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  • ashley handled that like a boss

  • lol Had this game for years and never could bring myself to be an ass to Ashley. This conversation made me LMAO

  • poor Ashley...that was a massive trolling xD

  • Haha! That was hilarious!! Good thing there's no companion approval system. You can be a jerk with no consequences xD

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  • 'He must have been a very boring man'

    3:31, he's showing off to the camera's.

  • every line just gets funnier and funnier every time i watch this...

  • "That depends if you have a problem with those who don't believe in god?"

    On youtube, all i see is exactly the opposite!

    Almost every atheist appears to have some kind of problem with people who believes in god and never stops jerking about it.

    I can understand teasing an actual zealot... but not teasing everyone who writes the word "god".

  • Why is the renegade option being an atheist?

  • @nocliper101 the (default) paragon option seems a bit atheist to me too, just more politely

    it's only one of the "flirty" options (for lack of a better word) that have Shepard believing in a higher power

  • @nocliper101 No it's because if you choose the top option, you're choosing to romance ashley. being athiest was put in the middle meaning you're not romancing ashley... so there was no difference. the bottom one was just being a plain out jerk!

  • "They're gonna keep their jeans ON around my sister."

    Who wears jeans in Mass Effect? In fact even civilians wear the same damn army uniform Shepard and everyone else wears! Or, as an alternative that wierd overall lookin' thing. I mean, these are casual clothes? What DID happen to T-shirt and jeans?

  • 3:15 Ashley forgets the next line

  • "Sarah got herself a boyfriend who wanted to go faster than she did, Mike."

    "No, I'm Shepard."

  • at 3:31, it looks like he's either winking, or starting to have a poetry induced stroke

  • "You were right about one thing - that wasn't interesting."

  • 3:30

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  • "She cracked him in the face. Good." My god, he sounded so serious there, it was hilarious.

    Shepard's just standing there insulting her and she just carries on like a motor boat

  • LOL at the end! "Equip Ashley" xD

  • only the mere possibility for her to shoot wrex made me romance liara and save kaidan on virmire.

  • shiet she talks more than dragon age characters

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  • I'm sorry Ash, your boob and hair job in ME3 is not going to be enough to undo the damage done by your poetry

  • @Thongger Agreed. good body but nasty face. Once a butter-face, always a butter-face. Rather have the blue alien chick instead. She is nicer to look at and not obnoxious

  • Oh my God, she just keeps going no matter what you say to her

  • oh my god, shes completly inpervious to threats

  • Its funny cause everyone calls her a racist yet some of your squad in I believe me and me2 say some blatantly racist stuff as well.

  • Ash - Ulysses was my dads favourite poem, every time he shipped... *Interrupt*

    Shepard - I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions...

  • ohhh hey this is why i wasn't given the option to romance her the second time i played this

  • i swear if she wasn't such a solid romance option everyone would of let her die

  • @Phe0nixRIzin I did let her die, for Kaidan. Mainly because the squad could use another biotic once the Reapers show up.

  • finally ive al;ways wanted a video of shepard hation ashley shes a bitch

  • she wont hate me once I put this pipe in her in ME3

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  • Lmfao such dickhead responses xD and she just took them all. Guess Ash isn't as badass or hardcore as we all thought

  • "You were right about one thing, it wasn't interesting."

  • CAN SHE TAKE A FUCKING HINT!!???!?!?!?!?

  • For an alien-racist catholic she sure takes a lot of shit from Shepard xD

  • @AirbenderSora

    But it is how it should be!

  • "He's not a zombie is he?"

    I swear I'm saying that to the next person who says anything about dead people "watching from heaven".

  • @GhostLink92

    DO'ET!

  • You were right about one thing. That wasn't interesting. lol

  • Ashley: "Dad passed on a few years back. He's probably still watching..."

    Shepard: "he's not a zombie is he?"

    roflmao!!

  • @FrozenPhoenix15 ashleys dad is a husk

  • Next you'll tell me you all ran through green fields singing showtunes lmao xD

  • Ha! I never played ren Mshep, so some of these lines are a first for me. But this is precious! "He's not a zombie is he"

  • YOU ASHLEYS ARE ALL RACIST.

  • Chek my Mass Effect Video :)

    /watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o

  • She really is annoying

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  • Well I hate to ask, but would anyone give my profile a look. There is funny stuff & mosty Industiral EBM/Metal.

    Alas please view my profile, new videos are in the works, I had several 4/half years ago but I'm much older. We will have sine fantastic videos made with Sony Vegas 10 Pro!

    -Thank you for your time, please help up get up and runnning with more of anything. Friends, Subs, anything.

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  • I love that zombie quip

  • I like Ashley's character -- both the good sides and bad. She has a strong distrust of the alien species working within the Normandy and in the Council, but you can't necessarily fault her for that. Humans are relatively new in the grand scheme of things -- to simply walk into this type of situation blind, where you have to place trust in the aliens around you, is something that only Shepard can do. His/her influence will eventually take effect in ME3 (my speculation). I saved her on Virmire.

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  • 3: 05 Ashley has this retard face moment were she quotes Ulysses, looks like she was short-circuiting from thinking to hard. lol

  • shut the FUCK UP and make me a sandwich....that's an order.

  • i reget hitting that

  • She's hot but doesn't like aliens (she never came across to me as a hater), religious but down to earth, marine but also poet.

    Whatever you think of her, Bioware has gotten very good at creating believably complex characters. I personally think she rocks... but her views on aliens is somewhat of a delima considering your situation both militarily and politically.

    But hey, if Bioware made her perfect they would loose some of that believability in the character. She needs some flaws.

  • she doesn't like aliens like wrex, but she does like poetry and is religious!!! kill the bitch!!! I don't care if she looks hot in mass effect 3, i wan't fucking miranda in my squad, if i can't have that, i'll join up with the reapers

  • I didn't let her die but I still hate the SHIT outta her

  • I'm so glad I let her die.

  • I always let her die on virmire. Never liked her and yet in ME3 she looks way cool then Kaiden. :(

  • thumbs up if you killed than annoying racist bitch

  • I never found Ashiley annoying despite having experienced lots of racism in real life. Ashiley has her reasons for 'not believing' aliens. She holds prejudices, but she is not a racist, especially when you look at real world examples of what 'Real' racists do.

  • @rulercoo Agreed. Ashley might not like Wrex but... no wait bad example. Ashley might not like Liara but she wouldn't harm her and is more than able to work with her.

  • What's hilarious is that I said al this to her, and she still tried to get my Shep to fuck her near the end of ME1.

    *cough*oblivious*cough*

  • oh man how can you resist to take these mean but hilarious options? Even though I kind of liked her I couldn't resist to act like a complete jackass.

  • He's not some sort of zombie is he...

  • Damn.  She just can't take a hint.

  • blablablablablaaa i am ashley, i never have anything intresting to sayyy/.. blablalba i'm a william. blabla listen to my family story's. blabla i hate aliens too. blabla plz leave me behind on virmirre

  • @anonymousawaitsu She doesnt hate aliens.

  • it's hilarious how Ashley just ignores him.

  • Ashley: You didn't hear that, did you?

    Shepard: Afraid I did!

    Ashley: Ugh, shoot me now...

    Shepard: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

  • He's not a zombi- aaargh, my brain!!

  • Oh you want me to shoot you ok BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG are you dead now oh no ok BANG BANG BANG BANG 999+pergon

  • " He must be a very boring man." T_T

  • i was quite curious about the alien, but there is nothing like good ole human poon .... so i chose Ashley and plowed her

  • I let Ash live since I convinced her not the hate Aliens but then she appeared in ME2 and now I currently am awaiting her reaction towards me being with Tali in ME3. Can't fucking wait that shit!

  • @TheDynastQueen just so you know if you romanced someone in ME1 and romanced someone in ME2 something really bad happens in ME3 :P

  • @oOCryingWolfOo They haven't said that something bad happens. Just that something big will happen.

  • yeah she's too manly -.-

  • wow you're a dick to her and she just ignores it LOL

  • ashley was okay till she killed my favourite - wrex. but hey, kaidan doesn't have boobs, so i let her live. 

  • the most shocking part is she FCUKING DOESNT REACT TO IT!!!

  • My favorite moment of torturing ashley emotionally was at the very beginning when you wake up on the normandy after the beacon is destroyed, and you tell that shes careless, and that she sucks at being a soldier. she gets those sad puppy dog eyes, then you talk to her later and piss her off, and shes like "the whole mission you've done nothing but question my competence!" and shepard responds "best way to stop that is to show me you're competent!"

  • Shepard should have just cut the BS and called her a dumb Ho.

  • If you choose the "Are you a fanatic?" option, can you still romance her? Or does that cancel the romance?

  • Sometimes Shepard is a crazy son of a bitch, Ashley was too nice to him

  • Ashley: "I cannot rest from travel. I will drink life to the lees. All times I've enjoyed greatly have suffered greatly, both with those that loved..."

    Shepard: "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS!"

  • LOlz he is such an asshole lolzx

  • 3:50 Heeeeey, I play Bari sax!

  • "he must have been a very boring man" nearly pissed myself

  • it was between miranda and tali for me... toughest choice ive ever had to make in a game.

  • @Crossblades34

    For me it was between Liara, Tali, and Miranda. Man I love all 3. Well I choose Miranda when I'm renegade but for paragon it's Liara or Tali. Honestly I think Liara has the best romance out of all the romance options for male or female Shepard if you have downloaded and played the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC.

  • Zaeed tells much better stories IMO

  • he must have been a very boring man

  • Shepard: Next you'll tell me you all ran across green fields singing show tunes.

    Ashley flashback.

    THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUSIC.

    Ashley: .... No.

  • Mmmm beer....but hate that stupid saxamaphone.

  • Why is it that the Human romance options (Ashley, Miranda, and Jack) are always really unlikeable? If someone has thoughts on this, please give them.

  • @FlyingFocs I thought that while Miranda was bitchy, she had a soul and a nicer side to her.

    But Tali and Liara are definitely the best.

  • @Jarbizu800 Well, I guess she's not that bad.

    Wierd thing, though: While I'm not fond of Miranda, I really like the character of Morrigan from Dragon Age. Oddly ennough, those two have a lot of similarities. Except that Morrigan is funny, in a cynical kind of way.

  • @FlyingFocs I don't know... i liked miranda ass and found her strong and sexi( i don't get why people don't like her) and my second character **** her. I found that Jack was a little creature that actually had one of the worst childhood in the game( them both) and thought that wasn't the jerk everyone said. As for Ashley, i just love her xD. The only thing that she had( fear of aliens, FEAR, not hate) was erared with some talks, so...

  • @VICTORZITOSS People don't like Miranda for this reason: While Ashley is a dedicated soldier for a cause, and Jack is somewhat sympathetic, Miranda is, for the most part, self-centered. I mean, when she heard about Jack's childhood, all she could say was that Jack "was clearly a mistake."

    ...B*tch.

  • @FlyingFocs Well, she was trying to convince Shepard that Cerberus is not so bad... Bioware's writers would have been reallly inconsistent if they had her saying: "You're right shepard... Cerberus is the worst but we try... blah blah blah...". And if you llok at it in the good way, it was a mistake, the whole operation was a mess( starting by using children)

  • @FlyingFocs

    Jack isn't unlikeable. She's honestly one of the deepest characters in the game. Give her a chance with the romance...wow did I ..did I just rhyme that?

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  • @stoogemoedude Yeah, she's really not that bad. I mean, who wouldn't be like that if they had that crappy a childhood? I won't say that I like her as much as Tali, Garrus, or any of the other BioWare characters, but out of the human romantic options, she's probably the most sympathetic.

    By the way, did you plan to rhyme that out, or is that just how you went about?

    I apologize. That sucked.

  • @FlyingFocs

    XD Oh gawd.

    TBH when I courted Jack, her story was really the only one that touched me and nearly brought a tear to my eye. Even with Miranda and having to live up to the expectations of everyone, even with Tali trying hard to fit in with Cerberus and come to terms with who one of her closest friends was working for, Jack lured the most sympathy out of me for any of the crew.

  • on my paragon i accidently had a relationship with ashley because i was always so nice to everyone, god damn, i hate her though, she got replaced without hesitation by Tali in ME2 ;D

  • @ApplesauceBandit I can't wait for the inevitable fight between those two. Xenophobic Ashley got dumped for an alien. Hmmmm its gonna be awesome

  • That "shoot me now" comment really need a Renegade interrupt...

  • @skynet091287 that would be so much win

  • zombies!!!

  • didnt like ashley cause of her hatred towards aliens, i let her die on virmire.

  • @jimbodown1 yea but at the end she votes to save the council so she isn't as xenophobic as people make her out to be.

  • @patrick5087 exactly all the hate for ashley is unneccessary

  • @jimbodown1  Her family was treated wrong by aliens. Her reasons are valid

  • @mamobster1500

    Actually her family was treated poorly by humanity. Her grandfather was raked over the coals for surrendering to the Turians and saving human lives. So... you know. Her reasons aren't valid.

  • @Kaerlan Family History, and lack of experience. Those reasons are valid

  • @jimbodown1 Same to me. Was male character and still let Ashley die. She's bitch.

  • @jimbodown1 She hates aliens yet when you work with Cerberus she shits a brick. SHES PSYCHO!!

  • @jimbodown1 Same here. Like less communication between humans and non humans is what the galaxy needs. And she generally is a total bitch

  • I'd fuck Ashley.

  • This is why i left her ass on vermire with wrex

  • How come she looked better in ME1? In ME2 she goes cross-eyed all the time, and has super-bushy eyebrows.

  • @CortanaFTW

    Maybe because 2 years had passed?

  • In all honesty that would piss me off beyond belief, "Well what do you know aliens are real, sorry Jesus, thanks for all Youve done for me but I cant believe in You any more" that would surely show how much faith the faithful have

  • Damn, Shepard is so funny when he's a renegade.

    Don't want to get in an argument with him though...

  • first playthrough i saved ashley. Then i found out that she is a religous racist (against aliens) and arrogant as hell. I said fuck that, Kaiden is actually cool, fuck that bitch, and played through again. And again and agin and again and again.

  • @IIIB52 you couldn't tell before?

  • Don't knock showtunes eh, Ashley? Sounds like she'd like Mordin.

  • People people we don't need to argue on who does or doesn't favor ashley, it's all about wrex, garrus and tali. PERIOD.

  • @TheCheesyTurtle

    (Although I do hate Ashley myself,)

    Listen to this man.

  • lol her dad plays with sacs

  • She tells boring stories.

  • Ashley sounds like a man.

  • Man and I thought I listened to all the conversations of mass effect.

  • You know, I usually have a pretty low opinion of the people who hate on Ashley from Mass Effect. Their hypocrisy (complaining that she's bigoted then berating her for believing in god) their awful spelling ("Raseist religos bich) their general inability to control their anger issue that borders on teenage angst (OMFG BITCH STFU) and their inability to leave well enough alone and shut up.

    Thankfully this thread has shown me that I was... completely correct. There, I have now trolled the trolls.

  • @Vrex360 There personal opinions have just as much validity as yours. I don't see them berating your opinion, yet you berate theirs, which is exactly like in the video. o-o odd, But then again you like most people are merely a hypocrite.

  • @akatsukifanboy102 I don't berate them for having opinions. I berate them for how they express them, and people do berate my opinions. You are literally the first person I've ever had an Ashley debate who didn't act like a prick When I see a video about hating a *fictional character*, and then see people in huge numbers yelling wanting her blasted into the airlock and scream every hate word ever made, we've moved from merely 'opinion' to the realm of ''mad pitchfork wielding witch hunt'

  • @akatsukifanboy102 I don't berate them for having opinions. I berate them for how they express them, and people do berate my opinions. You are literally the first person I've ever had an Ashley debate who didn't act like a prick When I see a video about hating a *fictional character*, and then see people in huge numbers yelling wanting her blasted into the airlock and scream every hate word ever made, we've moved from merely 'opinion' to the realm of ''mad pitchfork wielding witch hunt'

  • @Vrex360 Also, please don't take it the wrong way, but when someone has proudly announced:

    "I just trolled the trolls."

    I think pointing out hypocrisy is kind of redundant.

  • @Vrex360 Well, i do admit that. I never have been the mob mentality type, but i admit that ashely is not the most likeable of characters due to her views, even if by her stand point they understandable. I myself probably, like most of humanity would share some if it had happened in reality. But this is fiction, and i do agree that taking it to extremes such as wishing due to a pile of pixles as a bit extreme. Mainly due to your choice of being able to kill her or not on virmire.

  • @Vrex360 Dear friend, all players have their right to love/hate any character they please. I don't like Ashley too so most of the time she gets nuked (and no, it's not that she is a christian, I could care less). In ME2 I hate Jack and so... well, if you played ME2, you might know how that ends up. In both cases, if somebody loves this particular character here on YT, I have no problem. My advice is: leave others alone and they will leave you alone.

  • @maledikt

    I don't deny that people have a right to dislike any character they particularly don't care for, but I believe there is a limit. I mean I didn't much like Miranda in Mass Effect 2, I'm not going to make a video about it and let hundreds of people chant out their hatred.

    I guess I just get annoyed, seeing it on every game related site. It makes me realize as an Ashley fan... I'm in a terrified minority.

  • @Vrex360 Plus I know I should leave well enough alone, but truth be told whenever I try to have a conversation about Ashley being my favorite female of Mass Effect, I'm always nervous that someone is going to flame me.

    Hell on the Bioware social network someone made a thread for Ashley fans to get together, it got swamped by hate posts for the first four pages, and even after that the trolls popped up. I know I should try to avoid it more, but sometimes it's just hard to do.

  • @Vrex360 I kind of know what you mean. I got similar treatment because I hated Jack. Everybody stared yelling at me that she had a terrible past and blah blah. Just because her 'IMMA DAMNGEROUS BITCH? FU** YOU!' started to annoy me.

  • @Vrex360 Ashley is my favorite female in Mass Effect too

  • @Vrex360 she has a good heart, but she's a species-ist. (in the citadel, about a keeper: "ew, look at that bug thing over there!") but then again, many humans are ;-) , especially in real life.... and if someone likes Ashley why not let them like her ??? keep on liking her and just ignore the trolls and idiots, someone is always going to try to push their own opinion on you ;-) and it's good to like characters like Ashley, they need that so they become more tolerant (in real life, too). peace.

  • its like no matter what he says she has the same response... thats great XD

  • why isn't there a "shut the fuck up you boring, cross eyed, racist bitch"

  • 3:30 - Shepard Derped. (The eyes)

  • Am I the only person who thinks Ashley looks like a giraffe?

  • "She cracked him in the face. Good" lmao

  • I just couldn’t get myself to like Ashley, she was so irritating. Hell I let her die first play through. I picked Liara and never looked back.

  • @Gman052488 Amen.

  • @Gman052488 very VERY few mass effect fans like her but that isnt suprising im ean come on she is a racist religios bitch but she is to stupid to even admit that she is racist

  • @lordifandk

    lol true

  • lol she cant take a hint

  • GO TALI!! I hate Kaiden, Williams, and Miranda, they're so bitchy, Jacob is the only cool Human who isn't a psychopathic bitch lol.

  • @StrictSnow why do your hate on miranda? she is so bouncy haha

  • @mattygonzo12 lol, I just think she's sorta mean.

  • @StrictSnow at first yeah but then she becomes so nice i mean she lets you bang her in the engine room haha

  • @mattygonzo12 hothothothothot lol =P

  • @StrictSnow Jacob also has a one dimensional personality, questions your orders, lives a double standard, and manages to offend Tali AND Thane.

    Didn't really mind Ashley/Kaiden in ME1...fucking HATE them in ME2. My Paragons will be forgiving...but my Renegades? Not so much.

  • @Hellbane224 Liara, the best.

  • @StrictSnow whats wrong with miranda? she is nt a bitch or any thing she is just loyalty to cerberus but after the suicide mission she doesnt like cerberus that much any more and kaiden isnt bitchy either he just got a small view on cerberus and all that

  • She was a bitch in ME2, good riddance to that LI.

  • Kaidan 4ever

  • After 13 playthroughs..

    I CAN HARDLY WAIT to reach Virmire so I can kill her off.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji Don't forget the soldier ally achievement before that!

  • "...He's not a zombie, is he?"

    I lol'd.