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i got a nice cucumber!
thenoobzors 4 months ago
Green cucumber ? shit i must have bought an aubergine then
mastaloui 8 months ago
You think you're know every fucking thing, don't you?
claire0rockz 1 year ago
Haha... seems some of the guys got even more excited by cucumber, I think they desperately need it... or are they gxys anyway?
JasonECI 1 year ago
Haha... seems some of the guys got even more excited by cucumber, I think they desperately need it... or are they gxys anyway?
JasonECI 1 year ago
Ooohh Yeeaaah!
Sorry. Couldn't help it.
brauliolaertes 1 year ago
thats the size of my dick
jee108 2 years ago
@jee108 lol buddy I think you're confusing the size of that cucumber for the baby carrot you have for a dick.
vvbn7890 1 year ago
these videos are so pointless im laughing at the fact she's clueless here
i mean who needs to know this? also the comments make me laugh too
WATCH THESE FORA GOOD CHUCKLE
turtlebaby19 2 years ago
You would be surprised how many idiots or ignorant people there are out in the world. Some need this kind of advice. :)
Adveloq 2 years ago
MY CUCUMBER IS FIRM IN ALL LOCATIONS
dkbikes65 2 years ago 61
AND ITS GREEN!!! >:D
laroro1 2 years ago
@dkbikes65
win
kaseycutie12 11 months ago
@dkbikes65 she can touch my cucumber, with those HUGE fucking hands. ha ha ha
BreakfastBentoBox 10 months ago
these videos are so funny i might as well learn how to wipe my ass (sarcasm) lol
Skeletonmantv 2 years ago
Yeah, and you might as well shut up and quit wasting your little time.
___
little trolls sitting behind the screen and spoof off there ignorant ass.
nt250934 2 years ago 3
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hey pick my cucumber bitch lol
dkbikes65 2 years ago
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lolz
choco33333333 2 years ago
you have green cucumber? XD
laroro1 2 years ago
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I'd like to watch you suck on that cucumber baby..
MCDDTracks 2 years ago
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THIS REALLY WORKS!! I did this yesterday and i wished for an iPod and I GOT IT!!!
It was the best day of my life...
If you dont trust me you will miss out on this offer...
FIRST put both hands on your chest
SECOND think of something you want
THIRD tomorrow you will get a surprise with the thing your wished for.
FOURTH heres the catch write this to five videos
JMonty555 2 years ago
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holy shit i was cracking up so much. How do you pick out a pickle? Make sure its nice and salty and has pleasing taste?
Lwyte17 2 years ago
you do wanna touch..your ... cucumber and make sure that the texture .. of the cucumber is firm
nullsquared 2 years ago
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IM NOT TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT IM ALITTLE SCARED ABOUT WHAT THIS SEES in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
yumcupcakesyum 2 years ago
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n 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 vids in 30 mins
pinkgangsta123 2 years ago
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that cucumber is the size of my fucking COCK
jogeryjogo 2 years ago
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I'd like to see that, yummmmmmmmmm
00HMM 2 years ago
she sure knows how to pick a cucumber
1234cuates 2 years ago
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if by "pick" you mean "fuck" and "cucumber" you mean "cock" you bet your fucking nigger ass she could ride my sweaty cum stained cock with her fucking pussy
jogeryjogo 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
HLTH3R3 2 years ago
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ur a fckng douchebg
1234cuates 2 years ago
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this is so scary cus it actually works. now that u started reding this u cnt stop. anyone who forwards that...........................................is a ducebag. now that youve read this you must repost it on the same comment(reply to HLTH3R3
x136rider294 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
loves2Bcrazy 2 years ago
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Ive got an 8 inch cucumber I think you might like with your fine ass
Xmalibur 2 years ago
I remember hearing something about Miss Piggy and cucumbers...
TheBerkin 2 years ago
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Look at her grip that cucumber!! thats hot
MUSICIAN2003 2 years ago
"you do wanna touch you cucumber and make sure it is firm in all locations".... "There are very few seeds in here and they are very small."
n4v1ns 2 years ago
cant she also make a video "HOW TO CUT A APPLE? :P " OR IS IT TO HARD FOR HER? :P
kattekilling6840 2 years ago
your the rare cute chicks that are still hot even if they gain weight =)
Alansr10 2 years ago
lol thats what she said XD teehee
TheBub2020 2 years ago
oddly sexy
zebulen11 2 years ago
what the hell, i didn't even know there was differen types of cucumber!!!
RaceCourseSpace 2 years ago
What is English about an English cucumber and why do you think it is not "regular"?
liuzhou 3 years ago
Its just a name, and there is also a chance that they grow in england, hence the name.
They are generally called Hot House, English, or Seedless cucumbers.
Idk why she said you can't eat the skins(of regular cucumbers). If and when I have eaten cucumbers it is generally always with the skin.
This video is informative though.
AdrianCloud5513 2 years ago 9