Skyrim The Pale Blade. (And The Ghost Blade)

[tejla3]

"Then you will come across this puzzle which is just as hard as a womans nipples in alaska" lol gets me every time xD

[BlueZedPS]

So are we lovers of large titties are large lovers of titties?

[gamestomaX]

@BlueZedPS large titty lovers

[OneNinjaDude]

as hard as a womans nipples in alaska.... you are just too awesome man...

[missyjenkins1]

New fan love the videos very entertaining.

[AngelOfDeath4271]

best commentary ever

[xXTepicwinTXx]

i love the dry humor :D



[andybcampos]

and stab that bitch in the for not being in the kitchen

[reachfreakkid]

are you a fellow kajiet

[jajajjajajjajjaja17]

@reachfreakkid he got furs!!

[xXTepicwinTXx]

@reachfreakkid fuck yea buddy

[reachfreakkid]

those things are easy.

[dieterstar]

i loved his commentary :-) hilarious

[DaThandaGan]

dont worry, you get it back lol

[unholydude101]

fuck xbox i hate it so much going too break it tomorrow fucking srached my skyrim and it keeps freezing im switching to the ps3

[arkki112]

@unholydude101 same thing in ps3 (atleast for me)

[giggity6911]

@arkki112 you are the first ps3 player who admits a bug with ps3. (golfer clap)

[hithienbang]

I clicked this vid and i hear tit fuck

[whenfatpeoplefall]

ok... so my game is as big of an ass as a fat woman. dawnstar is unacessable cuz a fucking white elder dragon kept killing me in one second by draining my health faster than you shit after eating at mcdonalds. there are elder dragons that are every where that kick my ass for hours and i have to keep becoming ethreal and running until their punk ass runs away. i subscribed =D

[cooladada]

LOVE THIS GUY! :D

[HugAcreeper12]

Wow! Tese are the best coments i have heard, and a very informative one too! I admire you!

[Ganryu666]

"...as hard as a woman's nipples in Alaska"...Well then. xD

[verbw002]

The 11 dislikes were women

[forsakenparallel]

This, fellow gamers, is our our god

[aryatabatabaeiyazdi]

then you get to this puzzle, which was harder than a women's nipples in Alaska!

[ModernRKOWarfare]

11 people aren't titty lovers

[dropkicktoaster]

how did you get that mask and Armour?

[ConeSlong]

My fav part is 1:15 through 1:30 shit stains

[Kellen4Life]

its harder than a girl's nipples in alaska XD

[icebreakermusic91]

then you come to this puzze which is as hard a women's nipples in Alaska XD hahahaha

[Harleyhjns1995]

You made me laugh my ass off

[BillyMays409]

Short, sweet, and to the point..only i'm laughing too hard to pay attention

[KittyNipz]

Thank you for making these videos. Anything is better than listening to all the other faggots babble on for 15min about the stats of their fucking glitched swords and boners they get for Lydia

[planetmoon1]

hahaah this guys the best!

[4ustanks]

love the awesomeness

[jokom12]

i love this guy (not gay!) for him just saying whatever to everything and just do it

[Jacob111098]

"As hard as a woman's nipples in Alaska." Maybe too funny.

[Gematria009]

Kinda seems like this guy is trying to copy Critical.

[MegaFikes]

I want this guy to commentate my life.

[fulegutten]

Hard as nipples. favourite.

[H1TMAN109]

That was funny:) haha

[VirgilSermon]

i know how to beat them..... novice mode *insert troll face here*

[CoryPlaysMC]

just stab her in the throat cause shes not in the kitchen LOL

[Scottiiek11]

omg your a legend. I couldnt stop laughing. Great job

[vasilis4ever]

man you know how to make an awesome commentary. cheers

[666disturbedfan]

lol

[erikasofia2]

Oh. JUST AWESOME. I don't want to go and get that Gem.

[soulsil11]

crack babies

[rocknrollgasm]

Lol this guy is so funny

[SpeeedDemon808]

hahaha your funny

[downtownskaterat]

god i love your commentary their fuckin hillarious

[dubstepful1]

"and then your gonna get to this puzzle which is as hard as a womens tits in alaska" haha

[itsthat1dudeovrthere]

@dubstepful1 Its nipples, dude. lol.

[dudewitnotinelsetodo]

is there a quest for frostmere or do you just go in

[itsthat1dudeovrthere]

@dudewitnotinelsetodo Hey dude with nothin else to do, im its that one dude over there. :3

[mAdcaTzm4a1]

i really like your commentaries. lol

[TheBadAssh]

how's that even possible to make up so many epic comments?

[POLEN4413]

epic voice dude

[ChemDweep251]

I'm going to start playing skyrim because of this guy

[sedanhousain]

way to copy penquienz0

[ballinhard54321]

I hav two legendary daedric swords from da imperials questline :P

[devilboyphantom]

I just left the pale sword on the stand I have a legendary daedric sword

[siikatehpwn3r]

but....who need these weapons if you have daedric sword..:D

[TheMarkoSeke]

1:04 Youmuu's Ghostblade?

[GodxSkillz94]

Your F'n hilarious dude!

[Qwertyqazqwert112233]

I bet you killed Lydia just because there wasn't an option to make a sandwich for him.

[Thefishforthedish]

HEY I LIVE IN ALASKA,and I can confirm your statement

:J

[Skilo54]

Since I saw this video I'm using daggers all the time. Same with bows. :)

[youngdrummer3]

when you said "harder than a woman's nipples in alaska" i was drinking something. how am i supposed to keep that in my mouth when i hear something like that...?

[Fartucusable]

you sir have taught me the true powers of the dagger

[creationproduction12]

thumbs up if you watch it just cause hes funny

[beansancrackers]

i love his commentary

[0x0marlo0x0]

and stab that bitch for not bein in the khitchen ahah

[Shikarku]

The only reason i watch these videos is just to listen to his commentary :)

[bulletboi223]

Lmao. Shit's hilarious

[Jackty89]

Puzzle read the books that lays on table

[AwesomenessItself87]

I remember The Pale Lady from Oblivion :D

[halofail999]

were hard as a woman's nipple in alaska... good to know 0:23

[1XxSaLdAt3xX1]

Stab her in the face cause she is not in the kitchen lol

[pur3wolf]

you sir are one tit wanking commenting genius! =D i love your videos!

[theownisfree]

how is the weapon that ur using called?!

[visuellyd]

Hahahah! Fucking brilliant and hilarious video... Thanks for being alive... HAHAHA!!! "Harder than a womans nipple in Alaska!! Hahaha

[shanekehr]

I watch the videos just for the funny ass commentary

[jamstermman12]

you sir are funnier than any man ever

[Tw1g007]

Fucking amazing narration, best skyrim vid yet

[deadrising111]

hahaha dude seriously great narrating.. besides that go suck a fart out of some dudes ass!!!

[HydroMk2]

Favourited. This guy needs his own tv show.fucking hilarious

[cody97420]

lol man.You are the man i want to look up for when ever im board of the same old crap and want to mess around with the glitches and rare weapons.

[wolfspain1421]

duude you are highlarious ...and yes thats how i ment to spell it

[teabagthegingers]

i almost died of laughter i LOVE these videos i watch them all the time



[oblivionlover100]

Sexy voice! C=

[KingCaptian]

Hey does the Pale Sword have a unlimeted enchant use?

[Nekojack111]

why do i crave bacon?

[0xXxBeNNeTxXx0]

"Then you'll come across this bitch. Just stab her in the thought cause she's not in the kitchen." LMFAO

[goalietonio]

not even 30 secs in the video and im crying of laughter.

[Xacksar]

video starts I'm all like sup

[ZombieFan849]

why is you vid so lagy ???

[MonkeyMassacre3D]

GAY LOVERS they they they.......SCARE MEEEEEEEEEE :(

[sambaby016]

Duck do some thieves guild videos

[destroyabul]

i only found the pale blade

[disisjeremy]

i wish everytime i killed someone your voice would come up on the game saying, "hey, great fucking job"

[Helsvig]

@disisjeremy Someone please make a mod!

[lordjman1000]

You sound like Cole from infamous lol.

[MultiTheDuke]

i 1 arrowed everyone in that first cave o-o yaaay archery xD

[Jimbojimjim123]

lololol

[Surstie]

Then you'll come across this bitch, just stab her in the throat cause' she's not in the kitchen.

ROFL

[uscboy786]

What race are you?

[Papadragon18]

@uscboy786 He's a Khajiit.

[Sevsev1000]

Fuck you I laughed so hard at your videos I woke up everybody in my house XD keep making more videos please

[EHSMonster]

AS hard as womens nipples in alaska xD you got my attention

[Theboxr]

@ScottsTubeify I'd be more concerned about your own personal life if I were you, showing disdain for humor just makes you look like an ass. As I imagine the opposite sex perceives you.

[ScottsTubeify]

You swear too much. Seems like you try to hard to be vulgarly funny with obscenities. How long does your average relationship last?

[CountryBoy8877]

"Hard as a womens nipples in Alaska" hahahahaah

[Donavan326]

hilarious,subbed

[kxcox97]

where has this guy been all of my skyrim playing time

[crash5444]

u are definitely epic

[lja222333]

stab this bitch in the neck cause she isn't in the kitchen

[Uran00b982]

I don't watch these for the tutorials, just because of the funny puns he makes

[fireworks700]

i like the way this guy talks

[SgtAwesomes]

"It was as hard as a womans fucking nipples in alaska"

[demonbeatbox]

Stab her in the troath since she's not in the kitchen.

[highgroundstrike]

great commentary. had me laughing the whole time

[M4J0RPWN]

im just  going through his videos, just to hear his commentary..

[alex10734]

LOL this made me lol so hard

[FrrrosttyyMW3]

May I ask what race are u??? And nice ur real funny!

[Sunny4434]

bacon strips and bacon strips.

cook bacon for days on these bacon trays.

[khongtae1]

your the best commetator ever

[TheFearlessGFX]

I believe the first place is pronounced "Analslut"

[TheCLYDE808ZONE]

you earned a subscriber! funny as hell

[BigJohn241995]

Bitch shoulda stayed in the kitchen...

[MultiSupersquid]

are they both one handed or two handed or what

[iGamer55]

I love how this guy gives Walkthroughs

[Bassesftw]

0:25 NAHAHAHHAHAH

[TrickshotxNinja]

omg subscribe!!

[LegendFLY100]

i actually love you :D

[Starblast10172]

you sir are just the best commentator

[jmu303]

The next cr1tikal?

[omgujust]

Epic mealtime tune:P.

You sir is a legend

[OfficialDuckFilms]

@omgujust Actually the song is from a sound effects pack from Video Copilot, I didn't know Epic Mealtime used it.

[MrXtremegam3r]

@OfficialDuckFilms you, sir are fucking funny! awsome shit!

[CaTaClIsT12]

@OfficialDuckFilms Everytime i watch your vids i get ear raped.

[UTBUNKNOWN]

I wish you were in my game and narrated everything I did

[maxmark122]

lolz XD you big tiitie lovers

[OASSpartan]

You, sir, have earned a subscriber today :D

[GamingSponsorship]

@OASSpartan That few?

[potter4978]

lool even if i didnt own skyrim i wud still watch your skyrim vids due to the fact ther funny as fuck

[Tha52mphturtle]

then ur gonna come across this bitch just stab her in the fucking throat coz shes not in the kitchen - instant subscribe

[jnljake]

what wepon to you use in all your vids

[TarynBaibee]

ur a funny muther fukker lol

[Flapswitch13]

Hahahha you're amazing dude! The gay lovers and the kitchen joke had me laughing so hard

[IAmAnus]

You are my hero :)

[Music123429]

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[MrMause360]

press 0 and 2 for immature fun :)

[xITheGamingGuylx]

one day i'll be as big as you

[SkrapGaming]

imma make everyone pissed off and say this dude is shit.

but i still agree his a damn legend

[saifoo555]

u sir have to make a lets play

[htwwer]

please pm me the name of those daggers that you have in all of the videos

[Kingdomfire551]

@htwwer That is a daedric dagger, you an get it by getting 90 smithing :)

[0508badboy]

dude you are wack i laughed since the video started

[Kylecfk1234]

"then were going to stab this bitch in the throat because she's not in the kitchen" lol

[TrollViolater369]

"wich is As hard as a womans nipples In Alaska " hahaha u already had mé there

[AfortheFOXXX]

1:42 Just let him pass out because he's drunk ......... then take all his money

I died right there

[TartanCamouflage]

''Just let him pass out because he's so drunk... then take all his money''.

[Gokuroyu]

1:25 ROFLMAO!

[danthesurfer95]

"hello you big titty lovers"

[llSniperWolfll]

That wasn't hard, and I'm still a noob in Skyrim, I already played that.

[TheJemoeder12345]

"then take all his money".. 5 goldxD

[DaRealisticMammal]

Ha! I live in Alaska. 

[MrZugen]

that pale lady is fucking strong :o

well, I am level 8...

[1002johs]

What armor are you using?

[WhatsThatBoy]

I dont even play skyrim but its funny listening to you XD

[Brands0520]

this guy is fucking hilarious (SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE) hahahahaah

[SpeedCubing4Life]

1:17 Did anyone get that racist joke?

[TheMadeMario]

I bow down to the god-like person who makes these vids.

[F3ARdarksoulCOD]

in the kitchen ho