A Misogynist's Foam Adventure

[hark2e]

The commentary and music actually made this watchable. Good job.

[GerpieLPs]

Why the fuck does she have a handicap spot?

[letsplayerfanboy]

@GerpieLPs they may have brain damage because thier so wierd

[ShitboxXx360]

kharak is burning ;_;

[dudeistpriestman]

Les...are you really Tim Dildarian? You sound just like him.

[memyselfdinges]

This man, this fucking man, made me watch all 10 minutes and a whole fucking second.

I salute you.

You may be the cure.

[Sharpiesabre2]

Why the fuck do everyone have to hate? :/

[memyselfdinges]

@Sharpiesabre2 Wait, wait, HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.

You just watched 10 minutes AND A FULL FUCKING SECOND, WHY.

[Mornessar]

I just... I don't understand it. Have we as a society really reached a point where this kind of behavior is tolerated? People are free to think and believe whatever they want, of course, but there strikes me as something wrong about taking it in public and ruining other people's days. I just don't see why anybody would crave attention so much that they'd willingly seek the worst kind of attention. It baffles me.

Oh, and great commentary and music selections, Les. Colon-Dee.

[g9x16]

>theme from platoon

lol

[LunatikForce]

I'm coughing up blood right now.

Thanks, foam.

[ratboysgirl1013]

What happened to the actual video?



[yeahokwhynot]

@ratboysgirl1013

It's now unlisted. You need the direct link to see it.

/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

[Furyhunter]

I was sort of laughing at your commentary in a very morbid way, until I realized that you put Adagio for Strings in the background. Then I realized the scene from Homeworld.

Everything is gone. Kharak is burning.

[pineyfusion]

At first I was like "Oh dear god, this was me in high school....I was just as obnoxiously hyperactive and annoying"

Then I was like "These broads are in college?! What the hell, didn't they get their dosage of 'Grow the eff up!' already?!"

And now I'm like "Goddammit, I just waste 10 minutes on that shit?!"



[originalfriendly100]

Nope I'm not gay, yet...

[originalfriendly100]

Holy fuck I think I just turned gay.

Hold on let me watch some gay porn.

[arcindian]

Do feminist hate there own sons? or do they drown the demons upon birth?

[arcindian]

The female version of guy is gal isn't it. This video makes me consider homosexuality!

[TheShadowFog]

o_o

[teh1337storm]

I don't get it

I hate the fucking women in the video

[ChaotixMachine]

Yeah, these people are just more of the same, but a stupider version. Spending money they don't have on useless shit, making a lot of noise, and parading around showing off what they have when everyone around them simply doesn't give a fuck.

[JohntheNonCultist]

Despite being a nerdchan oldfag, this broke me. My soul is permanently scarred now. I am a broken man. I respect your decision, Beardly. If that's what it takes for me to validate whatever hatred I can feel at this moment, so be it.

[GyroZancross]

...Oh fuck. I figured it out. THIS IS BOWSER'S EVIL TEST! QUICK, TELEPO'T!

[CobaltBlazer]

i watched it and i don't get why people rage at this or whatever

it was two dumb asses obsessing over foam

[SisiEsprit]

As a woman, I find myself wishing the most horrible things upon the idiots in this video. I'm going to go crunch myself into a tiny ball and be angry about how much the behavior of those women sets us all, female and male alike, back as a society.

[LoticaStudios]

I watched all ten minutes. Fuck my life.

[TheTemplaroflight]

Why did they buy the foam to begin with?

[Aepotheosis]

@TheTemplaroflight they were going to make a fursuit. essentially it's a mascot costume

[SatomiForward]

@TheTemplaroflight They're furries. They want to make Fur-suits. *shudder*

[TheTemplaroflight]

@SatomiForward I see, I've only ever seen furies in captivity this is very enlightening seeing them in the wild and all...

[xNJxMaywood]

DON'T LEAVE HER HANGING

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

The sad thing is, I was doing pretty good whilst watching this. It was my roommate that told me "to shut it the fuck off" before forcibly closing the browser window.

[legend519]

LOL SO RANDUM.... these kinds of people are what's wrong with America

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

Les is officially the most willful person on the internet. It's finally official. I had to go through four monitors before I could watch this without punching the screen.

[loktyri]

Please do not compare those monsters to women.

[PW132yt]

I hope that foam was coated in chloroform.

[kji900]

You sound a lot like Joel from Rooster Teeth.

[OmnisDisciple]

@kji900 He sounds like the guy who plays Freeman in Freeman's mind.

[NoPigsNoProblems]

I'm violently ill.

[Axujen]

i watched of all of this while im high. i couldnt keep up with what the guy here is saying, i think its about how much he hates women that have foam

[EdsEnemy]

I like the fact that you put Barber's adagio for strings over it. That's a really great piece of music right there.

[DarkReshiram1]

Te women r offended including me

[grottypissedstained]

Fuck, the subtitles are so obnoxious.

[Anon371]

Still happy that Hitler lost the war?

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Don't worry Les, the things in this video aren't women, hell they aren't even people.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Okay, how are you supposed to have depth perception with a giant goddamn paw print covering one eye?

[nomuru2d]

My girlfriend and I have watched all 10 minutes of this. We are left to wonder who the hell gets this excited from stupid discount foam.

[SlayersZ]

@nomuru2d they have simple wants.

[hploveshack99]

Also, Agnus Dei is about the most appropriate music for this tragedy I can think of.

[hploveshack99]

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing with my life. I'm a traditionalist, and I have a very classic way of looking at life. This has isolated me from my peers and I find myself disconnected from modern society, as my friends laugh and giggle, making the smallest things the funnest and most magical things in the world, and that makes me question myself. Am I just a relic, a man who lives his life without a moment of lightness or happiness? Then I watch foam adventure and i'm like NEVER FUCKING MIND

[EdsEnemy]

@hploveshack99 Yeah.

[CsStoker]

@hploveshack99 Amen bro

[SteakBentley]

@hploveshack99

This is currently my favorite comment on youtube.

Not that that is much of an honor to give, but still.

[PanicAttackRelief]

The foam adventure is removed from youtube due to disturbing content.

[BluhBluhDuck]

I cheated. I only heard the audio, because the video itself was poisonous to my eyes.

AND I'M STILL SUFFERING

[Beecels]

you are allowed to hate these two, they are useless

[ToxBoxProductions]

I thought this video was something that was kept hidden far away in my darkest nightmares. Something that I was confident that I needn't have to face in my reality. I have realized now that I was wrong. This misogynist world has become too much for me, and these empty foam adventures will only fuel my fears. Tell my mother that I loved her, and that I don't blame her for anything anymore. :CC

[thecoloradanempire]

They spent, like, 84 dollars on foam, because they thought it'd be hilarious. They deserve every bad thing that will ever happen to them.

[MatStarv]

@thecoloradanempire They spent that much because they use a ton of it to make outstanding costumes.

[thecoloradanempire]

@MatStarv That is no excuse.

[lich109]

If I can stomach Dan Mcneely reading MDickie's blog I can stomach this.

[DebugOctopus]

I watched the whole thing deal with it.

[Narkissiable]

They shouldn't be driving under the influence. My goodness.

[soraboy93]

so appropriate you called them "bitches".they might even like it.

[Tsumekia]

I could never watch the whole thing until your version Les. Your voice gave me the strength to continue.

[GamesR4FITE]

I'm a girl...and I found this whole video hilarious.

[obrinian]

i soo fucking hate furries!!!

[Teronsuke]

The last minute of this video was the most entertaining part.

[Mrcoolz3000]

I watched the whole 10 minutes, and clicked show more to see that the category was "Pets & Animals"

[salvo711]

I watched all 10 minutes.

Great score, by the way. This should be extended to a short film or something.

[metbobobo]

i give my feelings out to not Les or me or others but that poor innocent foam to 1 have to take a ride back with those things and then rolled in the pulled out to till it is stretched to death.

[RawrWolfie]

@metbobobo

For some reason, reading that made me very depressed.

Foam holocaust 2010, never forget.

[metbobobo]

@RawrWolfie lol i will never forget the day that the poor innocent foam was stolen from it own home to be abused.

[TheIr0nMike]

If this video existed over 100 years ago, the suffragist and feminist movement would have never taken off. Not because no one would take them seriously (though that would be true), but also because everyone who would have started or played a large part in the movements wouldn't have even bothered trying.

[JumpJetFriend]

I watched all 10 minutes, and I did not hear a word LesBeardly said because my brain was in the process of shutting down.

[AssassinTheHasson]

@JumpJetFriend I managed to hear everything he said, but when he got on that feminist talk I drifted away into something like a seizure.

[crazyrabbits]

I'm still trying to decide what's worse: this or Interior Semiotics.

[LtSarge]

I love the very stern lectures or comments you read off that detail how woman should be treated with greater respect, all the while looking at two fine examples of why people don't respect woman.

[Magus12000BC]

I almost didn't make it at the "I'm a doctor!" part. I almost turned it off......almost.

Eighty-Five Dollars!? Eighty-Five fucking Dollars to make this pointless goddamn video!? Really!? REALLY!!?

Where do these dumb broads live? I want to break their legs with a fucking ball bat!

[TurboNemesis]

@Magus12000BC oh no no, visit their channel. it wasnt a pointless video. that foam was totally necessary so that they could continue making pokemon costumes.

[haloboy330]

I completely understand why they have that handicapped card.

[CrackerWalkthroughs]

PURGE THE HERETICS! Seriously, if they wanna be animals so much let's hunt 'em for sport!

[tenchimuyo69]

@CrackerWalkthroughs

"SHOOOOOOOOOE SALE!" 

[Dh0m0chevsky]

*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*

[ForceTrekkie]

Hey does anyone know what the classical music that plays for the majority of the video, starting at about 3 minutes, is?

[Zelnick]

@ForceTrekkie it is Adagio for Strings. And then for the last minute it is Dies Irae Dies Irae if you wanted to know.

[EdMan6623]

@ForceTrekkie The song is "Adagio for Strings"

[OurBenefactors]

whether or not it's played-out to hate furries on the internet in 2011, just a reminder that they're the still the exact same human garbage they were 7 years ago

[MadSurge]

As of this writing, the video has 785 likes and 6035 dislikes. I'm sorry, 6036. It seriously was worth watching LesBeardly getting mad at these bitches. Not mysoginist either, but such annoying cunts deserve this and more, furries or not.

[Pfargtl9001]

All ten minutes.

What the fuck did I just watch. I love how your commentary seems to be not misogynist when it actually is.

[JCGver]

I watch 2 girls one cup during breakfast without skipping a beat, but i'm stopping this at 4:08 i can't take it anymore. Dunno it's kind of a good feeling, there still is something on the internet i can't stomach

[VanIntegral]

I watched the whole thing purely out of curiousity as to why you would need to buy almost 100 dollars worth of foam...surely they had some sort of project planned right? I hope there was a second video or something showing that they actually did use it for something productive, and not just so they can say "OH LOOK GUYS, WE BOUGHT FOAM! LOOK AT ALL THE FOAM WE HAVE! AREN'T WE WACKY? GOD WE'RE SO CRAZY AREN'T WE? GOD WE'RE SO UNIQUE AND SPIRITED LOOK AT ALL OUR FOOOOOOAAAAM!"

[QCIC56]

@VanIntegral hey, it's good for the economy

[Ganondork24]

Thanks, now I'm gay.

[TreyBurdick]

@Ganondork24 you too?

[InvisibleSandwichTM]

After playing large amounts of DotA and League of Legends, a few girls (They're not acting very mature) doing mildly unusual things with foam and yipping around are small fry.

Truely, this is quite insignificant in the face of the yawning void.

[Ivantheserious]

....Annoyed to the max...

[SourJovis]

Well at least I learned women can drive. Without hands even. While holding a camera and filming out of the window.

[Methusael86]

Damn it, now I have an urge to go out and buy foam.

[drwt03]

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

[dooplissfan47]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS IT MAKES ME SICK. ( Why did you go on a FOAM ADVENTURE????)

[ncala]

I did it...

I actually watched the hole thing...

Granted, I have spontaneously developed searing hatred for women ,and my right eye is twitching out of control, and I'm pretty sure a part of my brain just immolated itself at the same time, and I have been muttering "It hurts, it hurts" nonstop for the last minute of the video.... but I did it.

...It hurts.

[kingbooforums]

holy shit, I don't know whats worse. there retarded video or this boring piece of shit.

[RawrWolfie]

@meatballclownslol

Fucking awesome.

[nomedeusuarionaodisp]

And ten minutes later, I still have no idea of how I should react to this.

[xbxDaniel]

My favorite part is that the "doctor" has an evanessence t-shirt.

[mohdfaizlamin]

Finally showing your true nature, eh?

[ChezJamesy]

not 5 seconds in and im somehow flooded by the innate desire to kick them both in the head just to try and get some sense into them. I think its a fight or flight reaction but im not too sure.

[MCDillinger]

I regret watching all of 10 minutes.

I am horrified to see that young women clearly around my age are acting so stupid and immature. It is now clear that I must discover a way to literally live inside Minecraft.

[FrozenFoxy]

I got through it... wasn't really all that bad. Annoying, but not bad. I honestly can't fathom the reason people are calling these girls "communists" or "not human" or "trash" - they're just moronic. There's a vast difference. What made me upset with them was the fact they drive while acting crazy without thought for safety of others on the road, and the fact that the highway signs mean they live within 50 miles of me. Goddamn the road seems far more dangerous now.

[Bigbattle22]

I saw all 10 minutes, I think my brain cells died.

[LunarAphelion]

The commentary on this was annoying and distracting. The level of dumb in this video is such that it doesn't need commentary.

[Thomal9]

I can now add Foam to my list of "things the internet has ruined for me"

[oxer]

i am a lady and I love you. PLEASE CONTINUE BEING AMAZING.

[FanTomeBoosh]

It hurts... :(

[4youglencoco]

These are the stupidest broads I have ever fucking seen.

[BenjaminGlatt]

Why am I not surprised that at least one of the people in this video is a fucking furry?

[cowtzu]

A+ would buy from again

[cowtzu]

My opinion of women has been in decline for a long time. I relate to this video in so many ways. I kept my fingers crossed that these girls would crash on the way home.

[invertin]

Goddamn I'm being whiteknighty today.

[TheRealCamocat]

Dude, you ruined that clip. Originally it was funny. Anyhoozles, what's your deal? Why not pick on some Trekkie instead? Those 2 are very nice, your givin' them a bad name. -_-

[EinDose]

@TheRealCamocat I dunno, Trekkies tend not to make me want to shoot myself to relieve myself of the knowledge that I have to live on the same planet as these people.

[NecroAnjelis]

I too have not learned my lesson. I demand those 10 minutes of my life back good sir!!!

[SeraphCrimson777]

I've met a lot of annoying fangirls in my time, but these two take the cake. I wonder what it must be like to know them personally...

[TheJinxrr]

@SeraphCrimson777 RANDOM AND WACKY HEHEHE. Enough so to make you long for the receiving end of a high caliber bullet, I'd imagine.

[WombatCyborg]

this is the most stunningly deep philosophical discussion to be underscored by unspeakable horror

[Dyz7]

I've heard the song at the end, but I don't know the name. What is it?

[umbrellashotgunman]

@Dyz7 The Deus Irae from Giuseppe Verdi's setting of the Requiem. However, the composer is best known among classical music aficionados for his operas, some of the most famous of which are Aida, Rigoletto, Il Trovatore, La traviata, Nabucco, Otello, and Falstaff; in fact, Verdi is generally considered to be, along with Richard Wagner, the greatest opera composer of the 19th century. Anyone who's at least heard a couple snippets of Italian opera can probably recognize at least one of his tunes.

[umbrellashotgunman]

@umbrellashotgunman Verdi was also one of the figureheads of Italian unification, and even served on its parliament for a time; his funeral was one of the largest public events ever held in Italy. All of which makes it a damn shame that he has to share a video with these dumb bitches.

[EdmacZ]

I've seen some pretty stupid shit on the internet, and nothing has bothered me. I thought I was desensitized and immune to rage. I watched Jessi Slaughter and Chris-Chan and they didn't bug me. In fact I felt some sort of sympathy for how pathetic they are.

But this...

This is...the first time where I ever imagined horrible things happening to the people in this video.

[DandymanMessiah]

I am breathing through a brown paper bag.

[nerdude1010]

I TINK TOSE GIRLZ Z AWESUM, U SUX0RZ111!!11

[EagerSleeper]

These monsters are the most disgusting things I've ever had the actual chance to come into close contact with.

[AlexdDark]

a motherfucking tail.

[Icerama108]

A fucking, tail.

[M1K3YM0]

@Icerama108 Yeah I didn't know what the fuck until I saw that; then it all made sense.

[Icerama108]

@M1K3YM0

And too did the handy cap spot.

[therebelmedic]

I frequently drive-by-annoying people.

[Dmitrisnikioff]

I watched the entire video.

I think I am in love. I thought no-one shared my great love for foam.

Foam Foam Foam

I totally luv it :#

Although the ending is sad. It is like sitcom, where nothing changes.

[Jeshikun]

What dictionary did that person read that had such an offensive definition?! "an adult female person (as opposed to a man)" is the only definition I've ever found, It's the same as for men: an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman).

[vrxnoodles]

this makes me angry

[bsphil]

I think I'm going to minor in misogyny after watching what chunks of the video I managed to muscle through. As a typically laid-back person, I've never wanted harder to deck that chick in the face, then take a picture of her crying with blood pouring from her nose and mail it to her parents. I can only assume they would both commend me for my efforts.

[bsphil]

@bsphil

Oh wait, they're furries.

Shit this all makes sense.

[FuturePants]

I'm sorry les I couldn't finish this...

I have a hangover and this... thing is making me want to systematically chop off my ears, eyes, and then kill myself.

[Iwuznothere]

Why would you submit this video? Why would anyone ever make the content for this to occur?

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

I honestly hate women now.

So randum! ^_^ yay foamzorz!

Murder should be legal in special cases such as this.

[FourthDerivative]

"Adagio For Strings" really is a beautiful piece. It's always brought a tear to my eye. Of course, now it makes me weep for an entirely different reason.

[lawlguyXD]

DOES NO ONE NOT EVEN NOTICED THAT ONE DUDE TOWARD THE END???? AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?

[LordTyphoon]

I died tonight.

[TheRetroman]

I enjoyed listening to this social commentary, but the drone of the source video over which you spoke drove me to tears...

I'm so sorry, Les Beardly.

[tinkyXIII]

These are furries. Not women. Treat the trash like trash, I say.

[TheJinxrr]

I watched the whole video, but... at what price... oh God...

[rizuhbull]

The cashier at 1:05 looks like she wants to slit her wrists.

[SHADOWDOOOM]

i watched this video to the end, and i agree and understand what you are talking about.

[BSMaker]

you just mad that you have no foam

[Lenoh]

Narufags.

[9video9player]

I WATCHED ALL OF IT!

I REGRET THAT DECISION.

[90sHeroMAXD]

first 5 seconds and I was about to give up.

[RainWizard483]

Anyone else chuckle that he called them bitches and they picture themselves as dogs in the beginning? Seems like the most appropriate insult after the whole video.

[insertnickname]

With the music and this commentary i get a very kubrickian vibe from this video.

[Judgement40]

I listened to all 10 minutes and it was worth it for the breakdown at the end.

[TheKatIsBackAgain]

I'm a female and I want to kill these idiots.

[Setshi]

All I have to say is.... FUR FAGS!!!

[ZeetherKID77]

I remember this video and I never expected someone to do a commentary. Bravo for you.

[Morecrowbar]

Oh dear god, I live near them. I've been to that same Hancock's.

[LlortnA]

I'm expecting something funny to happen with this commentary . . . if not I'm gonna go an hero.

[MyNameIsTibbles]

Whats the choir type epic song at the end at 9:15?