Atheism Week Day 6: How low can you go?

[AbigalFerris]

You dont want people degrading atheism yet you mock other relions..... ( im not even catholic)

[UnseenChaos]

Drastically improved my mood!  Thank you!

[renegade2142]

Pope Chinidict the 14thish. "You have a break room, please use it..." Awesome.

[AnemosThrowback]

If he admits that that part of the bible is fake...isn't that kind of admitting that the rest of it is fake too? "Yeah. This it turns out is wrong. But you keep believing this other stuff! Here--have another shot of the blood of christ !" lol...

[UncertainTruth]

pope benCHINdict...lol.....no....ok­

[intellectualman100]

that is really hysterically funny

[Konradicals]

gay

[Konradicals]

THAT POTTATO IS SOO............

[TurkeySandwich75]

somebody register that site, please

[Paintball5225]

fourteenish...

[Nades129]

lol omg. I love the one who makes this videos. MORE POPE VIDEOS

[daniel2824]

hahahaha i love these videos... haha they so funny!

[quietAtheist20]

*****

OMFSM (oh my flying spaghetti monster)

that was funny.

[HaloNightWanderer]

Oh so you do know all dogs go to heaven hahaha sorry I thought you didn't know. Question...why isn't your pope speaking latin? It's the first language he has to know.And as always...why are you only questioning the christian/catholic faith? Where you raised catholic? And are you angry at your parents about it?

[Noctokage]

Are you a psychologist? shut up.

[HaloNightWanderer]

Yes I am,are you a retard?I don't recall asking you a question.Atheists are supposed to be the moral,tolerant,intellinget folk.Please stop trying to prove that they are just as stupid as theists.

[Noctokage]

Beg pardon, for a second there I thought I was going to read a coherent comment. Atheists aren't SUPPOSED to be anything other than people who don't believe in an intangible sky wizard. I'm flattered that you lump all of those lovely adjectives in with the categorization of my stance on the existance of a God, but I can't in good conscience let you stereotype us as better than you, not all of us anyway.

[HaloNightWanderer]

Atcually I was just repeating what one of you told me yesterday. I kindo of figured he had to be wrong.You are still human after all aren't you.That would make you just as stupid as everyone else. *side note* Are you overly bored or something,because I'm not a theist so attacking me won't mean jack shite.

[Noctokage]

If you're not a theist, then you're an atheist which means that "one of you" is also one of you. As long as that is all cleared up. And as human as I am, that doesn't mean all humans are the same (as a psychologist, I would presume I don't need to tell you this). Not overly bored, not attacking, but you're human so I'll allow you to draw whatever kind of conclusions your imagination exhibits.

[HaloNightWanderer]

By the way...why are you flattered if my comment is incoherent?

[Noctokage]

The incoherency of your comment was actually unrelated to the flattery. I DID, immediately afterward I believe, tell you why I was flattered.

[HaloNightWanderer]

Yes you did,but to have been able to make a coherent following statement you would have first have had to understood what I said. Which would mean my statement if at all muddled would still not be incoherent.

*tag your it* ~waits for you to comment back...again~

[Noctokage]

If ultimately we must decide whether a particular passage is a) coherent, or b) incoherent; Coherency is then known to be defined as ultimately coherent, as in containing no inconsistancies in coherency. The entirety of the passage must be accepted as coherent for the entire passage to be coherent. Felt I the need to pick apart your comment and say that I expected a completely coherent one as opposed to a partially coherent one would have been more effort to the same effect.

[HaloNightWanderer]

hahaha wow you are so wrong and yet so...wordy. Can I have some of whatever you have been smoking? It must be good stuff.

[Noctokage]

Is that a rebuttle? Well that was short lived, though I shouldn't have expected a better exchange about the semantics of english language with someone obviously unlearned in them.

[HaloNightWanderer]

If you really believe what you just said you should go back and check your grammar on a few statements you made. But if you really want to know....No it was on a rebuttal(check your spelling while you are at it) I told you I was only commenting do to boredom.If you would like to hold hands and just rip the english language a new one thought I am all up for that as well.

~waits some more~

[Noctokage]

If you really believe what you just said(,) you should go back and check your grammar on a few statements you made. But if you really want to know....No it was (not) a rebuttal(check your spelling while you are at it)(,) I told you I was only commenting (due) to boredom.( )If you would like to hold hands and just rip the english language a new one though(-t)(,) I am all up for that as well.

[HaloNightWanderer]

That's cute,but I said your grammar not mine. I already know my grammar is a horrid thing. I was not the one that said I was learned. Now can you check and correct your own,or should I wait for you to correct his awell.

[Noctokage]

Double standards are fun, aren't they? I never said I was learned. No, you needn't wait any longer, as I won't be responding further seeing as how this conversation no longer exists within the scope of the video and is no longer anything beyond two people throwing ego at eachother.

[HaloNightWanderer]

I wasn't attacking her. I was just wondering.Try not to get offended when someone says something you don't understand.

*fail*

[HaloNightWanderer]

oh oh oh and do you want me to guess what your dysfunction is? I mean just seeing as we don't seem to have anything better to do today.

[irkentye]

So... Wait... You mean, being coherent means.... being coherent?... Wow! What an amazing concept! You must really enjoy pretending to be smart...

[Noctokage]

Yes, it does and I wouldn't have needed to make the point if other people wouldn't try to split hairs by subjecting their own cock-eyed definitions to terms used. Go eat a cock-flavored popsicle if you can't keep up with the 3 month-old debate, idiot.

[jwil2570]

HA HA

[JNRbamyai]

so funny hilarious i love anythng that takes the piss out of reilgion escpecially the pope and catholics those gay waraping swain anyway awsome vid keep em coming

[nirvanawd08]

that was HILARIOUS!!!!!

[Torchmark]

SHOWTIME! Can't stop laughing!

[therugdoctoranimesux]

HAHAHAHA this is awesome!!! Normally these chin characters freak me out, but this is downright hilarious! *favourited*

[Velayasha]

Atheist cops always trippin'/tryin' to get a christian/ planting drugs on us so we can get a long sentence

Harrassin' chriggaz on the streets/ checkin' us for weapons/ illegal search and seizure where the marijuana's kept in

They hate to see a christian makin' money and cash/ We get harrassed like the blacks used to be in the past

Don't get caught in the System. The Atheist Man is after us/ From North to South and New York to Los Angelos.

[bacon4247]

after we rid the world of religion I vote we rid the world of videos shot upside down with stuff drawn on peoples chins

[ak1048]

Haha, this was brilliant! Wonderful video, I enjoyed this one.

[TuneInTurnonWakeup]

Sheer plaugurism of 'Red Dwarf' in the visual, however the script was funny as fuck. Nicely researched. If I had a hat, I'd tip it. I don't, so I'll just salute instead. You can't see my salute; so you'll just have to imagine. My salute. Think Clint Eastwood in any and every war WW2 movie he has appeared in. I salute like that. I'm not as tall, though. Not sure that's relevant but.. What was the question again?

[brutus149]

"Anyone taking minutes here" fracking awesome, so say we all.

We need to go back to the good old days when there were 3 Popes at one time.

[tvilot]

PERFECT!!

[orngconty]

lolz!

[godverdegodverdomme]

Fif-Fif-Fo-Thee-dish, *inhale* sooo..

Absolutely priceless !!

[Elofthewood]

Hahaha, brilliant!

[Athrek]

superb! good job!

[blahblah12321]

HAHA!!!! That was brilliant!!!!!

[athiestbeanz]

what are the little people made from?

[athiestbeanz]

dw i figured it out, you sit upside down and put the hat/hair on ur chim and cover ur face and body.

i'm amazing! hehe

[kxgirl333]

ha ha ha i want to be a pope

[yingyangmonkeymaster]

He's the sixteenth by the way. And the catholic church really is like an alternate mind for some.

[AppleeSaucee]

16th ... :P

[Respectab13]

so funny

[Respectab13]

hilarious video. That's exactly what happened too

[Natovs]

haha I loved that. reminds me of " hey look on page 46, it says jebus thats a typo right.?"

[guitarz333]

BAT SHIT CRAZY!!! ALL OF 'EM (religions, that is)

[jamesmidiadventure]

fucking brilliant. i ve got one. if christians had the power, would they let athiests into heaven if they all suddenly died so there were no athiests left on earth, ey.

[gerald1378]

Jesus came to die 4 us. it what is said about him. if u dont belive that? then cool its ur choose. but please tell me. he was not a good man. name 1 person he killed. hurt, or did not show love or compassion to? no fools need to answer. i dont expect a relpy.

[rjbowlin]

Well depends on your belief... If Jesus is Lord...Then he is to blame for wiping out the population of the earth once, the 1st born of Eygypt, Jobs family...etc. He was rude to his mom a couple times...and a lemon tree.But then if he inspired his own book, its hard to imagine him presenting himself in a poor light.

[gerald1378]

ur not looking at the biger picture. there is a planetX heading this way. and ur nit picking? the cost here is nothing. but the cost he cost he gave was all. he was either a mad man to put himself through that pain. or really God as he said. but if he was not even here. then why r we so trying to prove he wasnt here? u dont c people debating the world shape any more. because it has been proven. But we r still debating about God? any way thanks for coming across in a good maner. cheers.

[DeusMortemEst]

Evidence, please.

[gerald1378]

the evidence is in the history books, in the ground. writen accounts, the fact of the matter is I can give more evidance that God is, as much as u can not give me that He is not. what there is out there point more to my favour. rather than to urs.

[R055HP]

No, not a single writer of the time mentioned Jesus until decades after his supposed death. Evidnece, I think not.

[gerald1378]

please come back when ur brain has developed fully. ur only 14. what has time to do with truth or a lie? just because 2day u get news straight away. remmber thses people were on the run from people just like ur self. who wanted them dead because it stoped u from ur good time life. where u care not who u hurt. or 4 ur actions. grow up. child.

[R055HP]

If you are going to patronise me over my age then you are not worth discussion. And I still concur Jesus Christ's existence has no primary evidence.

[rockinraffi]

He probably existed, but he must have been a political radical that sought to agitate the masses against the Romans. There is much wisdom atributed to him, and I believe he must have been a remarkable individual, considering the fact that his existence marked a turning point in human history.

Of course, myth and fact become intertwined through the ages. If he existed, he must have been a terribly influencial man, to the point that neither Jewish nor Roman elites wanted him around the masses.

[R055HP]

Indeed, but I doubt he would enjoy the state of modern Christianity.

[gerald1378]

than u dont know ur history. and just for u info. the old testament spoke of him . and every thing that was writen came true. but what do u care. keep living ur life. and i will live mine and we will c at the end who is right. U better hope iam wrong. becuase u hv more to lose

[R055HP]

What does that have to do with history?! You idiot! The Old Testament does not mention Jesus! And the New Testament was written decades after he died! I have no evidence so therefore no reason to believe.

[paulabearrrr]

agreed

[gerald1378]

u hv not even read the bible . so how would u know if it dose or dosent say his name. that is ignorant. putting me down because of my spelling. is because u have no other valid pionts so like a child u go for the easy way . bullying, and hurt. Yer sing ur song of hate. its just good that ur not leading the atheism , becuse ur not just an atheist. ur just full of hate. unlike most of those who follow there atheism which have a heart and mind for good.

[rockinraffi]

Typical ignorant Jesus freak that doesn't even know how to write. Have you noticed how the more ignorant they are, the more religious they get?

[gerald1378]

ignorant is what u have writen here. Ignorance is why there was no real report on 911, and it will be the same ignornce that the usa will become a socilacist country joining with the u.n when hilary rodman gets in power. good luck, lets see who crys out for God mercy then, when all ur chooses, freedoms and rights r taken away. then U will cey out for the rocks to fall on u.

[DaWoyias]

i'm sorry but this is very irrelevant... hilary will never get into power silly

[gerald1378]

watch and learn. if iam wrong then I will wear it. and u can say" Itold u so" untill then cheers.

[rjbowlin]

I don't know of any evidence that he does exist that would not also point to another persons idea of an imaginary creature also causing it to exist. e.g. If someone claimed that it was satan or a unicorn who created the earth, and as proof go outside and look at it, it is obvious that someone created it, and that someone is my ....insert deity here. History doesn't seem to either unless your speaking specifically of the bible as history. Jesus isn't supported,neither is the exodus from Egypt.

[gerald1378]

egypt dose suport the exodus. u cant find this info because u choose not 2 look deeper in 2 it. u think people like me follow blindly a fairy tale. what do u think keeps us going in a world that dosent want us around because we r raining on there party of doing what they like? study. and not just the bible.history. culture, geography, every thing we do 2day has a start some were. finding that start and and the truth is the hard part.

[R055HP]

There is no evidence the Hebrews were were ever in Egypt.

[R055HP]

Deeper? As in within fantasy books? Egyptians did not take Hebrew slaves in the time of the 'Exodus'.

[fshadowp]

Very funny and creative.

[kuriisu]

Despite being a catholic I have my own heretical ideas but who cares anyway being right isn't where being a good guy comes from that would be that heart. That guy doesn't earn alot of kudos from me with his waving act at crowds atop his glass jar.

[lainysworld]

lol

[Heathensrule]

This is a funny video. Considering "Limbo" and "Hell" are make believe, we don't have to worry about babies and sinners going to any of these places. It is hard for me not to be angry with religious adherents. Maybe it is not their fault due to geographics and parenting. When will this insanity end?

[prakkari]

Jebb..they also admitted in 1992 that Galileo was right about the earth not being the center of the universe. Joshua probaly stopped the earth instead of the sun as the doctrine says. Easy mistake. Good to get such confirmation.

It was the pope Paul that made the timely correction. You knof the guy with the heavy pointy hat, that was so golden and massive that he could not hold his head up?

[Zetimenvec]

yeah, when the catholic church did that, it really bothered me. I feel that action was the event that solidified my lack of belief.

[DeusMortemEst]

Excuse my ignorance, but as far as I know, limbo is an abscure activity you do at bad parties. Is that really what the Vatican has been preatching? Someone, please explain that to me.

[SandmanOpiate]

It's a nicely obscure part of the catholic doctrine, a source of great Sci-Fi and Fantasy tomfoolery.

The opt-out for babies who don't get baptised before they die.

How the f*ck can you send a baby to hell?

Hmmmm... Limbo. Nothing cancels original sin but baptism, so wtf?

WTF exactly.

[DeusMortemEst]

So unbaptised babies have to dance limbo for eternity?

Yeah, WTF indeed. Especially considdering that fact that small babies can't even stand upright.

[gerald1378]

the chathlic chuch was set up to control. the pope(s) r man who think there gods. and that is want is wrong with religon. find the truth? look at the 1 who started it. did he say kill in my name? did he say set up a kindom that will rule over others? no he just die 4 us. and we as usual got it wrong. and followed fools. cheers

[cboxgo]

or did he?

[viathore]

And obviously one more for biologists: decide that we do not come after all from any animals, it's immoral and disgusting! And, biologists, remember, if you don't decide this, our children will behave like monkeys!!!

[viathore]

How about scientists meeting and deciding like that about some facts? Here are my proposals:

1. Biologists: dispose of infectious bacteria.

2. Physicists: decide that it is not after all possible to split the atom.

3. Mathematicians: decide that 100+100 = 1000 (we'd all be rich).

4. Astronomers: impose that there is not just one, but two stars in our solar system (would be nice to see a double sunset).

5. Economists: decide that profits always go up irrespective of the demand and supply.

[TheBlueFalconX]

Yes. I agree. I vote on number 4. We could do with a double sunset aswell as the increase in temperature from an extra sun. It'd have to be a star however that is of less mass than our Sun and somewhere further than Mars. This way we benefit from the possibility of having liquid water on Mars.

[cboxgo]

No viathore because if you bought two items costing $100 each then you'd be charged $1000. Good points otherwise. :)

[Elaina43]

"Please disburse." OMGawd, lmao. Enjoy your spa day.

P.S. I'm loving your vids, Micki!

[ivarbt]

An instant classic! :D

[oduwatcher]

I was scared there for a minute. I thought all those Catholic Jamaican professional limboers were going to be out of a job! ;-)

[WizardJim]

This is the age of mega lulz!