10 things i've learnt from HOUSE OF THE DEAD

[halofreack8246]

i luvs this movie. its the first movie that ive seen that makes the zombies basically ninja

[LeeVing88]

the heat from the bullet itself could easily ignite blackpowder.

[jigsawzoubir]

Well, Now we know the difference between being immortal and living forever.

[salakabum]

You forget the point about a group of teenager shoot better than a policeofficer and a gun trafficant xD (and survive more)

[Dipsetinstrum]

she shot the red tank for no reason lmfao

[SeeMeRot]

ugh, terribad

[cdeization]

Dogs of UuuTobe, demand House of the Dead 2 staring Goldman, friends.

[HollywoodWhore17]

This video made my day:) Thanks uploader!

[jnserantes2]

Genial. Yo no me pare de reir.

[excitefan778]

this should be called the 10 why moments in house of the dead

[shadow87800]

that fuck up guy red could had help her if i him i help her unlike him thats why most ppl there fucking dead

[jason4275]

Number 7 is the best and worse

[Cherries1358]

I watched this movie for the first time yesterday. I think it's an awesome movie. I only watched it because I LOVE JONATHAN CHERRY. But i'm glad I did :). I have been wanting 2 watch it for so long. It sucks that my friend was just letting me borrow it. I might have 2 buy it or something :)

[jilomanti]

YOU CREATED IT ALL, JUST TO BE IMMORTAL. WHY?

to live forever....

OMG! I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT THINK OF THAT! ITS HE MOST SMARTEST PLAN EVA!!!!!!!!!!!11

[killerVeNoM101]

at #7... he should of been thinking why the hell he didnt bang that chic before she had to die....

[killerVeNoM101]

at #7... he was should of been thinking why the hell he didnt bang that chic before she had to die....

[omare788]

Uwe boll must really, love slow motion.

[omare788]

@omare788 and quick cuts.

[omare788]

@omare788 and filler.

[SwordMasterNero]

oh my god the acting where did they get these people from GAP?

[rebornvisualministry]

you created all just to be immortal!!!! WHY???

derp, to live for ever, duh!?

[B1ackdr4g0n]

dunno why movies think shooting something always esults in an explosion, usually just makes holes in it. almost as bad as the logic that crouching behind a car door makes you invincible in a firefight

[BalmungDyn0]

CUTRE DE COJONES.



[dalektaliban]

3:42 the worlds weakest skull

[Dallasisakiller]

Apparently You Haven't Learnt How To Spell Learned

[bauulben1]

@Dallasisakiller No he's right, it would be "10 things I learned from HOTD" or "10 things I've learnt from HOTD". Learnt is the past participle whereas learned (not to be confused with the two syllable word spelled the same) is an active verb.

Both mean the same thing though, and learnt is distinctly more English English than American English.

[Spyke360]

God I fucking HATE WELLS >.<

[nightslade1]

XD Oh my god. I watched this a lot, and I've never notice that line XD

[picapepino]

4:52

Kid- Trick or Treat!?

Cop-"BANG!"

Kid: :'(



[MsJbfan66]

QUESTION ABOUT #1 Y WOULD U MAKE A BREAK FOR A ZOMBIE INFEASTED BOAT AND IF THATS THE CASE I WOULD HELP MY FRIEND BUT IF COME AT ME WE BOOKIN IT.

[thepliskin5001]

Man i had some fun watching this movie late at night it was funny. I love the game effects lol

[Malum09]

When i'm watching this movie i feel like watching a bad chapter of the Power Rangers.

[Jinxxed0]

whats the name of the song that plays during the big shoot out with all the useless slow motion jumping

[u1009]

LOOOOL at number 9!!! "Hello! shoot me!!"

[doctortradewest]

wheres mst3000 when you needed

[SAMBHU01]

Uwe Boll the king midas of Shit, Everything he touch it authomatically become SHIT, Even AWESOME HARDCORE BADASS GAMES.

[TheJason1003]

in a flashback scene should the asian girl be getting that not the dude just stading their

[Lioyd1rving]

Using the bathroom IS more important than sex. Unless you're into scat or something.

[whowantsabighug]

@Lioyd1rving Doesn't work unless you have a cup.

[MrWhatahell01]

the best scary movie is exorcist you bastard

[1250nick]

1 thing i learned from HOUSE OF THE DEAD......BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

[HollywoodWhore17]

That last line is LEGENDARY!

[Huffdaddy1999]

If Uwe Boll asks you to be in his movie, just say "no thank you" and walk away. if you appear in a Uwe Boll movie, you may never appear in a real movie ever again. Oh! and ask for your pay upfront if you are desperate and really do want to be in a completely worthless movie.

[Skateoftheunion]

@Huffdaddy1999 Actually, lots of people who've been in Boll movies have been in really good stuff since.

[tbanke]

No 7:

For all you people just tuning in, here's a look-back at all that's happened in the movie so far!

Stupid!

[thexhorrorloverx33]

he didn't stab her all the way trough

[Mattwobes]

That Movie was terrible

[k1ll5w1ch]

i laughed hysterically on the greatest line ever!!! hahahaha! can't stop laughing!

[BioshockAtlas]

:D greatest movie of all time

[clarencezer]

Lol number  7 was fkin hilarious

[nirwanprasetio]

seep serem

[DKaidian]

HAHA! Great video!

[Shadesdeath]

Isn't Uwe Boll known for turning great games into shitty movies? Or just making shitty movies in general...

[orenbj88]

@Shadesdeath lol yeah he indeed is... worst director \ writer ever

[SimpsonDK7]

So.. Why DID she throw that grenade down the well?

[94warandpeace]

sum1 plz tel me wat the first song is called

[uberhaxor69]

i love how her boobs jiggle after backing up from the red tank lol

[newabortion515]

I've never seen this movie, but thank you sooo much for showing me all these necessary facts so that I may be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. :)

[UNKL3R1GGZ]

ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY I HATE IT WHEN UWE BOLL TRIES TO DIRECT A VIDEOGAME-BASED MOVIE. HE FUKD UP ALL OF MY GOOD GAMES AS MOVIES

.........THEY BETTER FIND SUMBODY ELSE WHEN THEY DO "GOD OF WAR"

-SERIOUSLY

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

THEY ARE EATING HER.....AND THEYRE GOIN TO EAT ME....

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!

[smashtasm6IsBack]

NUMBER 10 LMFAO

that made no sense whatsoever LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sjappie5123]

HAHAHAHA i was planning on seeing this movie but after i saw this no thank you

this must be the worst movie in history o yeah together with bloody murder XD

[edmundloh]

LOL at No. 6

[VASTIEN]

WTF!!! 3:40 That head had wi-fi conection to the body =)

[XxPLAY3RxON3xX]

@VASTIEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[nonofyall]

the visuals and the acting of this movie... I can't find put words on how horrible it is...

[jkarlos009]

I Just Bought This Movie Used of Coruse And I

Bought It For A $1.00 I Think I Over Payed.

[BklynBryan]

HOTD is worth watching because of Ona Grauer!!! She is so Fn HOT!!!

[62cky4powerthirst]

@BklynBryan HOTD is only worth watching so you can torture prisoners.

[MrHardLongDick]

My shit is better looking than this movie . My pooping scene still is better than the fight scene in this movie . My dick looks better than all the actors in this movie

[Vogeybear]

rofl number 9 is so fucking funny

[bernierulzu]

Damn straight, ask me about my zombie plan now!

[DarkCaptain7]

1 thing I know is they are all inconsistent.

[themegagamesgamer]

LOL

[bullyboy1122]

lol she got stabbed right betwen the boobs lol

[APPLESAUCE50]

Uwe Boll... IS the next ed wood

[musicfreak9000]

@APPLESAUCE50 Please don't insult ed wood, yes he was bad but he tried and used his imagation in the movies he made, unlike Uwe who just takes a video serris and takes a big shit on it.

[BankruptMonopoly]

thanks to toilet boll for making this great film.

[jeriahdeathshade123]

thats bull u cut of or destroy the brain and the zombies dead

[SlamVook]

I just saw this movie on tv 10 minutes ago.. it was extremely terrible ._.

[MrMrhellsing]

1.This movie is a total piece of shit.

2.Uwe Boll is not a film director,hes a fucking 8 year old trying so hard to be cool.

3.at 0:55,who the fuck puts a zombie sliping of a boat XD

4.also at 0:55,ZOMBIES CAnT FUCKING SWIM.

5.4:43 he got butt raped

6.

[themegagamesgamer]

@MrMrhellsing I hate you so much you idiot BANG you got shot in the head

[Frisby2007]

Two Girls 1 cup is scarier than this shit.

[DeathDreams12]

0:53 hahaha

[BRiTDRAG2]

this is... origional

[GrimVisage]

lol, my roommate and I were watching part of this one night and we were like that's the longest fucking flashback ever :)

[JapaneseAnimationMan]

wow this movie looks so freaking retarded

[Y9Power]

Bloodrayne sucked too

[Y9Power]

The "stupid" generation is going to rule the world.. And stupid film production companies are the real people that need to be shot, for ALLOWING this asshole to continue to make films.. And the concept artists, and the executive producers..

[journeymanX]

Isaac: Can I drive

G: No

Isaac: Can i have a lollipop

G:Yes

Isaac: Can i watch this film

G: FUCK NO

[salvucci91]

i fucking HATE this movie. You either make a decent flick, or none at all.

[Restlessspirit4]

115. Uwe Boll has committed crimes against humanity and I wish George Romero would come back to life as a zombie and eat him.

From the same thread! hahahaha

Anyways Uwe Boll is master of comed...i mean horror!

[MrMxyzptlk5]

2:18 BEWBS! :D

[radimsirl]

hehe, brilliant!

[garra6992]

Don't forget this line "I just want ur flesh"

[mardfet]

is this based off the arcade games? i assume so, but im not sure. it seems nothing like the games.

[FFNProductions]

@mardfet Yup, It's made by Uwe Boll, so it's bound to be an abomination.

You know, just like the Resident Evil movies?

[GunShyLoyalist]

I literally laughed out loud at this. xD

[NickRambo123]

You have to escape reality or be drunk in order to sit through this film. I personally find this movie to be hilarious even though I do feel very sick when I watched it. No kidding, I received an earsplitting headache.

[Bubbbla97]

To live forever....

[TheFYI86]

LMFAO!!!!! Thank you so much for posting this vid. I almost watched this fucking moving and now thanks to your video...I just saved an hour and a half of my life!

[Disturbed4Eva10]

To live forever...

Well, I think that answers the question without any redundance.

[diehumanhk]

BEST LINE EVER IN HOLLYWOOD HISTORY

[URIZHEY]

Uwe Boll must be shot! He want to do Half-life and Metal Gear films too. OMG someone kill him FAST!!!

[laydia13]

I noticed the poor acting of the boatman, the time we decided to stop watching the poor movie, suddenly a group of teenagers are dancing nude and that's why we continued watching it.. we expected to see more tits at the end

[inuyasha4792]

What... How does a glass square about as big as an old monitor hold 2 zombies in it!?

[johnmtk]

@inuyasha4792 obviously its one of those expandable sponge zombies

[thebigG402]

what is the name of the song in the beginning and towards the end

[tr000]

@thebigG402 Fury (House of The Dead) by Black Tiger

[alyse3102]

I remember playing the game with my mom at the arcade for the first time when i was 4, and it was my first zombie game and i loved it. then when the movie came out four years later I saw it at blockbuster and im like "mom we gotta get it!" and she said "no it looks f*ckin stupid."

I mean "You did this to be immortal...why?!" "To live forever."

Mom, thank you for not killing my childhood -.-

[1shoryuken]

Uwe boll should keep making movies because l love "So Bad that's It's Good" movies!

[Blayze13]

@1shoryuken The problem being that he's actually getting better at making them so the movies end up being "so bad it's horrible"

[94warandpeace]

can anybody tell me the song in the begining please

[hypnotix2000]

ROTFL

[sum3mr]

nice

[ChevalierAguila]

Was Boll on coke when he made the movie? I can't think of any other movie with a more pointless use of slow mos and flashbacks.

[patoblet]

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[tapion567]

what does any of this film have anything to do with segas house of the dead, wheres agent G and who the hell are all those people, do you rember them from the games cuz i sure the hell dont. WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING???

[squirehendrix]

"You created it all so you could be immortal. Why?"

......"To live forever"

GENIUS XD

[Kinkoyaburi]

I think God has put Uwe Boll here on Earth to show us that one can direct unbelievably shitty movies, and still wallow in more pussy and money that the average man. In a sense Uwe is a remainder to us that we shouldn't take ourselves too seriously.

[tiraivysexy]

1. He was running FROM land zombies to a boat he didnt know had zombies

2. Hey when nature calls...

3. Flame starts from molecules vibrating against each other quickly. bullet=friction=heat+powder=ex­plosion

4.Everyone likes koolaid

5. If you can break/blow it up why not?

6. Man will never understand the mystery and power of breasts

7. P.T.S.D.

8. Like the death looks any realer with fake limbs and blood

9. Blasphemy! Headshots are always FTW!

10. Sorry i got nothing. That was just awful

[Stavrosdouvlis]

No.10 is omg!!!!!! hahhahahahahahahahaha

[dumapies]

you people all take these movies way too seriously...the world is not gonna be full of 200 million $ blockbusters, so just shut the fuck up and don't watch the movie if you don't like it...like seriously for fuck sake

[ducard93]

Im telling you the only way uwe boll gets money for movies is sucking dicks

[abbs123]

dude u have jst created the best bits from a bad film 5 stars.

[Streif337]

HAHA LMAO

[Bubbbla97]

I really don't get the hatred for Uwe Boll. His movies are hilarious, decently shot, and scripted about as well as low-end Hollywood action. They're almost at the level of satire.

[ShinigamiXV]

@Bubbbla97 It's because he takes it seriously.

[PyramidHead333]

The only things I liked about this movie were (in no particular order):

1. The soundtrack

2. Jurgen Prochnow

3. The tits

Although if you ask me, Jurgen did a MUCH better job in In the Mouth of Madness as Sutter Cane.

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

@PyramidHead333 any specific songs you can advice me?

[kirkpear]

2:30: So, the smaller glass bottle didn't work... let's try the large plastic one and hope the guys in post add a glass effect!

And 4:40... I can make better looking trees with cardboard.

[jovialduke]

i don't know why people hate uwe boll, he's just funny

[15551cue]

they should make a left 4 dead movie i bet it will be awesome

[GEX1040]

#9 was probably a reference to the old arcade game, but a very bad one to say the least.

[CABLETHRASH]

this movie sucked

[NickRambo123]

# 7 really pissed me off when I saw the film.

[footreaver]

I just don't get it. Didn't the other people who were working on this thought to themselves "WTF R WE DOIN'?"

[jords1225r]

"you created it all so you could be immortal... why?"

"to live for ever"

HAHAHA

[jaimeg123prmt]

 @jords1225r epic line indeed.

[JinKsed17]

@jords1225r So bad that it's good

[beejor]

Uwe Boll is like a great movie villain; someone you love to hate, and it just wouldn't be the same without him.

[POkegreis]

6 is Awesome! xDD

[SShinX2off]

check out Zombie Nation (2004) its much worse then this

[d0tn0va]

lol the shoot-out scene was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Why did it last for 15 minutes?!

[Rugbyheadbanger]

BEST...MOVIE...EVAH!!!!!!!!!!

[xerxesmv]

I should really see it, looks funny and my father met Uwe in person. I liked running to the boat and zombie head behind log.

[lhart99]

dam that chick w/ the black shirt has some nice  jiggly tits.

[eb88408]

Uwe Boll is gonna make a movie called Rampage. Since he likes to make video game live action movies its probaly that game... Rampage World Tour. Its about 3 people who change into Monsters... a lizard, a gorilla, and a wolf and they destroy buildings.

[HandelMcmandle]

How many more failed abortions will Uwe Boll ever have?!

[wowtherearenodamnnam]

whats the name of the song at the beginning of this video?

[MrGamalier]

@wowtherearenodamnnam the title is called danger,danger but i dont know who made it.

[forrestc3]

not how to spell learned

[RegnevaCixot]

#2 is true.

[fistfullofrazors]

One thing I will say about this movie, it is not boring.

[DarkPalidin96]

the only things similar between this and the game house of the dead are the name and the fact that they used old as hell gameplay footage of house of the dead 1 as an opening scene. this movie has nothing to do with the game except zombies. in the game it was a virus made to help some guys son not a curse. plus who the fnck ask why somone would want to be immortal!?! to live forever dumbass. plus if he was immortal then how did he die from a simple head stomp?!

[nicolaswowgal]

ahhahahhahahha omg the zombie slips xD makes the whole thing worse xD and number 5 omg???

[SUPEROFLMAO1]

Anyone see how much that girls boobs jiggled?

[superriki83]

I love the response of : You did all this to be imortal, why?, To live forever. God i peed my pants of how much i laughed

[inditled]

you missed one of the great things in this movie, subliminal show short clips of house of the dead in between every scence

[mummoforce]

Stupid correction: Gunpower doesn't need fire to explode. Just enough force will set the chemical reaction with air.

Another thing: grenade thrown in the well is filled with gasoline instead of gunpowder? makes sense :D

[MockErudition]

Fucking LOL at the scene where he has a flashback of the gunfight that HAS JUST BEEN ON SCREEN.

[ResidentEvil0123X45]

This looks like one of the shittiest mvies ever made! I cant wait to buy it :)

[2pac4life400]

LOL He Slips

[spicychicken93]

OMG That Flashback goes on 4ever!!!

[Sugabare06]

Uwe Boll should not be allowed to direct

[lipwen94]

this film is a load of shit....

[madcreator12]

2:03 how dumb is Boll? Slow mo jumping away from an explosion? That is like the most cheesy cliche thing EVER in a movie!

[grendelee]

That used to be my favorite game too.

"You created it all, so you could be immortal...why?"

yeah, that was never in the game.

[tltar253]

I cant believe how bad this movie is.

[undeadsavage]

lmao I always found it extremely convenient that:

1) Everyone's a martial arts expert

2) There just happens to be a crate full of guns, ammo, and explosives

and 3) Everybody's an expert marksman.

[lasagnadeliveryguy]

well you got to admit, if the guy didn't make the movie.. then jimmi would not have made this video and we wouldn't be having a fun time laughing

[Remington61189]

Rudy stop having a flashback and help her

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Click 2:20 continuosly

[The1delatorre]

@HyperSonicXtreme : Damn show got some titties !!!

[The1delatorre]

She*

[retronightmare]

such a dumb movie.

[chovixnator017]

ok i get it.. the movie fucking sucks