kurgan versus candy

[smashthegrannyootye]

If in doubt lick her out

[smashthegrannyootye]

I'd smash the granny oot ae candy

[mattersOVERmissiles]

candy looks sweet

[susiecuue]

"I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it... I'm sexy and I know it!"

[MoltenGoodness]

her main weapon is the many types of VD she is carrying. I bet she has a tongue like a cat!

[KaitainCPS]

@MoltenGoodness

It would suck to pick up herpes as an immortal.

[MoltenGoodness]

@KaitainCPS lol no shit!!

[bienenpabst]

@VieilleGardeEstMort "and the last one " sounds so negative !

[bienenpabst]

@VieilleGardeEstMort nono ...he didnt kill candy ,because after they where together ,she told it to the reception man !

[totih144]

in italiy is

Candy : Ciao sono candy

kurgan: e scommetto che sei dolce

it means :"ih, I'm candy"

Kurgan "and I bet you're sweet"

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@totih144 Pffft, Kurgan sei piace le dolce :P

[KronnangDunn]

6 people have Diabetus...

[bienenpabst]

AND NOW:::CANDY WILL GET THE BEST FUCK IN HER LIVE !

[shadow7112]

Mr. crabs at his scary and funniest

[KaitainCPS]

Funnily enough, "Candy" is the British former glamour model Corinne Russell putting on an American accent.

[AngryDave113]

@KaitainCPS Yep! She was one of Hill's Angels, too. The really flexible one with the cute gerbil cheeks. I've had a crush on her for the longest time.

[KaitainCPS]

The Kurgan is scared by the spikes of his own sword flicking out. Watch him flinch.

[ClassicTVful]

"Of course you are." LOL Kurgan was one scary dude!

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

"Ew, what the hell did you do up here? It smells like something died in here."

"Of course it does."

"No, seriously, I'm going to barf!"

"Of course you are.

Guy in next Scene: My name is Candy, by the way.

"... Of course it is."

[2wingo]

@LeeroyJenkinsstudio Rifftrax FTW!!!!!!

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@2wingo Of course it is ;)

[MrSentinel2814]

She was hot.  I wonder what other movies she went on to um.... do.

[Sevv9220]

I won't dare imagine what they did with that sword

[bienenpabst]

dind candy survive,this century fuck with him?

[wishwizard]

he get immortal aids, cause they must feel pain since they still feel pain from getting stabbed and wounded.

[miccolo83]

Aye, he could be an eternal itcher fer sure, lol.

[julian73de]

legend

[jcpadmore]

I imagine that, judging by the hotel owner's comments after Candy leaves, that Mr Victor Kruger (i.e the Kurgan) liked to tie her up and give her anal. I guess he would be quite rough with her too, maybe wanking her off with the pommel of his sword or some shit. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[KaitainCPS]

@jcpadmore

In the novelization, it says that the Kurgan just sticks to the basics with Candy, and that he is pretty much bored by sex after 3000 years.

[jcpadmore]

@KaitainCPS - I've owned the book for years and years, but I don't remember that bit in it! I must've forgotten it. There's some cool extra stuff in it at the beginning when the Kurgan fights someone in a desert I think and some more about Connor MacLeod and Sunda Kastagir in Africa. It's a long time since I read my book (at least 10 years!). I'll have to dig it out and read it again. It's quite a rare book now I think.

[KaitainCPS]

@jcpadmore

Right at the start the Kurgan fights an immortal Mongol knight, I think on the Asian steppes. And, yes, there's a section where MacLeod is captured by the Zulus and has to fight Cetewayo's champion, whom Kastagir tricks MacLeod into thinking is another immortal, as a joke to make him fight much longer and harder than was necessary, trying to decapitate the bloke with a blunt spear. (Kastagir subsequently helps MacLeod escape.)

[GirAddict]

Remember he is Mr. Krabs!!!

[Nexus974]

"kurgan versus candy"

I would say my money is on candy, but I think that would be in poor taste.

[jblcn1042]

@Nexus974 she would kill the Kurgan with STD's lol

[michelrpg]

@Nexus974 Poor taste is often the best kind :)

[TheMattwolf]

I wonder. Can Immortals pass diseases on to other people, even if they don't get it themselves? I mean, there haven't been any reoccurances of the Black Plague in modern times, but I suppose it's possible.

[mazrimtaim10]

@TheMattwolf

I assume that Immortals, since they can't become sick, never have any diseases. Even if they caught something, I'd assume their fast healing would kill any virus that got into them. In the TV show, Duncan's one girlfriend is a doctor and asks for a sample of his blood but that never goes anywhere so I don't know if there'll ever be a concrete answer.

[dengeist]

You just know he wrecked that....

[DrBananaKing7000]

So, did they fight? Where was Candy's weapon?

[AvEryBadApPLe]

@DrBananaKing7000 yeah, only for who wanted to get on top. lol

[agentvirgo]

@DrBananaKing7000 - remember, STDs are like Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.

[MrWiLDAPEMAN]

@DrBananaKing7000 In her pants

[sokarsfleet]

WELL i can tell you someone lost they're head when it was over if you know what i mean

[Hecatean]

He borrowed a Bonds gag.

[clix411]

What if he would have gotten AIDS?

[dschonsie]

@clix411 he would have cut off the head of every single virus. that's why he wants to live forever. there're many of them.

[clix411]

@dschonsie well yeah haha it was a joke

[TheJohnnyCotts]

I used the "Of course you are" line (complete with Kurgan-like voice) on a stripper named Candy once. She didn't get it.

[007bondspy]

@TheJohnnyCotts did you eat her nice hot steaming shit ?

[xman6918]

@TheJohnnyCotts i did too bahahahaha my stripper also didnt get it

[badboi26101]

creeeeeper

[filadaputaotario]

Candy pussy!!!

[andracoz]

Such a great film! With such a bunch of crap sequels and spin offs to follow.

[cowboyfimbop]

Kurgan is Chuck N orris's Brother.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@cowboyfimbop No wonder he got his ass kicked so much.

[simon4RUFC]

bet he has a huge cock! hope candy can take it ;)

[TheMainhole88]

Gotta Love Candy

[Kenjutsumasters]

Off Coarse you are!

[calibam2045]

Kurgan's blood is the AIDS`s cure, and etc...

[xanglat]

Very thank's for this trailer !

Clancy Brown was fabulous or is genious in Highlander !

Thank you for posting !

[EvilRipley]

god, this is epic

[Slapdash1]

Strange how "of course you are" is usually a Sean Connery line. Well, maybe not that strange. If Kurgan dealt with Ramirez, then it is only fitting he should absorb not only his power but also lines.

[LamentConfiguration7]

Kurgan is such a wussy, he is afraid by Candy's name and wakes from his meditation in startled fear

[Xeo1158]

decapitate the hooker, nice goin Kurgy.

[Mrster]

The title makes it all so much better.

[LuisCyphre]

Gotta love the Kurgan's reply to her!  I couldn't have said it any better!

[Bedman88]

that i scorinne russell

[EpicFunnys]

Kurgan vs Candy, Effin funny title, ha ha!!

[2wingo]

When I first saw that scene, I thought Candy was an immortal and they were going to fight.

[mignonhenne]

is that corinne russell ?

[KaitainCPS]

@mignonhenne

Yes it is.

[simone4036]

Thats my favorite scene in the movie. She won´t run away, she needs money and he really don´t want to talk, he wants to f....! I promise. Hey guys, this man abuse women just for THIS and nothing else. By the way, he finnished his swordtraining at that moment, she came in. Coolness in person. This guy is even not nice to nuns, so what do you expect?

All to you that gave a comment, did you see the hohle movie? Do it! Right now! I´m sorry for Christopher Lambert, but look at Clancy and Sean!

[Andre2010]

when a whore enters a hotel room and sees a tall, weird, menacing guy weilding a sword, isnt she supposed to run like hell?

[mouloudo]

she's a prostitute in case you didn't notice -_-

[exoman62]

Corrine Russell mmmmmm. Whatever happened to her after her page 3 days?

[Puppykins88]

I think kurgan probably just wanted to talk. I guess he has a lot of stories to tell and he just finds it hard to find someone to listen.

[2wingo]

That's funny. I almost thought you were serious, at first.

[LamentConfiguration7]

What's he doing kneeling with a sword when Candy comes, giving himself the blessing before fucking?

[2wingo]

No, he was probably meditating, in his own way, and she came in while he was doing it.

[TheJohnnyCotts]

@LamentConfiguration7 He had been practicing before she came in.

[Scarface1fan]

thats why they call him Mr. Krabs

[gladeplugins]

LMAO! Good one, man.

[strangerinwhite]

lol. hahahahahahahahaha your funny.

[dandanozman]

kurgan gonna get some loooovin

kurgan gonna get some loooovin

or..he might jst kill her knowin him haha

[Kurganthedestroyer]

Kurgan 1 Candy 0

[wily1138]

Lucky Kurgan, he can do as many women as he wants and not have to worry about catching anything as he is immortal and immune to disease.

[pillsburydoughboy47]

Even if you can get away with it man, that's just sick.

Even if you were imune to all disease like the Highlander immortals, would you STILL stick your think in a wart covered cunt?

[wily1138]

No. But someone like Kurgan would, so good for him.

[tomatrix]

And the women wont get pregnant aswell lol

[lurkinginthexsjados]

@wily1138 Ya but he has to live with an eternity of itch

[shotgunshawzy]

@lurkinginthexsjados nein look at his sword, he could have a dry shave no problem....

[Redbob86]

@wily1138

I don't know if that's true. All immortal means is that you cannot die, not that you are immune to ailments. The diseases won't kill him, but it will still burn when he pisses.

[XSC3]

@Redbob86 possibly. that's how it is in the TV series. so for the past 400 years, Duncan must have been spreading std's all over the place. in the original movie however, Immortals can't seem to be killed, they can just be momentarily stunned, by whatever and then just keep on going (notice how even Connor doesn't actually "die" on camera when he's first "mortally wounded"). In the TV show they actually die and then wake up minutes or hours (sometimes even days) later.

[Hecatean]

@wily1138 Plus he doesn't have to worry about child maintainance as immortals can't have kids : ).

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

@wily1138 True he can have sex with anything. Doesn't apply to deepthroating, though.

[rekke41]

@wily1138

But I bet he can still get crabs

[chemdah]

@wily1138 He could catch immortal crabs and itch for eternity!

[ImperialGuard9001]

@wily1138 Or get some women pregnant immortals are sterile

[blix1ms0ns]

@wily1138 That scene might imply combat instead. however you could be correct.

[Seseren]

kurgan tamed dat ass!!

[wirelessDan]

"Hi, I'm Candy."

"Of course you are!"

The Kurgan's a crazy, badass mudda! Has to be one of the best villains of all time!

[ThisEarth]

Second to Darth, only.

[MeLikePie8008]

Without A Fucking Doubt, My Man!

[bullstaff72]

kurgan didnt just fuck her ,he tore her body to shreds ,she was found later dead in the room, (it says in the film)

[mulukchuwen]

Where? I've seen this dozens of times, and don't remember that part. Could it have victim of an edit?

[strangerinwhite]

Did you on TV or on DVD/VHS if on TV then it chould be edited out.

[omniexistus]

bullshit what about the next scene with the sleazy manager commenting candy thought the kurgan was kind of kinky?

[KaitainCPS]

@omniexistus

That's actually quite a bit later on in the movie...around 30 mins later.

[shmouts]

whu-weres,.....gotta love em

[KaitainCPS]

The Kurgan is a big wuss. He gets scared by the little spring-loaded blades on his own sword hilt flicking out, and blinks in startled fear.

[Bartolini88]

of course you are ....

[jamesackland]

One of the BEST shots of the 80's!!!

[Briselance]

What happens to Candy, later?

I'm just curious.

[KaitainCPS]

She flies a zeppelin around New York throwing pies at MacLeod.

[Briselance]

(to KaitainCPS)

lol

[swansandtyphus]

Kurgan fucked her.

[chrismc410]

He enjoys his Candy apparently. After all the hotel manager said she said he was kinky, before he chokes him.

[bigwil228]

"Don't ever speak to me. *walks over and grabs clerk* Don't ever speak to me again!"

[rossothecrimson7]

@Briselance

Sooooo late to reply. But, Candy ends up telling the Jon/hotel clerk later that Kurgan was kinky, so he just did all kinds of dirty things to her and she took it. Kurgan didn't appreciate hearing that from the Hotel guy though.

[Briselance]

@rossothecrimson7

"Sooooo late to reply"

Nevermind, man ;-)

[pigme1000000]

hi im candy.... rolf

[micaellouro]

I think Kurgan fuck the girl.

[strangerinwhite]

I think he fuck her with some S&M action.

[JunoMacLeod]

he's eat a Girl?

[fleischegurken]

figuratively speaking, yes...