Lock stock scene, shot guns, what like guns that fire shots.

[tripptytripper]

Fooken Southern Fairies!!!

[szited]

Fucking northern monkeys!

I hate these fucking southern fairies.

[IllSk1llz]

Fucking northern monkies, hahahah.

[stjopan82]

FOCKIN MASTERPIECE!!!!!

[HazeInTheBrain]

i hate these fuckin southern fairys

[StyrbjornStarke]

Shotguns, like guns that fire shots

[freebrainstorms]

Fuckin' Northern monkeys...I hate these fuckin' Southern fairies...

[TheJackks]

yay titties on youtube !

[IamNick2k11]

@TheJackks At what second ?

[TheJackks]

@IamNick2k11 in the background ;)

[SoccerRockNY]

Nova monkeys rofl.. doesn't the guy on the left resemble Gilbert Gotfried? :)

[jelleyman123]

lenny mclean propper old school. rip

[Drkcirtap39]

100,000 of these views were for the blurry tits

[Cha0sLord93]

The funny thing is that alot of northern people are like this. FUcking northern monkeys.. Look at me I'm northern, I sleep with my mum and have 6 fingers on each hand, i have 4 different dads and I'm a thieving inbred cunt.

[traceradam]

@Cha0sLord93 Fuck you id like you to come to Sheffield and say that

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@traceradam But that's why the internet was invented. So people would be able to abuse Northerners from the comfort of their own homes.

[Jyazz21]

love that this is still on youtube. lush.

[Frankcis1980]

Oh you must be the brains then LOOOOL!!!

[halopipe]

Six people doesn't like tits

[specialgravy]

antiques...what the fuck do we no about antiques...we rob post offices and steal cars.....classic

[lol503031]

i thought they didnt allow nudity on utube

[DelCristo41]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS SONG PLEASE :D

[Bertie22222]

@DelCristo41

Spooky..........Dusty springfield

[DelCristo41]

@Bertie22222 thanks friend

[JUSTHERE4THEVIDS24]

"you know because you need to know!"_"I see one of those on a need to know basis things" lol great fuckin line from this movie funny as fuck

[VanillaG11]

o u must be the brains then , thats right guns that fire shots LOL

[nckweeks]

Fakin Northern Monkeys!!!

[CHICHARITOmufc14]

@nckweeks I hate these fuckin southern fairies!

[StyrbjornStarke]

You simply cant get more badass than Barry the baptist

[mdirtydogg]

How could anyone dislike this scene!

[jakeyalmighty]

one of the best scenes ever lol you can tell the difference between the north and the south (im a northerner) lol

[6Ott7]

Like one of them James Bond films

[SchwarzHee]

remember who give you this job .... WTF?

[feelexamd]

Its a MAN! A transexual... but i laughed to death when watching this scene the second time. Its one thing that makes this movie so unique... You get briefed and get distracted by a girl like the protagonist. But unlike him, you actually get fooled more by finally seeing, its a transexual. OMG :))) lol great scene, great movie.

[JayKaySpliff]

@feelexamd You saying the dancer in the back is a trannie?

[dddruggie]

titties on youtube!?:D

[simonsays318]

The scouse fella with the short hair passed me at the bus stop the other week. didnt relise it was him till he was at the end of the street.

[BioBoostGuyver]

OMG FLAGGED FOR NUDITY

[TaZ101SAGA]

@BioBoostGuyver So what?

[CharliiePinkBabe1994]

faking northan munkeys!!

I hate those fuckin southern faires!!

LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timelordgallifreychi]

lenny mclean the fucking guv'nor nuff said

[gallimead]

He's real cockney..(or was..nuff respect for Lenny...), and those two true fellow scousers..

[howardb02]

@Anwarstwat its a shame your mother was sucsessful

[anwarsat]

Is this dialogue for real? What a dreadul film ,utter crap.I cannot believe it was successful.

[CyborgNinja442]

@anwarsat You should watch the entire movie before you make such a negative judgment call.

[nonofyall]

that's a serious fuckng cockney

[aKw3i]

Fuckin norfan monkeys

Fookin soothern fairies

Funny shit right here

[omid11]

shotguns? what, like guns that fire shots? xD

[Psychokitten67]

@omid11 Oh, you must be the brains, then

[Nowy1978]

northern monkeys LOL

[Rockvoxxx]

"Fucking Nova monkeys" LMAO

[Jesyce86]

@Rockvoxxx It is northern monkeys, South vs North thingy going on there in England :P

[MiketheMadness]

@Rockvoxxx nova? you mean Northern

[craigandnem]

you know, cause you need to know. like one of those on a need to know basis? northern monkeys.

[nickcisgod]

i love finding suprise tits on youtube :)

[dimaniak]

flat ass

[Darrenwalters]

funny as hell this scene haha;D

[ironredneck123]

i hate these fuckin southern fairies

[nckweeks]

Fackin Nawthan munkees!!!

[RandyNumNutz]

fuckin northern monkeys

i hate these southern fairys

[blainyrules]

at 1:18 SO FUCKING TRUE!!!

[yshbaa]

@blainyrules

1:24 back at ya fookin' southern fairy!

[johnprice420]

we rob post offices

steal cars

what the FUCK do we know about antiques??

[H3NRI3]

Spooky - Dusty Springfield

[JETFANtomnasty]

what is the name of this song in the background?

[LikWiDPHyRE]

TITTIES!

[Cryptorchild92]

Fuckin northern monkeys...fuckin southern fairies...epic lololol....too bad i had to skip this part while watchin it at home on dvd...due to the background....

[snerby141989]

:52 I've never seen a human look so much like shrek...

[BMP786]

haha...try wayne rooney?

[IamNick2k11]

@snerby141989 Woww man have respect for this guy man ! =)

[killingrang]

tits? on my youtube? its more likly then you think.

[Philtards]

lenny mclean rip great actor in this by him. He's the Guv'ner

[almastyn]

whatta fawk do we know about antiques, mate?

[Gibberman900]

"If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning, and rob the place!"

RIP Lenny.

[Thebestpornsite]

@Gibberman900 so whos the gov? who are we doing this for?

[nzkiwipride]

fookin' southern shandy-drinkin bastard!

BEST. MOVIE. EVAR.

[sureshot649]

scots = monkeys

prove me wrong

[BoneCrusader]

Your mother is a monkey and I don't think she's a scot.

Done.

[Psychocybinator]

Impossible.I am Scottish.. lol

[Dremeli]

Heh, I always crack on this scene of the movie. Starts with the stripper, then comes line "Right, where was we?"

[hottapper]

Struth

[rastagator1]

@hottapper I got this on DVD. Good UK production

[Critchy39]

Lenny McLean is a fucking legend. A nice little example of Hard Cockneys Cunts.

He could single handedly put them northern twats in their place!

[integraf40]

left scouser looks like jason mamford

[Gofar1898]

stop FUCKIN MOANIN..!!

[markrskinner]

Cliff Fields beat him.

Twice.

[dawnie1968]

Cliff lived or lives in my home town of Dunstable.

[Gurnz318]

if it looks old its worth money, simple, so stop fackin moanin and rob the place! LOL

[chanty501]

wtf do we know about antiques, haha

[huttwigley]

"Oh, you must be the brains here..."

[resilienceman]

thats an hard cunt you dont wanna mess with and anyone who says otherwise is a liar

[ph1lk]

'goons that fire shot'

lmao :DD

[xtotaldestructionx]

'FAACKING NORTHERN MUUNKEYS'

'I 'ate these fooking soovern fairies'

best line!

[dommanu7]

northan monkeys...lol

[Reinq]

Lenny 'The Guv'nor' McLean

[cjxked12]

were can i watch this online??

[burberrybedroom]

do it on youtube put lock stock and 2 smoking barrells part 1 and just watch it lol.

[DaveEnsor]

absolute classic lines

[mk6561]

It was during the filming of Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels that McLean was struck ill by what was believed to be the flu. However, upon examination it was found he was suffering from lung cancer and brain cancer. He died shortly afterward, on 28 July 1998, in Bexley, Greater London,[1] just weeks prior to the release of the film. Director Guy Ritchie dedicated the film to him and had billboards for the film changed to feature McLean in tribute.

[itsmeyouwantbadass]

Lenny passed away in 1998

[23rdparellell]

who is the big bold guy?

[brudenell27]

lenny mclean (the gunor) was an unlicened boxer, he died a few years ago from cancer

[R3nO90]

Epic

[canucksnation]

guns that fire shots

[daybreak79]

oh u must be the brains here.....lol!!

[DarklingPig]

One of best films ever made

[cl0vvntiem]

Gary and Dean's accent is typical of someplace like Liverpool or Manchester, correct?

[saintslfc13]

they're scousers

from liverpool

[maggiethefox]

Dash outside and check yer wheels are still on yer motorcar

[scarface21131]

im suprised this video didnt get taken off yet for the nude hooker

oh well this is the best english movie ever

guy ritchie is the shit

[Chrisg586]

She's flat chested as hell what's there to expose to the sensitive public of youtube?

[Oplexicon]

Haha...barry The Butcher! Lovely!!! [T]

[dezzard123]

barry the baptist actually x

[Oplexicon]

ha yes

[thefakenet]

I thought his real name was "The Butcher" (the actor). where his character was The Baptist. Meaning your both right.

[xLightFilmsx]

Fucking northern monkeys

[mudrat500]

Did he give you a touchup princess??

Pissing on the dead makes you the wanker mate - get your shit sorted.

[SE164LYF]

Shut up you 2 bob cunt

you muggy cunt

[mudrat500]

spoken like a true moron!! Go read a book you braindead fucker maybe then you'll learn the english language

[SE164LYF]

Mclean IS A TOSSER!

[SE164LYF]

You SCOUSE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[01670101465]

comment me back

wanting new friends Yl

[Grunbeldodd]

the big guy used to be a heavy (big body guard of gangsters)in his early days and it shows in this film, he used to earn £5000 ($10,000) a day. hes dead now, lucky bastard.

[beachhutblues]

Your talking about Lenny McClean.

He was a bare knuckle fighter, a right hard bastard from Hoxton.

There's a couple of his fights from the 70's on YouTube against Roy Shaw.

He was a bouncer as well and controlled teams of bouncers in the West End.

Some people liked him, others didn't.

Depends who you talk to.

[Grunbeldodd]

As An Actor He's A Legend In My Opinion.

If I Remember Correctly, He Went To The Doctors During Production Of Lock, Stock Thinking He Had The Flu And Found Out He Had Lung And Brain Cancer. Thats A Bad Deal. Poor Barstard.

[paulspooner1]

he used 2 b a bouncer at my dads bar aaa loooooong time ago!

[dezzard123]

he died :(

[paulspooner1]

yh unfortunatlet :(

it was while or just after they filmed lock stock

[thefakenet]

Was soon enough after for them to change the promotional bilboards for the movie to feature him in tribute, even though his role was smaller.

[Sangrenegra9]

He died from a brain tumor during the film's production; the film was then dedicated to his memory. In the credits, you see a tribute to "The Guv'nor" - Lenny McClean's professional title.

[fojazzledanazzle]

haha them 2 are brilliant

[iamjohn89]

oh thank you verymuch

[Krentzinho]

rofl

[PBlover14]

youtube porn!!!!

[assassinscreed17]

haha LOL!

[josephinelisabeth]

well thank you very much haha love the accent

[EvansFTW]

"Remember who's giving you this job."

*shifty look from the 2 Northern Monkeys.*

[1millzy1]

hahah fucking northern monkeys

fucking southern fairys *wanker sign*

haha m8 fucking classix love this film

[pizzatime2k8]

only video on yt that got a hooker topless?

[Tufty3174]

rest in peace lenny you are sorely missed

[paulmarsh25]

lenny mclean the one and only guvnor

[Quaresma125]

what the fuck do we know about antiques mate?

[T7Fen]

like a james bond movie

[SE164LYF]

lenny Mclean is a pussyhole!

[BboyDeusEx]

Lenny Mclean would have killed you in one punch.

[zamnato]

Hes a fucking legend!

[SE164LYF]

YOU SCOUSE CUNT!!!!!!!!!

[kingofpain666]

Cannot believe thats Lenny Mclean, such a special individual he was... I wish he was still alive, looks as though his acting talents were as strong as his punches in the ring

RIP

[bccbrd22]

song?

[britishfetishman101]

spooky by dusty springfield

[Reakesie23]

Fuckin Northern Monkeys! haha

[Locksmith911]

oh thank you verymuch ^^ stupid guy xD

[Jellyhat]

lmao southern faires i hate them too

[simondgrass]

Fucking northern monkey!!

[Jellyhat]

LOL ya dirty southerner be quiet

[123twan123]

r.i.p to the big guy

[dublinprovo]

right where were we?? shotguns as in guns that fire shots lol

[plasticbudgie]

Love the end of this scene.!!!!

(I hate these fucking southern fairies!)

[hackerwanab]

love da end of this scenes (fukin northern mokey's) lol

[lesnar01]

piss funny video what a class film

[bridgfordbill]

LMAO its halarious