Patent Pending - Douchebag (Lyric Video)

[ChocolateMilkGirls]

<3

[devon29ful]

Good jam

[Zynfutzon]

I listened to their song Cheer up emo kid or something, got pissed at them cause I like some music that's classed as emo, and neve gave them a second chance. This just came on Scuzz and I stayed on cause builtbyninjas supposedly did the vid and the song is funny as fuck and catchy as herpes! Gonna have to listen to more of em!! And the moral of this comment is, don't write of a band without proper listening to them! AKA don't be a douchebag!

[g3rald1nee]

i know a lot of douchebags. xD

[Kazuookamimaru]

10 people are just sad because they're not his bro. D:

[DouchebagChocolat]

Holy shit when did Patent Pending write a song about me

[penutcannon]

oh the winds of march.... or was it the tides of march? i think the winds of march was a song by journey. anyway- i was making a reference to something.

[Stavinskymusic]

saw them at warped tour. super chill dudes.

[dansolitro]

this literally describes everybody who i graduated with

[punkmassive]

luv ya patent pending

[BluetheWolfPuppy]

I love this song XD

[Tygerlily179]

haha, lol xD My brother and sister went to one of there concerts, and my brother got a picture of Joe hugging him xD

[Ozzy10432]

I love douche bags... -.-

I dig this song. 

[Ilikepie2wbu]

I am gonna sing this to a guy that has broke my heart 4 times!!

[lia102896]

@Ilikepie2wbu u should O:

[AlysonM106]

Just got home from The Attic and I saw them! They had to say Dishrag >.< Lol AWESOME!

[raffistewartx3]

@AlysonM106 They had to say that at the high school they played at too xD

[AlysonM106]

@raffistewartx3 Lmfao C:

[sonygirl10]

@AlysonM106 haha i was there too xD i know i was mad cause they couldnt say douche bag :c but they're still awesome <3

[AlysonM106]

@sonygirl10 Lol, yea they said it a couple time anyways tho. xD

[shaddowome]

man i need an mp3 link for this 

[twimo123]

this explains mike EXACTLY its scary =).. fuck u mike :P

[oprahdidntdie4ursins]

this song reminds me of everyone I graduated with in high school haha

[StayingBrutal13]

@BandWorld what program did you use?

[EdenmanX]

only a douchebag would make a song calling someone a douchebag

[Ilikepie2wbu]

@EdenmanX Im not && I would!



[killswitchengageksw]

only song i have ever heard of these guys and im already a fan

[tonymlg91]

i have a tribal tattoo..... im not a douchebag.. i know joe :( hes my fwand ! :)

[Luccabrozzo]

Thanks Lynmarie for pointing me to the vid. good song! :)

[GundamSaviour]

I'll def be checkin this out

[GreendaychicMLR]

saw them live and fell in love with this song instantly!! <3

[Fraenky95]

can anybody tell me what's the name of the other short song at the end?:)

[shenanigans526]

@Fraenky95 "Bro, Seriously." :)

[undrclasshro]

@Fraenky95 i already know (she don't give a shit about me)

[kitkatz45]

omg!! i saw you guys at the pops and i loved this song!!

[LostExess]

i love this song so much. i ran into one of my high school douche bags the other day and he's so...just pathetic. i can't believe that i ever cared what he thought.

[CherokeeGirl16]

I dedicate this song to every guy I went to high school with....congrats douchebags there's a song made for yal.....i fucking love this song!!!!! I <3 Patent Pending

[IFeelCaged]

hahahah so funny!

[TheLoveable1231]

The lyrics to this is freaking amazing!

[BlakeBergy]

He came up to me and told me my mom is hot, so I punched him in the throat. We're not friends.

[ioergermister]

Joe's hair for this video is sick, just sayin'

[CaitlynKillz]

I will be in the music video for this :D

Filming in Wichita Kansas

Tomorrow afternoon. :3

[menakatept]

HOLY FUCK. DOUCHEBAG IS MY NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE WORD. I HOPE THESE CAPS CONVEY MY HEAVILY EMOTIONAL AND FEROCIOUS LOVE OF THIS SONG.

[Alltimelowguitar123]

@menakatept CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

[breathecarolina17]

i love rob in the background going "douche douche douche douche douchebaaaag"

[tiggertayler112987]

This song is the frickin' best!!! This goes out to all the Jersey Shore wannabees!! or the reall cast :)

[turtleman2104]

i dedicate this to all pricks dicks and assholes

[thewuIVIbo]

i dedicate this to steve jobs o.O

[TheRoyalBakery]

@thewuIVIbo WHAT THE FUCK ???? Steve jobs is a genius he re-invented the computer, died at a the young age of 56, and while suffering from cancer of the pancreas for 9 years made the iPhone 1,2,3,3gs,4,4s iPod 1,2,3,4,5 iPad 1 and 2 and you call Steve Jobs a douchebag ??

[thewuIVIbo]

@TheRoyalBakery alright take a deep breath and learn to read...i wasnt saying he was a douche..everyone was making dedications..it was a joke calm down...ya mad bro?

[TheRoyalBakery]

@thewuIVIbo yea well it might be a bit to soon for steve jobs jokes and only like 3 or 4 people made dedications so thats not really everybody and uhh just asking why would you choose steve jobs... oh and youtube comment fight dont gat me mad bro...

[wisetrollman]

@TheRoyalBakery suck iphones cock u apple prick hahahaa

[ALLDAYmacmiller]

i'd like to dedicate this to the guy beneath me

[burnhamredneck]

i dedicate this song to skyler Allen Mitchell

[flobenresist108]

My friends good band played with Patent Pending, Yellow Team, and Set it off last Friday. Thier called "Social at a Distance." Check em out, their real punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[livandvalkickbutt]

describes the guy I used to like soooooooo well

[caviano]

glad these guys are getting the views and ratings they deserve.

[tandtproductions9996]

this song is about scumbag steve

[adtr2380]

6 people remember when patent pending didnt turn into a pussy all time low band

[ITZSANTE]

scumbag steve created 6 accounts to dislike this

[clymidiaadood]

fucking epic



[Chibisrule943]

Ah, this song fits so well for my GOOD friend Strong. You are a big douche, and I highly DOUBT you'll be smart enough to look for this song with how stereotypically arrogant, and "head up your ass" you are. :/ Dude, I'm not your bro.

[MJRedd487]

Hahaha

[IrkenInvaderKalo]

this song describes most people I know.

[EmilyAnnBarron]

I saw them with Set It Off... :D I Love them

[Aileen446]

I met them on Wednesday & Set It Off (: The so nice and just an amazing band!! :D

[JuicyShania]

spelled four loco wrong...mmm good stuff [;

[TheRoyalBakery]

@JuicyShania ummm no they didnt....loll

[JuicyShania]

@TheRoyalBakery rlly? i thought it ws different...OH WELL. :PP

[TheRoyalBakery]

This needs more views.

[flutegirl91]

i know soo many guys that this would fit for

[kottawiththeface]

oh my god, i just want to sing this to 98% of the guys at my school.

[ranger044]

there are 6 douchebags

[emocobra666]

how can anyone hate this song so the 5 ppl who dont like this are douchebags

[MinecraftAttractions]

This song was so much better live.

[Try2TakeMeDown]

i would like to say, the douche bag in my life that i would let them listen to this is Stasha Thompson. i know she is a chick and what not, but still...

[MysticSkullivine]

I dedicate this song to Scumbag Steve

[DJGT72026]

This is the single best thing I have ever heard in my entire life. I love you.

[freakinmacon69]

<3

[TaylorPaige27]

Douche

Douche

Douche

Douche

Douche

BAAAEEEAAGG

[StereotypicalMusicNJ]

the 4 four people who disliked this have patents already.

[giga0524]

just went to the concert last saturday at the sherman. GO STROUDSBURG!!!! :DDDD

[PatheticLoser1]

i played this for my teacher. now i have detention!

[crackhead91968]

I Love it!....LOL....you will always be a douche bag!

[phoenixfyre777]

I'm seeing PP today, hopefully they play this!!-3

[MRXAVIAHN1]

3 faggs are douchebags

[thejackster135]

how do you not like this song its so goodd

yet it descibes me

[chaddeus1]

@thejackster135 You sir, are a winner in the game of life.

[thejackster135]

@chaddeus1 YESSS! just made my day

[thejackster135]

how do you like that its so goodd

yet it descibes me

[summusicfreak]

i heard of them cuz they grew up in my town<3

[loveless7568]

I heard this at warped,and now im in love :D <3

[Djsolidity]

they where easily one of the best sets at warped this year

[teenceleb101]

Why did I find this on a Starkid video?

Anyway, love this. ♥

[nicolekimpanda]

This song is amazing for the real douche bags out there

[Lutiq1]

This is the only lyrics video to make me laugh so far. I DON'T KNOW WHY!

[JuicyShania]

story of my life. DOUCHEEE BAGGG <3

[AAHitsELLIE]

the 3 people who disliked this are douchebags.

[sheaskyline]

i had never heard of you guys until yesterday at ATL warped. i love it!!!!! keep rocking

[riskygoddess]

THEYRE CD ROCK. YOU GUYS DID AMAZING AT WARPED TOUR :P

[luvmebabe2]

ive been waiting for this song to come on youtube for MONTHS!!!! thanks soooo much!!!!!!!<3

[justin5o]

Fuck yes.

[DROlD13]

@KCR4y yea i saw them too it was magic !

[thewuIVIbo]

@djpeteret well your at a video for pop punk sooooo...fail

[lilgeex63]

this is my new favorite song(:

[KCR4y]

am i the only one who found these guys at warped? freakin love them. and got a pick :D

[Sethsquatch75]

@KCR4y i found out about them from my brother who saw them with BFS, then we saw them together at Warped! we were right in the front and Joe got in the crowd and we lifted him up haha it was awesome

[summusicfreak]

mt sinai all day bros

[SuperDuperBecky7594]

to my ex boyfriend :D

[musicislife211]

This song is soo fucking awesome. They make me think of something BFS would write.,.But this is fn brilliant.. I have to get this cd now

[djpeteret]

Pop-punk is for douche bags.

[Kdizzlenova21]

@djpeteret putting dj before your name is for douchebags

[djpeteret]

@Kdizzlenova21 Atleast I'm not a pussy who listens to pop punk.

[UglyStru]

@Kdizzlenova21 LOOOOL SO TRUE

[LucklessObserver]

holy fuck, as soon as i heard this song i fell in love, wow im so serious:)

[jadorevousxo]

what's the song that starts playing at the end ?

[snackpak888]

@jadorevousxo I Already Know (She Don't Give a F*** About Me) its the opening track to the CD

[BandP136]

Thumbs up if I'm not your bro

[Start7Shooting]

quite honestly the most truthful 3 minutes and 34 seconds i've ever heard.

[malakiiswa]

make that 2 douchebags

[Rawrmonster121]

Saw these guys at warped today, best decision of my life.

[spokenout24]

Sweet nice to see they still write tunes. I used to know Joe. Joe I am glad you still making music LONG ISLAND yeah. :) funny fuckin song.

[x3alliee9572]

Just met you guys at warped tour yesterday! Me and my friends are obsessed with the cd now

[MCBAProductions]

I tempted to post this on all the d bags facebook walls lol

[spokenout24]

@MCBAProductions That's fuckin half of facebook HAHA

[EpidemicBallZ]

YOU DRINK MAD BEERS

[XxemergencyscenexX]

hey dude hey bro! My boyfriend showed me this! Hes friends with a guy in the band(: i love this song and has had it stuck in my head for awhile now(:

[casgogsey1]

Best song ever I love them and will always =^.^=

[RoughLover69]

Singed along to this about an hour at The Wraped Tour! IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!

[ItsZano]

i seriously just raped the replay button.

[ivexation1]

I listen to this song every goddamn day

[getwrecked1212]

i love this song.

[TaylorPaige27]

Wait.. there are 161 likes and 6,896 views... why is it only counting my views and likes? :O

[Underthejrose]

Hey dude, hey bro...

[a2mk34]

this song is basically describing most people in high school....

[omarfan1231]

@a2mk34

this describes a small pocket of people in high school. if you truly thought that most people in HS were douchebags, then you probably have/had some of your own issues that need/needed to be confronted

[BandP136]

@omarfan1231 so says a typical douchebag... nah jk

[omarfan1231]

@BandP136

hahaha...saw a dude selling their album at warped yesterday...thought about buying it, but he never came around to us, plus the price for food is ridiculous at those events

[Shingalana927]

just makes me happy every time I hear it. :)

[DelayTheDecay]

DOUCHE BAAAEEEAAGGs everywhere.

[MoonknightX9]

And man - the production for this song is outstanding :) if the rest of the album sounds like this . then it's gonna rock big time

[MoonknightX9]

Every night I pray to god that you never reproduce XD hahaha .

[TheStolenMUSIC]

LOVE this song! hey p-unit fans! check us out! facebook.com/thestolennj!

[raffistewartx3]

Why does it sound like they're talking about the people from Jersey Shore? xD Drinking, Ed Hardy....

[downfall4you]

Thank god for this song. I hate every person who has ever said "YO BROO!" and start a conversation with me just to talk about himself.

[SwordPsycho]

It kinda makes me think of South Park.

"I"m not your bro, dude."

"I'm not your dude, friend."

"I'm not your friend, buddy."

"I'm not your buddy, guy."

"I'm not your guy, bro."

"I"m not your bro, dude."

[JameJame661]

Can't wait untill School starts and I can sing this in the hallways to all the douches

[StairFallerUpper]

The kickstarted was a pre-order to this CD? right?

[BandWorld]

@StairFallerUpper Yes! the album comes out on July 12th and can be pre-ordered at our webstore

if you already helped with the kickstarter then your package will ship before then.

[crp50403]

@BandWorld

Will it be available at the july 11th Show?

[Bananagirl6495]

Dude, I'm not your bro.

[FatalFlaw2008]

1 guy is his own biggest fan

[burnthemoment]

these guys better get the fame they deserve! there live shows are amazing and this song is sick!

[loserwithstylex3]

omfg is it july 13th yet?

[PaintTheTownCareless]

i love this song. its so good

[ARand0mH3ro]

love this! classic patent pending song

[Himynameisnick182]

The one person who dislikes this is a douchebag....

[giga0524]

@Himynameisnick182 its 4 now

[cuttinboi422]

anyone who dislikes this song is a douche baggggggg !!!!!

[Chrisisjustthatcool]

0 people are douchebags :D

[Markmeister182]

HOLY SHIT!

THIS IS AWESOME!

[a2mk34]

patent pending is one of the best rock bands ever. period.

[Cetchup321]

<33333333 GOD THEY ARE SO AMAZING I CANT TAKE IT AND THEY ARE SO FUNNY!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

[TheCreamfilled]

so bowling for soup esque

[pork00]

@TheCreamfilled i thought the exact same thing

[BeSTFRieNDS4NeVeR]

Perfect song, Patent Pending never fails :)

[cfsparta92]

This is literally about everyone I know. You never fail, P-Unit.

[peachpunker63]

patent pending will always be my favorite

[xvalderie]

punk

[katemix]

hahahah. yessssss.