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  • Awesome Behold... The Arctopus shirt!

  • FAG

  • that shirt... I NEED IT!

  • You put a six feet under cover when you said Cannibal Corpse.

  • You nailed it!

  • omg I actually though it was fantano untli I heard him saying the name

  • Yes! Thank you! When I think of metal fans, I don't think of whiny babies, but apparently I'm wrong in that. The "outcry" (bitchfest/pity party) this album caused is amazing. Band should evolve, if they don't, they stagnate.

    I'm really liking the new album. That said, they could have easily dodged this whole shitfest if they'd released it as a side project.

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  • Morbid Angel can't make a bad album,but this one is one of their weaker DX but it's still good...

  • Pls pls pls release a death meatl album next morbid angel :/

  • No offence but they did not fire Pet Sandoval. Tim yeung only filled in for Pet because Pet had some back issues

  • I am crying with laughter....awesome video.

  • Different doesnt specifically mean bad in metal - even though yes there is an inherent conservatism. However this album is not bad because its different its bad because its a confused grasp for acceptability, its lacks style, feeling and quality control. No sorry David Vincent isnt some clever iconoclast daring to break out of the death metal blueprint he is sad out of touch fool who thinks that being "open minded" means removing quality control and shitting on your legacy.

  • 4:37-4:50. I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows that guy.

  • @Necrometer 8/10? Really?

  • You`re better than Fantano.

  • lol. Yeah MA's so creative. Such a creative move, an album half full of Marilyn Manson discards and alpha-male posturing. Fantano, stop reviewing metal. You think pointlessly misanthropic pit inspiration is what the genre's all about. And then you go into this thing about metal challenging constraints. Please. You know what challenged constraints? Debussy. Metal just thrashes, and is most effective when it's not played by preening farts like David Vincent.

  • @DemilichFan Are you an idiot!? this is not the needle drop dumbass, it's a guy making fun of fantano and ma, look at the channel name, and obviously this guy is not fantano, ou can easily tell.

  • @cthulhupunxmusic Ah. Didn't really sound like him, I guess I should have known. Whatever, man, I was in a bad mood going into this video after hearing Fantano praise the shit band Liturgy.

  • >all NEW Morbid angel albums ........ blows away the fans

    Wut?

  • The comment/response to Illud Divinum Insanus here .. Agreed mainly. A bit tooo flashy/blingy I'd say. Pete has a bad backbone and isnt per se replaced by a drumcomputer. Flowers to Pete!!

    Further, all NEW Morbid angel albums ........ blows away the fans. Alway's refreshing and yeah maybe now a bit 'disco' ....

    Anyway, to the victor the spoils.

    TNX for this video, very inspirational, useless tho.

  • As a total word nerd, you had me completely beat at 2:27. You WIN. xD

  • OMG there´s people who think this is a serious review bahahaha

  • I´ve watched this so many times and it´s still funny.

  • dear god it's painfully obvious that you write your review, but then go back through it with a thesaurus in hand to try and make it look more smarty shit.

  • Nice shirt man

  • This was the funniest fucking review, man. Rolling! Oh, fuck and then you got little Einsteins getting butthurt and taking this way too seriously! God, it's great. Man, you must claim your throne as pit boss! This was so damn funny... XD

  • Surely this video is a troll, you almost had me for a second.

  • Hi there. Just having watched this video I would like to ask the creator of it a few points/questions if I may.

    1. On 1:09 of the video you show a cover album which is from the band Six Feet Under and you are impling that this a Cannibal Corpse album cover.

    Only from that tiny mistake you show to me that your relationship with Death Metal or even Metal in general is epidermic.

    2. To say that Pete Sandoval sacking (at this moment in time none of the sides have confirmed this) was the best thing

  • @abducted47 they did is purely desrespectful to the one the best metal drummers and one of the pioneers of the scene.3. When you say that you have not heard double bass drumming since Vade's Litany shows me that you have no idea of the Death Metal scene. I could name hundreads of bands that play double bass drumming at those speeds which I won't bother because you probably never heard of them.

    So as a final request please saves us (and your self) and stop doing any other metal reviews. Thank you

  • The needle drops the ball.

  • You mispronounce alot of words dude, and you have terrible taste. Basically what I got out of your review is "this album resonates with my inner 13 year old, and it sounds different than anything they've done before, so it's good."

    I'll agree with you that this album would appeal to angsty young teens, but every album prior to this one was much more extreme. I was waiting for an extreme guitar solo, or some extreme vocals through the whole album. All I got was stale boring riffs + mediocre vox.

  • eyelid dievinimansanus........ jesus christ it would be impossible to butcher the pronunciation of that any further

  • Pete Sandoval is best!!

  • fuck yeah behold the arctopus

  • MA WAS NOT TRYING TO OUTSMART ANY OTHER BAND,THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO, THEY WERE UNIQUE! BUT NOW THEY SMELL LIKE ****!

  • IT'S NOT ABOUT THE RULES! IT JUST SUCKS!

  • Anyone ever tell you you sound like Kermit the frog?

  • Am i confused?

  • >saying anything good about this album

    ISHYGDDT

  • Behold The Arctopus!!!

  • That's an embarrassing review of an embarrassing album.

  • Listen. You do not know wtf you are talking about. The first death/thrash metal band that tried the metal/industrial fusion was Sepultura. And we all know how that went. Morbid Angel is morbid angel and some things need to stay the way they are. This album is pure garbage and they have lost thousands of long time fans just like shitallica. Thats where it stays.

  • bro thats Six Feet Under

  • I lol'd at "Dive in a man's anus." XD

  • Its not that they changed the sound what made this album disappointing, its that they cant do those styles well at all. Not to be pretentious but I do love when bands try out stuff, but this time, it just wasnt done right. Lou reed and metallica are another great example....

  • wait wait wait why are you spoofing the needle drop

  • WTF!!!???!?!?!!?!?!!?!??!

    Okay, your wrong because:

    Nu-metal is not mainstream anymore, yet they somehow decided to take all the worst elements from that genre, and made just about all the songs, exept three tracks wich are boring, even though they are a bit like the old songs, into a industrial pasted half done mix, with parts from all sorts of popular bands that dosent belong on this album.

    its like they wanted to experiment but it seems like they just threw it out to make some money.

  • Pete is still in the band. He is recovering from back surgery. This album is absolute garbage. How can anyone think this is a good album and that it "delivers?" This is the biggest slap in the face to death metal. The St. Anger of death metal.

  • @KHfan4ever23 Actually in a recent interview, Pete has just expressed that he doesnt like the new album, he is able to play now and he is not coming back to Morbid Angel. He will be in Terrorizer. He said maybe he will come back to Morbid Angel in a few years but is not happy with the creative direction of the band currently.

  • @arise212 I don't blame him for not going back. Morbid Angel is a fucking joke now after the shit they just put out. Blades of Baal and Nevermore are the strongest tracks on this album and if more of the songs were like this, this album would actually be good.

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  • Going beyond the boundaries of what is typically defined as death metal is not the problem with this album; it's that the band has no clue how to go beyond those boundaries, because it sounds like an experiment gone horribly wrong.

  • Yaaaaah with all the death metal subgenres, with bands mixing emo and death, core and death, I guess we should let this god awful shit have some validity as well... Thanks guys, I'm gonna go kill myself now

  • HAHA nice trolling man

  • This is hilarious trolling.

  • wtf. why not just name the band something else??? duhhh.

  • Is it just me or does he sound like Kermit the Frog?

  • NO NEW TECHNOLOGY SHIT..........MORBID ANGEL IS MORBID ANGEL.........MORBID ANGEL......PLS DON'T KILL UR MUSIC

  • The reviewer is a true true hardcore open minded poser.

  • Is that a Behold The Arctopus shirt?

  • So Getting fucked up the ass by a bunch of sell outsis new &

  • Has to be a troll, saying having no Pete is the best move they made has to be trolling, no one is that stupid surely lol

  • LoL this a troll

  • dude you mention Cannibal Corpse and put up a 6 Feet Under Cover.....HA!

  • Lulz the needle drop.

  • They didn't "fire" Pete Sandoval, he is temporarily out of the band in order to recover from some sort of back surgery

  • it's great that they decided to experiment, its not bad because it's different, its bad because it's poorly done. It's cheesy, the lyrics are not well thought out, the guitar riffs are repetitive and generic, and the industrial themes are very forced.

  • behold the whatever t shirt!

  • you had me going there for most of the video but then i got it, everything you said was a perfectly scripted trollstorm 10/10

  • "I love diving in a man's anus" lol

  • 8? hahaha!!!

  • However the latin title of the album is wrong -.-" They have totally failed.

  • sweet dude! Fuck that guy. 

  • Behold...the Arctopus t-shirt?

  • lol u just like that guy from the

  • Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

  • Pete Sandoval wasn't fired...he is just undertaking back surgery....anyways, great review.

  • Where's the Earth shirt? This is a metal review, after all.

  • Awesome  B...TA tee

  • Way to take Fantano's formula, and shit on it!

  • Why did I totally hear that album name as "I love to dive into a man's anus"?

  • lol

  • I really cant tell if hes trolling

  • cal what have u done

  • Hahahahah this was hillarious.

  • ...cool story bro.

  • I'll Dive in a Man's Anus?

  • I'd love to dive in a man's anus too.

  • I'm looking REALLY sexy in this video.

  • @theneedledrop It is more of a rant than a review?

  • Every reviewer always says that you have to be "open minded". I have been listening to Morbid Angel since the early 90's. I also listen to Samael and accept their change from Ceremony of Opposites" and beyond although I didn't get all of their CD's after Ceremony. I also listen to some Mortiis too. To me they're good and this album still SUCKS!!!. At least the others don't seem like they're rapping and singing about killing cops.  I can only listen to 3 songs off this CD and that's it.

  • great review, can you review karmablade?

  • Anthony's been trollin' hard lately.

  • @Veevil

    Oh, bullshit, it's obviously a parody. Grow up.

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  • Hey, where did the moustache guy go?

  • @beautionedup Keep mum on this, but he's one of the ... 10 MORE DEAD

  • Looking good Anthony!

  • Did Anthony get kicked in the head by a horse recently? He seems Wonkified or something now.

  • alright you got me. fine, I'm owned. I should bow out like a good

    little bitch and refrain anymore from engaging in trite arguments with

    you lowlifes. its just not worth it anymore. you people are

    unnaccepting of others who are different from you. yeah, I get it. I

    understand. I guess I do have better things to do with my time than

    piss around and argue with you people.

  • Just so you know, I have been in contact with Mr. Fantano and his lawyer, not to mention the Youtube Investigators, and they think they have a case. A copy of this video has been secured as evidence, so it doesn't matter if you delete it now. I'd advise you to contact your lawyer, Mr. Necro. You will be hearing from us very soon.

  • @Veevil Sincere thanks for the advanced warning, but it matters little since I have Cal Chuchesta, attorney-at-law on retainer.

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  • @Veevil are you fucking serious? This is far from illegal. You daft cunt. Fantano's videos are on youtube IE public property. Go hide back in your hipster shack and suck a chode.

  • NEAL

  • thankk you Anthony! most of the rewiews for this album are pretencious andwrong. Morbid Agnel 4ever!

  • Oh, I see you invited you little gang of children to rally to your defense. Sorry to inform you all that my resolve is unyielding, and Anthony's good name shall be avenged. Chew on that for a while, kids.

  • @Veevil Do you think bands go on a quest for vengeance when Fantano dishes out an unfavorable review? Should they? Let me know what you think. Leave a comment below. Forever.

  • @Necrometer I was in a band for about a year (since broken up), and once while were discussing our dreams that, sadly, will never be realized, the topic of potential future reviews came up. We all agreed that if someone gave us a bad review, we would beat up that reviewer, if possible. Or do something to ruin him. I can't speak for any band given an unfavorable review by Anthony, but I would hope that they realize such a review was truly deserved. If not, I have Anthony's back.

  • @Veevil Did your band manage to record anything? I do track reviews for $5, album reviews for $10.

  • @Necrometer No, nothing was ever recorded. Even if there were some recordings, I wouldn't let you near any of them. This is for your own protection. I don't want to have to seek physical retribution and soil my fists on your person, I just want you to stop attacking Anthony with your unwarranted harassment. So delete this video now!

  • @Veevil

    You're calling everyone in here kids and then you go on to say you and your band decided to "beat up" anyone that gave your band a bad review?

  • @Veevil Physical Retribution! lol...

  • @Veevil you only soil your fists on Anthony's "fantano".

  • @Veevil

    Why are you so mad at the internet?

  • This video continues to gnaw at me. Anthony works hard to produce his wonderfully insightful and heartfelt album reviews, and he does not deserve this kind of slanderous ridicule.  How dare you? Youtube has been notified, so your day or reckoning is coming soon, Mr. Necrowhatever.

  • @Veevil I'm not sure I understand the complaint, but thanks for your words of appreciation of my work!

  • @Veevil Just a heads up that by posting that comment everyone on Youtube has been notified that you are a pussy.

  • @Veevil

    Hahahahhahaah!

    Yes! Just so fired up! Get YouTube on him!

  • @Veevil Oh my... nobody please critique the critic! Reality might implode, or whiny simpering morons might go cry to the teacher. Maybe both?

  • I think you've been sniffing glue. Even if you have an open mind this sucks

  • LMFAO

  • ...in a man's anus?

  • find your own voice/style, it might be less boring. this comes off as bitter and hack-y

  • Fantano is the Dane Cook of metal reviews. Expect fans equally as clueless, humorless, and retard enabling.

  • @nnubiletus No one should ever utter his name, he is among the most douchey of all douchiest.

  • I guess 2 people dislike getting laid by chicks!

  • Not cool.  Anthony should sue.

  • What about book reviews...you know what I'm thinkeng.

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