Ask A Ninja: Ninja Mart Store

[kyle4enriquez4]

4 trillion...

[roflolmaoftw]

this is the same ask a ninja, but this is his 1st episode, so its understandable its not his best.

[kyubiinosama]

k ................. joe

[lildragonbabe]

i lik the new ones bettr theyr hilarous

[r0gueshadovv]

There are ninja magazines, where they do indeed sell ninja suites,weapons so on and so forthe, even worse halfe the stuff is mass produced in china.

If you havnt realized it by now the guy from ask is nija is lying. Also you may need to take life more seriosly or at least your internet one.

[tonymeister18]

haha like joe the ninja. 4 trillion??

[dogcooze]

big difference between this and the current ones

[CakeLolzerz]

lol yeah

holy crap

[m82sa]

man shit , this guy aint the real aska ninja

[MissRan]

yeah he is man. This is the first ever Ask A Ninja podcast.

[bigkevin182]

Yes, I noticed that too. This is a different one from the rest.

[MissRan]

This really is him. It's the first episode, that's why it seems so differnt. Go check the episodes on the actual site, it is the real deal.

[ninjaSerg09]

way 2 slow 2 be a ninja

[AusForce]

to slow and shitty its not real

[abeman22]

wow this guy is sad, just because you liked the actual ninja dosent mean you can be like him or impersonate him in any way at all

[creeper1121]

this is the real ask a ninja

[darksidedsam]

who wants a ninja suit?

[Hectorson3]

This Ninja sounds British, with a forced American accent.

[MuddAngel6]

I thought he was going to to say "If someone made you a shirt they could write 'I'm a Homo' on the back of it"

[Chiackenmaster]

You can tell this is the real guy. You can also tell this is his first episode.

People change (and get better equipment, too)

[Kitygirl]

whao his voice is different

[Dn2kproductions]

yea i noticed that lol

[Nicksolo85]

Imagine what it would be like if a store like Wal-Mart started selling ninja outfits (lol). That was just a joke.

[JMH5569]

This is the very first episode, what is the matter with you people.. ( fake, not the real ninja, your all morons. How about the Simpsons, listen to the voices.. they develop and sound differently year to year, stop smoking crack fags

[Xyranne]

IF this is real (ehhhhhhhhhhhh) he seems more unsure then he is in more recent episodes, plus he sounds completely different! Fewer cuts, to!

[Xyranne]

If you are gonna cover "ask a ninja" please just say so.

[iamhitler]

ok one. your a fuckin idiot this is the real ask a ninja. this was there first episode. if you were a real ask a ninja fan you would know that. this episode came with there first season dvd.

[Xyranne]

When?? In 1998? The Guy sounds completely different!! Weirrrrrd.

[Astroastro]

if you go to the offical askaninja profile on YT - digitalfilmkaer, you'll see this episode is in there - it's also on the official site so this is a REAL episode. It's very different now because the character is more developed - DUH

[reggaetonrapper]

your not the real ask a ninja man but your still cool, 5 stars!

[markj15063]

your not real.. FAKE LOSER

[TheRealFrancesco]

yep...fake

[iamhitler]

ok one. your a fuckin idiot this is the real ask a ninja. this was there first episode. if you were a real ask a ninja fan you would know that. this episode came with there first season dvd.

[markj15063]

this is a fake fan posting this post.. hes not the real ninja

[iamhitler]

dude this is the real guy how many times do i have to say. if you buy the dvd with all the episodes they tell you this is him. by the way ask a ninja gets really boring after a while.

[akalla21]

if he's so boring, why'd you buy the dvd?

[timmahplaysguitar]

its not a fake fan its just a fan posting the video

[iamhitler]

ok one. your a fuckin idiot this is the real ask a ninja. this was there first episode. if you were a real ask a ninja fan you would know that. this episode came with there first season dvd.

[LidoTeddy]

ok haven't even watched 20 seconds of this and i know it's just gonna be sum crappy copy of ask a ninja. try gettin sum original content dude.

[iamhitler]

ok one. your a fuckin idiot this is the real ask a ninja. this was there first episode. if you were a real ask a ninja fan you would know that. this episode came with there first season dvd.

[Knightelvs]

New way to kill: Tie the person who you want to kill to a chair, and let 3 nerds talk about STar Wars Star Trek and Halo at the same time. All very good games and movies (cept star trek -,-) but when you hear all of them at the same time over and over again for hours you will want to shoot yourself so the victim will eventually bite their tounge off :)

[pinkartist1210]

Yeah is he on one of those "tantric planes" he seems really chilled... Different camera angles as well!?

Mmmm!

[Mattorix]

Uh huh i know 4 trillion and 67 ways to kill a man i win

DMMF-Rawr

[kingdomheartslover13]

joe the ninja XD

[sparten316]

he dont seem as energetic in this one as most of the other ones

ninja mart lol

[kingkai97gf9]

not ninja

[JMH5569]

definatly is him, and still just as funny. This guy is amazing and should have a show or a clip within a show much like the cartoons on SNL. Way funny... funniest most original thing i've seen in a long time.

[SuperHoops13]

why is the guy so different if its the pilot?

[evilmonkey7]

that not hem Booooooo

[GuitarMike1300]

Man, you can tell this is the first one

[yanoosz]

Well how the hell then you though they can do "High Jump"?

[NickyTheWolfy]

it looks like him but i saw the mouse on the screen lol

[SilenceOtokage]

4 trillion, eh?

[sasuke00000uchiha]

lol look at 1:31 on the left.

you can tell it's not him cuz a mouse is on the left.

some idiot probably made this and edited the beggining.

[Padren]

Almost any proffessional making a live-action web video will edit it on their computer. It's possible they just missed the mouse in that section; it was the first one, after all, and you can tell they weren't as experienced because of the poorer sound and video quality in this one, and the much smaller number of cuts.

[kylemastaownage]

yeah, i recognize him. cool though =D

[NKOE]

This is the first "Ask a Ninja". A pilot.

[DanteV2]

Ummmmmm yeah you guys, it's te first one, it's the pilot...

Not as good but pretty interesting to see....

[maza0404]

yea uhh its the first episode guys and it is the same voice he just doesnt do some of the funny voice tones. Same guy same show just not as funny

[pandora0042]

LOL @ people thinking this is not the actual Ask A Ninja Guy.

It's not as good as the rest of the episodes, but keep in mind it was the first one...

It's still kinda funny... and he's got a sexy voice XD

[lee2315]

give it up askaninja original is way better than yours

[santaskiller]

i think this guy is a rip off for him

[Hekkenschutze]

this isn't ninja, this is bullshit. The real guy has blue eyes and blonde eyebrows...and a lot cooler. This guy will be killed by ninja...SOON!

[Ch1ckenHead]

this isnt the ask a ninja guy!! his voice is different!

[futuredirector34]

are you the actual guy and his first episode gone wrong or are you the stupid guy who can't think of anything so he takes other peoples ideas?

[NexuzJannis]

What a poor spoof!

[Vallinen92]

The original is better

[josedrumer]

this sucks! original ninja is 100 times better! you suck! dont ever upload a video again please

[BritishBabe2000]

that was the worst 1. and they rick :(

[Majestic888]

copycat

[Tanchan91]

OOh so it was his first ep! i was wonderin wat was goin on he seemed a bit less lively! hee hee i wud never want to go to a Ninja Mart!

[NinjaCyclone]

He sounds dull and unlively in this first episode but his performance has got so much better!!!

[KaisFirstLove08]

Agreed

[Strange0ne]

Hi Joe

[Angeliclily]

Get your own ideas. Don't copy others. It's not impressing us, actually, it's embarrassing you.

[roylink]

I just read the Wikipedia on ask a ninja and I think that was his first episode.

[Randompzycho]

its him this is the first episode read it, it says question 1

[spowis]

It's real, it's the pilot, the show is still good obviously, what's the big deal, I think everyone missed the point? Make videos of your own and then bitch, ok?

[wackywankavator]

His reading got better...

[krinord]

BAAAAAAAAAAD orginal is better

[Wo0tWo0tPopRox]

wooww thats awesome its the first one!!!!

[shenny100]

just go 2 askaninja.com and to episodes to find out, you lazy lot

[anikin]

your a friggern noob!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiburo]

what the hell is he a noob at? what the hell is there to be a noob on you tube? what? i ask you! im really getting tired of hearing that damn word!

[Superstarwolf]

You too? I thought I was the only one. BTW, what's the opposite of being a noob at something? Being a full-time nerd?

[ZeppelinManiac]

friggern? looks like someones a n00b at adjectives...y'n00b

[lostintearsofhate]

thsi is so fake.. hes not even realy funny in this.. but if he is teh same guy.. its liek.. probly one of his first ones..

[boldskankin]

People who fight on the internet are pussies.

With deep love and respect, Will Bold

[ZZookiRiderGurl3]

hahaha!! funny "with deep love and respect" that really made me lough.. your cool lol

[froggyoggy]

this is the same guy lol... but as you noticed this is only the first one and later on he got better and better =)

[Michaelleejones]

i think this flame war is eventually going to come to a point that it actually gets us somewhere rofl

[bluntsn40s]

ur a fuck head eat shit n die,

4 fuks sake man b origional

[acubist]

This is the same guy; this is not a 'fake'. It happens to be the first episode he made (you may have noticed the 'question #1' appear). He didn't quite have his style worked out, or the video quality at this point.

[jdude190]

and you must have not ever seen a green screen before..... you see the sides because they have never done a side view before, wow you are sooooo Stupid!

[jdude190]

Sc0rP7707, can you not listen to voices and read??? I'm guessing not.... because for one the voice is the exact same person! and also, THIS IS THE FIRST ASK A NINJA MADE STUPID, why do you think it says Question One?????

[StuJag]

This isnt the same guy!

Come up with some of your own ideas man... It would be much cooler that way!

[buddydog324]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sc0rP7707]

CRAP! dont make fakes! i agree with IXLoveXRiku give me that 2 and a half minutes of my life back (even though i stoped it before it ended! and u no its fake, it doesnt end with the website! BOOOO if i could rate zero stars it would b done

[hashinta]

You dumb fuck it's not a fake its just done with crappier equipment. Also what the fuck would you do with a extra 2 1/2 minutes of your pathetic life? Masturbate probally cause its not as if your going to get any for real.

[Sc0rP7707]

dude look at the back ground during it, in any other 1s has there been green? and look at the guy, hes different plue the out fit hes wearing iz different. also, what the fuck? dont insult me, that has nothing 2 do with nething, ur probly a lil 13 year old kid who brags 2 his mates about how a chick talked 2 him this 1 time, so dont u bloody talk 2 me like that

[hashinta]

I'll fucking call you whatever I want fucktard. Also look at my profile dickwad. I'm not 12. And have you looked at the Ask a Ninja website? I thought not. You'll see that they have the same video as the first one. And since you live in Australia I live at 23 dixon st karratha. If your ever near here come around and I'll prove what a retard you are.

P.S> I hope you get raped and dumped dead in a ditch by a butch gut called Benny.

[Sc0rP7707]

dude, keep ur rape fantacys in ur mind cose we dont wanna hear about them, i dont give a shit what ur profile says as any1 can lie about there age in that, make urself 2000 years old if u felt like it so dont bloody talk 2 me about profiles. and dude where the hell is karratha? like wtf? iz that a hick town in the middle of the outback? and finally, next time u post about some1s comment, keep it clean or they might not let u off as easily as i have.

[hashinta]

Hmm how about I just call you a retarded fuck-monkey and you learn how to spell and punctuate. Also Karratha is in northern W.A and is the center of the mining and gas industry dumbass. If you were an intelligent Australian with any knowledge of our economy you would know this. But your not so I shouldn't be surprised. And also I notice that you have succeded to the fact that you were wrong about this being a fake. Good choice not to continue this argument, maybe your not such a dumb fuck.

[Dearmutize]

by the way my name is not joe....

hahaha

[Invadaduck]

Im in love with this guys vid's :D

[BishieGoku]

I like it ^.^

[immobilized]

i think he is just "great" i like him ver much he is so cool in this one.

[Mudvayne131313]

This is one of his first ones DUHH

[Miah2007]

this 1 isnt as good as the other ones...

[IXLoveXRiku]

the voice is crappy and not real!!!!! i deman my time back!!!

[OMGZergRush]

Someone left it out of focus...

[Kitsune86]

That's not the real Ninja!! It's just a really bad copy!

[robertrobson]

different this time...

[nekotee]

"but thats not a store you would everv want to visit,matt...thanx for your question" lmao i loved that part

[calibre369]

dope!!

[FooledToaster]

the quality may be because its the first episode

[kohan69]

This was the one that started them all!

[LittleSaintSicko]

Awesome xD

[GiZam]

I don't like that version. Bad Copy

[FrozenFenrir]

it looks more then a fan made thing...

cause the other voice, the speed that he speaks is much slower then comparatively all other ask a ninja vids =/

[kittythfmelina]

lol he sounds really calm in this one....its just not the same, but it was still funny

[ALPHONSE92]

... pets mark ive been the lol

[wudangchick]

I've beeen through the desert on a ninja with no name. Then we shopped at petsmart.

[Junius120068]

what the HELL are you talking about wudangckick?REALLY,I ask you,please responde.

[soldier9599]

theres a song that goes "i rode through the desert on a horse with no name"... thats where he/she got it from

[laquena]

his eyes look like tom cruise , hahaha

[puredark]

he seems nervous in it lol and the camera view doesnt make it any better lol

[SkittleSamurai]

well u got to remember its the first 1 he did

[belmont59]

LOL not as funny as the others but great anyway.

[mikecaviness]

he says they are not cool and not are not uniforms, but then he says they are the only true black uniforms.???? what a stupid ninja

[kidkash416m]

Why does this episode start with a different voice? lol Ninja needs to remake this episode.

[s0o0ohowudoin]

hahahaha wings

[Glenlego]

Thanks for the question! i look forward to killing you soon!! aaaahh great stuff... lol... but ur no as good as my friend

[ultradoug]

Ninjas have wings?! O_o;