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  • That isn't Russian news btw, it's a Dnepropetrovsk station which is in eastern Ukraine. And btw, to me it didn't look like he was touching himself.

  • Ukrainian news

  • how old people can be racist!

  • If his dick was on his knee, then he was definitely jerking off.

  • Probably some stripper under his desk and he's wiping the shame off on his sleeve. Lmfao

  • lol caught "bare handed" xp

  • The peoole who post this are idiots.unless his dick is 2 feet away from his hand,i doubt hes masturbating

  • 0:27

    there was a girl under the desk making that sound XD

  • Why the fuck did he do that that in the presence of so many people?

  • @TheGodfatherSahil12 Do what. Touch his knee with his hand?

  • Thumbs if you came here after watching 'The Soup'.

  • @idontfkinknow1234 kettle, pot, black?

  • If he was masturbating, he has the biggest dick ever. He was reaching off to the side. He was probably scratching his thigh, and then noticed the break was over and had to resume. I don't think he would masturbate with colleagues right behind him. Come on now.

  • that's the funniest thing ever

  • 0:26 FAIL

  • I used to think this was real but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • no one acts that surprised for nothing.

  • 1:30 Please tell me that's just graphical artifacting...

  • 'Good Day New York' had a dude who did the same thing. They showed a clip of it on The Soup (on the E! channel) one time.

  • Russian Onion News rocks!!!!

  • best news cast EVER! they ain't afraid to laugh n smile.. unlike on fox news.

  • hmm could of spilled coffee on his lap 

  • dude...his hand is about a feet away from his willy..come on tyt....this is stupid...just because he pulled himself together from whatever he was doing, when the camera got back on him, doesn't mean he was masturbating...

  • He'd have to have a bloody long and very adjacent erection if he was knocking one off.

  • lol its not real morans

    unless he has a third leg

    hes probably trying to eat or drink something dorks

    the young dorks

  • LOL at Ana's gasp!

  • @chickenwingufokid yeah that's at 0:41 and that saved a reach for the soundboard for Alexandra Wallace's OHHHH

  • He wasn't doing anything. Poor guy is probably embarrassed because of everyone's dirty mind.

  • Location location location

  • Now THAT is news.

  • He was probably just adjusting it.

  • Honestly, it looks like there is something to the side of him that he jerks his hands out of. I vote Not Guilty. He pulls his hands down and from the side, not in the middle and up like one would expect to see.

  • Keep pressing 7.

  • Plus, Ana's snorting laughter is so... Blair from The Facts of Life. Girls! Girls! Ha ha! Early 80's pop culture joke... relevant.

  • At about 1:22 the angle of the arm on top of the desk is the angle the arm would have to have been at under the desk to... ya know, and it doesn't appear to be. Because of that, it is either fake or a real anchor was maybe eating or drinking and got some schmutz on his hand. I have no explanation for the method of hand cleansing he chose; ye old scraping the butter knife on this side, then the other. A truly revolting sight regardless of slutty subsequent viewing. Also, he could be a sick freak.

  • 1:25 - 1:27, nice laugh Cenk, not only do you look like a pig, but you also snort like a pig. THUMBS THIS UP SO CENK UYGUR CAN SEEE THIS

  • INNOCENT! He was obviously not ready to go on air, and he must be required to have both hands on the table so he quickly put his other hand which was dangling to the side back up

  • @nicholasfrisby drinking a beverage???, under the table 0_o??? , while is eyes were fixated on that segment. Ok we can go with that. Call me crazy but why would you need to wipe your entire hand from drinking something from a bottle or crumbs from a snack.

  • ana <3

  • DISASTER! Guilty.

  • Where's all the "In Soviet Russia" jokes?

  • Crazy Russians and their masturbating news anchors.

  • You can see his arm through the table and it was no where near the crotch. Still funny

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  • Then why did he wipe the hand on his shirt? You can't see his hand while it's under the table. What you are actually seeing is the studio's reflection on the top of the table.

  • @Rawrlor: There is a gap between the glass and the table. Look at other areas on the table, the glass is not touching the table. Is not a reflection.. Play it full screen you will see

  • There's a time and place for everything. 

  • Definitely wasn't masturbating, but still funny.

  • @:27 Ana w/ the ching-chang ling-long advert.

  • either he's got the world's longest penis or ana's got the world's longest & exaggerated gasp! either way. we have a world record here.

  • He was wiping off the condensation. If there was any jizz on his hand, it would be a lot easier to see...

  • lol @ Ana's hammy gasp

    And for crying out loud, just pause it! His hand was away from his pants!

  • Well, when you're "drunk", you are technically "high". Just two different colloquialisms that refer to the intoxicating effect of two different substances. Alcohol is an intoxicant in the same way that THC is an intoxicant. THC is a depressant, whereas alcohol is technically both a depressant and a stimulant.

  • @GoodManBadSerf Wrong. You have the effects switched.

  • @EJ9832 I don't have anything switched. I said BOTH a depressant and a stimulant, NOT first a depressant, then a stimulant.

  • @EJ9832 OK now you really have things switched. I wasn't talking about the order of the effects, but that you had switched the effects of THC with alcohol. THC is the one that is both a stimulant and depressant, not alcohol.

  • i wish it was real but it wasnt, check the position of his hand, you cant have an old fashion beat off with your arm facing outward under the desk away from the body.

  • IS ANA FUCKEN SNORTING LOLOLOL

  • Yeah. I like to store my dick in a cabinet underneath my desk to the left of my legs, too. This was retarded.

  • @TruthDevours right.

  • I'm gonna Soundboard Ana's gasp and masterbate to that!!

  • I knew a lifeguard that would sit in a booth with a window where swimmers could only see his upper body and he'd jerk off to people swimming a few dozen times a week. It was actually me

  • @mjordan1998 I KNEW I wasn't the only one that can no longer go to swimming parks without getting aroused...

  • Pee Wee Herman's cousin. I LOVE Ana's gasp! To quote the MSM: "Heh...Ssseriously?"

  • He wasn't masturbating. Look at the fucking video correctly next time...

  • he was not! lol! you want funny, 1 day the weather channel glitched all day and it looked like the big black weather man was furiously masturbating as fast as he could, i'm just thankful i was smoking green that day! lol

  • Not real, but damn funny!

  • His cock is on his right thigh is it?? Stupid.

  • What you think his dick is attached to his right knee.

    C'mon there must be 15 people in that room...its a TV studio..please!

  • @ZIGSVIDS Why you got to kill the moment? People are just having fun.

  • @ZIGSVIDS There was an incident where a worker was watching porn during a CNBC show.

  • @ZIGSVIDS you're right, he's gotta have a 3 inch penis like you

  • @redryan20000 a pathetic comment from a low life peice of shit....thats you buddy,absolute shit.

  • @ZIGSVIDS so much that you had to repeat it over and over again in one sentence, all the while never refuting your 3 inch dick :)

  • @ZIGSVIDS he wiped his hand on his sleeve , he was def doing something :p

  • ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL­LLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Another lame ass tyt video, you guys are starting to become one of those 'E' gossip shows. Obviously the dude wasn't jerking off, he was probably just had his hands relaxed and got back into a professional position when the camera came back on. This reminds me of when you all judged Megan fox getting a tattoo...smh

  • Man that guy must use a wheelchair because it must be impossible to walk with a horses dick.

  • lol wow ana is so naive.

  • ok the guy's hand didnt seem to be between his legs, but on the right of his right thigh. the nigga was just taking a quick swig, dammit

  • fake

    

  • I find this hard to masturbate to.

  • I applaud the man for jacking off to a 30 second clip of a stripper. Come on really guys you think he needs to masturbate that bad to a 30 second clip. He is Drinking water

  • This is news?! I hope they have better stories once they move to Current TV because this is retarted! There is alot going on in our country and this is what they are reporting on?!?!?!

  • @SeatownGreen whatever the hell they want to

  • @FengxianLeTerrible

    You are making as much sense as a GOP front runner!

  • @SeatownGreen no seriously, they go over whatever story they want to. im guessing youre a bit new to tyt? theyve done plenty of irrelevant news stories. especially cenk and his kinky stories

  • @SeatownGreen too much derp

  • @SeatownGreen It's not that this is big news; I think this is their way of making it so that they don't dread going to work everyday. Imagine if all they talked about was social injustice, political corruption, the threat being simultaneously involved in a third war (with Iran)... I really think of it as their way to wind down before going home.

  • @SeatownGreen hey not all news needs to be about corruption and death, get a sense of humor

  • @SeatownGreen They have 3 hours of news with about half of it dedicated to politics, rest of it is fun stories. i dont want to listen to 3 hours of depressing shit, but hey maybe you do

  • No way, to many ppl around and behind the camera to do something that stupid!

  • The guy would not have been there all by himself just as the guy at TYT is not there by himself. It is funny, however, if you let yourself go with it.

  • His hand was covering somewhere away from his crotch... So CLEARLY he was caught jerking someone ELSE of.

    I have a hard time believing people are THAT stupid to believe this.

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Not real. But lets just pretend it is because it's just to funny.

  • I think it was most likely a joke or a mistake. Unless you think he has a dick growing out of his knee.

  • In Soviet Russia your hands masturbate you.

  • I think his hand was actually to the right of his lap, actually. that said, tee hee.

  • who doesn't jerk off to strippers....

  • Maybe he's gay and was so bored by the stripper segment he started texting.

  • ana's gasp was the BEST, and no way he was jerking it. probably on his phone or some shit because unless his dick is 10 ft long it isnt by the side of his knee

  • Anna Politkovskaya is rolling in her grave over this bullshit. Integrity! mother fuckers DO YOU HAVE IT?!?!?!?!

  • Yes alcohol gets you high. High, drunk same meaning.

  • I wish I could have a sneaky 5 seconds wank : / would be handy for college

  • Yeah because his dick is all the way over there. Anyone who thinks he was jerking off is a fuckin idiot.

  • It's not real!!! It's too funny, Yes high on vodka :)

  • I bet it was a bottle of water.

  • @TheJam1192 or a bottle of Smirnoff

  • Must've been a little parakeet.

  • Can you imagine what that desk must look like at the end of that day?

  • probably eating finger food

  • Caught him spankin LOL.

  • so at first i was like lolol lol o o loololol

    but then i was like who the fuck cares?......

  • Quagmire is russian xD

  • GLORIOUS OINKING BETWEEN 1:25-1:27 !!!

  • FAKE. he could have wiped his hand on his trousers

  • Maybe he has a very long penis XD

    And he can jerk it from his knee XD

  • This is stupid, clearly had a drink! Yes it was funny but he obviously wasn't masturbating!

  • @joefish41 exactly... I immediately thought drinking on the set.

  • he could have played it off but he had to jerk his hand up

  • This is what I think about this >>> youtube.com/watch?v=XPhFuNlexc­M

  • @AlexPanzerADT cut out the yt.com part....

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  • nope he was not spanking it. my guess he had a drink under there and had condensate on his hand or spilled it when he jerked his hand away...lol jerked.

  • Totally fake, and totally funny. 

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  • Was his penis floating in mid air a foot away from him?

  • The wipe is so gross. He could top it by licking his fingers.

  • IN Communist SOVIET USSR, Stripper Masturbate while watching Video OF YOU

  • It was obviously a joke by the Russian News anchor, and you Americans didn't understand that at all? That's Pathetic!

  • @Pellegrino80 Yeah, we know News Anchors usually make those kind of jokes all the time.

  • Ana's gasp - Soundboard please.

  • he wasn't

  • he wasn't

  • Watching strippers while reading the news and I......Jizz in my pants.

  • I has it. LOL

  • He was just test fireing it. No big deal.

  • cgi

  • Dumbest thing I've ever seen. So, what he's ok to have a mas in front of everyone in the studio, to a 2 minute news clip, but then suddenly stops when he's being filmed? Shit off. There's people watching him the whole time. No one would have a mas in front of a studio crew. Come on. FFS.

  • The Turks were being facetious. You guys do understand that right?

  • Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap oh shit!

  • He was not masturbating.

  • This is ridiculous. Makes me want to unsubscribe.

  • 0:27 Ana's "Awwwhh"

  • He was eating nachos and wiped the cheese : )

  • I like Ana's "gnhhhhhh"

  • okay, everybody's got a solid theory for what he could have been doing with his hands that did not involve playing with his dick, but can anybody explain the *wipe wipe wipe*? having a hard time wrapping my brain around that part...

  • a news anchor, but still human. who cares

  • Almost as embarrassing as Rick Perry is to the GOP

  • No, he probably was eating and put the sandwich or whatever away. The producers and the rest of the crew are everywhere. His dick isnt on his right knee as well. No go... wasn't meat beating.

  • looks like hiis shirt was tucked in and like his hand was to far from his crotch couldve just been scratching his leg

  • 1:25

  • >masturbating over strippers on a screen.

    I really hoped people didn't still do that in the 21st century...

  • bfd Fox news blows all over themselves every day.

  • maybe he had some grease on his phone?

  • You can see below his elbow, so there's no way his hand was on his crotch. It seems much more likely he was handling food, after which he wiped his hand on his jacket. However, it certainly looked dodgy as the way he wiped his hand only drew attention to his mistake.

  • Checking his phone

  • His hand was off to the side, unless he got the biggest one in the world he wasn't whackin it

  • Ana's GASP. 0:27 I keep repeating it

  • If it was food why didn't he lick his fingers ? Huh !

  • you guys blind or what? unless his dick is like 3 feet long, he wasn't touching it.

  • That laugh was pretty embarrassing 1:24