look people with all of the fcked up video responses to this video under stand the fact that they are starving to death, if u were in need of food and starving. and they say u can live if u eat this dirt. i meen like wouldnt u eat it!? because fck i know i would!
joe derosa actually has a story on his new album about buying a 3 piece chicken meal from kfc and then taking too big a bite out of the first piece and vomiting all over the food he had yet to eat
@GrizzlyFist Thats not my fucking problem, they're dumb enough to do it. How many other horribly poor nations eat fucking dirt? Oh thats right, just haiti and africans.
@InfiniteRhombus They are dumb enough to do it? You really must a complete dumbass. Your rebuttal or response just lacks any form of intelligence.. You are going off of nothing besides blind hate and stupidity. lol.
@SammySklaney better idea, why not eat the fucking children? The supply is easily produced, the production is fun, the meat is nice and tender, and no more fucking crying little imps on 8 hour flights.
@hardsince1990 Usually, in poverty unwanted children increase because people do not have the money to afford birth control. Also prostitution becomes rampant because it is a way for women to earn money. That is why HIV and AID increase in poverty stricken countries.
Also @AvoidTheGroid - You are stupid DUH if they had seeds they would use them but they can't afford seeds nor the supplies to harvest the crop. The government do not let the people have anything therefore that are poor
On the plus side, I bet women in Haiti swallow more often.
One time, me and some friends ordered Grand Slams with extra crispy bacon and French toast with blueberries and I sweet-talked the waitress into throwing on an extra fluffy, delicious pancake each because she wouldn't mind having my boner in her, I guess. We waited until we were sure they'd gotten well into making them and then we left. Didn't eat a single bite, made them pitch all three. We felt like big men, even our token girl pal.
Somehow I can't find sympathy for the people who eat dirt cookies. Not when other cultures such as native americans lived for who the hell knows how long under their own power without poverty. If they live in shit conditions don't wait for someone to come save you.
@metazare ok, asshole. lets throw you into the country and see how well-tuned your survival instincts are. i mean, you're pretty well fed right now, right? that means you're a survivalist. i'm sure you'd be able to put your ear to the ground and listen for hoof-beats, or something like that.
@kswindl Look what we've got here, it's Mr. Holier than thou. You're just as privileged as I am to live without poverty. Teach a man to fish and he'll always eat. But these people would rather eat dirt than work to better their situation so the hell with them.
everyone viewing this video has at some point sat at a dinner table, molested some vegetables with their fork, and then left without eating anything, and all that food went in the trash
Saving the poor is optional so use your own fucking money and not mine. The people in the poor countrys already know the deal it's the rich that are dumb enough to try n save idiots that reproduce beyond their food limit..
Haitians and Australians eat mud cakes rich in Minerals/vitamins. A special soil found in Haiti, Plateau Central is rich with calcium, magnesium and potassium. Mud cake is pretty common in Australia. Australian even give it to babies. There is not that much difference between vitamins rich mud cakes dirt cookies that Haitians and Australians eat and the bottles of magnesium, calcium and potassium sold on the shelves of pharmacies and vitamins stores.
Ummm, thats gotta be waaaay off because all of the news sources report how famished and dying everyone is because there is absolutely no nutrition in the mud.
@michelroi01 WTF?? Total bullshit. They put salt in the mud to make it taste like something and it's saturated with toxic substances and sewage runoff!!! Not nutritious whatsoever!!!!
Not at all. Anthony needs opie, Opie is the other half of the show. One half of this show is laughter, Anthony, and the other half is cringe radio, which is Opie. There are many clips of Opie doing unheard of things that are so inconsiderate and evil that you cannot possibly turn away from the radio till youve heard what happens.
Also, when it was the Anthony and Jimmy show for a few weeks last winter, it was not as good as we all expected. They need Opie, who moves shit along.
I can think of thousands of times that i have bought food, then i just... forget about it and it ends up going bad and i throw it out. in fact there are several items in my fridge right now that has turned brown and moldy.
This one time I bought like 3 tripple whoppers from burgerking. And I came home and ate like one of them and I couldnt eat the other two so I fed them to my dog and she couldnt even eat like the last one so I had to chuck it.
damn theyre funny. i like the birsd suck the best. lol. n bears. this one is funny, but the situation isnt. thts how i see it. i hate the fact that we americans do not help these people, but its pretty funny the way they put it, making it all go away, ya know? so, dont hate on em n dont support starvation. just laugh and care. thts wut i do.
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yes make fun of a third world underdeveloped nation and the impoverished and suffering ppl that live there....very humorous. Spoiled, cold-hearted comedians with a dark sense of humor...fuck them and fuck whoever finds this funny....hope a serial killer (a very american phenomen) ends up chopping them into pieces..stupid cunts..
If they're so hungry then they can just haul their atrophied and malnourished little bodies up of the shit covered ground and drag themselves to the local grocery store.I don't pity those who are too lazy to help themselves.....fucking do-nothing Haitians.
Also,serial killers aren't just an American phenomena you dolt.Britain has some of the most famous serial killers in history,and the third Reich specialized in mass serial killing.Don't try to preach dummy,nobody cares that you're offended.
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you obviously know fuckin nothin about the situation, so please i dont need to know your opinion on a subject u know shit about. It'd be wiser to put your opie & anthony nuthugging sermon to better use, perhaps something more productive than what you're doing now. Yea I am offended, n i dont give a honest fuk about nuthugger's opinions, especially you caring about my post. I already stated my view, the user stated his sarcastic view so stfu and move on.
:((( these mean comments from everyone is making nothing funny, even thought the situation is humorless, the way opie n anthonie speak of it is hilarious. so.... nobody is being offensive and we ll are just speaking our minds. we should be allowed to. we shouldnt fight on or opionions. mmmkay? just watch the videos; if u dont lik em, dont watch em. simple. n comment NICELY, speaing ur mind with out badmouthing anyonee elses comments. thts how i c things....
If you care so much about the situation then kill yourself and then have your family send your corpse to Haiti so they can feast on your fetid remains.Starving Haitians gnawing on your dead body is probably the best thing you could do with yourself.
I understand the situation completely,I just don't care.They aren't me,I don't know them,and they don't affect my life,so fuck 'em.
I hope you get torn to shreds by a pack of wolves while your family looks on in horror you whiny fag.
They could be amongst the worlds greatest treats,but these elitist assholes assume they're horrible.I'm sure that Haitians wouldn't be eating them if they weren't delicious,since they could clearly just order take out or pop into their local gourmet bakery if the dirt cookies were sub-par.
Now imagine all of that said in a pompous billionaire white guy voice and you'll understand why I'm going to hell.
one time i had prepared a pretty good-sized pot roast and left it on the stove to cool, then went to the bathroom to pee. when i came back, i saw that my cat had gotten up on the counter and was licking a small portion of the delicious food that i had prepared. i was so disgusted, i threw the whole thing in the trash and went to mcdonalds.
That's what happends when black people get rid of the white (french used to run Hati) people and try to run their own country. I don't blame them who wants to be slaves but when you get rid of white people and you dont have a plan of your own. You get a ticket to the stone ages.
I understand what you're saying, but I listened to the show when there's no comic guest, and they're just not funny. They need Norton, and that's why he's a fixture on that show. But that's just my opinion. Maybe we can just agree to disagree. Oh and also... you're a cunt. Again, just my opinion.
Yeah, looks like you have great standards for the way you form opinions. I bet people just clamor to hear your take on stuff.
As for when Norton isn't there, they can't just wake up in the morning and completely change the chemistry which is established between the two of them.
But if Norton left, Ant would be able to gradually step into the funny man role. It wouldn't be as good as the current format, but Ant clearly is a naturally funny person, and he's able to convey that through a mike.
lol EvilCor your such a jizz bucket this shit is going on in other places too and the only reason why is because their leaders are fucking terrible at what they do and they dont make good choices america we made good choices and look at where we are now we are now in a spot where people beg us to help them
Ouaou! Perhaps it is redundant to make mention of your apparently *crippling* phobia of punctuationsie, among other thingies (proper grammar & spelling). Although, one would expect a lotsie from someone with the username "WikedJuggal0", of courseies! Ah, Anousenka has no idea what else she should typesie
Now please, fuck off. Nobody cares about you, your views, your opinions, what you profess to find funny or how much you dislike O&A's version of comedy.
Go ahead and voice your opinion, but I'll let you know this right now:
All you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark.
Of course, we're not listening to you...so fuck off and go watch something involving PETA.
What did I just say? I said I'm not some hippie. I actually like Louis CK's appearances on O&A, but I thought it might be good to call some attention to how distasteful starvation jokes are when they're largely our fault.
Can everybody stop telling me to fuck off? I keep leaving, but you all keep replying. I'm not an asshole who's giving you all shit to show off what a good person I am. I just want my fellow Americans to think before you run your fucking mouths.
"Good to call some attention", huh? Look where that got you. We see shit like this all the time on TV. It's the same story, but a different location.
I'll say this again: Nobody cares what you think. If you don't like the jokes, to bad. If you want to do something about how 'tasteless' the humor is, your shit out of luck. Run to the end of your chain and bark like every other person who disagrees with the humor of the show.
You're speaking from an ignorant perspective, young fellow. I've been sending sixteen cents every single day to Haiti over the course of the past ten years - enough to pay the way of every man, woman and child there - and that shitbox is still an impoverished, unsightly blight upon this earth.
You have it all backwards; they've been coddled for too long!
Wow, I guess I'm really naive for giving a shit. Sixteen cents and nobody put up a statue in your honor, you selfish twat?
Pearcemark - no shit it's a joke. I'm not some fucking hippie here, I've just seen too many people literally fight off death by starvation to chuckle at this. It's like joking about how lazy your slaves are; maybe funny, but only if you don't think about the reality behind it.
Eating dirt is fucked up. Watching your children starve is also. Do you joke about Dachau?
And BTW, rqbuchanan - If your handle is a reference to what I think it is, and not just coincidentally your name, then you are without a doubt a racist, pig-ignorant fascist fuck. I trust you in matters humanitarian like I trust Michael Jackson as a therapist.
The very idea that somebody has the fucking balls to claim that WE of all people have CODDLED Haitians is EXACTLY what will be the death of us all when America's time comes for payback. You disgust me.
If a statue of me is constructed and raised in Port-au-Prince, I will - in my boundless generosity - raise my donations to 18 cents. But after that, there'll be no further concessions. Enough of my hard-earned pocket change has been squandered on that pisshole.
Somehow I doubt you have all that much money (or all that much generosity).
Since you asked - I spent a year in Haiti (Gonaives) helping out in a clinic and suffering bouts of dysentery.
I've seen literal starvation, and I'm disappointed in Louis (who might be one of the funniest people in the world) for har-de-haring over it. Does that make me a total douche? For giving a shit? For bringing your attention to it? Or for pointing out our role in it?
In answer to your extended question: yes, probably.
You may want to contact Louis CK via email to express your disappointment with him. I'm sure that'll he'll be willing to apologize for his insensitivity.
For the price of your trip to Haiti (where you worked and suffered like a loser, for whatever reason), you could have gone to Mexico City for a couple of weeks, attended a bullfight and offered some Gatorade in trade to an Oaxacan to fuck his 14-year-old daughter. Live and learn.
If anybody here had a role in those people starving, it's you: after all, you've been there for a year, and did nothing to fight the people who are in charge: who are taxing food in starving country.
I on the other hand have nothing to do with any of it. The best I can do is offer some advice: start doing what America has done for the past 250 years, namely respect individual rights, private property, and the free market, and you'll have supermarkets in no time.
Where do you think the source of your food, clothes, furniture, car, plane, computer and Internet connection is?
Please, while answering, be as specific as possible, and make sure to mention all the Haitians who either manufactured or invented any of those things by name.
I have no idea what any of that has to do with the U.S. overthrowing Aristide and foreclosing on Haiti's $3b aid package - hence the dirt eating.
But if you're interested:
My food mostly comes from large factory-farms not far away. There, the animals AND workers are treated like shit to save me 18 cents per pound.
My clothes are made by slaves in China, as was much of my furniture. My car is a GM from 1971, I don't have a plane, and my computer was assembled by Indian coolies. Happy?
No, because none of that is true. And you did use a plane to travel to Haiti and back, and someone did make that car you drive, and the equipment that makes it easy to produce all that food in the supermarket, and Indians did not invent computers. If you look at actual figures, instead of left-wing propaganda, the one product we import more of than we export is crude oil. Everything else, we produce more of here in the US than others produce elsewhere. That's why we don't eat dirt.
As for blaming the US government for not giving them aid, and then claiming that they have a great political system, if only we left them alone, that's retarded.
Why can't they feed themselves, the way we can? Why do they need our food, if everything's so great there, and we're the problem?
By the way, why did you come back to the US, into this currupt system, instead of staying there, where everything is fair.
Yeah, that's what we did, We sent soldiers to put the money Europe gave them into bags and take it.
Now prove it motherfucker. Nothing's easier than to make stupid shit up, and not worry about having any proof whatsoever.
And I agree about the debt thing: we should stop giving money to third world countries, and we should also stop borrowing from them. That way there would be no American debt to keep the poor fella's down.
oh my god we are the world!
elstroshitnonstop 1 week ago
On the plus side, caloric restriction has been shown to prolong one's life.
marlboroman1985 2 weeks ago
i wish o&a didnt play music while talking
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look people with all of the fcked up video responses to this video under stand the fact that they are starving to death, if u were in need of food and starving. and they say u can live if u eat this dirt. i meen like wouldnt u eat it!? because fck i know i would!
HairHonOxXx 1 month ago
Black people's energies must be channeled for efficient labor, like in slavery.
BuckleyCoons 1 month ago
joe derosa actually has a story on his new album about buying a 3 piece chicken meal from kfc and then taking too big a bite out of the first piece and vomiting all over the food he had yet to eat
so I think joe wins with his story
hisoj 4 months ago
@MrChupacabraLoco
They need to be enslaved, they can't even run a country on their own!
AvoidTheGroid 5 months ago 2
wow douchebags
auroy4 9 months ago
This is sick, they are laughing and people supporting it. Children are eating shit fucking pathetic you guys..
GrizzlyFist 9 months ago
@GrizzlyFist Thats not my fucking problem, they're dumb enough to do it. How many other horribly poor nations eat fucking dirt? Oh thats right, just haiti and africans.
InfiniteRhombus 7 months ago
@InfiniteRhombus They are dumb enough to do it? You really must a complete dumbass. Your rebuttal or response just lacks any form of intelligence.. You are going off of nothing besides blind hate and stupidity. lol.
GrizzlyFist 7 months ago
white people grow crops in nutritious soil
hatians eat nutritious soil
great job!
EmptyHero 9 months ago
Oh man, talk about "shitting a brick"
IronjawMcSteelchewer 9 months ago
makes me remember starvin marvin
64TbirdLandau 9 months ago
Louis' little "quote" at the end is fucking hilarious
atkm2891 10 months ago
@SammySklaney better idea, why not eat the fucking children? The supply is easily produced, the production is fun, the meat is nice and tender, and no more fucking crying little imps on 8 hour flights.
hehehe88 10 months ago 4
@hehehe88 why dont you eat children?
SirDetectiveE 9 months ago
maybe they should stop having kids
hardsince1990 11 months ago
@hardsince1990 Usually, in poverty unwanted children increase because people do not have the money to afford birth control. Also prostitution becomes rampant because it is a way for women to earn money. That is why HIV and AID increase in poverty stricken countries.
Also @AvoidTheGroid - You are stupid DUH if they had seeds they would use them but they can't afford seeds nor the supplies to harvest the crop. The government do not let the people have anything therefore that are poor
vsusanmoon 9 months ago
@vsusanmoon
Your just making excuses for these genetic failures!
AvoidTheGroid 9 months ago
@vsusanmoon Then someone should teach them the pull-out method... or just that dirt is not food.
hardsince1990 9 months ago
I worked at a restaurant once. The amount of food that is thrown away is sickening.
Pooternackle5 11 months ago
Opie not getting the bit
dsriggs 11 months ago
Stupid niggers,
Instead of eating the dirt maybe you should put some seeds in the dirt with some water, I heard you can get FOOD that way!!
AvoidTheGroid 11 months ago
@AvoidTheGroid
yeah you could go without food for a few months
and use the concrete to plant it
or hey- do plant it, and then it gets stolen
dumb niggers right?
SirDetectiveE 9 months ago
@SirDetectiveE
Niggers will usually steal anything that's not bolted, tied, locked, welded or glued down.
AvoidTheGroid 9 months ago
doesnt everybody eat? plants eat dirt, we eat plants, we eat dirt.
st8ofgrind 1 year ago
Hati has been getting millions every year from the United States, and they don't even have a fire department.
I'm suddenly remembering those commercials that said "What would happen if we Caribbeans took life as seriously as the rest of the world?"
Um, maybe you wouldn't be eating dirt.
Redbob86 1 year ago
On the plus side, I bet women in Haiti swallow more often.
One time, me and some friends ordered Grand Slams with extra crispy bacon and French toast with blueberries and I sweet-talked the waitress into throwing on an extra fluffy, delicious pancake each because she wouldn't mind having my boner in her, I guess. We waited until we were sure they'd gotten well into making them and then we left. Didn't eat a single bite, made them pitch all three. We felt like big men, even our token girl pal.
lastunusedname 1 year ago
dude striaght up when you eat dirt all day, that shit that you take at the end of the week must MAAAAASSSIVE.
touchcoma 1 year ago
Somehow I can't find sympathy for the people who eat dirt cookies. Not when other cultures such as native americans lived for who the hell knows how long under their own power without poverty. If they live in shit conditions don't wait for someone to come save you.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare ok, asshole. lets throw you into the country and see how well-tuned your survival instincts are. i mean, you're pretty well fed right now, right? that means you're a survivalist. i'm sure you'd be able to put your ear to the ground and listen for hoof-beats, or something like that.
kswindl 1 year ago
@kswindl Look what we've got here, it's Mr. Holier than thou. You're just as privileged as I am to live without poverty. Teach a man to fish and he'll always eat. But these people would rather eat dirt than work to better their situation so the hell with them.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare You need to die.
sakaklovas 1 year ago
@sakaklovas Go eat a dirt cookie, let me know how it tastes.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare If you die, I promise I'll eat a dirt cookie. You have my word.
sakaklovas 1 year ago
Isnt it conveinient that they make the dirt cookies and bake them on the dirt
moepippy 1 year ago
"The rats here eat better than the Haitians."
Okin17 1 year ago 4
wouldnt a good indication of a bad place to live be that one of the traditional foods is dirt?
nirvana2465 1 year ago 12
man, i like opie but dude. that was rough.
shrookins 1 year ago 2
social darwinism
baph333333 1 year ago
@baph333333 - more like centuries of colonial rape. Ha ha!! Except it's tragic. But this was a funny bit.
metasailor 1 year ago
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MetalMario03 1 year ago
well lol i guess we deserve to die, oh well, just nuke the republicans first please..
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
everyone viewing this video has at some point sat at a dinner table, molested some vegetables with their fork, and then left without eating anything, and all that food went in the trash
the homeless in america eat better than haitians
hisoj 1 year ago
I'm seeing mainly two types of people in the comment section.
Those who don't get the joke and feel offended.
And those who don't get the joke but seriously agree with it.
JacksInn 1 year ago 10
@JacksInn fucking sad man.
arrojenkins 1 year ago
not enough to go around? stop breeding, fucking idiots
Dionysus187 1 year ago
What was JImmy saying at 7:58 ? "in Haiti, there are...."
existence88 1 year ago
wow, jimmy is a real jackass, cheap fucker
Nightwing690 1 year ago
These dudes are so lame.
Thedarksecret1 1 year ago
@Thedarksecret1 go eat dirt
DYOLFMOT 1 year ago
Do you suppose all the guys that sang "We Are the World" all went out and got sushi together after recording it to celebrate?
UberMan5000 1 year ago 3
I laughed my ass off, and then cried myself to sleep. Fuck America
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
@Akirathedon92 yeah and fuck you pallie
America (the US) is the only one every nation counts on rescuing them from natural disasters
Zaxxon2008 1 year ago
are they gonna eat that baby?
ihavelilt 1 year ago 2
i fill bad eatting now poor people .its so sad that even poor usa people can't eat .
dedrawilliams 1 year ago
I like the fact that Louis C.K sums up the the situation perfectly in the final few seconds.
sportangelo 1 year ago 2
This is not only one of the greatest videos on youtube, but perhaps one of the greatest conversations in the history of the human race.
jhohcable 1 year ago 2
fucking haiti. they have no trees to build more shit because they cut down all the trees to get charcoal because they're retarted
destructopoo 1 year ago 3
@destructopoo "retarted"?
welcomehome901 9 months ago
well, at least they now have mud pudding.
K4800M3R5 1 year ago
Why cant they go fishing!
Wasp16mm 1 year ago
"an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, "
hey stupid its pretty funny to me
musicfan you must have some personality to come up with something as original as "musicfan"
jts3792 1 year ago
Jimmy and Louis RULLLLEEE
Mynameismcgyver 1 year ago 4
Saving the poor is optional so use your own fucking money and not mine. The people in the poor countrys already know the deal it's the rich that are dumb enough to try n save idiots that reproduce beyond their food limit..
ZqweBSname 2 years ago
I say they eat each other... Kill two birds with one stone :)
ragincaucasian319 1 year ago
Gotta love humanity
Preacha1111 2 years ago
does anyone else think its ironic this video was was posted 1 year before the earthquake? lol
jts3792 2 years ago 2
@jts3792 Now, even the fucking dirt cookies are fucked hahaha. Rubble Cakes for everyone.
Drratburn 1 year ago
@Drratburn I'll have a second serving of pebble soup if it isn't too much to ask
jts3792 1 year ago
@jts3792
I was just thinking that.
They had an earthquake because they eat fucking dirt.
HxCDOOM 1 year ago 3
I HATE MONKEYS
YOUSCREW11 2 years ago
so with all that new dirt in hatiti them some lucky bastards
TheBrent420 2 years ago
Haitians and Australians eat mud cakes rich in Minerals/vitamins. A special soil found in Haiti, Plateau Central is rich with calcium, magnesium and potassium. Mud cake is pretty common in Australia. Australian even give it to babies. There is not that much difference between vitamins rich mud cakes dirt cookies that Haitians and Australians eat and the bottles of magnesium, calcium and potassium sold on the shelves of pharmacies and vitamins stores.
michelroi01 2 years ago
Ummm, thats gotta be waaaay off because all of the news sources report how famished and dying everyone is because there is absolutely no nutrition in the mud.
s0undtribe 2 years ago
@s0undtribe well then they must be usin the wrong kinda dirt lol
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 2 years ago
They say Aussies eat kangaroo poop pudding as well? Very nourishing and rich in Iron...
RobertsDigital 2 years ago
@michelroi01 WTF?? Total bullshit. They put salt in the mud to make it taste like something and it's saturated with toxic substances and sewage runoff!!! Not nutritious whatsoever!!!!
sakaklovas 2 years ago
Eat it's good 4 you
michelroi01 2 years ago
Whoever keeps hitting the vomit button on the soundboard while other people try to talk needs to be shot in his stupid face. Shit is annoying.
Dyrim 2 years ago
Opie's part where he says "hold on I wanna make more room so I can eat" was great.
Also Jimmy's Toll House cookies that had more chips on one side, THAT SOUNDS NASTY I WANT TO BARF
jhohcable 2 years ago
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Opie is just terrrrrrrrriiiiibbbbbbbblllllllleeeeeeee.
shone1178 2 years ago
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I kinda agree.
Anthony would have been so much bigger like Howard Stern if Opie wasn't with him.
LeathermanFan 2 years ago
Not at all. Anthony needs opie, Opie is the other half of the show. One half of this show is laughter, Anthony, and the other half is cringe radio, which is Opie. There are many clips of Opie doing unheard of things that are so inconsiderate and evil that you cannot possibly turn away from the radio till youve heard what happens.
Also, when it was the Anthony and Jimmy show for a few weeks last winter, it was not as good as we all expected. They need Opie, who moves shit along.
s0undtribe 2 years ago 4
No food n 10 kids fucking drop condomes on em.
ZqweBSname 2 years ago
or dont let them multiply cuz everytime they make one of the many kids they have they pass around a mutant batch of aids anyway
jesusharney 2 years ago
poor countries should consume insects and the dead
xg4bx 2 years ago
I love your thinking!!
Wafe88 2 years ago
I can think of thousands of times that i have bought food, then i just... forget about it and it ends up going bad and i throw it out. in fact there are several items in my fridge right now that has turned brown and moldy.
Wafe88 2 years ago 2
ahah I know eh, i feel bad when i do that but i keep on doin it
medialies100 2 years ago
Terrible...and fantastic.
Alufear 2 years ago 2
If only I had a lighter, I'd be slowly moving it to and fro in the air listening to the background song.
Alufear 2 years ago
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how can they make fun of poor ppl? its not funny, its just sad. god damn americans.......
iHateJBoxton 2 years ago
iHateJBoxton, odds are you're from a first world country, and thus are guilty of exactly the same thing.
Lockmat666 2 years ago 2
good 4 u, go fuck a kangaroos balloon knot
seahawks2043 2 years ago
"Hey look, this fell, I'm not paying for it."
I laughed way too hard.
OboxerU 2 years ago 3
This one time I bought like 3 tripple whoppers from burgerking. And I came home and ate like one of them and I couldnt eat the other two so I fed them to my dog and she couldnt even eat like the last one so I had to chuck it.
EricLynchSucks 2 years ago 29
Throwing out food you dont want FTW
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago 25
damn theyre funny. i like the birsd suck the best. lol. n bears. this one is funny, but the situation isnt. thts how i see it. i hate the fact that we americans do not help these people, but its pretty funny the way they put it, making it all go away, ya know? so, dont hate on em n dont support starvation. just laugh and care. thts wut i do.
LoveDemon813 2 years ago
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yes make fun of a third world underdeveloped nation and the impoverished and suffering ppl that live there....very humorous. Spoiled, cold-hearted comedians with a dark sense of humor...fuck them and fuck whoever finds this funny....hope a serial killer (a very american phenomen) ends up chopping them into pieces..stupid cunts..
p4pking1804 2 years ago
1. yes, we intend to.
2. yes, it sure is.
3. hilarious, aren't they?
4. fuck the plethora or folks out there who can't seemta see something they don't agree with without whining about it.
5. like the most famous serial killer, Jack the Ripper...
Yarsh29 2 years ago 12
fuck!
"plethora OF folks"
Yarsh29 2 years ago 5
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fuck u how bout that...
p4pking1804 2 years ago
good comeback
Yarsh29 2 years ago 17
@Yarsh29 I think that was Paul R. Nelson. Oh wait maybe not they seem to care about these people.
JerFhilm 10 months ago
@p4pking1804 I want to fuck your mother until she dies
BrendanIsCool 1 year ago
If they're so hungry then they can just haul their atrophied and malnourished little bodies up of the shit covered ground and drag themselves to the local grocery store.I don't pity those who are too lazy to help themselves.....fucking do-nothing Haitians.
Also,serial killers aren't just an American phenomena you dolt.Britain has some of the most famous serial killers in history,and the third Reich specialized in mass serial killing.Don't try to preach dummy,nobody cares that you're offended.
ajr4888 2 years ago 2
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you obviously know fuckin nothin about the situation, so please i dont need to know your opinion on a subject u know shit about. It'd be wiser to put your opie & anthony nuthugging sermon to better use, perhaps something more productive than what you're doing now. Yea I am offended, n i dont give a honest fuk about nuthugger's opinions, especially you caring about my post. I already stated my view, the user stated his sarcastic view so stfu and move on.
p4pking1804 2 years ago
:((( these mean comments from everyone is making nothing funny, even thought the situation is humorless, the way opie n anthonie speak of it is hilarious. so.... nobody is being offensive and we ll are just speaking our minds. we should be allowed to. we shouldnt fight on or opionions. mmmkay? just watch the videos; if u dont lik em, dont watch em. simple. n comment NICELY, speaing ur mind with out badmouthing anyonee elses comments. thts how i c things....
LoveDemon813 2 years ago
yawn. tl;dr.
bamobrien 2 years ago
If you care so much about the situation then kill yourself and then have your family send your corpse to Haiti so they can feast on your fetid remains.Starving Haitians gnawing on your dead body is probably the best thing you could do with yourself.
I understand the situation completely,I just don't care.They aren't me,I don't know them,and they don't affect my life,so fuck 'em.
I hope you get torn to shreds by a pack of wolves while your family looks on in horror you whiny fag.
ajr4888 2 years ago 4
@ajr4888 plus for all we know yellow dirt-mud cookies could be absolutely fucking delicious
BlakeTahoe 2 years ago
Exactly!
They could be amongst the worlds greatest treats,but these elitist assholes assume they're horrible.I'm sure that Haitians wouldn't be eating them if they weren't delicious,since they could clearly just order take out or pop into their local gourmet bakery if the dirt cookies were sub-par.
Now imagine all of that said in a pompous billionaire white guy voice and you'll understand why I'm going to hell.
ajr4888 2 years ago 4
you spelled fuck wrong
Wafe88 2 years ago
Mean, but hilarious image. But i can't help to feel i'm going to hell. Good thing i'm not a christian.
ExquisiteDoom 2 years ago 3
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ajr4888: r u fucking serious? this is y i hate ameriaca.
iHateJBoxton 2 years ago
Of course I'm not you fucking moron,it's called sarcasm and dark humor you literal cunt.
ajr4888 2 years ago 4
are you young?
you don't seem to understand the overt sarcasm and contradictory humor here
s0undtribe 2 years ago
@p4pking1804 jack the ripper WAS american wasn't he, and spring heel jack, too...wow I didn't know that.
Averyofthemain 1 year ago
one time i had prepared a pretty good-sized pot roast and left it on the stove to cool, then went to the bathroom to pee. when i came back, i saw that my cat had gotten up on the counter and was licking a small portion of the delicious food that i had prepared. i was so disgusted, i threw the whole thing in the trash and went to mcdonalds.
Gunstill 2 years ago 2
opie totally stepped on ant's joke at 7:20 ant sounded pissed
awr2h 2 years ago 2
those cookies look good,id try one
xg4bx 2 years ago
That's what happends when black people get rid of the white (french used to run Hati) people and try to run their own country. I don't blame them who wants to be slaves but when you get rid of white people and you dont have a plan of your own. You get a ticket to the stone ages.
flubno 2 years ago 2
thats very open minded of you
bhlaab 2 years ago
spoiled....they really are
mkmvt 2 years ago
LOL!!!
UNIXg33k 3 years ago 2
I can't believe how funny Jim Norton and Louis CK are, and how f'n horrible Opie and Anthony continue to be
hucklberrydoc 3 years ago
opies rules. hands down.
tmanxxxx 3 years ago
It's called interview skills, dummy. The host does the setting up,and plays the straight man, while the comedian guests bring the funny.
And by the way, when there's no comic guest, Anthony suddenly becomes the funny man, and Opie remains the only straight man.
deinse81 3 years ago
Deinse81,
I understand what you're saying, but I listened to the show when there's no comic guest, and they're just not funny. They need Norton, and that's why he's a fixture on that show. But that's just my opinion. Maybe we can just agree to disagree. Oh and also... you're a cunt. Again, just my opinion.
hucklberrydoc 3 years ago
Yeah, looks like you have great standards for the way you form opinions. I bet people just clamor to hear your take on stuff.
As for when Norton isn't there, they can't just wake up in the morning and completely change the chemistry which is established between the two of them.
But if Norton left, Ant would be able to gradually step into the funny man role. It wouldn't be as good as the current format, but Ant clearly is a naturally funny person, and he's able to convey that through a mike.
deinse81 3 years ago
Fine...you changed my mind. They're hilarious.
hucklberrydoc 3 years ago
lol EvilCor your such a jizz bucket this shit is going on in other places too and the only reason why is because their leaders are fucking terrible at what they do and they dont make good choices america we made good choices and look at where we are now we are now in a spot where people beg us to help them
WikedJuggal0 3 years ago
and rqbuchanan still enjoying the vids
WikedJuggal0 3 years ago
Oupsie! Anousenka posted her commentie before finishing it! D: OMAIGAAA...! Oh, wellsies ♥ eeheehee ^-^
♥ Anousenka ♥
Anousenka 3 years ago
dieeeeeeeee
darianafshar 2 years ago
Poupy panties in your teasie! ^-^
♥ Annousenka ♥
Anousenka 2 years ago
Thanks! They're made with 90% O&A, 10% love.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago
Muu ♥ ^-^
♥ Anousenka ♥
Anousenka 3 years ago
Ouaou! Perhaps it is redundant to make mention of your apparently *crippling* phobia of punctuationsie, among other thingies (proper grammar & spelling). Although, one would expect a lotsie from someone with the username "WikedJuggal0", of courseies! Ah, Anousenka has no idea what else she should typesie
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Anousenka 3 years ago
whoops my grammer isnt that good im only 15
WikedJuggal0 3 years ago
Sorry u.u Anousenka was sleepy when she made that commentie :P She was being...poupy, heehee ^-^
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Anousenka 3 years ago
Anousenka adds unnecessary 'ie' & 'ies' at the end of words...Anousenka refers to herself in the 3rd person...enough
DickRchrds 3 years ago
Poupy panties in your tea!
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Anousenka 3 years ago
that doesnt make sense....you are annoying
DickRchrds 3 years ago
Well *you* are POUPY! :P
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Anousenka 3 years ago
Actually, you are correctie about EvilCor. He is ploppy ♥ ^-^
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Anousenka 3 years ago
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Not fucking funny. Haitians are actually humans, which is easy to forget because they're black and foreign and poor.
Haiti was slated to recieve $4b in foreign aid some years back. . . but we invaded and overthrew Aristide.
So now they eat dirt.
Just like N. Koreans eat tree bark when we impose an energy blockade.
"Food" for thought. This is what politicians are talking about when they promise to "get tough" on other countries.
Evilcor 3 years ago
you are annoying
DickRchrds 3 years ago
No, I don't like jokes about people who are desperate enough to eat dirt. Have you ever seen somebody who is literally starving - like, to death?
Takes the fucking humor out of it when "those people" are real to you and have names.
Evilcor 3 years ago
You stupid cunt, NOTHING is funny when you make it literal.
"Hey, that guy Moe poked Larry in the eyes, he could seriously injure him!"
Fuck off and die.
pearcemark 3 years ago 4
I've never seen that point articulated so well (the Stooge part... although I also enjoyed the fuck of n die)
Yarsh29 3 years ago
(ಠ_ಠ) My heart bleeds.
Now please, fuck off. Nobody cares about you, your views, your opinions, what you profess to find funny or how much you dislike O&A's version of comedy.
Go ahead and voice your opinion, but I'll let you know this right now:
All you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark.
Of course, we're not listening to you...so fuck off and go watch something involving PETA.
Shinchibi 3 years ago
What did I just say? I said I'm not some hippie. I actually like Louis CK's appearances on O&A, but I thought it might be good to call some attention to how distasteful starvation jokes are when they're largely our fault.
Can everybody stop telling me to fuck off? I keep leaving, but you all keep replying. I'm not an asshole who's giving you all shit to show off what a good person I am. I just want my fellow Americans to think before you run your fucking mouths.
Evilcor 3 years ago
"Good to call some attention", huh? Look where that got you. We see shit like this all the time on TV. It's the same story, but a different location.
I'll say this again: Nobody cares what you think. If you don't like the jokes, to bad. If you want to do something about how 'tasteless' the humor is, your shit out of luck. Run to the end of your chain and bark like every other person who disagrees with the humor of the show.
Also, if you don't like our retorts, ignore us.
Shinchibi 3 years ago
Well, *you* are POUPY! :P
♥ Anousenka ♥
Anousenka 3 years ago
Wait, this is being replied in the wrong placeie, heehee ^-^
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Anousenka 3 years ago
You're speaking from an ignorant perspective, young fellow. I've been sending sixteen cents every single day to Haiti over the course of the past ten years - enough to pay the way of every man, woman and child there - and that shitbox is still an impoverished, unsightly blight upon this earth.
You have it all backwards; they've been coddled for too long!
rqbuchanan 3 years ago
Wow, I guess I'm really naive for giving a shit. Sixteen cents and nobody put up a statue in your honor, you selfish twat?
Pearcemark - no shit it's a joke. I'm not some fucking hippie here, I've just seen too many people literally fight off death by starvation to chuckle at this. It's like joking about how lazy your slaves are; maybe funny, but only if you don't think about the reality behind it.
Eating dirt is fucked up. Watching your children starve is also. Do you joke about Dachau?
Evilcor 3 years ago
And BTW, rqbuchanan - If your handle is a reference to what I think it is, and not just coincidentally your name, then you are without a doubt a racist, pig-ignorant fascist fuck. I trust you in matters humanitarian like I trust Michael Jackson as a therapist.
The very idea that somebody has the fucking balls to claim that WE of all people have CODDLED Haitians is EXACTLY what will be the death of us all when America's time comes for payback. You disgust me.
Evilcor 3 years ago
What did you guess that my username is a reference to?
I never said that *you* coddled Haitians. I don't know that you've been as tremendously giving to them as I have.
Also, you seem upset. You should watch more of Yarsh's videos and relax.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago
If a statue of me is constructed and raised in Port-au-Prince, I will - in my boundless generosity - raise my donations to 18 cents. But after that, there'll be no further concessions. Enough of my hard-earned pocket change has been squandered on that pisshole.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago 2
Somehow I doubt you have all that much money (or all that much generosity).
Since you asked - I spent a year in Haiti (Gonaives) helping out in a clinic and suffering bouts of dysentery.
I've seen literal starvation, and I'm disappointed in Louis (who might be one of the funniest people in the world) for har-de-haring over it. Does that make me a total douche? For giving a shit? For bringing your attention to it? Or for pointing out our role in it?
Evilcor 3 years ago
In answer to your extended question: yes, probably.
You may want to contact Louis CK via email to express your disappointment with him. I'm sure that'll he'll be willing to apologize for his insensitivity.
For the price of your trip to Haiti (where you worked and suffered like a loser, for whatever reason), you could have gone to Mexico City for a couple of weeks, attended a bullfight and offered some Gatorade in trade to an Oaxacan to fuck his 14-year-old daughter. Live and learn.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago
I see I was wrong for assuming you were an asshole. You're actually a chump.
Evilcor 3 years ago
Ooh! Careful with that language, there.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago
What's this "we" shit?
Evilcor 3 years ago
If anybody here had a role in those people starving, it's you: after all, you've been there for a year, and did nothing to fight the people who are in charge: who are taxing food in starving country.
I on the other hand have nothing to do with any of it. The best I can do is offer some advice: start doing what America has done for the past 250 years, namely respect individual rights, private property, and the free market, and you'll have supermarkets in no time.
deinse81 3 years ago
If you think America respects the free market or individual rights you might be the stupidest piece of shit in the world.
Or a libertarian.
I keep trying to compose a reply to your comment, but it's so jam-packed with idiotic notions that I'm literally unable to answer you.
If you're over the age of 25 or so, and you actually believe that stupid shit you wrote -
What can I say? I'm in awe.
Evilcor 3 years ago
Where do you think the source of your food, clothes, furniture, car, plane, computer and Internet connection is?
Please, while answering, be as specific as possible, and make sure to mention all the Haitians who either manufactured or invented any of those things by name.
deinse81 3 years ago 2
I have no idea what any of that has to do with the U.S. overthrowing Aristide and foreclosing on Haiti's $3b aid package - hence the dirt eating.
But if you're interested:
My food mostly comes from large factory-farms not far away. There, the animals AND workers are treated like shit to save me 18 cents per pound.
My clothes are made by slaves in China, as was much of my furniture. My car is a GM from 1971, I don't have a plane, and my computer was assembled by Indian coolies. Happy?
Evilcor 3 years ago
No, because none of that is true. And you did use a plane to travel to Haiti and back, and someone did make that car you drive, and the equipment that makes it easy to produce all that food in the supermarket, and Indians did not invent computers. If you look at actual figures, instead of left-wing propaganda, the one product we import more of than we export is crude oil. Everything else, we produce more of here in the US than others produce elsewhere. That's why we don't eat dirt.
deinse81 3 years ago
As for blaming the US government for not giving them aid, and then claiming that they have a great political system, if only we left them alone, that's retarded.
Why can't they feed themselves, the way we can? Why do they need our food, if everything's so great there, and we're the problem?
By the way, why did you come back to the US, into this currupt system, instead of staying there, where everything is fair.
deinse81 3 years ago
I wasn't talking about GIVING them aid, numbnuts. It was a European aid package. . . We stole it.
Alas, we don't know what might happen if we left Latin America alone - we never have before.
And our major import is third world debt. We actually don't import much oil from the mid-east. We mostly use western sources (Mexico, Norway, etc.)
I came back to "this currupt [sic] system" because it's my home. Dick.
Evilcor 3 years ago
Yeah, that's what we did, We sent soldiers to put the money Europe gave them into bags and take it.
Now prove it motherfucker. Nothing's easier than to make stupid shit up, and not worry about having any proof whatsoever.
And I agree about the debt thing: we should stop giving money to third world countries, and we should also stop borrowing from them. That way there would be no American debt to keep the poor fella's down.
deinse81 3 years ago