Being drunk - Jack Dee Live at the Apollo - BBC stand up comedy

[augustcool97]

1:47 Jack dee shuffle!

[DJExstremlyAdictive]

im proud to be british...

[suissetobacco]

im so drunk now i dont know what hes saying



[aymbot4gaming]

240p, we meet again.

[kelliop]

His observations about drunk breathing would be hilarious, if they were true, never had this, never met anyone who has.

[sergioleoneitalia]

@kelliop you never been pissed to find out ha ha

[otakuandproud123]

Pfft, who needs the video when you have top comments ¬_¬

[Shadowrose54321]

I'm I the only one drunk and watching this?

[Hutton2k10]

well thought  the sign at 0:33 was moving with his hand

[olacoke]

Strange....

Doesn't everyone breathe this way?

[TheWisdom13]

People should refrain from reading the comments before they've watched the clip.

[TeteFutuito]

I just discovered this guy. I like him!

[xopenheartx]

I hate when there are whingey fucks complaining about punch lines being in the comments :P

[tg2201]

@xopenheartx nice comment..

[MrHab142]

let us watch the damn vid and see the jokes for ourselfs we dont need jerk off idiots to repeat them as there comment like its still as funny to read u just make urself look dumb

[l0rdkiwi]

tbh i like when peeps put of the parts they find funny and i can click on them :P

[The1stPoster]

0:32 2:40 i need to fuck them

[lanswipe]

@The1stPoster i have fucked them

[rebirth282]

what did he say at the last part?

[look25aa]

@rebirth282 wrong house lol

[Selinor578]

@rebirth282 he said "wrong house"

[magicash1]

funny stuff :)

[Redattack1]

He reminds me of Jack Nicholson..

[BARRACULA94]

i dislike Lee Evans...

[sipeirson]

@BARRACULA94 Big Time .... never seen the big deal about the twat !

[wolfrox777]

Reminds me of Lee Evans.

[lee9792]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have.......... 1 dollar

[coolhamid1]

He looks like Jack Nicholson. Anyone?

[arghydoodles]

I like the part with the jokes.

[buck9393]

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KING ARTHUR......

[AmazingZsolt]

How can people even compare him to lee evans -_- SHAME ON YOUUUU

[TheSpecialhead]

Jack Nicholson .....

[izrosszi]

he is awsome



[MrMegaPrankster]

he looks like a mental idiot

[MrNikoBellEnd]

i remember this from when i was 11

[ROnaldoA7X6]

i didnt laugh................:(

[tjbayliss]

Mmmmmmmmmm Myleene Klass at the end

So fit

[littleknowngenius]

I fucking hate it when cocks put the punch line in the comments and then other fuckers vote them up so they stay at the top.

[juliajacobs1]

@littleknowngenius that is a serious issue



[elliecoffey]

@littleknowngenius brilliant point

[sergioleoneitalia]

@littleknowngenius ya jack dee would say the same !

[jordyboy321]

the two highest rated comments seem awfully familiar...oh yes i just heard them in the video... ¬¬

[cheekysquiggle]

@jordyboy321 @littleknowngenius can you both shut the fuck up!! you dont have to thumbs them up!!

[jordyboy321]

@cheekysquiggle just cus your one of those idiots that wrote a quote of the video i just watched...

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

dude so many hot chicks at this thing

[LittleInkJunkie]

He's like a straighter version of Eddie Izzard

[Circusphere]

@LittleInkJunkie Eddie Izzard is straight, just in case you didn't know. :)

[LittleInkJunkie]

@Circusphere No I know, I suppose I just meant more conservative, as in not wearing make up or heels or talking about quite such surreal things. I was just talking about his style and delivery, plus the whole mime thing.

[Circusphere]

@LittleInkJunkie Ah. I see. I just thought you thought he was gay, of course I was surprised to first learn he wasn't.

[skadiyoko]

@midnightdigg

Hmm, I've got a couple Brit friends, and they say blowing a fag. Well, I don't smoke, so it really dosn't matter to me. XD I'll just continue to giggle inapproprately whenever that phrase is used. >w<

[BulletFoss]

@skadiyoko

I'm from the UK, nobody says "Blowing a fag" - you'd be laughed at if you said that.

We say "smoke a fag" or "going for a fag" or "you coming out for a quick fag"

Fag obviously meaning cigarette. We also say "ciggie" and "smoke" just like in the U.S.

[h2o608]

Thats basically the same thing Lee Evan's said in his Drinking act and it was 10x funnier.

[LukeTalking]

@h2o608 and it was before Lee Evans(*) did his too!

[skadiyoko]

If he's that scary fake drunk, I'd hate to see him actually wasted! XD

And I love converting British English to American English. XD crisps=chips, while chips=fries (which are not French! I so don't get where that came from. XD) It's so funny listening to an American and Briton talking, because slang is amazing. Like, "Blowing a fag" sounds MESSED up to an American (and maybe exciting to a certain type of fangirl ;D ). *steals camera from Hungary* Kesesese~

[PhilBarber23]

look, i hate adverts as much as the next guy

but without adverts youtube wouldnt stay up

so a little advert at the beginning of a video isnt really that much of a problem is it? or do you all just want something for nothing

[12eyseandahalf]

The thing I hate most about adverts before BBC shows is that i've already paid for the fecking show! As a tv licence payer. It's stupid, why should we watch ads so the BBC can pocket a few extra quid when I'm the one paying them to make the fucking show! It's stupid, It's the same with shows like 'Top Gear' on iTunes. Why the FUCK should I have to pay to watch the show AGAIN! That's why I have no guilt when it comes to torrenting BBC proggrams. It's retarded.

[airlife101]

@12eyseandahalf BBC iPlayer. :P

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

Nice HD :P

[livefreeinuk1]

thumbs up if u fucking hate u tube adverts

[okukok]

i love that face and voice he does when doing an impression of people!

[shellbean27]

@TheFspirit haha ma dad stood shoutin @ the front door for 1/2 hr before he realised he was @ the wrong house XD lol

[AlexEvansUK]

@Jiminibobster - It's because its BBC Worldwide and not covered by the British viewer..

[afatpanda2]

no i will not be visiting Petra so stop advertising!

[marblememe1998]

'Maybe it was that packet of crisps you had between pint 9 and 10!!' lol

[TheCobaltLion]

BBC has ads on their videos. Brilliant.

[coruscantplanet]

@TheCobaltLion

Only on BBC Worldwide videos, because they're not license-fee funded.

[john3427]

this is not as funny as others

[Matty2k1k45]

L0l wrong house@!

[anus419]

he looks like Jack Nicholson when he's doing his drunken gesticulating

[linkinparkchris1]

hold Ctrl and tap F5 and the page will refresh with no adverts :P thumbs up if this helped

[GhilliedUp]

Stole this off Lee Evans, but it's still funny.

[Smitamas101]

@GhilliedUp some how i dont think he intentionally went out to 'steal' Lee's joke, but you are right, i also think lee delivered the line better as well

[BulletFoss]

@GhilliedUp

No, he actually wrote this FOR Lee Evans in the first place!

[nationwidejazzman95]

40 PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT A COMEDY GENIUS LOOKS LIKE

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

See the hot Channel 5 weather-girl in the crowd

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

th9is chap makes a living doing this ,fuck me these a lot of fools out there with money to burn

[MichelleH1035]

My boyfriend breathes like that 24/7 lol

[londontrada]

i dont get any ad's on these clips???

[Shesnoin]

@londontrada I don't either - except the drop down one at the bottom - now should we feel glad we don't - or not wanted co's the advertisers don't think us worthy enough - dam they play with our minds......

[sindrieldon]

God, I hate crowd shots in stand-up footage. It's embarrassing for them, it's embarrassing for you and it's embarrassing for the comic... why do they do it?

[biggieboy2510]

@sindrieldon

for editing reasons

[Shesnoin]

@sindrieldon Crowd shots embarrassing - darn I missed getting embarassaed on that one - walking into a crowded room and your bra pinging and buttons on top busting off, your best friend kissing your boyfriend and your dad walking in behind you would be embarrasing - watching a comic and being filmed laughing - emm... nah. Lol - they do it co's it works and has worked for years and years of the filming industry.

[gcserevisionguides]

pint nine and ten lightweight :)

[OriginalJoseyWales]

Yeah it is really bad all the adverts now - but I guess they need to make money somehow. Otherwise we might have to pay for youtube.

[NeyNey222]

......wrong house......

[litlemadguitarist]

I find that when Im drunk my hands squeeze my face and I end up hitting mysself without feeling a thing XD

[johnlyris]

5 mile run "less trouble breathing" Very true!

However there's nothing like that numb feeling you experience

when you're running...

Drunk.

[RockyTeya]

love British sense of humour

[MonarchistG]

Fantastic!

[surferstapleton]

"Wrong house" hahahahahaha

[narakupain]

jack dee,the worst comedian to ever be recognized

second to ricky gervais

[babeeshopiez123]

@narakupain shush

[narakupain]

@babeeshopiez123

no u

[babeeshopiez123]

@narakupain looooool

[blakstadboy]

i liked you tube much better before Google came in..

[bobossama]

very funny

[stephantb]

Dane Cook did a joke like that with a wooden floor. JAck is funnier tho.

[mynameisjethro]

'key board of betrayal' hahaha

[josweet01]

FYI- The Blonde girl is a weather presenter.

[818562]

alcohol in our system produces more carbon dioxide in our system so we have to breathe more repeatedly to exhale the excesive c02 out. hope it was useful : ) And remember kids alcohol is GGGoooooooooddd for you in moderation

[rawrimaprick]

@818562 why'd u get thumbs down?

[duttysingers]

Who is the girl at 0:34?  I think is was a b-list presenter but can't remember her name.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I'm not sure it's meant to be as celebrity audience; perhaps it's just a coincidence she looks like Carol Smilie.

[duttysingers]

Ahh.... its Lara Lewington

[dcsg9]

Chanel 5 Weathergirl

[VanSpow89]

I think she's on The Bill.

[Kyoraline]

He's awesome!! XD

[blueskunk12]

Why does a drunk's breathing change? Because alcohol affects the brain (rather negatively), and oddly enough, the brain controls breathing.

I'm told that drunks also have difficulty walking, talking, and performing gymnastics as well.

[lambseatinglions]

LOL!

[kilogram95]

he took dat off lee evans

[garrethdavis]

wrong house hahahahaha

[09dougie09]

this guy is my idol imense!

[iBonkerzz]

wtf they say bbc dont advertise?

[thatguyoverthere06]

@iBonkerzz they dont interupt programming to advertise

[J44K3]

HHAHAHA keyboard of betrayal... *SQUEEEEAAAKK* HAHA so true!

[Endleswalts]

EPIC Wrong house!!!

LMAO!

[Salesharks07]

i bet it was that packet of crisps between pint 9 and 10 lol

[awildabra]

LMAO

[modsto123]

Keyboard of betrayal lol

[AliceCooperTeamJacob]

wrong house lol

[lunei66]

Lulz @ legal drugs.

[jordyboy321]

funnyiest ever

[MichaelBradley1988]

noisy?

the drunker i get the deffer i become o_O lol

[NarcoticBeats]

Re-read the first two words of the title and you'll get the answer

[IxGriiMeYxI]

hahah lol

My Dad was once a bouncer for one of his concerts, he said he's actually really funny off-stage too

[fallenangel493]

wrong house XD

[guitarist993]

Nissan can fuck off, i dont wanna watch their stupid ad, who cares about the fucking Quashi of whatever the fuck its called? The names of all their cars sound like pokemon!

No!

i wanna watch jack fucking dee!

ARGH

[t21spectreclone]

Thats why you get Firefox with Adblocker, never have to see an ad again, even on youtube videos

[BerZerK89]

@guitarist993 Is Jack fucking Dee?

[RiOtSta]

@guitarist993 calm down,

[thebiolizard]

@guitarist993 lol if we wanted to watch shitty adverts we would watch this on tv!

[TRCSniperUK]

@thebiolizard Amazingly, if you watched this on TV you wouldn't even get any adverts.

[thebiolizard]

@TRCSniperUK my god! ure right! XD wat the hell is goin on here?

[LouisvHarten]

@guitarist993

the solution: install firefox + adblock

[FulchesterUnited]

@guitarist993 Just move to Canada. We don't get the ads here :)

[nolightsnomusic]

@guitarist993 F5 buddy..

[ThePaperCUTS]

@guitarist993 You can just press F5 and you can skip the annoying ads at the start of videos ^_^

[TheOtherBekk]

@guitarist993

Youre watching standup videos on youtube. Your time is obviously not very precious, Im sure you can suffer through 30 seconds of adverts without having your day come to a screeching halt

[Burnzy8418]

@guitarist993 Keep hitting F5 'til those cunts get the message.

[livefreeinuk1]

@guitarist993 right there mate, fucking adverts everywhere.

[cuteNsassy98]

lol

[penelope7777]

OMG I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LMAO!!!!

[bkakaak47]

that packet of crisps between pint 9 and 10 lmfao

[mchamo12]

i think he copied eddie izzard with the style of comedy. still a lege

[dabuizel]

i love the apitamy of british drinking cos we british are awesome at drinking!

[yarapoo2]

you mean epitome

[watfordbean]

You are shit... And you remind me of shit!!!

[KyoshoCrew]

Never experienced the breathing part.

[Toris93]

you probably just dont remember it xD

[roflwaffle12321]

nooo

[tonyjaaak47]

that bird wos hot lol

[MakeWeedLegal]

Ner... TEEETH. Bah xD

[weefeatures]

Myleen Klass, the singer

[888kan888]

ahahahaha "wrong house"

[AnimeNoise1289]

LOL

[NECROTICH]

LOL!

[3infactapples]

rotfl! The part about the drunken breathing is dead on XD

[00angel4200]

Is that Myleene Klass at 2:42?

[uoghs856]

yes it is

[fuqqunt]

It is Myleene Klass.

[DMORGAN630]

yeah it is

[flamingjon88]

do people even read the response above before they post? Yes it is! - It is Myleene Klass. - Yeah it is!

I guess that provides you with three correlating sources then! Can't trust just one...