My 25 things i hate about facebook

[WhiteStar8888]

i hate game requests. im just like "NO I DONT CARE STOP IT"

[Shaereub]

200 friends isn't a lot.

[RittaChenoaBreezyXox]

Lol I have a bunch of random people on my facebook i jus accept da request cuz um jus a nice person like dat. (but dont get it twisted i personally know a lot of people on my friends list as well)

[GaldraxiaProductions]

Yeah, I'm only friends with people I actually know. I have about 65. I suppose you're all going to call me a loner now, huh?

[AntienNathan]

This video is so old by now. Im amazed people are still commenting.

[mariadejesus79]

200-500 friends? My school has 900 people

[gidro1998]

I agree.

[DREKDYALLDAY]

Stop cryin mann

[iloveyoumjkingofpopx]

how do you know i dont know 400-500 people?..

[MustBeTheLeprosy]

I have 700 friends,I upload at least 15 photos of myself every day,I comment and like almost everyones status (Again,I have 700 friends.)

My name is Sarah,and I am a Facebook addict. (slash Camera whore. :c)

[SparkliPrincess1000]

how many takes did this take?

[AntienNathan]

@SparkliPrincess1000 Only one, I just cut alot.

[thetezza98]

You look like a pedo.

you think 200 friends are alot.

and your voice is the more agrivating thing on this planet !

[Zenthos01]

You look like a smart guy. I think you have a lot of potential. you just need to study hard (if you haven't already)

[AntienNathan]

@Zenthos01 I just graduated from college, so I think I'm done with studying for the immediate future. Thanks though!

[Zenthos01]

@AntienNathan I think its because you really remind me of this doctor. maybe you've heard of him" Igor Ledochowski" this is a video of his

/watch?v=z5bPni5F1UM&feature=r­elated . he's an expert in his field of hypnosis and psychology. check it out!

[GottaBeMurph]

You're obviously not from NY or LA, in a general class you're there w/ 30 students (no matter what level of edu.) so 30x 4yrs. of HS + Some childhood friends + People met on campus after graduating & work/socializing= At least 200-400 but Lolll (flair? Not really, because the point is still pro-bono & that is that facebook sucks-The End =])

[jperry2014]

dude. 200 people isnt a lot.

[isabellayessi]

Reason i hate FACEBOOK.

1.Fake friends

2.Out of there online friends only have like 2 that talk to you and know ur first name

3.stupid farmville and all games..I HATE THEM

4.Gives the goverment to track what the hell am i doing

5.I am paranoid I don't need to let people stalk me on daily basis.

6.I hate people why give them updates about my life

7.I live in real world and party and stuff i don't need facebook to update status fucken dumb.

8.Your mom has facebook LOL

[Zenthos01]

@isabellayessi my mom really does have facebook...well she's the type that would never touch a computer but she's been all over facebook ever since I introduced it to her. I sort of regret introducing it to her .....if know what moms are like on facebook

[BlueSuperstition]

iMovie

[AntienNathan]

@BlueSuperstition Yep Yep.

[axleflame]

I know that many people, roughly 450...I speak with most of them.

[carlycar97]

i couldnt watch the first 40 seconds of this >_<

[Bistol13]

I was tagged as the nyan cat, and i am no nyan cat

[Bistol13]

1. I have way to many freinds on it.

2. app request for famville, vampire wars, mafia wars and outher apps I don't use are realy fuckin anoying.

3. pointless post I don't care about

4. peoples profiles being "hacked" and spaming on your wall, and when you delete the post anouther one come.

5. people who have more freinds than me on facebook butare losers in real life.

6.camwhores

7. people who don't use there real name as there user name.

8. couples having love conversations clogging my

[shannon4599usa]

opps 8. Mutual Friends? What is that supposed to be! My closest friends don't use facebook.

9. If cities were built like Cityville, Old west Town, Farmville, we'd be in dire straits.

10. Facebook credits? Why give facebook credits?

11. FACEBOOK I am updating and killing my computer to Explorer 9 or whatever.

12. Stupid number of friends to be updated in the games.Useless.

I only found twelve things on Facebook i HATE and I'm glad to be off!Not to forget about all the people i hate!

[shannon4599usa]

7. What's all this Likeness, Horoscope, Causes, Hearts,

who cares about the stupid trees on zoo world or voting for stupid animals

how does a horoscope make me a certain person? 8. I was on a group thing and that stupid piece of software crap called me a potty-mouth. I am a grown man not a kid on the Nanny.

9. Zyngo is slow and stupid. Games are low intelligent and numbskulling

Zooworld an alligator gar is a fish not a reptile and who wants a stupid dinosaur wearing human clothes.

[shannon4599usa]

Facebook phooey!

1. stupid games that require you to buy points with a credit card

Zoo World is so fake!!!! I rather buy Zoo Typhoon1

2. you can't get rid of an app easily without it getting cranky

3. they allow people to abuse you, send viruses,

4.Stupid downloads that slow down you and weigh down your computer! Like Facebook Themes? Yahoo doesn't do that! Gift a what the heck?

5. Facebook tries to tell you who to like!

6. Likes become spam!

[wtfgretchen]

i hate when people talk about facebook in real life conversations. i hate it when people get mad at me for not commenting on pictures or accepting requests even though we hang out IN PERSON all the time. i hate it when i don't log in to facebook for a few days because it's not that important to me and i have 32908345 notifications and half of them are telling me something like someone i don't know commented on a picture i commented on 2 years ago.

[HeatherHeavenly]

When myspace was popular some girls made an "UnheavenlyHeather" group where they sat there and talked shit about me, i didn't make a lawsuit of it, gosh people are redic!

[PopularGirl03]

facebook site modeling... WTFH is tht point to tht?!?! really! yer all on ONE site: facebook! yer not modeling fer ANYHTING! yer just rubbing it in other ppls faces how pretty you look in pictures whn in real life you probably look like a fuking rhino giraffe monkey ass mixed all together!

[caramelkarma]

I know people who have over 1,000 FB friends...

[Bistol13]

@caramelkarma same i have over 500 lol,

[psstheyyou]

I’m trying to take you seriously but I can’t help thinking you’re sitting in a coffin.

Are you sitting in a coffin?

Why?

Are you dead?

I used to be a corpse, too. And then I came back to life when I left Faeces Book.

Since that happy day I’ve ditched my coffin and got a life.

[hammythehamification]

can someone post a link to the story

[HalfEatenDimSim]

lick my cunt

[FUSIONxXxOrphan]

this guy annoys the crap outta me

[cheesepuffpowder]

im happy i dont have a facebook :D

[XmonsterXaddict]

i added barney once.....turns out he ways a pedophile.... i got raped

[KOAWESOME99]

@XmonsterXaddict Barney is a pedophile anyway lol jk but sorry

[XmonsterXaddict]

@KOAWESOME99 I know you were trying to be funny, and i did get a chuckle out of it, but im not even joking. do NOT add characters from shows. 

[KOAWESOME99]

@XmonsterXaddict I know I'm sorry. My mom works for an abuse center so I hear about this a lot I hope you're fine now and yeah I know I'm really awful at making jokes in fact right now everyones hatin on me anyway.

But I am really sorry and I hope that freak went to jail!!

[ReventonChris6]

someone also needs to calm the hell down, the person who made facebook is worth 6.9 billion dollars so he obvisousally dont something right

[ReventonChris6]

u might aswell call yourself julian smith because practically everything you said there was copied of julian smith

[EmoReaper1997]

lmfao "a tree, a fire hydrant, a blade of grass"

xDD lmfao lmfao lmfao

[Tuvaluangirl]

lolz i like it its funny especially the one with duplicate groups! lolz

[boulayskate]

how is he a wanna be? julian smith was the one who told people to say what they think. you are just the people who are stuck up enough to go to every pearsons video you can find, and find something bad about it, nathan, your video was sick and i agreed with a lot of the things you said, keep making more =)

[partygirllaura1]

who cares if you copied julian smith, your funny and you didnt do the same things so whatever

[powergirlttyu]

Don't like it deleted! thats what i always say!

[Bouressa69]

damn sword skills are ninja.. now use those skills with a women in bed

[000y000o000k000]

@007Ikke007 Hey I'm just trying to say that some people actually use facebook for what it was created for

[HeadbutKneecap]

this guy reminds me of ishida

[skkiittllezz]

nice i hate facebook too it's the stupidist thing ever i dont like it at all i only have it because my freind wanted me to get it oh and how many of you got an email from facebook saying you havent been on facebook for a while ya i got 3

[000y000o000k000]

Hey nerd I actually know and communicate with all my 500 friends loser :P

[kymully1]

@000y000o000k000 do a Google search for "scientists 150 friends"

[mrskullly123]

i hate pepole that post poems as their status

[Ocean3Amanda]

You wanna have music?  Add the Muzikk page to the home page ;)

[coconutpower18]

I KNOW> We should be able to like customize our profile or something

[CuttieKuhan]

your voice is annying

[jamlockyer]

He thinks 200 friends is a lot? Lol.

[lucidglenhawks]

@jamlockyer only wankers like yourself would care...

[slapmyfunkybass]

@jamlockyer i think your comment is the no 1 reason why i hate fb

[happyperson1997]

why the hell would you post this!!!??? :/

[azngurlqt15]

@ 5:55 LOOOOOLLLLL!!!

[girlycheerleader101]

lmfao #5

[HannahKumor]

Omg, kay, I was on facebook one day, and this guy messages me: "Hey, remember me? I was in you kindergarten class!" And I was like, "NO. I DON'T REMEMBER YOU! It's been 14 years since I was in kindergarten! GOD!!!!!!"

[barnsleyman96]

@HannahKumor thats from julian smith u lier

[fussybutmli26]

Haha, good stuff man!

Although I will say, I know all my friends on facebook... except for one dude I don't remember adding... and I keep in contact with all 393 of them. Not like, every week or whatever, but we tight.

[FreestylingWounded]

haha i have like 1,100 friends i know maybe like 100 of them haha

[Shaereub]

this is good, but julian smith's is better because his friends and him act out the reasons.

[MarianaaLopess]

some bitches create a group against me and i already reported it but facebook doesn't delete it!

[newdogma]

I hate you. Not because of your problems with FaceBook, but just because you're a whiny douchebag.

Also, you may be part of a tree or a blade of grass one day...unless your cremated and spread out over the ocean like that titanic surviving whore....selfish....

[jesusfreak0912]

i agree with satanicpunker182

[dsdddancer12]

HHAHA I HAVE OVER 1200 friends over that many :p

[MrRickt90]

i agree dude to all 25.

[ruiaqf]

do like me, i dont have facebook ;)

[VideoVines]

Stop-motion animation of yet another reason why Facebook sucks...

youtube.....  /watch?v=bzdmb15Ban4

[sxexlxfx]

go back to myspace

[IrishSeanG93]

U are a cunt. You smell of pig shit. I hate you and your family!

[sktrabe]

FAKE AND GAY

[chibi2960]

they do have "i hate duplicate groups" group on facebook ^_^

[helenaegbert]

I appreciate you.

I want to be your friend.

lol :)

rock on

[madelinasunshinee9]

okay,you kinda sound and look like johnny depp. i dont knoww.... i think its the glasses and hair

[dafakeslimshady]

lol i made a hate group towards a kid in my school... the school freakd out :(

[crystonix]

14 is my fave, i tottally agree with that

[vadrieriand]

ppl should become addicted 2 zombo

(dot)com instead :D

[flapdoodle21]

I just went and found batman on facebook and added him.

Just so you know.

[unitedrule111]

is that a guy

[alf1230castillo]

LOL!! duplicate groups!!! not going to check, but I'm sure there is.

[crewpunisher]

you are definatly a no life loser

[simplyolli]

too long... Zzz :|

[PaytonJonesTV]

@simplyolli ur stupid

[faget19]

u r cute :D

[BrtnyBritniBrittany]

funny, and true.

[treehugggah]

well i think its stupid when ppl have 250+ ppl on fb because, no.. you dont actualllllly know them. you mabye met them once, or theyre friends with your friend... you wouldnt actually talk to them or anything. and them its this thing like :how many friends do you have on fb?" "125.. you?" "700! HAHH" like, no.. get a life (Y)

[Jennie931]

I seen them people who have made hate groups. Its pointless, What are they going to achieve with that group? Facebook can be annoying...

[lilMALICEundead]

HAHA BOOYEAH!!! Naruto was the second mentioned lmao.

[wide1eyedflutter]

lmfao. if i don't know you and i have an application telling me how i know you, i have bigger problems - nice dude (Y)

[Divljina89]

I have 240 people, and I know each and everyone of them. Friends from: hood, vacation town, elementary school, high school, college... Someone knows even more, but there's no fucking way you know more than 500 people.

[ilikebeer]

what u talking about? I have 1,075 friends on my list, and i know 90% of them

[Divljina89]

Depends on which type of person you are, what are your hobbies etc. But the guy on the clip claims there's no way you know 200 people.

[Slamwoo93]

you know 900 people...that's as stupid as gets

[ilikebeer]

how is that stupid?

[salmon4breakfast]

i know that many people

[IOwnTheStreets]

umm NERD RAGE?

[satanicpunker182]

Julian Smith wanna be right here.

[ZirConeXPlayZ]

@satanicpunker182 Let him? This was kinda of a RE: Julian smith vid so get off his back deepshit

[satanicpunker182]

@ZirConeXPlayZ Oh, man... you're a homo for deffending him like that. I just want you to know that... HOMO.

[ZirConeXPlayZ]

@satanicpunker182 i have a girlfriend =) how about u satanicpunker?

[satanicpunker182]

@ZirConeXPlayZ Oh, I have a beautiful girlfriend! She's the main reason why I don't defend fags on youtube =) how about you? Is your girlfriend actually a guy or something? If not, why are you so gay?

[ZirConeXPlayZ]

@satanicpunker182 I the guy in the vid is gay and im not gay my girlfriend is awesome how about urs is she a feminist or what?

[KMacYeah]

I hate Facebook. I just deleted my account, and my life is so much better without it.

[Divljina89]

You were probably using it like a place to hang around, it's a place to keep your friends in touch.

[lillsecrets]

you look like a floating head in some shots.

[FunnyChloeMichelle]

You are spot on!! Number 8!!! Yessss! And you're super adorable!!

[JoeBroFan52]

That was so funny!!

[TattooToad16]

I think your cute lol

[jaylife345]

yo facebook is dum they took me off for adding too much friends

[coconutpower18]

@jaylife345 LOL> How many friends did you have?

[jgoth08]

lol great video and i hate facebook for not having any uniqueness..just the same boring look and no MUSIC!!!..myspace would be much better if any of my fuckin friends used it and i like the status updates in facebook best but thats all...myyearbook and myspace have nothing but fake ppl friending me..like id have a chance with a damn pornstar lol...HAH!!!

[spider486]

dude u have a myyearbook can i add u?

[jgoth08]

lol yea u can add me...

[jgoth08]

my URL is /jgoth08

[jgoth08]

fuckin youtube wont let me put links in the text box

[spider486]

that sux whats your name on there and ur pic?

[rebecamartinez01]

yawnnn BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

[guywhosingsbass]

ok well first of all. yes you were trying too effing hard. just toooooo hard. you are not funny. not funny. not funny. not funny. just so you know, that was a parody of your stupid repetition somewhere in the video. and yeah, it is THAT unfunny.

i mean there are things in that video that i kinda agree. but when you voice it out, i actually WANT to like it because u dislike it. omg, you suck man.

[TripleDaggerX]

You totally sucks!!!

[om3r200]

dude sorry if i sound a lil harsh...but ure trying too hard to be funny. All u want is a smart-funny script and some good old editing! and change ur hair .... its girly

[larsedvartl]

Facebook should be in 3D

[wiwit42]

nice hair! LOL

[GoSaveTheCheerleader]

i think you forgot something

[aurayon]

Facebook sucks

[muddyblender]

copycat

[LanceMetal]

awesome

[henrysinaga]

What I love about facebook is that it doesn't allow people to change the layout, I used to be in Friendster and myspace ( a similiar SNS) loved it! until it allow user to arrange their own individual lay out, my eyes bleed to most of people profiles.

[seetherman1]

u seem like someone without an sense of humor

[moderndayknight54]

Nate your monolouging is amazing!

lol

[Cappuccinobabii]

i hate how people can tag themselves in ur photo and then its like basically theirs now i mean only the picture owner should be allowed to do that cuz my friend has a facebook but no pictures so every picture i have of her she tags so its hers now too

[kingtutt661]

Q: How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

[Venge5]

"...Its great for therapy, if anything else" LULZ

[colethemole92]

yeah some people tag me and idk why it's stupid cuz i'm not inn the fuckin picture,

[detachedlegs2]

HAHA I made a group mocking stupid groups, The group is about butter and how wonderful butter is!

[wy2hott4u]

gay

[mixdur123]

whats long, hairy in one end and possible to put in and out of the mouth over and over again?

toothbrushh...

[IMxJONASxOBSESSED]

NAHAHA

nah i wasn't thinking that at first! i read it n i was all "WOAH what do this got to do with this video!? but then i read the last part and i was like"Well still totally off the vie\deo topis but, HAHA!"

Lol

[tylercj]

when will there be a real online community?

im so sick of all of this!

great video!

ill never be apart of facebook!

[dancerxing5]

And of course, when ever you post a comment replying to a picture or something, they send you a message whenever some one else comments on it.

Then there's the people who CONSTANTLY update with cryptic messages about how angst filled their life is. -.-

[franpozi]

dude you can disable those emails on "settings" i did and it's really cool

[sparrowdarth]

Okay, so what exactly is so badabout the honesty box?

[westforestdesigns]

I love this dude even though he looks like a dork, he is awesome because I can not agree more and he has the same view of life as me.

[Jeriwu26]

shut up u fuck

[uJUSTgotJEPSONIZED]

What about 'pokes'

[clamobin]

you left out the top on my list

i hate how when you leave a comment on someone's picture or write on their wall, it sends out a little note to all of your friends and family on facebook. i dont think my aunt wants to read wat i said about how somebody looked like a dumbass or if i think some chick looks hot. basically, facebook is too damn public about everthing u do. id rather not flirt with some girl when my family is reading everything im saying

i know i can send a message too but fuck that

[dohene]

This was actually kinda funny.

And true.

[businessvitali]

I hate facebook ... find out why...

[imblackstar]

dude your so right! i dont ever add apps anymore because there so lame and pointless!

[zissou319]

Very good! I agree. ...duplicate groups good call.

[TaylorOnTheMic]

lmao i agree with so many of those