Non Treqitur

[SyndicalistTimes]

I cross the cities of the plain, ATTTTISHUU

[l337phyl]

imhave an apple for 40 cents. its in a... tree.

bull shit.

[Jetflare]

I don't want to sound racist, but I don't like Alaskans.

[SirGarforth]

ApplejuicemakesmehornywheredoI­getsome?

[nocturnasinterfector]

rape me with some fishhooks...LOL

[Shad0wSpill]

1) Go to her house.

2) Rape her parents.

3) Son of a bitch.

[jester3454]

Let's take a look at the windy city, it's gonna be cold and it's gonna be raining apple juice. This is channel 2. Fear, weather and news.

[TheRealSquallLeonhar]

Squall here: DJO RULES!!! All hale DJO!!!

[bregolingo]

'We'll go over to her house, rape her parents, you son of a bitch.'

[starwarstrekkie]

Wanna by my zits!

[Razzics]

Rape me with some fish hooks

[CupidusPecuniae]

God this has to be my favorite one.

Big pieces of chocolate rain.

[Aztecius]

36 people were raped with fish hooks

[seb8604]

I have a horse named Lucy -

Mmmmm-

Mwuh Mwuh Mwuh Mwuh

[dkgas]

dude .. you get my thumb just for the distant early warning not to mention the other awesomeness

[dkgas]

dude .. you get my thumb just for the distant early warning

[ffgew22]

I wish I knew what Worf was saying because what you dubbed over looks EXACTLY like what he is saying..

[eastportland]

0:41 Well, we can force down a nice salad.

[lolmattt]

"Applejuicemakesmehorny, wheredoIgetsum?"

[Okoa]

'I'm Mr. Train."

ACHOO!

[1nterwebs]

I have an apple for 40 cents ... it's in a tree .. ha ha

[Laurencia7]

you're biggest support? Steven Weber...yeah the celeb, From Wings.

[SkyRifter]

1:24 -see.

[SkyRifter]

>>Makes ya wonder;

-Does the Enterprise smell Like Butt?*"

Like Reused paper towls ? like cardboard poop smell??

[harceps]

Geordie sneezing on Troi......too funny

[hawkhandsaw]

Oh sorry about that! I gotta take a shit-class dismissed!

[hawkhandsaw]

Well, we can force down a nice salad with some shaved fish and pineapple sauce. My dad stabbed me with a hen-for free! I could really use an apple.

I have an apple for 40 cents! It's in a...tree.

Bullshit!

[hawkhandsaw]

It's gonna be cold and it's gonna be raaainin' apple juuuice!

[jthennis]

:42 laughed my ASS OFF!! I'm not sure how to type that but that was some funny shit.

[AceObrin]

Rape me! with some fish-hooks!

[aCivilServant]

Huuuuuueeeeuuugh. That weird noise with Picard really makes this video

[Katrana82]

God this is good. I can't stop watching it over and over again. Gets me every time.

[YahwehisGreat]

Go blow me! lol

[Cobbledstories]

"Apple juice makes me horny where do I get some."

"I'm not a RACIST., but I don't like Alaskans."

"Geordi's Alaskan" "You son of a bitch, no" "Alaskans suck"

BEAUTIFUL.

[bassguitartrombone95]

No, his VISOR is his girlfriend's hair beret. Legit

[redmarch]

0:55

[DJBassEnergy]

I love random!!!

[kimonui]

dammit i hate it. I laugh and miss the next line, then haveta watch the thing all over again. been on this page for two and a half hours.

[PyrozPlayground]

It's gonna be cold.. and it's gonna be raaaining ap-ple juice. lol

[Coldmystery]

36 people are exclusive star wars fans and can't get over the fact that the funniest fan made sci fi spoof happens to be a star trek one.

[Andrilza]

I notice a regularity of Zeppelin and apple juice in your vids... I love you <3

[tacomonster98]

do you have a wrench?!

[1Daxxad1]

These are fuckin excellent guys - but please, which one is the one in which Data says to Picard "Hey applehead... I have news about your Dodge Caravan... Fuck the income tax..." etc.? I can't seem to find that one, and I was going to repost it.

You guys are fuckin awesome!

[lunaseraph1]

this is by far your best video!!!!!!! my abs got a workout from laughing! :D

[spaijkull]

The first 17 seconds in this clip are probably the best 17 seconds of any clip on youtube.

[aarossell]

LMAO @ 0:37

[krameriffic]

GO BLOW ME.

Best line in the world.

[Novelladelleda]

thats REALLY good :P

[KingKrabb999]

apple jews

[killerbumble]

son of a bitch!

[snoopaloop2010]

Rape me with some fish hooks.

[leizuoer]

Apple juice makes me horny, where do I get some?

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Laughing to Death while watching these videos should be on Spike TV's 1001 ways to die.

[swelsher]

i would buy a dvd of all the djo stuff. make it happen!

[trustyification]

i need to take a shit class dismissed. 

[HerpDerp404]

i dont get it.

[abominableangel]

@HerpDerp404 its just funny for the sake of it there's no rhyme or reason to it

[OzricTent]

yes indeed MORE APPLE JUICE!!

[markrodgers6969]

Hello DJO, I am very impressed with your work. I'm not shitin ya I laughed so hard I was crying. I had to stop and take breaks to catch my breath. Amazing. Please keep doing more. I am 51 years old. I used to watch Star Trek in the 60's & 70's. Plus My kids & I would watch Star Trek TNG. I know every episode. It makes it funnier. Awesome work.

[jakecornish5]

"rape me with some fish hooks" :D

[theshawnmccoy]

1:07 is so horrifically perfect, I died inside and was reborn O_O

[Coldmystery]

This might be my fav DJO star trek clip.. "Go over to her house, rape her parents, son of a bitch"

[Editutes]

Very funny, well done, and by the way, you have been dwidgetised!

[Editutes]

Lmao, very funny, also the DBA think you rock!

[sporks811]

Actually, it just occurred to me. Riker's Alaskan. Not Geordi.

[JusBLieve]

0:08 - 0:14 had me RofLmBAo

[acerjuglans]

sorry bout that, i gotta take a shit, class dismissed, lets's go! LMFAO!

[DigitalXAQ]

I'm in tears XD Oh god this makes any day great!

[TheSecretdahlia]

"My Dad stabbed me with a hen"... what? hahahaha

[ibmental]

@TheSecretdahlia for free, no less ^_^ lol

[Robinsnl]

And Thats the weather. Sit the fuck down.

[harceps]

my fav part 

[lastweekspants]

Data sounds like Patrick Bateman.

[czorio4]

applejuicemakesmehornywheredoi­getit?

[barscotch]

we'll go over to her house, rape her parrots...

[abominableangel]

whats the fascination with applejuice?

[sschafi1]

@abominableangel apparently when looking at peoples lip movements, it looks like they're saying "apple juice" most often. it's the same with watermelon =P

[thepatient403]

i had to pause it midway because i was laughing so hard

[CloverZack]

GO BLOW ME.

[chewface]

When he does the kisses....I about died.

[CaptainPimpSlap]

34 people are Alaskans

[ilovedatasoong]

@CaptainPimpSlap I'm Alaskan and I LOVE this video!

[manaz22]

Funny.

[Darkshine42]

What the hell is the noise that Picard makes @ :43? It sounds like a pissed off cat!

[kirky2892]

APPLE JUICE IN THE CLOUDS

[Serena2583]

"My dad stabbed me with a hen - for free!" Cut to troi and rikers shocked faces.

Then cut to me pissing myself on the floor!

[drockjr]

It's going to be rraaaainnninnnggg apple juice. Love it.

[tonydominoactor]

Bravo!

[brianjcavanaugh]

"Go blow me!"  LOL!

[joe84au]

"rape me with some fish hooks"

[LastPhyrexian]

i fucking love your redubs of TNG please make more haha

[SilentRanger412]

"Well, we can force down a nice salad with some shaved fish and pineapple sauce."SLURP" My dad stabbed me with a hen, for free. I can really use an apple."

[FoodMasher101]

That channel 2 thing had me laughing my head off!!!! Lol

[RazFan11]

"I'm not racist but I don't like Alaskans"

"GEORDI'S AN ALASKAN"

Did Riker say that Geordi is Alaskan? Bc that'd b funny/ironic since Riker's Alaskan.

[kahlesstiberius]

OH YEAH? WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A RAISIN?! let me guess, go fuck a fruit basket!

[Zenuth1]

oh my god why can't I stop watching these

[MelissaTicky]

I haven't had an apple in weeeeks DONK

[RayfieldA]

"You sonofabitch, no."

[tacomonster98]

DJO's gotta make more of this stuff! lol, how about star wars stuff...

dancing with he stars clip when the judges are talking...

etc...

[MissZalternative]

@tacomonster98 nooooooooooooooo no no no star trek and star wars not to be compared in any way!

[kxmode]

God no. Not Chocolate rain! o_o

[AlexD69]

the first 14 seconds are pure genius!!

[TheDarkFrontier]

Your visor is a cadillac air filter, I should slap ya already :D

[TheYahara]

Big pieces of chocolate rain

Go blow me!

Rape me with some fish-hooks!

Apple juice makes me horny where do I get some?!

Ahhh I gotta take a shit class dismissed!

[skakirask]

GO BLOW ME

[PMeursault]

these vids deserve WAY more views

[SanguisDiabolus]

applejuicemakesmehornywherecan­Igetsome?

[Kirbymcbadass]

Riker's alaskan.

[spacecowboy5000]

@Kirbymcbadass That's right - he is! Wonder how many others know that.

[EvilPenguinofDoom]

I just created a facebook listing to sell an apple for 40 cents

[TheGreatUndefeatable]

GEORDIE'S ALASKAN

[redblood50]

@TheGreatUndefeatable ALASKANS SUCK

[TheGreatUndefeatable]

@redblood50 SON OF A BITCH

[ffgew22]

I want to know what Worf really says, because "rape me with some fish hooks" fits perfectly lol

[darxcyber]

"rape me with some fish hooks" - HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!! classic!!

[RayfieldA]

"You son of a bitch. (to Diana) No."

I Love this! The farts and Sneezes, makes this one, Gold!!!

[RayfieldA]

I think this is the funniest one Yet!!!

[welcherg]

I couldn't help but watch the weather report part over and over and over...

[redfox064]

My dad stabbed me with a hen,for free!

[AdrianWaitemusic]

We'll go to her house, rape her parents, son of a bitch!

That kills me every time!

[andnowforsomething89]

"I'm not racist, but I hate Alaskans" geordisanalaskan

[queengeek25luvsscifi]

whats withthe apple juice obsession?

[Fostin510]

Class dismissed!....Love it!

[drsouthwick]

Apple juice makes me horny. Where do I get some?

[LiveLoveObsess]

I had to pause it I was laughing so hard at the "Alaskans" part.

[Zimorodoq]

For some reason i want eat an apple

[JMUDoc]

Worf piping up from nowhere with

"Rape me with some fish hooks."

just about cut me in half the first time around. No matter how many times I watch this thing (or REMEMBER it) it still works.

[floopowder1028]

lol "im not racist, but i hate alaskans.."

GEORDI'S ALASKAN!!!

what? son of a bitch...

but my fave part:

"we go to her house, rape her parents...sonofabitch."

[sleeper1929]

Epic. Pure win. :)

[Tribefull]

"I have an apple for fourty cents. It's in a...tree."

"Bullshit"

[pinkvines]

Sit the fuck down, nonsense.

[PrecicyJax]

Love the common threads in DJO random voice overs: Applejuice for one; Worf and his fettish over fish or being raped by fish hooks for two, Riker always seems to be horny for three, and Picard is full of shit for four. I'm sure there are other common threads, but I can't think of anymore cause I'm laughing so hard!

[habsfan93]

You're my fucking hero lol

[jentool1]

maybe tomorrow we can have chocolate rain...?

my dad stabbed me in the face with a hen... for free!!!

funniest dude on the net! thanks DJO

[lokd1]

whoopdie doo your visor is cadillac air filter i should slap you already!

GO BLOW ME!

[XPhileRemi]

Hey, 30 people missed the like button.

[galaxyluv21]

your visor is a cadillac air filter...PRICELESS!

[Stolanis]

You know this shit's good when, after an entire evening of sitting around being bored and depressed, just a few minutes of video is enough to have me laughing insanely.

[elliphor]

i have an apple. 40 cents. in a... tree...

[ffgew22]

@elliphor bullshit...

[ComedyConstruction]

You are a fucking genius!!!! Your Star Trek vids are the funniest vids on youtube!!!! Please make more!

[Nox210]

Dayjoborchestra VS RidiculousJazzOverDub. Say what now? Oh my, I'm heavily pregnant. Thanks Michaelol, wheres my friiggin alimony? You cheap kumquat.

[enigma800]

0:38 "Rape me with some fish hooks!" LMFAO!

[MOLYBDENUM23]

My dad stabbed me with a hen for free,

[TheTobi117]

this stuff should be on dvd

[voicetube]

"Class dismissed.. Let's DJO!!"

[zenmanno]

at :32 is that robert plant i hear? babe im gonna leave you?

[Krinek87]

You have a serious obsession with apple juice.

[rushmixtape5]

OMG Gotta love the "Distant Early Warning" by Rush out of nowhere! lol

[InkN1nja]

ApplejuicemakesmehornywheredoI­getsome? Hahah

[Squirrel4458]

Alaskans suck

[yngwiesviking]

this made me cry with laughter!

[velan1]

holy crap is that funny!!

[artvandelay13]

"I have an apple for 40 cents, it's in a tree"

"bullshit"

[232fred78]

Geordi's an Alaskan

[PrecicyJax]

Worf hates Geordi because he won't rape him with some fish hooks.

[MaximusRelaximus]

does apple juice in the clouds cause worf to hate geordi, or does worf's hatred of geordi cause apple juice in the clouds?

[abaurre3]

I missed teh train!

[PrecicyJax]

This is a great substitute for pulmonary rehab. I laughed out loud uncontrollably for about 10-15 minutes when Picard said, "Oh, sorry about that, I gotta take a shit. Class dismissed, let's go!" Roll over, Monty Python.

[trier4952]

"rape me with some fish hooks" LMAO

[ffgew22]

@trier4952 it looks like its EXACTLY what hes saying right?

[JoshRA]

i gotta take a shit, class dismissed!

[Apocfetau]

Apple juice makes me horny where do I get some? HA HA HA!!!!!! LOL.

[Septimz]

Brilliant

[Philllllll]

ahahaha that geordi's alaskan thing killed me

[lyletuck]

Loved it, but Geordi's visor is a banana clip (for hair) not an air filter.

[juska256]

BRILLIANT!!

[Krafterr4]

If you love random, you'll love this!

[jonno2019]

i miss the train.. ACHOOO!!

[oohaflyingwatermelon]

applejuice makes me horny where can i get some?

[FORDboy357]

0:39 RUUUUUSH!!!

[BigBeastie]

DJO is the KING of trek dubbing!  The voices are fantastic!