time she's looked in that particular drawer ! And don't download the files! Watch them on your computer, that way your parents dont find them !
vabeach94 3 months ago
What a horrible mother. Your son comes in 3rd at the all-state swim meet and all you do is mutter under your breath in disgust about how bad he was? What a total bitch.
burgundyyears 3 months ago 4
This mom is such a loser. I want to slap her across the mouth.
icebabies67 4 months ago 7
he looks hot wet
misscarlaitaliano 4 months ago
Could the mom act any more of a bitch
jaysonworden484 4 months ago
They are acting like they found a dirty needle in his room for Christs Sake!
macrent2 5 months ago 3
lol. if virgin vaginas was a band I'd totally listen to them. :)
99frojo 5 months ago
@99frojo lol
MissMaddy881 5 months ago
What's the song that's playing in his bedroom? I've tried googling lyrics, but nothing comes up.
SanePsychotic 5 months ago
can people shut up about him being in peter pan?! we get it!
mpod92 6 months ago
0:16 justin@e-mail
nice one producers :L
bbjjkl 6 months ago 6
Virgin Vaginas? I don't think I've seen that one!
GruppeSechs2004 6 months ago
My brother would never take the blame for something like that. He'd blame everything on me -.-
babiilaurenn97 6 months ago
That kid DOES have a problem, but what caused this problem? I'm gonna tell you what caused it, a sexually repressing mother and an over-religious girlfriend. If that kid would have grown in a normal household none of that shit would have happened. Porn is not bad kids, porn-hating parents who think masturbating is evil is bad.
Reasonwillwin 6 months ago 6
@Reasonwillwin Doesnt mean it should be encouraged.
TrevorMcBever2596 6 months ago
Our son does bad in swimming meet. He's never going to college. Really?
0kbaby0 7 months ago 6
you gotta be kidding me. they can't afford any college for their kids? they live in an upper middle class suburban neighborhood. The high school looks like a college campus for christ's sake
Snick422 7 months ago
I just hate his mom I mean yeah porn addiction is a serious issue but his dad tries to sort things out and she starts moaning about it, he talks to him, she thinks it's not enough, the boy loses the competition and she gets all bitchy I mean seriously? this woman sees everything in a negative way.
Weetabix87 7 months ago
@Weetabix87
An example of a "Lifetime Woman".
GDelva2003 5 months ago
I'm totally against porn but seriously how does watching porn can affect you winning a competition? i mean they're just pictures and it's not like he's watching them while competing. I mean seriously?
Weetabix87 7 months ago
@Weetabix87
You get an erection in the water while swimming...
GDelva2003 5 months ago
Who the hell would label the DVD "Virgin vaginas"?
MakeupWithPaigeD 7 months ago 6
Did anyone notice that they're the only ones in the rain without umbrellas? Everyone around them has one, but they don't. I wonder if that was done deliberately for some reason, to make them stand out or something?
HououMinamino 7 months ago
I just love how the subject of the e-mail is "good stuff" ahaha
Tinafigureskater 7 months ago
This kid needs to get laid pronto
selina7thats7me 7 months ago
maybe he watches porn cos his mom's so uptight about it,, makes u wana do it mor if ur stopped..
buboojenny 7 months ago
also, your parents don't love you if you're not the best?
sorryguysimback 7 months ago 2
porn makes you high and drunk? and it's worth looking at in front of a bunch of people on your girlfriend's phone?
sorryguysimback 7 months ago
I'm sorry, but its just really, really awkward watching peter pan watch porn.
lovechobits3 7 months ago
WOW; ppl say it can get addictinq but he's taking it to a whole new level.
crazyass10454 7 months ago
There is nothing wrong with porn this film is total bull shit
kf932009 8 months ago
who the hell saves porn to their desktop?
myFISTwavesHELLO 8 months ago 6
@myFISTwavesHELLO people :/
lovechobits3 7 months ago
If watching porn made you forget how to swim, I'm sure half the US team at the Olympics would have drowned.
sw0rdf1sh2326 9 months ago 49
@sw0rdf1sh2326 OMG! hahahahaha
Tinafigureskater 7 months ago
@sw0rdf1sh2326 I watched porn. I got addicted. And it doesn't make you forget. It makes you stop caring. (I'm a girl, too. I guess that's rare.)
Oaktail 4 days ago
What a bitch. Your his mother come on. unsuportive bitch.
Bongo1020 9 months ago
DUDE IT CALLED A PASSWORD GET IT 4 YOUR COMPUTER ugh the power of xp
MrShadownetwork 9 months ago 6
Evil Succubus!!
sylvianfripp 9 months ago
this is so unrealistic.
yinandyanyan 9 months ago 4
Oh God, I'll never be able to watch Peter Pan the same way again D: And these people are exaggerating a bit, I mean, people don't end up trying to DROWN themselves because of these things.
Itwasntmeright 10 months ago
@Itwasntmeright : Fact: nobody can die trying to drown themselves, they can die from it if it happened accidentally or someone drowned them but they can't drown themselves.
16Keitogab 9 months ago
omgosh i cant believe the director got the lil' bro to watch this... for those who think the mom is a witch she is looking out for her son even tho she is trying to make him like her. and the porn he watches isn't really porn????????????
bella777851 10 months ago
I can understand why the mother would be freaking out about her son watching porn the first time, but constantly bugging and nagging him about it? Wtf? I would rather have my kid watch porn than actually have sex tbh
DignifiedLove 10 months ago
is me or American People have a paranoia with pornography addiction cases and tv shows?
XOPAUXO 10 months ago 2
LMFAO!! Virgin Vaginas?!?! Now the kid is hooked!!! It's like Pringles, once you pop the fun don't stop!! LMFAO!!
This movie is hilarious!!
bubblinbrownsugar616 10 months ago
3rd place = eternally shunned by mother
XAynicole 11 months ago 10
I know he didn't win and shit, and he coulda, but having said that--- the boy still swam pretty well, the other guy was ahead only by a few inches--- it's not like the boy is completely lost---!
PakBaluch 11 months ago 6
@PakBaluch Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
VyTeg 10 months ago
Backdoor Sluts 9
watchadebu 11 months ago 3
this proves that guys are pigs
jazzyboo1341 11 months ago
this may be just because im a girl but i personally dont understand wats so great about boobs n butts
4everwolfluver 11 months ago
wow. now he's got his little bro stuck on porn 2?
4everwolfluver 11 months ago
Tht's reality i've seen in my own eye's
BNLV 1 year ago
Dude, what's wrong with this kid? When I (and most people) look at porn: I go to the site, make my selection, do my thing, and I'm done.
AceofSpad3sking1994 1 year ago 5
awww... y doesn't jeremy get a speedo?
elliethelephant2 1 year ago
@elliethelephant2 coz is a movie directed by Fred Phelps LMAO
XOPAUXO 10 months ago
Can't go to college unless he swims? Don't they have a decent community college, or a bank where they live? Justin should go be a carpenter and make lots of money, get married, have secks with a beautiful wife, and laugh about his little escapades viewing clothed woman on his Windows ME PC.
TheNintendoDuck 1 year ago 8
Jeremy Sumpter deserves a better movie role than this -.-
jbislove08 1 year ago 132
@jbislove08 Agreed.
ellendz 1 year ago
@jbislove08 OMG! You're totally right!
Tinafigureskater 7 months ago
5:35 awwww yeahh :)
itsaponcho 1 year ago
whoever made this film is a dumbass.
i'm just watching it for jeremy if i'm honest.
oxoxHolliexoxo 1 year ago 5
I wanna Punch his mom in his Face -.-
tcmoore18 1 year ago
I wanna Punch his mom in his Face -.-
tcmoore18 1 year ago
gosh he got his lil bro at it :S
georgianahs87 1 year ago 3
Jeez, if you're gonna save your porn to a CD, don't make it so obvious...why didn't he just label it as something inoffensive, like "Windows ME Upgrade" or "Sims Expansion Pack"?
WhatsAYak 1 year ago 9
So a few nights of porn has an immensely deteriorating effects on ones physique?
Huh. Did not know that.
Hyardacil 1 year ago 4
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the only reason you're watching this crap is because of peter pan boy.
Sekac94 1 year ago
Oh my god, it's just porn. Who cares. I hate that mum, and even though she's just a character, some parents actually act like porn is the end of the world.
msinquisitive20 1 year ago
his lisp is sooo cutee!!
iloveevanellingson 1 year ago
his lisp is sooo cutee!!
iloveevanellingson 1 year ago
Aren't parents supposed to incourage kids to do better instead of just being disapointed in them?
joickfanforlife 1 year ago 2
omg ! his mom is from 90210 !! amazing show (:
lolalola561 1 year ago
Sorry, but the way this movie predicts porn-addicts is a little inaccurate and unfair. I mean who would be soooo addicted to porn that they put their recreational passions in jeopardy? Just like any other habits, the addict can control himself to some extent.
But this?? I don't think so.
Bunnyhop777 1 year ago
Other than the original, and laughable "Porn is the root of all evil, and will destroy your life" message, there is also the "If you're parents aren't rich, and you aren't good at sports you will never go to college" message. Guess I'm fucked then, huh?
CCGuitarGod 1 year ago
Jeremy Sumpter is so hot in this. Also, this movie is amazing. :)
Shayshayforever 1 year ago
lol if virgin vaginas were a band I would buy everything they made
99frojo 1 year ago 9
how is the school going to be automatically unlocked for someone to go swimming. and how is he 16, and never seen porn before?
EricaLynnJohnson1324 1 year ago
Our child came in third in one swim. Welp, there goes college.
bajeezus1234 1 year ago 4
@bajeezus1234 nope. there goes porn.
EricaLynnJohnson1324 1 year ago
Jusin really messed up this time...No more allstate for him
MyCurly08 1 year ago
Justin is wrong for bringing nasty pronography in the house.Its embarassing!
MyCurly08 1 year ago
@MyCurly08 actually it is his parents fault for not explaining to him he is is getting older and if he likes those kind of things than talk to dad and to get it for free and not pay for it on a credit card. he was so dumb for doing that though a credit card? its called the BILL!
0016danielle 1 year ago 2
third place=i have no son
OonaCanute 1 year ago
She knew he was distracted. He's screwing up his life right now for sure.
shortysk8er266 1 year ago
There's no room in my heart for third place, son.
STOOPIDDUMBY 1 year ago 23
He doesn't fap. How does he get so sleepy?
PikKirby 1 year ago
incase u ppl haven't noticed he has a problem. he's tired cuz he doesn't get enough sleep and we all kno why he doesn't get enough sleep. ya i would call that a problem.
LILKUZ09 1 year ago
moms a prude.... i have tons of movies and websites... she needs to get a life....
ShellyReinhardt 1 year ago
@ShellyReinhardt moms a prude, you're a loser...
ShawnoftheDay 1 year ago
@ShawnoftheDay she is... plain and simple....
ShellyReinhardt 1 year ago
@ShellyReinhardt I think she overreacts
ShawnoftheDay 1 year ago
@ShawnoftheDay so do i thats why i said shes a prude...
ShellyReinhardt 1 year ago
why are they so disappointed in him?!
unintentionalapology 1 year ago
@unintentionalapology
I know...right?
RocMegamanX 1 year ago
Maybe his erection was causing hydrodynamic resistance.
Rijksband 1 year ago 4
Also, this movie is about the mom's addiction to control and trying to live out her glory days through her son, right? How it's turning him into a repressed, self-asphyxiating weirdo who only comprehends Amish porn? At least that's what I'm getting so far.
cannedfury 1 year ago 2
kid:"Can I go to bed now? I have a geography test tomorrow."
mom:"No. Your brother is doing bad at school because he stays up late over porn. So you're going to stay up late listening to us rave about Virgin Vaginas."
Never mind the GTA thing, she knows what she's doing.
cannedfury 1 year ago 8
Third place? see what porn does to you? it makes it so only 2 people are better than you
DJzaren 1 year ago
Even though this is some Victorian/Conservative crap you gotta appreciate that Americans take these problems seriously
MsTommyknocker 1 year ago
@MsTommyknocker Actually..This movie is just way overdramatized. Americans aren't this sensitive about porn..
hacksaw555 1 year ago
he's using his girlfriends palmpilot to look up porn. of another girl at school. while she's swimming in a race. what. the. heck.
XxXcoolbeansyeaXxX 1 year ago 2
2:35=Way to be supportive of your son, lady. Give him the evil-eye for getting third place.
3:57-4:14=If there's anything I've learned from Linkara, it's that you don't ALWAYS need college to succeed.
6:26-7:05=OK...is this a big-lipped alligator moment, or is this some sort of way to teach them that porn causes some sort of obsession with the female form?
RocMegamanX 1 year ago
porn is garr bageeee
hahaha. HAHAH. wow... im a female, and im definitely not agreeing wit macho mom here... lifetime is so overrated
xXx13cornholio13xXx 1 year ago
Jeeze, his mom's a dick!
wageofsins 1 year ago
tighty wities.
tara0822 1 year ago
That mermaid scene/fantasy ruled! I'm quite jelous of him. Actually, old folklore and tales from seamen (no pun intended) tells of mermaids as evil creatures that lured men into water to drown them.
mandisgoj 1 year ago
is he on like shrooms in the pool or something?LOl
mcknightdoesitright 1 year ago
this is sewwwwwwwww fucking lame. I'm only watching it cuz he's cute!
skatapoopy 1 year ago
6:26... wtf?
myFISTwavesHELLO 1 year ago
Part 5
1. fully clothed porn is SOOOO addicting
2. OMG THIRD IN ALL STATE!!! He's a failure at life!!!!
3. Kid...don't be an amateur...you don't burn your porn on a DISK AND LABEL IT VIRGIN VAGINAS!!!! And you NEVER leave the CD (if you're stupid enough to burn one) in your dresser drawer when you still have mommy put your clothes away.
4. 4:34 again the dad shows his superior intellect
5. This school has no locks...
6. Porn can also make you emo
7. Sending porn is for the lulz =D
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6:09 This is single handedly , the greatest moment in cinema history. You say Rosebud? I say virgin vaginas, you say frankly my dear I don't give a damn? I say FUCKIN VIRGIN VAGINAS.
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6:09 This is single handedly , the greatest moment in cinema history. You say Rosebud? I say virgin vaginas, you say frankly my dear I don't give a damn? I say FUCKIN VIRGIN VAGINAS.
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TheAmazingstarman 1 year ago
If I ever make a band, I'm naming it Virgin Vaginas.
ColossalM 1 year ago 45
@ColossalM hahahaha you really made me laugh :)
tatigonzalez010 1 year ago
@ColossalM best name ever!!!
XOPAUXO 10 months ago
lmao Virgin Vaginas???? REALLY!
simsmakingmagic 1 year ago
what an assho hes downloading porn on his girlfriends PDA
jason1982ist 1 year ago
its swimming. calm down
underdog8892 1 year ago
*lmao* Women in shirts and bras with the shirts slightly open! And their bellies showing! OMG, the horrors of porn are truly a nightmare to behold! What's really insane is that if they'd just cut down on that sort of thing, or even showed *nothing* rather than women in clothing, just the back of the monitor and the rest left to imagination, this movie would have been reasonably credible. But the fully-clothed "porn" makes it hilarious. His Mom's being a real jerk, though.
WynneL 1 year ago 2
Why do they get mad when he loose the race!? their all like ... god..
Snexiih 1 year ago
okay guys, this film is crap. even jeremy can't make me watch this movie till the end. yes, there is an important message, but the way lifetime transported it, is way too tame. just read the wikipedia post of this movie. sorry i have to say this. all those who watch this movie till the end, have fun and don't mind my opinion.
iriasyrenee 1 year ago
His mom is so pessimistc...yea I know hes lying but she can have a little bit of faith in her son...he screwed up once and shes using that as ammo just because she has to know evrything thats going on...
BlakemoreAtkins 1 year ago
Jesus, he gets in 3rd place and they act like he just ran over the family dog.
LaymanX 1 year ago 6
virgin vaginas!! LMFAOAFMOAFMOAFMOAFMOF! xDDDDD
theCrazyCricket 1 year ago 3
VIRGIN VAGINAS?? WTF? xD
annE189100 1 year ago 2
Virgin Vaginas' is a new band. Y'know? HAHAHA.
campbananna 1 year ago 2
virgin vaginas. oh.
...HAHAHAHA.
peter pan, what are you DOING with those?!
FISHYswimswim 1 year ago
hahaha, virgin vaginas? really? this movie sucks!
fairyxlights 1 year ago
virgin vaginas ROFLMAO!
drealgrin 1 year ago
The first time I saw the scene with him in the pool I thought it was going to be some redemptive angry swimming but then it turns out it was just the lamest fantasy ever.
dangertyler 1 year ago
its not bcz he got 3rd, but bcz he wasnt performing his best
eliaslawrence 1 year ago
aww his little brother took the blame! what a nice kid
Greendayfreak7 1 year ago
oh no!! the porn intervention!! hahaha this is such a bad movie :P
koinkidink99 1 year ago
mannnnn i luvv porn!!!!!!!
didinhokid92 1 year ago
Virgin Vaginas would be a kick-ass band name
saferwaters100 2 years ago 7
@saferwaters100 wanna start a band and name it that?
kingforaday22 1 year ago
@kingforaday22 Lol i don't see why not.
saferwaters100 1 year ago
I can't believe the kid ACTUALLY burned his "porn" onto a CD, let alone to ACTUALLY label it as porn/sexual content, as well. I mean, it's pretty well understood the first rule of being a porn fiend is not to burn it to a permanent medium.
drygnfyre 2 years ago 6
Exactly. If your going to burn porn onto a permanent disc, at least label it something unassuming, like "English Homework", or "School Calender".
saferwaters100 2 years ago
Really? You don't burn a hardcopy. You stash in deep into the Hardrive.
DarthDyno 2 years ago
now hes gotten the little brother into it..
kellyrepresent 2 years ago 3
the little brother reminds me of dustin from zoey 101
cherize90210 2 years ago 6
Does he die at the end?
vanillaicexxo 2 years ago
yeah,he jacks off so much that his penis explodes and he dies.
cherize90210 2 years ago 13
@cherize90210 shit happens man.lol
watchadebu 11 months ago
his parents are acting like hes a /b/tard or something, geez
xg4bx 2 years ago
Fuck it would have been funny if he got a boner when he got out of the water after the race
liquidfreak 2 years ago 6
His mom is putting too much pressure on him. She acts as if swimming is the only way he'll succeed in life. God, she's startin to make me mad, lol
atlprincess217 2 years ago 64
@atlprincess217
shes to controlling with her son and his addiction.
MyCurly08 1 year ago
@atlprincess217 It's because of that pressure(and his girlfriend XD) that he looks up stuff like that, he wants to have a part of his life for himself.....Wow I'm sounding like I'm copying a old person.....XD
RainbowGirl456 1 year ago
Hahahaha, why would he actually label it as Virgin Vaginas? He's so sneaky.
fantasmic91 2 years ago 24
very subtle
liquidfreak 2 years ago
he leaves his girlfriend for porn :/ alright mate (y) lmaoo
danielleandkellyx 2 years ago 9
i hope he dose ant do that or act like that in real life
TheKekerocks 2 years ago 4
His parents are so weird,3rd place in all-state is REALLY good, what's their problem?
Lol, Virgin Vaginas xDD
SweetRose1900 2 years ago 8
@SweetRose1900 i know, right? i guess the movie is trying to make it appear as if his porn-watching is preventing him from reaching his full 1st place potential or something
TheClodfather 2 years ago 4
they're just angry because they know he could have done better if he was paying attention and was ready for his race...but yeah...3 rd place is very good in this kind of competition :)
tinkerbellrocks00 2 years ago 7
Yeah, but his mom wouldn't accept anything else but 'the best' apparently. She reminds me of alot of psycho pageant moms. Why not pressure the kid to be good in his classes, like math or science or even english, if you even can't rake up the money to get him in college.
I don't get parents that focus kids to get college grants in sports, when really it's passing the term exams that allow you to stay past freshman year.
FortyWhacks 2 years ago 3
god the mother annoys me
benamy02 2 years ago 8
'he needs a good college y'all'
harryistbtf 2 years ago 2
THIRD in State instead of FIRST? For shame.
God, Justin, just kill yourself now!!!
OonaCanute 2 years ago 4
he's slower because he stays up late at night watching porn. I bet he'd be faster if he watched it at another time of day, or imagined a naked woman at the end of the pool.
siglick 2 years ago 5