MST3K Agent for H.A.R.M. 9/9

[apbv2point0]

This is anti-porn. In cardigans.

[ChaoticYak]

The combination of the spaz chop and the pocket wound were just too much for the old man.

[akje93]

Horrible Action Ripoff Movie

[NeedsContent]

Uuuugh, I have to go wash the sleaze off.

[LonewolfSojourner]

Man this is the most depressing movie ever, mighty elderly man is dead, baby woman's going to jail, there's still no antidote to the spore weapon, and Adam Chance lives to botch another case.

[Archangel101576]

This must be the smarmiest, stupidest agent on the planet.

[demonella]

........now I want some Amish fudge.

[mystermyme]

I think I've figured it out. Whenever he's wearing a suit he becomes insufferably smug, that's why they make him wear the cardigan to take him down a notch.

[Kinemacolor]

I just noticed Pearl has TV's Frank's hair.

[UpSky2]

Has Always Really Muffed-it

[melodyssong4916]

Die.

[CarmelCrunch13]

"How long have you known?"

my cardigan alerted me some time ago....

[ColonelHoraldo]

So they didn't solve the spore thing at all? Good job Adam!

[Theburn77]

I left a big pool of something over there

[ryanb52]

Dear Medical Examiner,

Put my friend in the best pail money can buy.

Well, looks like I'm running out of room...

Best wishes,

Adam 'H.A.R.M.' Chance

[crazedscreenwriter]

The only thing he did in this movie was call the Vienna Archery Association?

[Wyatt19961212]

Hairy Ass Reveling Monkeys or Happy Amish Ratty Mushroom (men)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hmmm... what should I almost wear today?

Oh, no, now he's gonna go over and lightly kiss his boss!

[jekblom123]

I missed why they kept making references to that woman being a baby. I think shes pretty hot.

[Jlhlov18]

UH BARF...HE's so damn CREEPY! God I hate adam

[ElveeKaye]

It's AH-mish, not AY-mish. That bugs me. :oP

[Tareltonlives]

That's not even TRYING to make sense!

[watda74]

Mike and the Bots' blatant disgust for the smarm of HARM is pure gold. X-D

[watda74]

(8)Michael rowed the boat ashore, Hallelujah...(8)

Sorry, Sunday school flashback.

[XxAgentLennonxX]

Only now does he put on a suit...

And his smarminess makes me want to punch him...

[Tareltonlives]

ONLY punch him? I want to put him into a sheet-metal crimper

[Kinemacolour]

It appears over the world map in Wendell Corey's office.

[Havokshammer]

Did they ever say was H.A.R.M. was an acronym for or did I miss it ?

[watda74]

Horny

Agents

Regularly

Mince.

I could be wrong, though. :-D

[ElveeKaye]

Hamsters Ambulating Rather Merrily

[NUTCASE71733]

Hairy-Assed Retards Mating

[trapadoored]

@Havokshammer

I'm just gonna take Mike and the bot's word for it and believe it means "Hot and Ready man"

[swgmigraines]

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

[Kinemacolour]

Does Pearl have TV's Frank's hair?

[corazondfuego]

This guy's even more unlikable as a "hero" than Mitchell!

[MattChrisF]

"Can I borrow your liver for the weekend?"

[dma69nyc]

Here's the windup...and there's the smarm.

We were just saying goodbye...with our reproductive organs.

Case closed?

And bar open. Let's go.

Case closed.

[thefly869]

"Die"

[jeannec1]

The real climax to this movie is finding out that you can call archery associations to get descriptions of contestants.

[Goblinxx1]

@jeannec1 Da-da DA DAAA!

[Deadboyalpha]

Said it once, I'll say it again. Hands down, this is one of my all time favorite episodes.

Thanks again, fabricatedego.