OMFG - LOTR: War in the North [Part 23] - Trish loves Dragons....too much

[seanmj1washere]

AHIT THE FUCK UP TRISH! Your supposed to defy the dragon :P

[falconfan018]

15:30 you could say a little birdie told them AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[nkachukwutheman]

I also dont exsit LOL

[nkachukwutheman]

WOWcrendor FTW

[MrDsmitchell]

make trish fall of a cliff

[MrWarbarney]

Seriously, why the fuck did they bother trying to find the wizard and finding the dragon if they were to chicken to fight him the whole time. Its no wonder these guys get a crummy half baked game as their story, they aren't worth of a childrens pamphlet let alone a book

[over181471]

@MrWarbarney are you talking about the game or them?

[MrWarbarney]

@over181471 The game, jesse and crendor were eager as hell to kill the dragon (while trish just loved it which is still a reason to find it) the game however refuses to even let them try and instead makes the characters act like cowards

[MrWarbarney]

That really is a badass dragon I'm not even playing and all I could think was *say passing through!! hes going to eat you my god say passing through and run!!*

[SpeCifiC0507]

Now that's a badass Dragon. That's how Dragons should look like, take notes Skyrim!

[Eiskreiger]

@SpeCifiC0507 The dragons in skyrim were pretty okay, weren't they? The elder scroll games always have had much more focus on quantity rather then quality.

[Foundationstv]

I don't think the Big hammer guys are Uruk-Hai. I think they are Half Trolls. But I could be wrong.

[holyschnicky]

LoL nerdgasm



[ThePokeCardCollector]

i love how crendor said "Lets make a deal!"

[93kirov]

best looking dragon i have seen in any game 

[LaydayEruanna]

That slightly awkward moment when your vocabulary consists of perfectly normal words like 'bravado' and other oddities, and English is your second language. >_>

[sakrefunholy]

am i the only one who think that the dragon reminds me somehow with the evil cat in alice: madness returns? O_o

[nysoni]

Holy shit at 8:20 I was thinking the same thing and we both said it in synchronization 8D awesome sauce

[twiztidfoo]

I need some bravacado.

[bro123bro123]

All of the orc women are in the tents making sammiches.

[KelnelK]

Kind of like grandeur

[Traxexz]

are you guys on drugs? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jazbez1]

3:00 you're thinking of the Urikei (i cannot spell that at all -.- )

[FuhQto]

@Jazbez1 uruk hai

[steve240291]

It's like listening to beavis, and butt-head's girlfriend. "Like tiny boobies?" - "Tuhuhu.. tuhuhuh.."

[GoldRyujinn]

Urgost gives me a total Dr. Claw vibe. "I'll get you next time, Elf...next time!"

[RyusaiTheHunter]

i love that the dragon sounds like the "demon suit" from Crysis2

[arbeter1000]

There like golems made of clay or mud

[nobodyimp]

@monkeymanisons Not sure if troll, or just stupid... I'm not trying to be offensive here, but please look up the definition rather than trusting your self defined version. Bravery would have worked with that sentence structure, the fact that he said bravado would imply straight away it had a different meaning :/

[Shoden19]

They drink lots of skooma ahh gotta love that sweet moon necta

[monkeymanisons]

My parents who do you think i am 12?!

[Skilldal]

the way orcs and uruk-hai is created is by dead people, dead elfs make uruk-hais dead men make orcs.

[HurtMyBass]

Uruk-Hai are corrupted elves. They are corrupted in the same pits where Orcs are grown. Yes grown, like vegetables.

[reesyboyo]

@HurtMyBass Dude, wrong way around xD

[Cererunswiftclaw]

@HurtMyBass actually uruk-hai are a constuct made form orginal orcs, mud, and saruman's magic

[MrWarbarney]

@HurtMyBass I thought they were a cross breeding of goblin and orc to have the strength of orcs and the smarts of goblins

[orizx2]

(brə-vä'dō)

n., pl., -dos, or -does. 1. a. Defiant or swaggering behavior: strove to prevent our courage from turning into bravado. b. A pretense of courage; a false show of bravery. 2. A disposition toward showy defiance or false expressions of courage.

[Maddiemoo246]

Bravado means ego I think...

[nobodyimp]

Look at these trolls guessing what Bravado means and making me say what it actually means... defiant behaviour. :|

[monkeymanisons]

@nobodyimp Well you sound like a dick becuase it means bravery.

[Frozenking44]

@monkeymanisons Now you seem like an idiot because he was right.

[TotaIBoss]

Bravado" is the second track by the Canadian power trio Rush on their 1991 album, Roll the Bones - Thanks Wiki!!

[shanadir]

there is great american literature?

[TheDeathFetus]

I would buy it.

[corgot93]

even the dragon thinks the men are smarter than this elf women XD

[kingkwong95]

wtf was jesse doing during the beatboxing o.O

[MitchofSmeg]

I believe Bravado was an old old wooden ship.....

[poprop0123]

orcs are corrupted elves goblins are corrupted humans and hobits i think

[darkenwarrior]

I was getting wayy into that beatboxing music

[forceuser98]

Elves and goblins made little babby orcs

[willymcguire]

NO NO NO! It's Broccoli & Avacado, not Bravo. 5hat would be just sick.:-P

[banido]

The Naga in Warcraft 3 were fallen Elves.

[hmnhntr]

the only thing is, can't dragon's hypnotize people if you look them directly in the eyes in the LotR universe?

[Whiskey21882]

In the game the human is the ranger and the elf is the wizard, in the film the elf is the ranger and the human is the wizard... DWARFS ARE BORN TO TANK

[GreenEyedSerb]

@Whiskey21882 Wizards aren't humans. They are Istari. Kinda like Angels. Cherub angels.

[Whiskey21882]

@GreenEyedSerb Ok but my man point remans, DWARFS ARE BORN TO TANK XD

[Broomsticgirl]

Well, normally orcs beat eachother up or eat stuff... and occasionally they look for man flesh. Their are no orc girls, they used to be elves that were tortured and mussed up. I think trolls are descended from stone giants. Go Lore!!!!!!

[GreenEyedSerb]

@Broomsticgirl I can't believe I'm doing this, but here goes a lore off! Tolkien never spoke of the Orc reproductive habits and the "Corrupted Elves" theory became predominant in LotR lore post Sylmarilion. He himself wrote that " Orcs grew in number like the Men of Old" once. Olog Hai were made in mockery of Ents just as the Orcs were created in mockery of Ents via the corruption of other races, per Treebeard.

[TheCejloncaj]

The best episode! Totally illegally dling crendor's techno!

[HejJagHeterAntonxD]

I'm not twelve. >:C

I'm thirteen. =w=

[opticOMEGA]

I'm almost twelve :)

[grishnak991]

I don't know why I watch this... In almost every episode I cringe because they rape the lore... xD

[vtc193]

I can't help but think that Jesse the Nord would have a different conversation with the dragon.

[themisfitgamer]

"reading the great american literature"

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA....haaaaaaahaha­ha...

oh jessie, you are funny!

[imragdoll]

U MAD DRAGON??? U MAD

[MalogorLP]

I luve trish :)

[Mr84610]

The top two comments for this video shows what kind of audience it's attracting.

[icentfindaname]

Oooo that dragon is so cute :3

[wlman303]

O.O Jesse knew i was trying to illegaly download Crendors techno

[MrEvanp123]

jesse im ten lol

[Lukishika]

@MrEvanp123 you are not the only 1

[MrsXoXbabyfaceXoX]

*way



[MrsXoXbabyfaceXoX]

crendor thinks we to much xd just like me.. i like it ;p

[dragirby]

in this episode, jesse learns to not use power potions

[dragirby]

when i type in YouTube, OMFGcata comes up before it on my history,

success 

[kurojima]

wow, what a terrible game, why giving "choices" if they dont matter at all - this discussion with the dragon was pointless, the game designers could basically have said "YOU WILL DO IT AS WE WANT because its not a game its a "movie""

[deathtoppingwow1]

@kurojima this isnt skyrim and they give u options so you can get information for lore that doesnt make it a terrible game

[L3mm0n2]

@kurojima all games do this. Even Deus Ex did it. If they gave you game changing options like how you say you want them to be the whole way through the actual story line would be extremely small because the amount of content would be massive to make all these different branching bits.

[tsrrst101]

@kurojima The purpose of it is to explain the lore, and some of the choices are often for people who never read the books/watched the movies and know nothing about it.It's called a storyline.Turns out,RPG's have them quite often.

[kurojima]

@tsrrst101 turns out books and movies follow storylines, a video game can something do called "INTERACTION", i know, its gotten very very rare in modern games, but why bother calling it roleplaying if you dont play a/your role but just follow a big red tape thats restricting you every corner

[tsrrst101]

@kurojima Well,I can definately see your point,but this game just wasn't made that way. When I played I was slightly disapointed that you had no choice, but there was no point in me complaining about it, because I still enjoyed the combat.

[randommaster321]

HEY IM NOT 12!!!!

im 11 -.-

[Nedread]

Alexstrasza has a dragon beard...

[bartekuh]

> It's a deal

> We can't trust you

> U MAD BRO?!

[TheAwesomoe]

I thought the dragon really was going to fight you, so i was buttclenching and going"JUST ACCEPT IT!!!-:("

[Mrcake422]

I used to like dragon, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Rogno666]

Get yo facts right, a girl can be a bro, but isnt allowed to read the holy Brocode

[mitna]

bra·va·do

Noun:

A bold manner or a show of boldness intended to impress or intimidate.

[xRevan116x]

Parents?! Whaasa

[Yario27]

I demand a dubstep track by JesseCox and WoWCrendor for only 14,99- !

[MrHedgehog380]

Lore time!

Jesse is right, Orcs were Elves corrupted by the first Dark Lord Morgoth (Sauron's boss). Trolls are similar, but they were an evil mimicry of Ents (the walking trees), not Elves.

[HezekialtheAvenger]

Lore fail = orc's are dead men that were dug up and spawned again, Uruk-hai were the reanimated elves.

[CichyNightwave]

@HezekialtheAvenger

Lore fail= too much movies , orck where elves , uruk-hai are hybrid of orcs and mans

[senifil]

@CichyNightwave It seems you are right. But didn't Saruman say in The Two Towers that they were once elves when they breed the Uruk hai? Is that a lore mistake in the movies?

[arcainjust]

@senifil it was never really conformed it is known that Uruk hai are half orcsbut it was not clear wiether they were breeded with humans or with goblins (which are another type of orc anyways) as fr the origin of orcs it has always been an open question as the writer himself did not seem to make up his mind about it...so the corrupted elf theory was the most populer..the writter did not makeup his mind about them =_=

[CichyNightwave]

@senifil Yes i think so , there was more lore mistakes ,and some of them was rather big ones , like Aruen saving Frodo . But still awesome movie

[vesji]

Trish is a great person.

[rectortheo]

guys are legally bound to be obsessed with booty

[CrystalKabuto]

<3 the dragon~! He is so awsome! And pretty. And cute o.O.

[Mandyshizzleful]

I like dubstep and I am offended by 4:57

[Ghormac]

I LOVE dragons so much!

[perkela1]

woke up, hunched up in the sofa with nothing but my boxer on.. no recollection of last night... I'm glad this greeted me and made the promise of a not to hellish day :D

[wormsworld445]

orcs are only plants in the warhammer 40k universe

[facehugger111]

@wormsworld445 well thats not technically true... they start as mould like spores that grow into orks...

[sanderspost11228]

MY PARENTS? how old do you think i am 12?

IM 13!!

[oredragono]

"I have blood all over me." =D

[Cipher655]

THE DRAGIN HAS A BEARD! he's a dwarfy-dragon!

[SovandeKattenWTF]

Woob Wooob Woob Wooooob wooob

[indalamar92]

actually the bro code says that girls can be bros (for Trish)

noo the dwarves are dying, hurry up, I can't wait until the next episode.

fight the dragon, die and restart the game cuz you died -.-

[pewlagon]

Bravado means it's time to walk the dinosaur.

[SuperMcMeow]

I wouldn't have a problem with the selling of items, but Jesse could you at least give the items that can only be used by Trish, and Crendor to them instead of selling them. That also goes for Trish and Crendor!

[ShaaBoozey]

Crendor need to realease albums :D

[pewlagon]

"20 Minutes Selling Crap" we have a new song from Frankenstein Joe's "Best of"

[BBCamerican123]

There are no orc women, nor are there orc babies. Orcs were created by Sauran twisting elven stock into what we call orcs.

[Muck006]

@BBCamerican123 Orcs werent created by Sauron but by his former master Melkor.

[PortiaGaming]

who do you think i am 12?! "yes i think you're the number 12." I realized either wow or jesses talks like he's getting to the punchline of a joek because his voice gets higher and he sounds like he's laughing

[ranscot]

Only with bravado could Crendor present himself as well educated.

[Psyrusaurus]

I feel funny that the moment jesse said "dragon dick" I immediately looked at my closet and thought of the Bad Dragon toy kept in its depths X3

[Koniassu]

@Psyrusaurus o.o... i feel incredibly pervy for knowing what that is...

[Psyrusaurus]

@Koniassu Hehehe I think alot of furs have at least heard of them.

[alestercane]

@Psyrusaurus *cough* boxie *cough* that is all.

[hexen203]

Pityful... a game that offers no alternate content... Why not fight the dragon and be able to kill him with much efort? Perhaps because the game is... bad? Oh if it wasn't for the funny commentary.

[MrBubbles40]

Who else searched up what Booty Kings was.

[RTEGB1]

Who other than myself started to do random noises at 4:15 ? hahaha

[Yesman812]

I agree with Trish, dragons are cute........until they bite your head off.

[TheNeozoid]

howwould you feel if i said i used DownloadHelper to download the vid fremake to convert it to mp3 trimmed the audio down to the techno bit in movie maker and made it loop 150 times

[AnchalagonTheBlack]

"Who do you think I am, 11?!?"

[TheNeozoid]

yay



[doomrider72]

the dragon needs a carn dum

[tboss2447]

yay dragon gets to live ^_^

[650sFinnest]

their techno remix was awesome lol

[failboter]

I will never eat mcdonalds again than you jessie and crendor

[tbomba117]

Tolken was a chick OMG SPOILERS!

[Triqsss]

He's so cute! Look at his little teeth :3

[platypusvids]

@destroyusall

Tolkein didn't fight Nazis. He fought in WWI with his pal C.S Lewis. His son Christopher was the one who fought in WWII

[platypusvids]

@Rethic

Yes, orcs are related to elves. Morgoth captured elves and corrupted them to be his own people and work as his soldiers. They became orcs. Read the silmarillion

[Rethic]

@platypusvids Sure, bro

[jared743]

@platypusvids I love reading, and I read very quickly. I like the Middle-Earth world, and I fully read all books, even if I think they are not very good... But I cannot get through the Silmarillion. I have tried four times now, and have only made it past page 88 once. That time I got to 124 before just being bored out of my mind. I really wish I could get into it, but something about it just hurts to read. Someone told me it gets better later, but I am unwilling to skip ahead.

[Psychomaniac363]

@jared743 same -.- I can't make it past about 50 pages in... its so dull at the start i guess

[MrHippo00100]

brovado- the douche bag cousin of the avocado.

[platypusvids]

@99bulldog

You are very right, but his son Christopher fought in WW2 so there can be some parallels drawn to WW2, but obviously not as many

[dsdk666]

Crendor's techno sounded like a cat hacking up a furball

[Rethic]

Orcs are in no way related to Elves. The Uruk-Hai however, are a cross-breed made up from Orcs and Elves.

[Blaxel1]

Make sure to get that lootants

[itachiofleaf]

That dragon sounds alot like Dr.claw from Inspector Gadget

[MariosGuy]

@itachiofleaf i'll get you next time gadget...nexxtt tiiimeeee :D haha i've actually been watching alot of that on hulu after seeing AVGN's review of it. yay nostalgia

[neurro]

The Orcs were originally elves, which were cross-breeded with other races to make what they are now.  They're "created" so there's no need for females. BAM.

[Arcterion]

-googles Superhead-

-some chick's wiki page-

Who the fuck is this? :|

[TheCeliance]

As a 12 year old I would just like to say WE ARE NOT INNOCENT I am twelve and I've Already been expelled!

[pyromite13]

@TheCeliance npt everyone gets expelled. where im from nobody in my grade got expelled until we were freshman. but i agree, not all 12 yr olds are innocent.

[pyromite13]

@pyromite13 *not*

[IGOCRUNK]

Bravado.

...

Trademarked.

[destroyusall]

@omfgcata so Mcdonalds chickens are hermaphrodites now ? oh Jesse. also, stop buying items and not using them lol

[thavador]

Guess my new ringtone, youtubez

[Visseking]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

I do belive that bravado is derived from bravery. Id est, possessing bravado is synonymous with being brave.

[Brokenlordike]

@Visseking Bravado is a false bravery. A bravery that is only shown on the face, but inside, you're scared shitless.

[Visseking]

@Brokenlordike So - basically in that case it's exactly the same as bravery without stupidity. Which is the definiton of genuine bravery if anything in my book. It can be discussed of course and surely can be evaluated from a case to case perspective.

Then again you could refer to the pretense of bravery whereas the character would not fulfill its threats...

[mbdode3290]

Urgost looks more intimidating than Deathwing =/

[MinecraftMegaWatcher]

I was eating a ckinkenwing

[lordnerfking1]

Orcish women are kept in captive for entertainment and breeding purposes only.

My theory^

[Darkfiretiger2004]

@lordnerfking1 In LOTR? Tolkien confirmed that they existed outside of the books but never went into any details stating that in his stories orcs are only seen as soldiers and there were no female orc soldiers.

[destroyusall]

@Darkfiretiger2004 There based of the nazi soldiers Tolkien faught in WW2, in the books/movie you know the swamp (movie 2) thats the interpritation of the battle of the somme. basically, Tolkien made every character have a trait of him self in them.

[99bulldog]

@destroyusall Tolkien didn't fight in WW2 he fought in WW1. The hobbit was written in the early 1930's, and he began writing Lord of the Rings in 1937 because his publisher wanted a follow up to The hobbit.

[thisisWEEE]

a comment about what bravado means

[Bjarkenb]

You at least got that right, Crendor - in WoW elves originated from trolls - not confirmed as far as i know, but no doubt :P

[oxane240]

@Bjarkenb it is confirmed :) wowwiki.com