David Lynch: Problem Solver - "Banned from YouTube"

[rodeocyclone]

@JaredOnline1 That fat fuck never liked my films!!

[MrSeanMDickinson]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHHAAAA!



[theogore]

Nice "Wild At Heart" reference.

[nannerman]

OK, didn't see The Scream Montage coming. *dabs away a tear* Well played sir, well played.

[SoftCoreSeziure]

"i bet it was roger ebert that fat fuck never liked my films" oh god i lol'd

[chemicalbrotherkid]

he looks more like jack nance in eraserhead

[guyglowmore1]

the fastronauts multiply as the quickening accellerates. . .david needs a cooteley monster or a cyndex for his varner nation.

[Vidhole]

roger ebert liked blue velvet..

[SkydivingKnife]

@Vidhole

Actually, Ebert hated Blue Velvet, but I know he likes Mulholland Drive.

[themetalman3]

@SkydivingKnife Now that's just Fucked up. Blue Velvet, besides Straight Story, is actually the only David LYnch film with a following and linear storyline. Mulhlland Dive is completely wacky and off the walls, (but I absoulutly adore it just as much, if not more.) so I don't see how Eber can hate Blue velvet, but love Mullholland Drive.

[hornick18]

I love how the bleep doesn't quite match the fuck.

[Dayberry]

David Lynch AND THE HAND!

[luismsf5]

1:30 hahahhahahau

[GGRM91]

As a big David Lynch fan, I gotta say that I love these videos. keep up the good work.

[6980MulhollandDrive]

When he gives the thumbs up his face is remarkably like Cooper's... so cute :))

[GGiblet]

I really want that cat photo over the stove---are you selling copies?

all the animals look bored-so perfect!!!

[BennyGaberMusic]

HAHAHA DAVID LYNCH'S MIND

[a1579]

By all means, MEDITATE

And I like your photo of a cat

[dullath]

dude- lay off the quinoa.

what a riot this is. i was actually lol-ing. ...... which would be laughing out louding......hmmm

[TheWaterTune]

This is so funny...

[humanshieldchorus]

i love david lynch but my fucking word that impression

[econometricsly]

That was like both dis video and an homage at the same time. Lynch would be cooler if he ditched the meditation thing and took it easy with the spirit fingers.

[Skawucheck]

Is that a milkshake or a coffee from Bob's Big Boy? :]

I had a great laugh, thank you for uploading these!

[dubbleagent22]

The attempt to bleep out the f**k at 1:30 failed miserably. Not necessarily a bad thing.

[MultiWhaa]

IPHONE

[RickTBL]

You know your David Lynch.

[pedalero]

always gold !

[karllovekarl]

worst cencoring of fuck ever :D

incredibly funny video

[Skellington383]

The slice of bread falling down is really funny for some reason:) Great video! Keep up the fantastic work!

[UnbornChild]

LMAO iphone!

[videochemist]

Dune was phenomenal. Just because a filmmaker doesn't like his own work, doesn't mean it is a bad film. The director of American History X requested that the studio exclude his name from the film's credits because he despised the final cut, and Woody Allen has never actually watched one of his own films beyond the editing stage.

[SpinozaBenedictus]

@videochemist On the contrary, I always tought that Dune was the only horrible movie of David Lynch. He just slaughtered Herbert movie. (Could make a competition of worst adaptation ever with Peter Jackson LOTR...)

[videochemist]

@SpinozaBenedictus

brb ~ watching the masterpiece trilogy that is LOTR.

[Torgueuere]

hilarious!

yeah!

[MrSomTam]

jajajaahh

[xxkerrazyxx]

Wow I didn't realize that was the same actor until I watch it again. Great impersonation! :)

[iscream22]

Haha i love the whole Twin Peaks/Lynchian freakout scene. Its dripping dreadfully suspenseful adrenaline juices

[fathermckenzie1]

flawless

[interfacesoul]

wow this man knows his Lynch in detail. great stuff

[ryanachronism]

What happened to the Problem Solver involving the rabbit and the money missing out of the till? Did that get deleted too? I've been looking for it everywhere.

[arriflex1980]

Hey monkeys you got you bananas so do not talk about fire as is provided for humans.

[metafication]

hahaht eh bleep doesnt even work

[thelastglance]

I never realized that David Lynch had this hand impediment, lol.

[Moryton]

Still genius.

[dahmersbeeatch1979]

V. entertaining my friend. Brought a large smile to my face. Cheers.

[AustgermienTrash]

genius11

[saberdam]

boring

[karygirl82isback]

I want one of those frappés ;D

"Well... maybe Dune"

Noooo I liked Dune...

[karygirl82isback]

"By all means, SPECULATE". He would say that, LOVE HIM - AND YOU!!! XD

iPHONE AHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

XDXDXDXD

[Clerks0]

Mm.. dilicis. wat!? me video have been banned from JOTOBE

[kfag101]

LMAO!!!

[Neurozumim]

Great caricature!

[chrissphinx]

He does act like that.

[klaunmaan]

you're just as addicting as lynch himself

[RoccoModula]

fantastic!!!

[woodthesleepyowl]

What's the name of the song that plays during the iphone freak -out?

[Nate11111Dog]

by all means, speculate lmao

[iamthepopsicleman]

please haha

[iamthepopsicleman]

respect my brother, come on.

[vincentxp40]

The reaction to iPhone... deliriously funny. This is everything a parody of David Lynch should be.

[rockorsario]

0:22 omg it's................. who are you!?

[ecnetsixe]

OH MY GAAAAAAD lol! iPhone??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quillber]

i think you are cute

[Effluvia]

This is fucking genius.

[smx01]

unfortunately I laughed at this. Give credit where credit is due. Dune was as Terrible as the iphone itself. He only did it to budget another film, he didn't care about Dune.

[quillber]

thats what they all say..

[corkscrewfoley]

I know George Lucas wanted him to direct Return of the Jedi...or was it Empire? Anyways, that would have been interesting to say the least.

Anyways, I'm a huge Lynch fan, and I approve of this parody. keep it up. lol

[ther3volver]

I bet it was Roger Ebert!

Fucking genius!

[internationalhippie]

that was really funny!

[dustincarlton]

that was the best Lynch impression I've ever experienced........ well, it actually stands alone in my experience of life but I still loved it.

[MelLynch]

Oh no, NOT Dune!!!

Now I have to meditate...

[vignet9]

tu suce caliss, farme ta yeule

[danglebobs]

Hi, you are dumb AND annoying

[brainiacbelle]

DENIED. I think this is brilliant work, keep going Chris!

[danibayliss]

ditto, this stuff is genius

[marumaru54]

Does this explain what happened to 'Problem Solver #4' ?

[turntapzap]

Ok, that is perfect.

[KevinKorg]

This is Brilliant!

Great impression done with true wit !

[phoenix667rising]

Ok I was with you til you bagged on Dune. Still gonna rate you high 'cause you're cool though.

[azeo]

You speak the truth!

[PartyMonster84]

BRILLIANT! Lynch needs to see this asap.

[elinconsciente]

as a david lynch true fan, I totally love these videos

[juanmanuelvarela]

FUCKING BORING

[ulvund]

Accurate

[thestar13]

OH my god I was crying laughing at that montage of random things over the screaming, oh my god, so lynchy

[The4thGuy]

Ditto.

[lifeinpictures]

I love this Man, guy, dude, whatever, Please Yahoo Keep this man On the Air!!!!!!!!

[tc225]

yanks trying to be ironic. keep trying donkey

[rafael25X]

this short movie needs a murder inmediatly, i would put bob there to rape you, that could change things...

[juliebot3000]

Where's David Lynch?

[Uip4py111]

i love the lame attempt at a censor when david lynch goes on his rant of roger ebert

[coreyrosscole]

BOB LIVES!!!

[cheezavenger]

Wow, this guy is not funny.

TOOL.

[deussitus]

Agreed

[djbethell]

Hilarious and brilliant. I laughed and laughed. Tickled pink. Thank you. I like you. And I know you like your mugs/drinking utensils (a Lynch word for sure)

D x

P.S. Yes, maybe (DEFINITELY) Dune

[Trondyard]

funny, disturbing, frightening, and simply delicious. good job. *thumb up*

[jfkdlsls]

Fan-tastic!

[ayazyam]

Sadly I liked Dune, even lynch hated dune. :/

[visitationvirginmary]

i-phone.

[beaucoupjosue]

Jesus Christ, that video was lame. Your Lynch impersonation is annoying and unfunny. Just stop...

[mattiatti]

hahahah!

[perferctcircleofglas]

I love you

[anisblond]

Ebert likes Mulholland drive and Inland Empire.

Still,good video!

[noolaxboola]

Why does he wave his hand like that? I'm missing a referecnce here. I am so ignorant

[thomasloyens]

david lynch always does that

[SinNanna]

He doesn't as much anymore which is a bummer. But he used to in his early days. =)

[ThaNameIsAngel]

You are a GENIUS! More please!

[TheRose1980]

You're probably my favorite thing on Youtube. Thanks.

[nutherefurlong]

Ebert loved Mulholland Drive, though :)

[nsalgf]

This is hilarious... Thankyou!

[regularperson46]

Admittedly, your impersonations of Lynch have improved, but still, why in god's name would you put footage of yourself acting in this manner on the internet for strangers like me to see?

[thegrimyeaper]

Because it's the funniest thing most of us have ever seen..?

[maada2]

Crack up

[dipsetmuthafucka]

OH MY GOD

IT's WHO ARE YOU

WHO WHO

WHO WHO

[Selloutface]

Great video! I love all of these!

[4Loki]

Haha, this is gorgeous!!! Love it! Excellent. Your ban must have been a terrible waste for YouTube, no wonder they reinstalled your account! What would we do without this masterpiece?

[710yep]

Excellent! The Best of the Bunch. It's the funniest of all the Problem Solver videos and I really like the addition of the background music.

Well done.

[KenshinSephiroth666]

Hilarious!

[awaitingthehalos]

that was the hardest i've laughed in a long time.

[quentinlynch]

i like the picture of the cat... and dune is the best movie ever

[estrangedleben]

I like this Problem Solver the best!

[Beligale]

I'm sure that Mr. Lynch himself is the person who enjoys these videos the most.

[Markfly]

The part about Roger Ebert was priceless! :)

[mikevideo]

Dear Chris,

Came across one of your vids on a Xanga blog. Amazing stuff. I just subscribed. Does David?

Michael F. Nyiri, poet philosopher, fool

[babyrapor]

When you started freaking out about the iphone and the slice of bread fell I laughed so hard that I farted...but it wasn't just a fart....I had to change my underwear. I've spent countless hours seeing what I can do to get banned on youtube...but I'm still hear. I don't see how a David Lynch parody would piss off anyone...except for David Lynch himself. That's strange. Keep up the good work.

[NinjitsuAssassin]

That video was hellllla funny!

I don't think youtube videos should be censored, banned, suspended or deleted. The ones that are supposedly inappropriate should be allowed to exist in private channels so viewers can still watch them if they want. If you're easily offended or just want to protect your kids set up your account so you can't view "confirm birthdate" videos.

[KronnangDunn]

Nice immitation, hehe... (& I am a David Lynch fan, & no, this videos don't piss me off...).

[karrachr000]

I agree... youtube shouldn't censor videos (although some should be deleted)...

and I thaught Dune wasn't that bad...

[BlueOblivion]

Lol! I love these! Please make more?

[beautifulnakedladies]

I really like these videos and usually I leave mean messages for people who's videos I don't like even though I make no effort whatsoever to make and display my own videos and should therefore keep my mouth proverbially shut because at least they make the effort and I just sit back and judge but I won't do that here.

[brucxevic]

it's all about respecting individuality and intentions, I agree 100%. But you forgot to thank Davind Lynch for the insight ;)

[baliulia]

These David Lynch series are perfect. I keep coming back to watch them again and again.

[amyvb1]

Love it.

[lethalegg]

This is your best one yet

[rapeian]

this is the only funny one. iphone part makes it

[BradAllenWilde]

These are a lot of fun. I mean, I like fun.

[7270mrc]

Touch me in the morning. Then just walk away.

[DazMan258]

hahahah

[Rinquenetes]

hahahha! amazing!

loved the sequence of cat-bread-cat-"I love you"

haha!

[simonfrench9]

OK, it broke format a little was was a bit wordy but once they went into the iphone routine it was pure hilarity. Taking mundane stuff and making it seem surreal and creepy. Great job! Loved the cats.

[Mrster]

Hahahah hilarious!

[nomno]

Hey that was BOB!!!

yes the guy hidden by the bed.

[hitbyabusproductions]

Ah, the Sarah Palmer scream. Good times.

[rockrdude95]

ok i hav alwayz wanted 2 no... WTF IS HE DOIN WIT HIS HAND??

[BrianMcD86]

If you weren't an idiot you would know that the real David Lynch does that. It's a nervous twitch.

[wingnux]

The first ones were amazing, this wasn't that good but hey, keep up the good work!

[robman25]

jajaja esta muy buenoo me rio mucho, muy graciosos tus videos, inteligentes, saludos, rob

[VelvetVixen21]

not as good as the other ones I'm afraid. The other ones are HILARIOUS!!! 5 stars all the way!! "Let's prank call Kyle McLaughlin!" :)

[kristinamay]

hahaha, these just keep getting better and better.

[Craiginator3000]

Haha, I love this series -- keep it up! Fuck the critics -- it's one thing to not like the vids, but it's pretty shitty to red flag it.

[ccdoikos]

Genius, pure genius, every last one!

Keep 'em coming!

[invisibleman54]

....."well maybe dune"

"I bet it was Roger Ebert that fat fuck never liked my films!"

awesome video, keep making problem solvers!....

[MDGlJarlo]

beautiful impression of mr. lynch

now here's an impression of Chris Dotson

o no i'm a struggling film student who needs attention and i used to worship david lynch's films but now i've decided he's too weird, what heavens, time to film the same shitty gag repeatedly followed by a boring cry for creative rights!

[FromtheDarkstream]

I love these man - they're great.

[johnfhalcomb]

This guy's pretty funny. He should replace Will Ferrell's Haray Caray on SNL.

[kgstenborg]

Love the Dune-comment in the epiloge. :D

[DSauceda1]

Hey Guys? I am a down to earth individual who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. But this stuff is not funny.  I can semi understand the clandestine meaning behind these videos, he does nice editing, but NOT AT ALL FUNNY.

[01EPIC]

i totally respect your opinion man,but have u ever seen any david lynchs' film or even the way he talks in reality?if not,i'm not surprised that u can't see anything funny in these videos...

[DSauceda1]

Hey Guys? I am a down to earth individual who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. But this stuff is not funny. I can semi understand the clandestine meaning behind these videos, he does nice editing, but NOT AT ALL FUNNY.

[Craiginator3000]

maybe you're just not familiar enough with the works of David Lynch. Otherwise, you probably would find it much funnier.

[boomstickplz]

Haha, excellent video. Love the Wild at Heart reference.

[patt0x]

the part of the iphone is extremely funny.

in a way, this is a good hommage to a great filmmaker.

greetings

[Mullahgrrl]

Represent a symbol of your individuality?

lol!

[science454]

Only a true fan could've made these videos.

David, mate, you are a genius, btw.

[AestheticFilms]

i hate you so much horrible impression, and your annoying hand thing horrible impression to the great lynch !

[mongorama]

great series! do more :D!

[costellofan89]

Absolutely amazing. These videos are all hilarious. Awesome references and impression. A+

[etmonq]

I LOVE YOUU

[MDGlJarlo]

why don't we all make fun of any movie that uses visceral nonsequiturs and watch nothing but scrubs from now on? lynch is gonna inspire a generation of artists and whereas you're getting your kicks from pumping out lame sketches in your kitchen. i mean you don't have to love all of his movies but haven't you ever heard of respect?

[pudacon]

This guy is a FAN of Mr. Lynch. He's doing this for FUN. The impresssion is supposed to be stupid. I agree, Lynch is a great film maker. I just saw Lost HIghway for the first time and it blew my mind!

[courtneyesque]

the sound and video transitions were cleaned up in #5. yay.

[lekowicz]

My second subscription EVER. I mean, this is why "LOL" was invented.

[mutantchicken14]

these are awesome

[09m]

haha this is amazing! so many David Lynch references that most likely no one caught hah

[lemonboxes]

omfg i must be an idiot. really thought you were david lynch until i clicked on the video response.

[driubi]

yeah, i really wish alejandro jodorowsky would have done dune..

[deereyed]

YES!

[greg5566]

(1) When Laura Dern tells Kyle her dream, and then Kyle says, "you're a neat girl."

(2) When Isabella Rossellini shows up naked, and the punks say, "is that your mom?" then, "I'm sorry, man."

(3) The party they go to with the hysterical teenagers.

(4) When Jack Nance discovers Laura and calls Harry Truman and says, "She's dead, Harry."

(5) The dinner scene in Eraserhead.

(6) The Officer Krupke song. Oh wait, that's from West Side Story--I always get it confused with Twin Peaks.

[greg5566]

That was definitely the best one.

The conversation at the end actually made me laugh--no one has the right to censor, even if the movie is Dune.

And the montage in the middle was really good.

One SMALL thing. Chris Dorgshun should have actually had coffee in his cup.

For that matter, how come no one's eating pie?

Okay, my favorite moments in DL movies I want you to reference in your next movies: (cont'd)

[totallyaffum]

LOL nice wild at heart refernce

I'll have whatever they're drinking.