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  • This guy reminds me of this kind in my class....

  • Thumbs up if you heard him and his SMOKING hot gf on Howard Stern. This dude gets MAD pussy.

  • crap. Watch Louie CK instead. THis guys is shiite

  • he's leaning like 45 degrees

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  • he is realy slow...must be weed

    

  • I like how comedians can be funny without cussing and making racist or derogatory jokes. This is good clean comedy.

  • he suffers from severe and slow retardation but is still funny

  • *disapoint*

  • This guy prooves more then anything that americans are retarded...say something about boobs "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW BOOBS" "Beer!" "AHAHAHA I KNOW BEER!"

  • omg british comedy is soo much better and mature and actually clever, this is shit.

  • Another great comedy genius!!! Nice and Clean!!! AWESOME!!!

  • So i watched the vid, soooo wheres the jokes?

  • ow i love him so much!!,,A RETARD FITS WITH HIS PERFORM ,he is just acting to make it sound real people,,listen to what he is talking about before u disrespect! IT IS CALLED BEING A GOOD COMEDIAN!!!

  • damn what did he smoke?

  • kinda reminds me of Chris from Family Guy :)

  • sounds like a tard

  • best is a Belgian comedyan named Alex Agnew

  • wow not the best look at my comedy jokes

  • THAT IS FUCKEN FUNYY

  • so funny!

    

  • - what's the difference?

    - that is not for us to ask.

    LOL

  • Youtube /user/AWJLSeason1

  • Im very funny

  • I laughed and that's all I wanted

  • Best stand up, nononono you'll need Carlin or Pryor to call it this way!

  • @ivanovsd Certainly not the best, but he is pretty fuckin funny imo :P

  • I just wanna talk to the egg!! LMAO!!

  • Dude is he high?

  • This guy talks like the guy out of die hard 4.0 the kid with willis that's the hacker

  • I think his jokes are extremely funny, but I agree that he needs to change his "character" approach. He talks like he's five.

  • @allenerin85 thats probably the point

  • @allenerin85 I disagree :D I personally think what makes this guy SPECIAL than other comedians is his style of speech and method of talking. It seems to make a positive effect :S but after all.... thats just MY opinion (;

  • @allenerin85

    He talks like that on purpose, like when he said i like boobs like babies, or going to the store with a note like in school, get it people.

  • @allenerin85 he is just acting like Kid

  • @allenerin85 Part of the show

  • @allenerin85 he is Really High On weed thats why he talkes like that :P

  • Hahahaha. Is he drunk?

  • hes a creepy comedian not funny. i see dirty comedians but this just childish dirty. he has an annoying voice and his material is to related he needs to jump topics more. and did i mention he sounds mentaly disabled.

  • boooring zzzzzzzzz......

  • wtf? didnt laughed at all

  • DRY !

  • Yea it may be a diffrent style but tht doesnt mean its good. Cause good god, am i the only one who got annoyed EVERYTIME he talked.

  • Fuck all of you i liked him lol

  • He might wana take a lesson from Russell Peters!

  • The crowd must have been very drunk to laugh to this

  • I actually think he's funny. He has his own kind of style instead of being loud and screaming all the time like some stand up comedians. It's obviously working, the people love him. I thought this was really good stuff.

  • why does he talk like he mentally retarded

  • if thats how his character is he should change it.. it sucks but good material

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  • Brian Regan...

  • he sucks

  • Ok this guy is like one of the worst "comedians" I've ever seen. He tries to act retarded and slow on purpose because he thinks it's funny or something but it's actually the complete opposite. It sucks. And I hate when comedians think they have to resort to filthy, sexual material to be funny. Jerry Seinfeld, you rock!

  • @tpolf Shut ur vagina.

  • funny but is he a bit slow?

  • His delivery makes me think he's kinda retarded or stoned... His material is pretty good, but I'm not

  • He's not high or anything its just he's way to be funny and it is very funny lol :D

  • He's awesome!

  • is he retard?

  • @0atrama9

    i think he is., or hes on drugs ... drunk .. either way he SUCKS

  • @STREEEEEET You have no humor! It's on purpose. LOL...

  • @0atrama9 "I'm as close to retarded as you can get, and still live alone." - Mitch Fatel "If there was an island of retarded people, I would be their king." - Mitch Fatel

  • is he retarded or something?

  • This guys sucks

  • sometimes he sounds like adam sandler if you listen carefully lol

  • He isn't funny.  He is irritating. I dont care if thats his style or if he has a condition. If he got shot in the face and Justin Beiber got shot in the face too, and I was the witness, I would call the police to report Justin Biebers death without mentioning this guy was there. AND I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER.

  • @robhartjr1993 i woulda reported justin bieber for shooting mitch in the face and then said justin commited suicide. cause justin bieber is fag.

  • @StolenLettuce

    don't encourage this asshole haha. if he was a comedian i msure he would have included a joke in his shameless plug post... LAME

  • @max8987

    plus he steals lettuce... tahts just terrible

  • @max8987 I'm sorry to hear that... your grammar, that is. My name is but a noun, not a verb - I do not steal lettuce, for I am stolen lettuce. At least you spending your time on Youtube attacking everyone to try and be funny (ie troll) isn't shameless... oh...wait... it is.

    Have a nice day! :)

  • @StolenLettuce

    Shutup, LETTUCE!

  • @max8987 There you go. Good girl. :)

  • @StolenLettuce Eat shit and die, nothing is for free. You're different as in retarded? Quit mooching off of other comedian's videos shit-for-brains.

  • @FatToti Trololololo. Don't get mad because you have 9 subscribers and I'm almost at 4,000. XD

  • @StolenLettuce I assure you I have no personal beef with you over the number of my subscribers. I didn't even know I had subscribers. I use this account to upload shit for my friends and comment on shit; mostly shit I hate like your pathetic attempts at humor. I am flabbergasted that 65 people actually thumbed up your comment without looking at what you were presenting to the world. Not everyone thinks the world revolves around YouTube and has misplaced grandiose ideas about fame. Get friends.

  • @FatToti People like the comment because people on Youtube (believe it or not) can be decent human beings. Especially around Christmas. I'm sorry that you spent so much time and energy into trying to hate and hurt my feelings...however it really doesn't phase me.

    I'm going now and I really hope you have a Merry Christmas even if you don't wany anyone else to have one.

  • @StolenLettuce I dislike the idea of exploiting people's decency around the holidays.

    I'm assuming the previous comment came from the dark skinned jarhead. I watched your CoD video. Lose that guy in the blue shirt. Looking into the camera? Seriously? That alone destroys the entire integrity of your video. Rookie mistake. 2000 views does not imply you have a global fan base. You're not JennaMarbles or RayWilliamJohnson. Wake up, smell the coffee. Out of 67 people, I'm the only one being honest.

  • @StolenLettuce oh yea no ones gonna read a comment that takes up half the page...good luck tho bro

  • @nayzerie at least 74 people read it. =P

  • I wonder when this video's gonna have "009 SoundSystem" or w.e placed over the audio...

  • Stand-up comics have it TOUGH- they need to be right ‘on the mark’ night after night, even when they’re feeling low.

    A friend of mine was once working in a comedy club while a gang had kidnapped his beautiful 17YO daughter due to some of his unpaid gambling debts. Every few days they sent video footage of her being gang-raped & tortured. After 2 weeks her horribly mutilated body was dumped on his doorstep. He had to keep audiences laughing with his wisecracks all the while.

  • @SuperTruth77 His problem if he's messing with people sick enough to kidnap a girl and rape her and stuff...

  • ROTFLMAO!

  • he is a Retard high on Dope... zzz

  • 638... wemon

  • i got a girl pregnant once, omigod..lol

  • heroin ... Hard shit.

  • his high as fuck

  • he sounds like a small child with mental problems

  • @KanonKongenKarl

    I don't find him funny at all. I think he's a fucking tool.

  • @KanonKongenKarl its called an act dipshit

  • reminds me of that asian kid on american iddle that sings ¨she bangs¨

  • The dude's stoned as f=ck

  • He sounds faded?

  • u SUCK!

  • rip off of adam sandler stand up

  • Best stand up ever??? Really? I mean, it's not awful I guess. Yikes.

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • Great work, Mitch!

  • I bought the orange juice with the pulp..hahaha.

  • Was he high?

  • @MsBickle76 I think its part of his character. not sure tho.

  • @MsBickle76 no its part of his act

  • @MsBickle76 If he isnt i wanna see him when he is high.

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  • best comedian ever COLIN MOCHRIE!!!!!!!!

  • 623 people have no sense of humor

  • this guy isnt funny to me ,ive seen him on tv a few times

  • "ok i guess i'll see you in 6 months" hahaha

  • everyone thinks they're clever now if they say "240p we meet again".  its been said 3 million times now its not funny anymore.

  • Hahhaha this guy is so weird its contagious XD

  • watch?v=AhcttcXcRYY

    A new epic history is going to begin...

  • David Blane is doing stand up?

  • He clearly has the crowd going, Stoned or Sober, he's pretty funny

  • Great guy!

  • I don't care what other people say this man is as high as a kite.

  • @gofukgoat Haha, so true!!!!

  • guys his voice and tone are a part of his act, stop saying he's fucking stoned

  • @letspound If that was true, he would've said (Thank you very much) in a non creepy retarded voice lol

  • "I'm very funny" -- No.

  • I don't like how he talks

  • @frankiebaby725 i dont like the way u type

  • @pietpasta I don't like that you don't like how I type

  • @frankiebaby725

    its character

  • @frankiebaby725 I agree. He's not funny at all.

  • @jezmuff of course he isnt funny, how can anyone think this is funny. there werent even any funny parts

  • @frankiebaby725

    i just want talk to the egg!

  • Clever comedian, so fucking imaginative and talented. The so called half-baked pace of his speech pokes fun and illuminates our male commonalities. Brilliant.

  • @karasublue I think you nailed it! The guy is absolutely brilliant!!

  • Anyone that thinks he is out of it or totally baked off his ass probably think that Larry the cable guy is actually a redneck hillbilly.

  • Dude this guys is more baked than baked cheetos...

  • ok no more drugs for u dude !

  • this guy sucks

  • He sounds fuckin retarted ! Wth ?

  • @FxckinFabBishhh17 its part of the act

  • Mitch Hedburg?

  • Lmao!! I think afew people here need to go back to the store and buy a sense of humor!!

  • Lmao!

  • If u guys like this guy, check out Mitch Hedberg; very similar comedy.

  • Jeremy Hotz is funny, who is this?

  • "cause babies are expensive and they eat your food" :D

  • change the title to this video this is definitely not the best comedy ever

  • does this guy have down syndrome whats with his slow speakign and slurring.

  • awsome  stand - up comedy man keep up the good job

  • dave chappelle is the best .........

  • I got a total of 15 seconds in before I muted it and wrote this derogatory comment,

    It's shit.

    I've laughed more during Schindler's List than during this! (Lol that's a joke please don't flame me!)

  • Yoooooo I think this guy has been spying on me!!!

  • Boobs are good for men's heart health, so the next time you're feeling a bit depressed look at some boobs and you'll be happy.

  • i actually fast forward though this

  • He acts stoned off his assss. BUT HES FUCKING HILARIOUSSS

  • this guy is stoned lol

  • "that is not for us to ask" hahahahaha!!! i'm still chuckling over here.

  • Thank u I havent laft like this for about 2 years already had fun agian thumbs up

  • He sounds autistic

  • babies are expensive and they eat your food

  • He does look high...but I don't know. I mean, he might be...but he also has CP, could be contributing to his 'look'...?

  • Guy Is a trip.lol

  • aha this guy is hilarious, he's fucked to XP

  • that script was genius... I admit he does look "gone", but I think that's what makes it even funnier !!

  • why is the audience all old people... this guys funny but hes like high out of his mind!

  • It was pretty funny. Especially the sperm trying to sneek in.

    Mariana Cordoba

  • 1st time i saw quite funny

  • Wasnt that bad..... I like the Pads with Coupon lol

  • I think I'm pregnant. The number you have reached...

  • grey faction at nexusdarkworld  com

  • Didn't even smile ..

  • how is this even remotely funny, you people are idiots

  • Hes Really good =P

  • 240p we meet again...

  • @Angerfist2 fuck you dude. i see that comment all the time. be original douche

  • @culliganbro1

    Really? Fuck I thought I invented it.

  • @Angerfist2 if your serious: im sorry for being so harsh  if your being sarcastic: go fuck yourself

  • @culliganbro1

    rofl I'm serious I never saw it anywhere else before. But because you are so nice to me I leave this discussion with the fact that you can go fuck yourself buddy. Ciao.

  • @Angerfist2 dude seriously we all know you have seen that before and you did it to get a top comment. so go kill yourself and do the world a favor

  • @culliganbro1

    I will go kill myself. The world needs a favor.

  • @Angerfist2 omg...why are you stealing comments for thumbs up? Where are all those thumbs up going? your ass?