yes guns can't kill words. in the long run you can't kill ideas unless you kill all of the people with those ideas. that is why we see so much mass murder around the worlds but eventually people will not put up with it.
Thank you for yet another great video! I hate how everyone is always distracted with stupid things like what type of house,car,etc a certain celebrity just bought or whos dating who instead of looking at the real issues going on in the world.
Repent from your sins and believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ. God hate workers of iniquity. Forsake your sins. Be not conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind by reading the Bible. The day is coming when God will judge you all and no secrets will be hidden but expose widely! REPENT & BELIEVE THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST or YOU WILL GO TO HELL
you're actually right...its been ages and noones talking about pakistan and yet britney spears makes front cover...you're aweeeeesome and you see the future!!
A massive prank will be pulled on "comedian" Fred on youtube.
What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy,
Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
Listen, some of the people out there in the world have issues. They go around insulting random people for no reason at all. You are one of them! Congratulations!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
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Nice nice nice voices and jokes... But you should just.... yeah.... how should i say it...? Yeah: JUST FUN FUN FUN DO NOT CARE IF ITS LIKE A BABY OR ANYTHINH! JUST NOT CARE!!! but nice else
That why I don't watch any news on the TV, I look to people like you Danny and sxephil to fill me in on important and cool stuff that's barely being recognized while there are hundreds of articles and news broadcasts about brad pitt and bigtits magee adopting another child from some dirthole, to be raised by nannies while their "parents" shoot movies.
what he said at the end of this was right on the money. i dont think anyone ever remembers this anymore. but people know what Brittney spears is doing every hour on the hour. shits redonkulous.
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i like your other videos... and I understand what you were doing with this piece.. but... I honestly found this offensive... which I suppose is a good to some extent... at least we still have the freedom of offensive speech.
Danny is a REALLY good and funy as hell, but hunestly... he aint copying jim carry -.- just cos he does some expresion that looks like jim carry you dont have to go "OMG!! he copys jim carry! he is really bad just cus of that!! n00b!" very... stupid
in my opinion Jim Carey,Steve O and Ashton Kutcher ( Last one is my own IDEA! I have not seen this name i THE comments before ..I AM just sick!) are simmilar to our hilarus Danny yeea thast what I wanted to say
You so cwazeeeeeeeee o.X - It's easier to fight words that allot of people beleive in with guns you just need lot's of bulletsor you could pistol whip their beliefs out but thats just too related to the start of my sentence to be uhhhhhmmmmmmm right?
You're the man, Dan. Well, not The Man, 'cause you'd have a serious humor deficit if that were the case. Not to mention I'd lose all my respect for you and faith in you and I'd probably get a little nervous at the sight of you, even though I'd have no reason to... well, not anymore (sowed oats and all that). But tell that to my sweaty palms.
"I don't give a damn!!"
Frighteningly accurate quote, but funny thanks to the delivery.
he looks high most of the time
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MellonDramatic 4 months ago
haha this was made 4 years ago
hot1cold0 4 months ago
what about ab lincoln? wasnt he killed by a "lone gunman"?
bribuster99 5 months ago
So Jim Carry !!
CuaoifeBlaster8Irish 7 months ago
yes guns can't kill words. in the long run you can't kill ideas unless you kill all of the people with those ideas. that is why we see so much mass murder around the worlds but eventually people will not put up with it.
ealvarezz10 8 months ago
you should do a report on what it would be like without computers, youtube and GradualReport
yindjibarnditycoon12 9 months ago
Do one on sasquatches and if they r the same as big foot
IntenseSasquatch917 10 months ago
YOU SHOULD DO ONE ABOUT WHY DO PENGUINS NOT FLY :] lol pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
chickenpotpie97 10 months ago
This dude is hilarious!
Reminds me of when Jim Carrey was actually funny.
bucktheusa 11 months ago
is that dude even a dude or agirl haha
raeanne1998 1 year ago
bush administrations gonna say... "WHO THE FUCK DID IT?" and then benzinimgarshanitobuto messed up his name on purpose!
CroatianKing9 1 year ago
Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com
asmshami2007 1 year ago
happy 500th
MrEvilnathan 1 year ago
2:09 i dont give a GOD DAMN!
JoeDuku 1 year ago
Thank you for yet another great video! I hate how everyone is always distracted with stupid things like what type of house,car,etc a certain celebrity just bought or whos dating who instead of looking at the real issues going on in the world.
willmill77642 1 year ago
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Orlando2914 1 year ago
@Orlando2914 lee harvey oswald is dead... jack ruby killed his ass
rubickscube6666 11 months ago
@rubickscube6666 Your right I'm an idiot
Orlando2914 11 months ago
lone gunman's a bitch
Ibakecookiess 2 years ago
I'm Pakistani, and practically, he's right, assassinations never DID anything (except 9/11, but that's technically not assassination)
AGuyAndAGun 2 years ago
forgot abraham
XMusicFilesX 2 years ago 2
It's not only in arabic that 'God' is 'Allah'. Yeah. I'm that bored to post that xDDD
xShadowsaur 2 years ago
Thats because when people try to change the world the government doesn't want them to, and has the assasinated. Welcome to America.
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Repent from your sins and believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ. God hate workers of iniquity. Forsake your sins. Be not conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind by reading the Bible. The day is coming when God will judge you all and no secrets will be hidden but expose widely! REPENT & BELIEVE THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST or YOU WILL GO TO HELL
PostChristCrucified 2 years ago
Lol... :15 =D
JedrekenSederis 2 years ago
"WHO THE FUK DID IT?!?!?!"
Terriiiix 2 years ago 20
The prophet has spoken.
swyft187 2 years ago 3
haha i love his face at 0:59
soccaluva94 2 years ago
ok people srry if i offended u thats just my opinion
24dudechick13 2 years ago
you're actually right...its been ages and noones talking about pakistan and yet britney spears makes front cover...you're aweeeeesome and you see the future!!
ahmigadithinkitsme 2 years ago 3
human stupidity
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cryptidsunknown2 2 years ago
i wish this shit was true...
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nice vid but i dont like the cussing
24dudechick13 2 years ago
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megen1996 2 years ago 4
You must hate living life then, eh?
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lilyaulani 2 years ago
Lol, :D
younameit11 2 years ago
im with edwardcullenlover901 too...
this is hilarious but i have no clue...
sweetP8989 2 years ago
im with you, edwardcullenluver! lol
cookiesmash12 2 years ago
who are all these people you are talking about? i have no clue.
EdwardCullenluver901 2 years ago
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utubegirl222 2 years ago 3
I don't think i like the lone gunman....lol
dadhurt1996 2 years ago
hahahaahaha not expecting britney spears to come into that lool
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BabiBabes101 2 years ago
Haha! Jim Carrey :D:D
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Nice impressions, totally real :O
IcingOnTheCuppyCake 2 years ago
haha right
NICJEN2008 2 years ago
your like Jim Carrey
TheJemSter9 2 years ago 2
except...bettuuuurgh....
iJafa 2 years ago
thats so true...
cagsd 2 years ago
you Rock ! very cool funny and informative. please allow my Fox Response which goes along with your messages.
peace 2012 We Are One! Brett
Brettberg66 2 years ago
thanks for messaging me, you're really funy :)
disasterstrikes94 2 years ago
you remind me of jim carrey
Janeifar 2 years ago 2
COOL
morgangamer22 2 years ago
you're so cuuuuute :D
PiXiEsErBiA88 2 years ago
ur mum was so cute.... last night....bitch
hiimmooky 2 years ago
he has also messaged me but i liked his home/main vid it shows on his homepage it was funny
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martybow1 2 years ago
to him or me?!
8C
hyperchick333 2 years ago
YOU, FUUUUCK!
martybow1 2 years ago
Listen, some of the people out there in the world have issues. They go around insulting random people for no reason at all. You are one of them! Congratulations!
hyperchick333 2 years ago
I'm sure he feels very congratulated...
iJafa 2 years ago
funny
24ragsdale 2 years ago
Haha good call that was pretty good thanks for messaging me
LittleT4322 2 years ago
he messaged me too.
MrCrotchYBSmed 2 years ago
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dude this is gay
awsomer12345 2 years ago
I had a gay time indeed.
XxGulliverxX 2 years ago 4
I love having a gay time!
hyperchick333 2 years ago
Gay times is the best of times of you ask me.
XxGulliverxX 2 years ago
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sunsett008 2 years ago
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captinchillin 2 years ago
LOL!
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
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Ramul 2 years ago
Agreed. Britney Spears will undoubtedly become pregnant again.
1supersonicfan 2 years ago 2
she already is !
bobieta 2 years ago
I said she would become pregnant again.
It's like a never-ending cycle.
1supersonicfan 2 years ago
oh lmao. kay.
bobieta 2 years ago
lol i love how u put ur pinky back down. and i have to admit the part about guns an words was very moving...in a weird kinda way lol
KingHayes17 2 years ago
LOL funnyz
haileythecooley 2 years ago
Nice nice nice voices and jokes... But you should just.... yeah.... how should i say it...? Yeah: JUST FUN FUN FUN DO NOT CARE IF ITS LIKE A BABY OR ANYTHINH! JUST NOT CARE!!! but nice else
mj3222 2 years ago
. . . . random. . . . BUT PRETTY COOL!!
sallemme 2 years ago
funny man awsome
mmakid98 2 years ago
rackapuppie here
rackapuppie 2 years ago
lmao.
ric05jm 2 years ago
i like your slogan...."Where We Gradually...Report!"
newsmaniaingaidai 2 years ago
Halarious
Drewby511 2 years ago
funny!
pretty eyes(:
nichelle095 2 years ago
The lone gunman!
PippyCloudrider 2 years ago
nice man , i subscribed.....
Sabrinaxoxo16 2 years ago
well for my age I don't really find you funny. Sometimes but otherwise not really. Sorry. I'll continue watching just to see if I find others funny.
xmikuru 2 years ago
hahaaa
Mbeebeelove 2 years ago
owl
waliver15 2 years ago
lol gunman!
R4Wk5T4R2J3W3L 2 years ago
hahahahah ur finger hahahhaha
nikeo88 2 years ago
ahaha i love u
xxxxyuukixxxx 2 years ago
awesome... you look like ashton in this video... and his behavior too. [ :
2xrockstarrx5 2 years ago
yur pretty funny i gess... how old are you???
mk19967 2 years ago
um who is that guy
iwouldlikemuffin 2 years ago
...You think sxe phill is the same but from an Australian point of veiw?
martybow1 2 years ago
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you're not very funny
reginaldmiller1 2 years ago
you lie!!!!!!!!
slapageXpress 2 years ago
britney got pregers lol ? ? ?
xzingx 3 years ago
"I don't give a god damn!"
luckkylightning 3 years ago
They sell the FT in the US
leonleonceur 3 years ago
That why I don't watch any news on the TV, I look to people like you Danny and sxephil to fill me in on important and cool stuff that's barely being recognized while there are hundreds of articles and news broadcasts about brad pitt and bigtits magee adopting another child from some dirthole, to be raised by nannies while their "parents" shoot movies.
Irishkennedy931 3 years ago
what he said at the end of this was right on the money. i dont think anyone ever remembers this anymore. but people know what Brittney spears is doing every hour on the hour. shits redonkulous.
kyjello12 3 years ago
this is so true and scary about our world >.>
xXWhiteWolf13Xx 3 years ago
Lmfao :D
SdUdExDo 3 years ago
You dont remind me of jim carrey, but you do remind me of my cousin. You look like him, but your waaaaaaay too crazy. :o
KamikazeCaptain 3 years ago
The ending... Is very true.
Media is messed up like that.
Some how celebrities every day lives becomes news and casts a big shadow over the real news.
Se1 3 years ago
Rambokallmar is right, Jim Carry having been known for his goofy-ness does not mean everybody that is eccentricly funny is copying Jim Carry.
Ethaninreallife 3 years ago
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i like your other videos... and I understand what you were doing with this piece.. but... I honestly found this offensive... which I suppose is a good to some extent... at least we still have the freedom of offensive speech.
stillshotprod 3 years ago
Danny is a REALLY good and funy as hell, but hunestly... he aint copying jim carry -.- just cos he does some expresion that looks like jim carry you dont have to go "OMG!! he copys jim carry! he is really bad just cus of that!! n00b!" very... stupid
Rambokallmar 3 years ago
in my opinion Jim Carey,Steve O and Ashton Kutcher ( Last one is my own IDEA! I have not seen this name i THE comments before ..I AM just sick!) are simmilar to our hilarus Danny yeea thast what I wanted to say
Danny be yourself and keep on ur videos
ElAndoro 3 years ago
Very good video Danny. Sad how people care about Britney more than world affairs that actually matter.
HiredGun42 3 years ago
this is like my 30th time watching this video... still one of my favorites
roAchSteW 3 years ago
oh holy- that was funny ESPECIALLY 1:40 and the rest that Bush thing is so true... And britney Spears... yeah
mds2des1 3 years ago
oh holy- that was funny ESPECIALLY 1:40 and the rest that Bush thing is so true... And britney Spears... yeah
mds2des1 3 years ago
he casted his own vote XD!!!
intehcity 3 years ago
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uh hes funny but lets not go to far.
better than jim carrey?
have some respect
hiimrosey 3 years ago
What did happen to that amazing lady? :_(
xpo147 3 years ago
00:15 that's one sexy face!!
You are hilarious, I can't believe you're not famous already!!
Can I be your manager? ;)
Keep up the awesome videos! :D
HollisterBabii 3 years ago
hahaha not only are you hilarious, but that last statement of yours was utterly serious and true.
it's like two luscious chocolates melting in my mouth to rock out the taste buds that are my mind!!!
JRKtheAdobeDude 3 years ago
You are simply amazing :D
Hurrendor 4 years ago
like a cracked out jim carey
but better
InDnERIK 4 years ago
ilaughed so hard i cried. lol
mickey22189 4 years ago
it's strange, I always crack up when he says "Unfortunately she's everywhere!"
This guy is a comedy legend!
TargetsF209 4 years ago
"I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!" LOL
babyphat009 4 years ago
Okay, so why aren't you doing stand up?
I4mfr34ky 4 years ago
dude i have to say at 2:09 that expression is funny! btw what program do you use to edit videos?
bignik222 4 years ago
try not being funny but just let the funnyness come and you got it all man and.. get a better enviroment and BAM next SxePhil
fmilyguy 4 years ago
You speak the truth.
I like that.
Nic33rd 4 years ago
dead on...
FleaMaster69 4 years ago
omg... britney did get re-preggers.. u fucking called it... lol WOW
ebgdae24frett 4 years ago
wow, that was informative, true, ... a little deep i suppose, but funny as hell, lol. Thanks for that!
wb
ytfarmer90 4 years ago
Can't kill ideas, so vote Ron Paul 08....
Temple420org 4 years ago
no. obama or romney. whoever is better out of the 2
fenderbender321 4 years ago
You so cwazeeeeeeeee o.X - It's easier to fight words that allot of people beleive in with guns you just need lot's of bulletsor you could pistol whip their beliefs out but thats just too related to the start of my sentence to be uhhhhhmmmmmmm right?
mrojhon2002 4 years ago
wow,you remind me a lot of jim carrey lol XD
InsanebutnotaKILLER 4 years ago 2
2:09 hahah
Dipondragon 4 years ago
Dude, I can't even say anything. More people need to watch your stuff man haha. Hilarious!
Pineapple01610 4 years ago 2
"Ideas are bulletproof"
And yup, I will buy a shit load of nozzles if Bush doesn't kill someone for this.
Hawkoon 4 years ago 2
here here!!!
caelestic 4 years ago 2
Funny said, but you're right. Respect!
Diasfu 4 years ago 3
ROFL xD awesome man
IchigosHollowMask 4 years ago
LOL @ the pinkey
xxximreallycoolxxx 4 years ago
y so many cuts?
Lazypug 4 years ago
You're the man, Dan. Well, not The Man, 'cause you'd have a serious humor deficit if that were the case. Not to mention I'd lose all my respect for you and faith in you and I'd probably get a little nervous at the sight of you, even though I'd have no reason to... well, not anymore (sowed oats and all that). But tell that to my sweaty palms.
"I don't give a damn!!"
Frighteningly accurate quote, but funny thanks to the delivery.
dahester74 4 years ago
"I don't give a god damn!!"
A frighteningly more accurate quote.
dahester74 4 years ago
That is the sad truth.
The media seems so focused on entertainment and celebrities and won't take the time to give us all of the facts on the actual NEWS.
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago
Jim Carey's brother
Gannondalf 4 years ago 2
alright...i wasnt going to say but, your better then sxephil. i have not watched one of your videos without laughing, your great.
j2theosh1 4 years ago 2
Very hilarious.
LONE GUNMAN.
Hybridtheory2007 4 years ago 2
omg i know benizeir bhutto is fricken everywhere!
JerseyGirl9768 4 years ago
Not anymore.
I know, I know... thanks, Captain Obvious.
You're quite welcome, miss.
dahester74 4 years ago
yeah well thnx for giving me an update 2 days after i wrote that......
JerseyGirl9768 4 years ago
now, now kiddies lets play nice or daddies gonna get the whip out!!!
gradualreport 4 years ago
Did you not pick up on the whole Captain Obvious bit?
dahester74 4 years ago
well....no maybe u have clarify that for me....it's over...ok....
JerseyGirl9768 4 years ago
omg i laughed so hard i think i'm broke apart my insides
keep it up dude
thorington 4 years ago 2
2.09...lol ..i dont give a goddamn...lol
fadetoblacklespaul 4 years ago 2
Danny, dear if you want to follow real news the internet and news on public television stations like BBC world news are great resources. Love you =)
birdlover444 4 years ago 2
hahahaha I love when he says hi at the begnning and his tongue goes to the top of his mouth hahahahahaha
Amandalynnei 4 years ago 2
I love you.
Symon747 4 years ago 2
sorry if i missed the basis of this video i was so overwhelmed by the ending i lost all previous contents intellectual value.
p.s.
um er whos the father , i distinctly thought i heard bush's name mentioned.
i just knew he was going to fuck somebody in responce to whoever that was that got killed.
shotokan1968 4 years ago