Freewinds closed due to asbestos!

[Mrdukerockefeller]

I built this ship and they wont even let me on. not even scientologie has it right I have level majestic awarness and beyond if you think that Q had power in start treck well let me tell you i made him ONE LOVE WAKE UP GET OUT OF THE PRISON.

[Maxusart1]

@Mrdukerockefeller You can't even spell, what the hell are you talking about, majestic awareness? You aren't even mildly aware of what you're saying, let alone "majestically" aware of anything.

[Reptillo]

Love the "O RLY"

[lavishlyDecorated]

Hehe, I wasn't actually aware I was saying "O RLY". I was just talking - but it turned out well ;)

[kamakaze2007]

i dunno if its cancer.. but abestos is like inhaling glass.. it just cuts the crap out of your lungs and it never gets out.. u die slowly struggling for breath.

[JadeEyes1]

So, you take the cruise, you get cancer...

then you pay the Church of Scientology to CURE YOU of your cancer.

You gotta admit--it's a GREAT scheme! ;)

[pedrofcuk]

i just found about this, hilarious lmfao

[squilky1951]

BLUE ASBESTOS IS TRULY DEADLY.

[coronet67]

I dont know about asbestos in the Freewinds. If you work with asbestos you would know that it's not dangerous if it's already in the walls. The danger is in working with it. Thats when it's inhaled. The material has to be agitated so fibers break loose and are inhaled. The Freewinds did do a complete remodel recently. Maybe thats why the confusion.

[Ogsonofgroo]

Fiberous asbestos is insidiously dangerous (unlike water-soluable variety which aren't used for heat insulation), only takes a mote to get things started 20-30yrs down the road. generally its been used on piping systems. If I recall correctly 'Fartwinds' had its air systems contaminated with particulates. On the bright side for Co$ worry about medical coverage?, its a built in retirement plan, Lron knew this I bet O-o, for sure 'Mad-Dwarf' Misscabbage does, probably gloats over his Shmirnoff's.

[hooboo3]

epic fail!

[TheDarkLord404]

Nice alias. *chuckles*

[sofakingkewl3]

I am not sure wheather the failboat incident is funny or sad.

[freddysnotdead]

In April 2008, the Freewinds was shut down after cancer-causing blue asbestos was discovered during maintenance by the Curacao Drydock Company. Blue asbestos is the most dangerous form of asbestos, and the ship is reported to be "extensively contaminated"

[noliarz]

2 weeks??? it taked that long to totally rid a FUCKING SHIP of blue asbestos? well hurry up, then. haven't got all day.

[LightSpeed45]

so thetans are made out of asbestos?

[Legionwizard]

Hahahaha, that's the best thing I've heard today LightSpeed. Fuckin hell!

[lehk13]

Scientology closed due to thetans and asbestos

[jdtrickster4]

Scientologists want to help. One has to keep in my mind when they first get hoodwinked they believe Ron has all the answers in his tech & they want to share it. He knew this & took advantage of it. That's how he got more rubes - it's a #s game; sad but true. Ron was a criminal genius & had people indoctrinated or brainwashed. Unfortunately for Davie, he does not have the same ability. Now is the time to LAWYER UP, move to BULGRAVIA & bribe the police, Davie! Yanno, a Power Change. ;o)

[canadaanon]

From wikipedia:

"CSI believed that an ocean-going vessel would be the most appropriate facility for ministering New OT VIII because this advanced level of religious service requires a completely safe, aesthetic and distraction-free environment and because L. Ron Hubbard, the religion's founder, had researched and ministered the first OT levels aboard a ship"

"a completely safe, aesthetic and distraction-free environment" hahahaha

A cancer promoting cruise-- sign me up!!!!

[pyrogenix19]

rofl

[cultssuck]

Too damn funny.

[lionelthehat]

Fantastic!

[TehSponge]

I feel sad because the guy was so happy to have someone come onboard.

[11Jamie11]

"I feel sad because the guy was so happy to have someone come onboard."

Scientologists are mostly people who want to help do something meaningful. Only a few are evil dirtbags. Problem is, LRH and David Miscavige misdirect those energies into a perversion of helpfulness, and the victim gets into situations they never imagined. They end up doing rotten things -- like lying and perpetrating fraud -- out of their confusion and hypnosis.

[xenubot24]

lol lol lol

[gluckspilz]

this guy talks like Magoo, only with an accent.  (like saying Rigggght after statements) Her husband? Tin foil hat for me?

[Roguethoughts]

Yews get your tinfoil hat, because that's just stupid.

[anonprophetorg]

the Freewinds, the church's massive cruise ship and floating top secret training compound, has been sealed by Caribbean authorities. Its captain allegedly hid the presence of cancer-causing blue asbestos in the ventilation system, even as workers at a dry dock company refurbished the 40-year-old vessel.

[ThisIsTruDealWithIt]

"..they've known it was full of asbestos for years, but they never did anything about it."

very very very bad.

[sashiro01]

Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the ship is a floating death ship filled with blue asbestos. Ironically, they've known it was full of asbestos for years, but they never did anything about it.

People even filed reports about it and companies CLAIMED the inspected it: funny how they inspected it yet somehow didn't see that the ship was INFESTED with blue asbestos.

[DatsumJB]

They can not comment now, but how are they going to explain this to their members?

[AnonOutreach]

Before everyone goes Batfried on it here--NO CORPORATION in business would give a stranger that kind of info over the phone due to lawsuit potential.

NOTE: CORPORATIONS don't give out that kind of information. Enjoy your McBurgers...

[ems808]

Heh, you had the poor guy sweating. What's wrong with admitting that the ship was forcibly shutdown due to being a floating cancer factory?

[AnonOutreach]

ems808--afraid of the lawsuit--they can't/won't tell why it's shut down.

[BattletoadEarth]

Yeah, refit takes a bit longer than expected when you have CARCINOGENIC DANGEROUS BLUE ASBESTOS crammed into all the walls, floors, and ceilings and floating through the ventilation system. Maybe this is why the cancer rate is so high amongst the OTs?

[banchukita]

LOL! Is it possible for Scientology, Inc. to NOT spin something?

Why do I have the Gilligan's Island theme in my head now?

[Roguethoughts]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this deadly ship. The mate was a mighty crazy man, the Skipper mean and short, some passengers returned that day, from an OT8 tour, an OT8 tour. The refit started getting rough, and that piece of sh*t was struck. If not for the persistence of the brainwashed crew the Freewinds would be lost. The Freewinds would be lost.

[Roguethoughts]

The ship was on the dock as they moved on to go hide.

with Tom Cruise,

Miscavige too.

Some OT7s and their wives,

some washed up stars,

John Travolta and Katie Holmes,

here in Clearwater Florida!

[Roguethoughts]

So this is the tale of our brainwashed slaves, there here for a long long time. They'll have to make the best of things, it's a costly bridge. The nutcase and the midget too will do their very best, to milk the others of their cash. in their hotel of heck. No drugs,no truth, no psychiatry, not an ounce of sanity. A diet coke Johnstown it's insane as can be. So join us here each month my friends, and protest with a smile, get lulz from brainwashed cultmembers here in Clearwater Florida!

[Butterflygrrl]

Roflmao!!!

[vongoloid]

Death ship is ship of death. "I'll sue you in England!"

[jdtrickster4]

Oh I forgot, the name of the new ship is the "Death-Winds" ;)

[jdtrickster4]

This BLUE ASBESTOS thing is nothing because we are THETANS and you cannot kill a spirit. Scientologists who have done the Purification Rundown are immune to this stuff. It's like in the Bible where one can literally drink poisons and handle snakes. That's how we can drink incredible amounts of apple cider vinegar & all blend oil plus take literally THOUSANDS of Mgs of NIACIN and not f*ck up our liver though I wouldn't want to handle Admiral Miscarriage. Guess OT IX & X can be scrapped, eh?

[fluffbrain]

MESOTHELIOMA

[whys0seriOs]

LIESSSSSSSSSS

[leerwesen]

"uh, uh, uhm *studder*"

you'd think lrh tech would have them able to come up with lies in lighting speed... must be a pre-clear or something ;p

[kinghippo14]

And I was thisclose to reaching OT 8!!! SONOFABITCH!

Damn you, Marcabs!

[madmentalking]

Wonder what next month's excuse will be!! lol

[jnycnuk]

it's a fleabag boat. you'd be better off trying to sail the ocean in the s.s. minnow.

[Anonymouschick2]

Good thing this guy did he TR-L's right!

What a crock! These people are such F*cking liars!

[quentinkrisp]

Oh nice one! They lie by omission.

5 internets for you sir.

[filorps]

Postponed?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(lol)