Very old bad Informercial for a slicer--bad acting

[Haures66]

id buy it...prob cheap as fuck but yeah

[saintben2008]

i have this and it still works amazingly. love it.

[tpir1972]

I wish I can see the whole thing.

[tpir1972]

How old was he?

[killerbob6250]

if it takes you hours to do all that i feel bad for you... i mean if it takes you hours to do something that takes under a minute.. damn

[RMToebben]

We're just two guys, standing around chopping vegetables...what's so odd about that?

[SandraLuX]

My mom bought that slicer. And she only has used it twice xD.

[lurch321]

Anyone remember the Mad TV parody of Mike Levey? HILARIOUS! You are missed, Mike..............R.I.P.

[Hyperborea2012]

That guy with the english accent sounds like an American using a british accent. Pathetic.

[adda241]

this thing should come with a wrist slitter setting so these guys could kill themselves

[mbranco24]

Made me laugh when Mike does the onions give you tears thing.

[NolikargAven]

in the end,that was scary shit man fuck

[CheapBeer09]

I was expecting Mr. T to crash through the wall and start eating everything

[curtismsblog]

Its a bloody science! Can you slice me a new tropical shirt too??

[POLAK1Nysa]

LOL "I read" are you sure its not just an excuse for the device not peeling them?

[DiddlyDom]

Poor old Mike, rest in peace! My dad bought that slicer,and he managed to cut the top of his finger off...even with the guard on!! Fucking lethal thing!!

[tim7691]

awesome! it makes 1/4" thick potato chips that would even break chuck norris's teeth!

[marrymejohn]

I swear to god that chef is Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers

[jfrey1]

why does he sound like such a huge pretentious douche when he says "sauces or pizza toppings" at 3:40

[jetzil]

he said potato, chips and i was like what the hell is a potato, chip and i was like ohhhhh potato chips the small

[MahBoi22]

God the possibilities with this thing are endless!

[ZsHouseProductions]

Finally! All the hours a day that I've wasted slicing cucumber are mine again! Thanks Super Slicer!!!!

[ebeatworld]

THE SUPER SLICER!!! I haven't seen this infomercial since I was a kid!

[noncontradiction]

Yikes. I kept waiting for one of them to slice a finger open. That thing is vicious!

[94andrina]

Call it bad acting or whatever you want but I watched the whole 6 minutes :D

[Tippycat]

"See now i always cut that off" xD lol that guy sounds like such a nerd

[jfrey1]

Chopping cabbage would take you 4 weeks with a knife.

[Punkfence46]

if i hear the word 'perfect' one more time..

[survivor297]

wow, that's perfect, look at how PERFECT this is! This would take me HOURS!

[Bageera63]

The guy in the wild shirt is Mike Levey. He died in 2003. He was better known for his wild sweaters and Amazing Discoveries.

[elithecat]

@Bageera63 Great info. I will add it to the keywords.

[KaydeyRai]

lol did he steal that shirt from screech??

[AndrewWallace1]

I thought aftter level 7 this thing could not get more amazing!...but i was wrong...hahahaha

[amies4ever]

not only the worst commercial, also the boringest and longest commercial!

[gravelandgrain100]

where does that guy buy his clothes..House of Liberace???

[aspie1966]

@gravelandgrain100 LOL!!

[videogamelovergirl12]

once it took me 2 years to chop a cucumber!

thank god for this!

[oftfrfbfgeah]

WHERE IS PART 2!

[oftfrfbfgeah]

Mike is useless

[atltallone907]

I actually got one of these about 2 yrs ago, because i remembered this infomercial. Paid. $10 and i LOVE it. Use it all the time to slice and dice onions, and to make french fries. This is ideal if you have a food dehydrator

[atltallone907]

I actually got one of these about 2 yrs ago, because i remembered this infomercial. Paid. $10 and i LOVE it. Use it all the time to slice and dice onions, and to make french fries.

[jb0177]

Safety holder is for pussies...

[moviemaker1004]

Mike is a dumb costumer and buys this crap.

[noillecnod]

That dude needs to turn that shirt down

[veganfemale]

Actually potatoes aren't apples.... you need to peel it as potatoes belong the the nightshade family and contain toxins in the peel.

I hope people aren't so braindead to trust nutritional info out of an infomercial lol.

[zee339]

nice shirt fruit ass

[PBBro1997]

The British guy on the left say VITAMINS like an American!

[kyolym]

Dam! now I see this! I just finished cutting a cucumber from 8 this morning and its 12 o clock at night..son of a bitch my fingers are raw and bleeding

[invis648]

hahahahaha I want to slap that fag in the loud t-shirt. All he does is repeat everything o_O

[ChickensluvPie808]

Is that a shirt or a table cloth?

[QuaziGNRLNose]

haha i got that exact slicer from a lottery draw in a church at a festival

[mosgoo]

Seriously, that guy was considered the infomercial king back in the day.

[VenusInFurs]

I wish I would've recorded all these crappy infomercials back in the day. They're comedy gold!

[SpeCulaTionS101]

Wait a minute! First the English guy said "number 1 is paper thin. Number 2 is wafer thin." Then he said "setting number one, for a wafer thin slice". What?! I demand an elaborate explanation this very instant!!

[irmollaar]

@SpeCulaTionS101 caught that aswell

[Halorulez24]

Ok mike SHUT UP

[pineapplehairdo]

That shirt is why no one remembers 1993

[BakaniBoko]

"hamburgers and beef burgers!"...is he implying that hamburgers are made of...ham? they're BOTH technically beef burgers. Their made of BEEF! What a knob...

[cheyennebritbrat]

god, that shirts criminal,

[Superphilipp]

And I still kinda want to have this thing.

[HBOCanada]

"okay yeah, right ,oh, yeah, ahuh"

[blacksabbathgnr098]

"very versatile!"

[Ozarkmadness56]

He seems to talk faster when he's slicing

[chickenandababy]

shave the skin of ur slong

homeade circumsicion

[GreekDiva89]

do they still make this....? i want it lol!!!

[portcitydlb]

if it takes him hours to cut the zucchini , then it must suck waiting on him to cook a whole meal

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

"This would take you hours!"

....to chop a dozen slices from a single cucumber.....

[hamsterama]

Yeah, that line jumped out at me as well when I was watching this. Horrible acting.

[xxTakeAChanceOnMe]

i thought setting number one was paper thin, wafer thin is number two!

what a wanker.

[FeatherBabyLover]

Did he say "hamburgers" and "beef burgers"? THEY ARE THE SAME!

[scar504]

hes a tad overdressed

[mormonjoe]

"Wow! that would take you hours to do!"

Lol...what?! He sliced 2 inches of zucchini...

[westleysadler]

I wonder how many people slipped and diced their knuckles.

[ltrich50]

Mike Levey...the guy in the busy colored shirt, was a pioneer of infomercials. He acted like a dumbass but he was brilliant. Made a boatload of money. He died in the ealy 2000s I think.

[tac0pwnage]

i love how they say it would take hours. hours? more like 2 minutes, i mean, i think they over exaterated a little bit, but it is still a pretty good product

[ChefRickZ]

This slicer was sold on QVC by Chef Rick. It is garbage, pure junk.

[enjoixander]

Mike's shirt is dope

[mormonjoe]

lol

[Maniaxe613]

If it would take that guy hours to slice a cucumber, the that must mean I am a super fast vegetable cutter!

[nintendofreak64Lucas]

0:45 - I thought number 1 was supposed to be paper thin? He doesn't even know what he's talking about.

[mygoatisdead]

I don't know about you guys, but this device looks pretty neat, one hell of a lot better than the ShamWow lol

[DoubleDeanArt]

Wow... taking hours to slice a cucumber...

what is he cutting it with, a sponge?

[masteryummy]

@DoubleDeanArt LOL!

[ANGELO13111]

@DoubleDeanArt HAHAHAHA

[mbranco24]

@DoubleDeanArt Hilarious! Even worse to say it would take hours to chop up the cabbage for coleslaw haha. May take a little time to cut the cucumber in exact perfect slices but damn, roughly chopping some freakin cabbage. I thumbed up ur comment, made be crack up thanks.

[SubscribeToAll21]

what happens to the end thats in the safty holder? i would imagine that it would get stuck

[delishnoodles]

I want one ==;;

[damnote]

1:06

I like how he doesn't show the "...last piece."

[Papsmeas]

At first he said setting #2 was whafer thin. Then he says "lets place the setting to #1 for whafer thin". Setting #1 was for paper thin. Just bad all around.

[dannyday58218195]

@Papsmeas hahaha i was listening but didnt even pick up on that - wtf! my JOB is listening and i missed that!

lol :P

[Papsmeas]

That caught my attention b/c what the fuck is whafer thin? I watched to see what he was talking about - LOL.

[rkotm]

im surprised he didnt say the potatoes didnt take hours with out it..

[PopcornCoolie]

What Infomercial has good acting? He sliced a cucumber then the other guy said "WOW, normally that would take hours." What the hell does he cut cucumbers with?

[DaOnLyNeMeSiS0333]

Lol! thats hilarious,

[mrfaty2]

a sponge

[theyerdahl]

It probably takes hours to wash this thing

[PopcornCoolie]

Glogged with thousands of tiny debrees.

[72Adam27]

Wow, Mike is such a retard.

[CosmicGrooves]

Liver and onions... who are they trying to sell to?

[PopcornCoolie]

I'm sure it's the most gullible as well as irresponsible audience. Senior citizens that sit around watching shopping networks dawn till dusk determined to blow their children's life savings on ghetto-fabulous contraptions.

[poolygirl13]

It would take "hours" to slice a cabbage?? Well yeah, I suppose if you had no arms or legs and you were using your mouth

[poolygirl13]

So what's the difference between "paper thin" and "wafer thin"? :P lol

[peteandniko]

i got a fucking headache from that shirt.

[8bitbubsy]

"- Oh dear, you formed it as a penis... Do you think the same thing as me?

- Absolutely, Mike! And now the show is over. Have a good one!"

Don't ask, .. I couldn't resist.. It.. It took over my brain!

[imvaudeville]

the weirdo in the vomit shirt is named Mike Levy

[t3gh]

i got it on ebay it acutally works

[xxloveisdarknessxx]

wow you still have to cut it

[deeno]

Loading one mushroom at a time would drive me to go postal.

Due. That's a lot of juice exuding from that kiwi. Yeah, no.

[TheConzArtist]

take me hours?

my ass

[Silverminkie]

It's economical, Mike!

[mikebellefontaine123]

i hate how the english guy says mike so much aha, and mike like holds the english guys hand lotsof times go figure

[therockingviking]

this would take me hours! haha

[deeno]

Yeah. For a 1/4 of a tiny aubergine. That's just hot.

[ApocalypseStudio]

Its Painfull to Wach!

[ichbingott18]

oh god i rememer this shit

[Drakeriaz]

Shit, im not going outside tommorow with my SAFETY HOLDER!

[BreathlessEndeavours]

I love how enthusiastic the guy is, "I can't wait to see that!" Well, jolly, who knew one could get so much satisfaction in a slicer!??!?!!?!?!?! :) I'm holding onto the edges of my seat...

[polerkole]

WOW NUMBER 3 IS MY FAVORITE!

[KeenOnTaka]

i wanted to see the french fries

[KUNGER316]

mike looks like a nerd lol when was this video made

[evelsteev]

SO gay at :27

[mygoatisdead]

That is pretty neat actually, I'd take this over the Shamwow ANY day.

[gordan1154]

sae here

[RangedWoW]

ha i want one of those

[hedleyhottie24]

i have one of those... teehee

[brokenxyde]

Peh-fact just peeeeeh-fact XD

[pukser]

hahah luv tht guy look how perfect it is reallyyyyy perfect

[NoRedistribution]

That shirt gives me a headache.

[aryx91]

it would take you hours to cut cucombers? what a horrible stupid line to say.

[nicheian]

also there's real tension between the two guys, it starts with mike just wanting english guy to be happy, encouraging him and acting awed by each slice, but english guy hasn't got time for mike's happy clappy ways, he's got veg to chop - mike voices his displeasure when he mutters "I'm just trying to help here..." and english guy throws him a bone by announcing what a very good job mike is doing, mike looks up at english guy like a grateful sheepdog.

[nicheian]

english guy is amazingly alan partridgey

[sfbaygirl]

I know I spend about eight hours slicing half a cucumber lol.

[quizlixx]

I know i spent a month chopping a cabbage. It kinda does it automaticly.

[ATastyTaco]

hahahaha at 3:55 he gets so excited.

[destromax]

''oh i see it kinda automaticly helps you to get the seeds out !!''

LMAO!!!

[destromax]

4:44

[originaldarrkon]

i wanted to see the chips being made :(

[kinterodavid12]

how old is this?

[filipemtx]

now look at this perfect results.

OMG its perfectttt!!!11

[PJBandit]

nice shirt

[DanielBoa]

"This would take you hours!" lol

[link123175]

PERFECT,ITSPERFECT,THERE PERFECT

he abused the word perfect

[wulfman15]

"This would take you HOURS!"

If it takes you hours to slice one cuke...  You fail.

[Dude100Man100]

You winz!

[AjRhCp]

Lying bastard. No real English man would EVER say Vi-tamins. BASTARD.

[tubester4567]

I feel sorry for Mikes wife.

[vaxel7]

safety holder makes you gay

[BeenieGurl]

HAHAH @ 1:04

Watch how he takes the "last little piece" and throws it behind the counter.

[DrrrrtyDJ696969]

ITS PERFECT!!! :)

[swantonbomb840]

OMG i need one of these!!!

[Rundleguy]

i love on these when the people are so stupid

[generalmaximus53]

this is classic...."wow that looks like its from a restaurant"

[winzmo5]

lol mike copied everything he said" paper thin!" "you hear that? paper thin!"

[tiana0o0]

lol so funny

[andrewdishman26]

normally take you hours to slice a two inch long piece of cucumber.,,,wtf. Mikes whole life must be cooking if its Taking him that long

[robbiebob678]

Mike is way too overzealous with the compliments. he makes up for the bad acting though with that fantaboulous shirt from a flea market.

[winzmo5]

that was the best shirt eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvv­vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr! lol

[majabl]

I want one of these now. And my eyes hurt from Mike's shirt.

:-S

[Pengu1npal]

......It's perfect!

[johnbourbon]

its like a restaurant

[Nukemoose1]

lol Mike's an interrupting cunt

[cooldud8]

He said number one was paper thin and then wafer thin wtf..

[kockgunner]

He secretly hides the last thick slice of the cucumber at 1:05. Failed.

[Rbattam]

LOL @ this would normally take you HOURS! about 10 slices of cucumber.. who the fuck was chopping them normally? someone with no hands?

[augustmaple]

LMAO!!

[enri4134]

I like how the guy in the ugly shirt thinks it takes "hours" to chop a cucumber. 1:07

[xoLaruh]

LMFAO!! his shirt is soo ugly ahaha

[gazzyjack]

I like how he says "this would take you hours :O!" when talking about slicing half a cucumber.

[Devilonsteroids]

yeah. hours umm. fashioning a knife from raw steel, then slicing?

[krakenwave]

Cheffy-baby sounds like an Australian, not a Brit. After all, who in the USA would take seriously a English chef..?

[nigkingoi]

Definately not Australian sounding.

[Marcusofdoom666]

YES!!! I've been looking for this for a while now-I bought the super slicer, not a bad little tool

[nyaanchan]

his shirt is horrendous.

[kinsellanson]

Nice shirt mike, say he's a big hit with the ladies:)

[TheShadowOfDeathClan]

wow

my brain exploted at 6seconds

[thetiks]

the guy slicing, he just looks like a detective from law and order criminal intent

[Mytictactoe]

I think that is useless because there's a part of the fruit or vegetable that never is sliced because is inside de security guard, so u would have to slice it manually or trought it away...

[mikebellefontaine123]

he should make up his mind at first he said waifer thin was number 2, but then later on he says waifer thin is number 1..MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[jegovernor]

i want mike's shirt...then id get the ladies ;)

[charliemanner]

ROTFL "3 radishes, all at the same time!" Count how many times the chef says "Mike".He actually sounds Austrailian I think. "You can be creative Mike, whatever suits you." Yeah, I don't think encouraging him will make that horrid shirt disappear anytime soon. Good lord! It looks like it went through that slicer. Why spend "hours" making yourself look like shit, just pop in setting 7 and run yourself through the slicer...WITH THE SAFETY GAURD OF COURSE! Talk about a "fresh fruit salad".