Minecraft - Testificates' origin

[katerson]

1:40 and then the pale faces came...

[alexadventures9]

That would be boring and uncreative... I like the testificates

[OwningLuukjuh]

Thumbs up if you think they should have invented wheels in the prehistory

[DontThouchMe]

History. Learn it.

[CptEddyPrice]

spanish inquisition haha

[PurpleDottedGecko]

i can see the nether rack....

[BlackBelt288]

@PurpleDottedGecko well arent you special

[DontThouchMe]

I am pretty sure the Spanish were up to killing them.

[chanchito501]

@DontThouchMe Im spanish and i dont kill the villagers in Miecraft :P

[SGamerFamily]

GrogGuy

[computerfis]

age of empire 1 inspired music?

[TheXman0909]

Dude craftedmovie YOUR AWSOME make more movies

[aresky78]

ESPAÑAA!!ºº

[MultiMandarijn]

@aresky78 fuck you.

[aresky78]

@MultiMandarijn jjajajajajajajajaajj

[WillLOVESKaren]

TheDoctorOfWho

[TheBlueReptile]

Spongebob BC (Before Comedy) much?

[deathrow989]

IF only the AI in MC was good lol, It would be really good to see them building stuff and gathering resources, instead of just wandering around looking like testicle heads.

[Lifejustneedsdeath]

Why can't they just be Steves (aka humans/block people) and not fucking deformed Squidwards called Testificates.

[Rao665]

@samu123lol because spanish banners destroyed many a testificate.

[samu123lol]

@Rao665 they were like sunshine for zombies!

[Rao665]

goddamned spaniards and their rapings of native people...

[samu123lol]

@Rao665 I have NO blame about that (guess where am I from XD) and i knew the story... Stupid medieval faggots

[Rao665]

@samu123lol take a look at your family tree, I'm pretty sure there isn't a blank spot within the medieval ages. SOMEONE from that era is your ancestor...as far as "stupid medieval faggots" what is this grade school? There isn't a gang out there called the Medievals. You seem to think it was some sort of club.

[samu123lol]

@Rao665 It seems I must question YOU what grade are you. MEDIEVAL is AS THE DICTIONARY: Relative or part of the MEDIEVAL AGE. STFU kid. AND there is no family tree registered in that age until today. Now, stupid fad, i wont answer you because i have no time and intentions to do it. Bye.

[Rao665]

@samu123lol

"stupid fad" Look at your own comments boy. You think the world is some big playground hence: "medieval faggots" Shut the fuck up really now. Your making yourself look idiotic. and capitalizing random words isn't going to prove your point

[qaz123123123123]

Im offensive...

what? you thought i was gonna say im offensive and i find this testificate NO! i dont need an ending!!!!!!!!

so for my conclusion i think tha...

[theamazingslazas]

And thus, Notch blessed Testificate with Iron Golem!

[CrewChangloon]

0:20 not the real squidward :(

[jetstream321]

i'm offensive and i find this testificating

[soer8899]

Im Knuckleiron use me!!!

[bobthbuilder3]

im Evil_Bartek

and I'm bob the builder!

[VloggNL]

i miss the ''UUGGH'' sound... ;(

[krgf15]

what about the srraight jackets

[brandymycat007]

I watched it like 4 times!please use my skin on one of your videos!!! My name is shelbymydog

[JoyfulFireball]

When they go inside the house at the beginning- no rain!

[Ashby2508]

If this is there origins. At what point did they decide to do fuck all for the rest of their lives?

[TheSell26]

i blood on my mouth

[JJsiftinc]

42 testificates have flat noses

[dionpacifier]

They got the idea from SpongeBob! HAHAHA

[OwningLuukjuh]

This is meant to be the prehistory, but they haven't invented wheels yet...

[EthanG298]

i'm offensive and i find this testificate

[TheForeigner1997]

It's funny how they started with two men.

[Yazunmanto77]

@TheForeigner1997 maybe they were manwhores

[ComedicGaming1]

@TheForeigner1997 Why?



[blent3342]

@TheForeigner1997 It's funny how you have 69 likes

[TheFrenzy64]

hey can you put the texturepack you used in this up for downlode?



[TheOldpeep89]

@TheFrenzy64 bro thats default minecraft on fast settings...

[icloud6940]

@TheFrenzy64 it the standard texture pack on fast

[kidsworldable]

I wish minecraft had animal noises in the background :(

[HoraceRocketMan]

@kidsworldable

Google MAtmos.

[2800sims]

Sorry @SouthernDirtBiker.

[2800sims]

i'm an offensive and I find this testificate.

[ryan22lol]

my name is ryan22lol PLS USE IT, IT IS AWESOME SKIN!!!!

[ryan22lol]

my name is ryan22lol

[SouthernDirtbiker]

I'm an offensive and I find this testificate.

[campercraftable]

i bet some noob is now goin to try and throw a chicken in he fire to cook it :/ what has this world come to

[howflyhiphopNL]

this video is invalid, the fire was on while it was raining

[dragonborn246]

thats the biggest village ever

[iTzStriker78]

0:37 fire when its raining?

[awesomedude601]

@iTzStriker78 netherrack idiot -_-

[rockeiro1998]

And the nose?? were is it?

[Katherine3109]

Nice

[ERR0R9O9]

Fucking spot on!

[FushionSlicer2]

the testificates starring at the fire remindes me of a video where to idiots were starring at a dirt block floating in mid air making idiot sounds

[sandman555210]

hahaha

[DJspre]

where can i get those testificate skins they look awesome ima make me testificate king and then make a army of my people and we shall take over the minecraft world MAHAHAHAH (cough) (cough)...

[UndefinedAwesomeness]

@DJspre get the thing from your reg mc and then use a tool to make the thing

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

...which means that if you play minecraft, you're playing as a Spaniard! :D

[siikaismo]

@ClinicallyObeseMule or Christopher Columbus :DD

[unowild]

@ClinicallyObeseMule Pues claro teo. 8-)

[sokarril]

@ClinicallyObeseMule Why Spaniard? I'm Spanish and I don't see the reason.

[Rao665]

@sokarril anybody who takes a small boat and rows off a sailing ship to meet people who are already living on a plot of land are spaniards.

[sokarril]

@ClinicallyObeseMule Awww 'cause the flag.

[Condom007of007Solace]

@ClinicallyObeseMule Hola amicos! *kills Testificate*

[Gorekiller6]

@ClinicallyObeseMule They should make a mod that changes and adds a couple things to fit these theme of being a Spaniard.

[Yazunmanto77]

@ClinicallyObeseMule 69 likes...

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

@Yazunmanto77 damn! I need people to dislike it now! haha

[MIKELSERGI]

@ClinicallyObeseMule im spanish

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

@MIKELSERGI good for you :L

[FleskRevenant]

@ClinicallyObeseMule More as a Mexican

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

@FleskRevenant no.

[Nes23MC]

so if i jump in the lava at an NPC village i will get stone slabs??? :P

[THECheese45ify]

My MC account is Qballman

[supaskarmory]

Can i go for a top comment?

[aSubsonic]

@supaskarmory No

[penstubal]

42 people disliked cause they through if they throw iron ore in lava or fire it gets smelted

[Unutoriya]

Они продались за пиченки!

[jaQbX]

You should use a server plugin called MobDisguise for this video. Those testificates' skins look bad.

[Legoxela8]

this is better than Cows vs Testifacates and its better than AWAWAWAWAW!!!!

[MinecraftVideosify]

go on my survival server

Hamachi Network Name: CustomMapLolLol

Hamachi Network Pass: 123

Server IP: 5.118.68.138

[MRmr011]

SPONGE BOBBBBB!!!

[starcobra123]

Afterwards they kill them and take there land

[Evnext99]

That's how Cookies were invented

[MyToxicOrangeJuice]

like this if Im gay

[The289Andrea]

i'm a testificate and i find this offensive

[sonic09ification]

@The289Andrea im a offensive and i find this testificate

[kenshinguy15]

Cookies... the international language of peace

[littleQbrothers]

Thumbs up AT 0.20-0.21 YOU CAN HERE THEM SAY SH*T LOL

[Nararnius]

couls someone pls send me skin of that two testificates? they are awesome!

[TheSymbioZ]

Cookies.

[andrewbaldz]

OK when I first read the tilde i was thinking the evolution of Squids

[Carslujo]

racist video? facepalm xDDDD

[KurryKaiser]

two guys. one chicken

[safety33569]

racist video.

[kdlamb80]

@safety33569 how so?

[RobertJoplin]

@kdlamb80 safety is gonna say something about how this video stereotypes Native Americans or something...

[kdlamb80]

@RobertJoplin ...well it doesnt

[RobertJoplin]

@kdlamb80 It kind of does if you think about it...

You have natives running about their lives and then suddenly foreigners come in and... blah blah blah.

Look I don't think the vid is racist, I think it's just cute. I was just saying what safety was thinking.

[BeccaThursfield]

@safety33569 only a racist would think that

[Geklatscht2]

COOKIE :3

[WillYum97]

Wow thats cool (Y)

[KingDragon6815]

i want the song link!!!!

D:<

[TheModifiedJoker]

I see taht netherrack under the fire... YOU CAN'T TRICK ME

[KingDragon6815]

@TheModifiedJoker

dude fail

[TheModifiedJoker]

@KingDragon6815 Haha thanks >:D i try

[Elicose]

now do the invention of iron golems!

[Elicose]

now do the invention of iron golems!

[Elicose]

now do the invention of iron golems!

[kkipper44]

in the 12w8a minecraft snapshot, the testificates DO have sex and give birth... and i am not joking... like, i was playing around with it and i saw 2 NPCs having sex under a tree... ._.

(DAFUQ DID I JUST POST?)

[TheNinjaCarrotVG]

@kkipper44 Erm, yeah, anyone that saw the spotlights on that snapshot (bluexephos, captainsparklez, etc) would know that... :D

[carch117]

In my game I found a village of testificates and transported its inhabitants to a concentration camp that I made. :)

[niels718]

@carch117 so ur saying that ur german xD

[AirBorn2Kill]

@niels718 I hope youre just joking

[niels718]

@AirBorn2Kill duh

[TheKindErrumpo]

@niels718 Racist, Many other countries have had concentration camp, and the comment that Carch made just made your opinion of Germans lower, so he's a prick to.

[RevelatingTheory]

That was pretty Intresting.

[Robbuffet]

i really like the music

[wudratherbreading]

no, duh. There squidwards people.

[Phaerian]

male testificates give birth.

[skywalkerman100]

Im sacul100, and i would love to be in a vid, Craftedmovie :D

[T3ar4me]

I liked how they chased the chicken and then killed it, cooked it but never ate it =3

[munchluxe63]

munchluxe63, I am! Keroro Gunso, my skin is!

[CummingOreo]

@TheDarkDom did you enjoy your taco? :)

[TufTusslinNapkin019]

@TheDarkDom wow its going to be a long time to get a taco

[TheShaedz]

@TheDarkDom So how does the taco taste?

[StormChaserMegan]

I'm Jiggyjiggypoo5 :3!!!!!!!!

[napa821]

Chuck Norris made a round square in minecraft

[bartmaster1234]

Im DocBrown2015! :D

[Grabbax]

what is the IP to server

[videosidontmake]

Lol, you could use this for your history class!!

[FliegendesGeheimnis]

Testificates' orgy

[Jacomelo117]

i wish there were villages in forest biomes. :( They seem to only be in deserts or meadows.

[semonchick]

Nice animation...

[cheleon94]

i'm spanish!:D

[DuhGreenMan]

@cheleon94 congrats your people helped in the annihilation of an entire race but then again so did mine extinction buddies?

[randombadger899]

@cheleon94 WELL I'M AFHKMDSBV,IUFUAOUUAERHGAU

[cheleon94]

@randombadger899 congratulations! :D

[stevensays1]

When Gamechap and Bertie go to an Testificate village, you know somone will die.

[redfatcrystal11]

no wonder my chickens use to keep disapearing

[venadosfactory]

i found the end racist

[kerneilkhan13]

@venadosfactory really? and what was the end racist like?

[venadosfactory]

@kerneilkhan13 well, only because it showed latin-american conquer in an stupid way, but i know that wasn't what they wanted to do, and still it is funny, so i only made that comment just beacuse it came to my mind lol

[LegoStarAnimations]

And thats how Minecraft was born

[Gorgoj]

The testificates are spanish!

[MrFlarkz]

Thumbs up if you hate thumbing up comment's!!

[xXThexJxSquadXx]

Someones is about to be colonized

[TOMBuster13]

spain ftw :D

[Elicose]

you throw the ore into the magma and he gets iron, yet when it sooms out there are two furnaces -_-

[MissDeweylover]

He killed the chicken with a shovel,EPICNESS!!!

When you see a chicken,you got to hit it with a shovel!

[1280Dylan]

@thebigbadwolf98 Who said they were males?

[BrittCoture]

0:34 CUZ I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN

[bmayle092]

what



[Br13ification]

Bomb515

[TheBoxedNewb]

0:45 they locked themselves in,then I wonder what they were doing,then POOF more testificates came in later.... :o

[TheBoxedNewb]

Testificates can defeat the Spanish since Testificates has iron sword and Spanish has gold sword :3

[thereturnofjules]

How the testificates should really look like!

[filipenetorocks]

Portugal! :D I'm from Brazil :P

[SuperKnifeGuy]

@filipenetorocks I'm from Portugal yaeehhhh!!!

[filipenetorocks]

@SuperKnifeGuy :D add me on skype herobrineexist

[armytoys101]

lol now i realize how dumb we were back then