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  • Just sayin'... Tim, you do have a nice arse. Just sayin'.

  • am i the only person that got but ass before donkey ass

  • Took me to the end of the song to realise the "ass"/"arse" joke :L

  • I would have thought that his neihbour would have a "tit" that would make "Titania swoon". Otherwise, he would have an ass that would make "Assania swoon". still one of the best songs ever written.

  • @hamadstrervolitz uh.. I think you need to read "A Midsummer Nights Dream" to get that joke mate.

  • "My neighbour has an ass that would make Titania swoon."

    Perfection.

  • I want Tim's ass

  • Lolololololol

  • mate...ur fucking funny!

  • This might be my favorite song.

  • Haha it took me a minute into the song that he was talking about a donkey. Fail.

  • @Psychman93 it took me some 10 songs replays or so :P

  • 25 people have a worn out ass

  • Looking a gift ass in the mouth sounds unpleasant.

  • 1337 likes.

  • I love how every single video of Tim Minchin I've seen has one of the best Like/Dislike ratios ever. Something like less than 1% of people dislike him...or at least his comedy.

  • @infiniteblaze If you want, just shove 2 zeroes on the end of the dislikes. If the number is the same as the likes then it is 1% dead on, if it's twice as big then 2% dislike, if it's about half as big then 0.5% dislike.

  • Do you envie your neighbor's cock as well?

  • @SoundzRite ass is a donkey

  • @1hallel

    And what do think a cock is? It's a rooster, you perverts!

  • @SoundzRite touché

  • I love Tim's ass.

  • 25 people live nextdoor to Tim

  • reminds me of eddie izzard- "thou shalt not cover thy neighbours ox!"

  • @Leshelou112 wheres me fuckin ox gone?

    

  • And the shit is that my neighbor really has a nice ass!

  • Realised what ass he meant bout half way in xD

  • I never realised the double meaning til now... :/

  • The good book says: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass, horse, pig or cattle, nor shalt thou covet thy neighbour's wife or the ass of thy neighbour's wife... fuck, you can love her boobs though."

  • @lol101lol101lol10199 XD that was awesome

  • @lol101lol101lol10199 They're just so jubie, they make me fell groovie.

  • Sometimes, it's impossible NOT to covet your neighbor's ass!

  • best drinking song ever :)

  • he's being ironic. ass means idiot, idiot

  • @tubberputty wrong

  • @tubberputty ass means donkey, and it also means bottom. that's the joke. 0_0

  • @floomification Oh damn.... Heard this song 100 times and never thought of it like a donkey... jokes make so much more since now -_-

  • @floomification The fact that someone needed that explained to them makes me weep for humanity.

  • @floomification Are there really people here that didn't get it? lol

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  • @floomification technically ass refers exclusively to the donkey, unless of course your american and cant be bothered writing arse.

  • @tubberputty Erm...no. Ass means donkey.

  • @tubberputty a) that's not ironic and b) ass means donkey and bum...

  • It is a play on words meaning a donkey, however there is all sorts of connotations to other things, like objectifying women, and biblical sins, such as pride/envy/greed.

  • haha legend love ya tim xxx

  • Tim Minchin is a fricking genius with comedy

  • totally hilerious brilliant play with words

  • are people really arrguing about religion here? :|

    its a joke about ass meaning donkey fucking hell

  • @alexlm2 The whole song is about religion and sins...

  • @Zairne  And Asses.

  • @KindHrt77 lol

  • @Zairne I know the theme is about the "deadly sin" "envy" but what i mean is, in this song, not once does he say anything that should cause offence towards any religion, its just a funny song

  • This is simply hilarious!

  • This should be the austrailan natianl ampteam

  • TIME TO SETTLE THIS!!! Religon is wrong, Kay Bai

  • 25 people doesn't have nice ass ;<

  • Ride my ass.

  • For those of you who keep saying you do not get it or which ass is he talking about.. Its actually a bible quote hes referring to:

    Exodus 20:17(KJV)

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's.

    I for one am glad I dont have my neighbors ass. The one on both sides is fairly large and old. :D

  • Wow is he talking about a donkey or an ass????

  • @NakitAlex12 That's the joke...

  • @NakitAlex12 an arse

  • @sirbestnameever ar there any factors in this song that points to that he's singing about an arse, and not a donkey? please point them out;)

  • @siggdigg fuck u faggot

  • @sirbestnameever oh my lord shut the fuck up, i don't appreciate casual homophobia.

  • @AdamAdventure ur lord? your lord god is a very strong homophoba

  • @sirbestnameever i said 'oh my lord' as in, 'urgh you're an ignorant twat, not as in 'my lord god blablabla' oh and the bible says respect everyone, so yeah.

  • @AdamAdventure well when i sayed u were a faggot i wasnt on about ur sexuality i was on about how ur a girly prick, and yer say respect ever 1 but it also says you should stone your childern if they talk back to u.

  • @sirbestnameever - you appear illiterate and ignorant. please just stfu.

  • @IncognitoShhh what because the bible says very imoral thing but u just pretten there not there? e.g. burn witchs, kill gays, women are 2nd class, kill whores, it ok to rapeall your farther, god kills incent childern. It also says aload of wrong stuff like u can fitt 200 millon animals on a boat smaller than the Titanic with food.

  • @sirbestnameever - ignorant, illiterate

  • @IncognitoShhh Well your a gay Hitler Jew

  • @sirbestnameever - so you are a homophobe as well. I guess that was to be expected. So what is wrong with being gay? The Hitler Jew thing is not even worth responding too. Please try and use correct spelling and grammar when you try to rack your little brain for a reply.

  • @IncognitoShhh there is no point devoting your life to some god just becasue there was a book writen about him and there is a small chance that he exsists. the only reason it could be true is becasue there isn't anything to dissprove it. there are meny arguments to try and dissprove it but none of them can be proved so befor you chuck your life away defending your god atleast be open to the consepted that he doesnt exsist you twat -_-

  • @sirbestnameever ok I get it. you are an atheist. why are you gong at me then? I am one too. you speak of MY GOD but I don't have a god. you must feel so stupid now. My other atheist friends are all intelligent. I guess I have set the bar a little high for you though. You must be an american so i should just feel sorry for you.

  • @IncognitoShhh I'm not an athiest and I'm not american. I'm english and I'm agnostic. Stop with the straw man aruments.

  • @sirbestnameever - whatever you are is between you and your god. agnostic? .... what a cop out

  • @IncognitoShhh I'm just open to the small chance we were some how created possible not by a god but an aliean .You cant prove there isnt and realy it nun of your bussines any way. I'm not pushing it on any one. I think the only thing stoping me from calling my self an athiest is I dont what to be one of you people.

  • @sirbestnameever - you haven't got the intelligence to be one of us. don't delude yourself that this is your choice. your alien theory is very telling. maybe you could crack a book sometime. the origins of life on this planet probably were alien. in fact they were probably nanobes (analogik.com/articles/251/ear­ths-smallest-life-form) if the aliens you are referring to are little green men then you are insane

  • @IncognitoShhh Your just as bad as fundamentist christians you need every one to belive what you do or you all pissy

  • @sirbestnameever - yes fundamentalism is bad. i am not surprised you can't spell the word. sheesh

  • @IncognitoShhh ow just shut the fuck up and come out, no 1 will hate 4 being gay

  • @sirbestnameever = so do you want me to respond or not. i think you are starting to confuse yourself. how did you know I was a gay man? did the aliens tell you? aw c'mon your starting to sound a little angry. are the meds wearing off?

  • @IncognitoShhh I've been trolling you retard

  • @sirbestnameever - ah I see. so you are an illiterate, homophobic, spiritually bankrupt troll. your parents must be so proud.

  • @sirbestnameever if you want to see how stupid posting "Your just as bad as fundamentist christian" on a tim minchin song, please go listen to Storm

  • @sirbestnameever oh my gosh, shut up, no-one cares. your ignorant and prejudiced and blinded by your faith.

  • @AdamAdventure STFU stop butting in

  • @sirbestnameever oh my gosh, i'm so sorry! i hope that you'll forgive me because if you don't i'll go drown myself in my bathtub or something....what can i say, your friendship means everything in the entire fucking world to me, please don't say things like that! D': you've really hurt me buddy.

  • is it about a donkey or his actual ass ?? lol

  • @bieberfeverhasspread his butt.

  • The most cool thing is that all the public sings too, and... How many of them are really believing what they're saying?? I think it's the major part!! XD XD

  • i've listened to this song like 12 times and i JUST realized that its about a donkey

  • @lookitsagrape1 its about a donkey!?!?!?

  • @lookitsagrape1 I've listened to this a couple of times since 2 years ago, and I haven't realized that until now>_>

  • i wouldn't mind Tim's ass.

  • IS it me or is Tom Minchin Just not funny?

    Hello it is me again. The man who doesn't think a comedian is very funny.

    How many comedians do you not like. Or do you like ALL of them? Touchy bunch you are. Well you all love Tim and for that I am happy for you. I do not, for many reasons.For those saying it is only ME that doesn't like him . Don't be silly.

    Why don't you tell me why YOU find him gut wrenchingly hilarious.Let me learn from you.

  • @montagfire why comment, just watch something else.. but anyway, I don't mind you don't like it.

    I find his intelligence funny, you can listen to the same song several times and still find it funny. It's comedy on so many levels, and has (most of the time) a deep, genuine meaning. It's also edgy, he manages to articulate what a lot of people think but never say.

    He seems to offend many people, but his morals are sound. He ridicules repressive religions and challenges the pre-concieved ideas

  • @montagfire " I do not, for many reasons". What are these, I'm curious?

  • @montagfire why do you care...just watch something else. we find it funny...you don't.

  • @montagfire you don't get it because you suffer from the classic "old man syndrome" you think you are clever and understand humor when you are infact a simpleton who does not "get it"

  • @montagfire this is Tim Minchin

    no idea how unfunny Tim Minchin is

  • @montagfire

    Explaining why something is funny is a dangerous thing, as you would expect dissecting comedy leaves it in pieces but I shall endeavour to do what I can.

    Tim Minchin is funny because he uses rhyme and syntax to effectively tell jokes as a stand up would but within the context of a beat poem. Often his humour is accentuated by the use of counterposing timing and pauses that underscore his delivery.

    Thus it is as much the way he tells the jokes as the jokes themselves that's funny.

  • @montagfir

    I found his songs to be theologically pertinant, clever in terms of wordplay & generally thematically engaging. i didnt care much for this song particularly

  • I wonder if his neighbours have heard this...

  • @Tiboroun same here :)

  • 25 people has a flabby ass

  • The shakespeare referrence made me lol.

  • what 24 idiots dont like this ?????

  • Alright 1000th like :)

    It deserves more likes though!

  • @montagfire It's just you, he's hilarious.

  • @montagfire It's you.

  • @montagfire its definately just you

  • @montagfire It's just you

  • @montagfire its just you... about 7 billion vs 1

  • I just want my neighbors ass!

    Because my neighbor has a really nice ass!!

  • I love Tim Minchin. He is amazing. Enough said.

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  • today I got my hand paralyzed, cant move it at all, and still I am happy when I listen this

  • @drumfrmartin

    Was that the same hand that you later lost, friend?

    Wow, some people do have it worse than me.

  • @drumfrmartin I really dont want to doubt you but how are you typing ? ?

  • @Azrael2k8 as far as i am aware, most people ave two hands?

  • @SuperRazzattack oh shit, sry i magically saw a 's' in there...

  • @drumfrmartin in 7 months I'm sure someone has asked that but... do you want your neighbor's hand?

  • I expected a twist at the end. He could have done more with this song.

  • @TweekDash Yeah me too, I was expecting him to reveal it was a donkey.

    Still a pretty awesome song though.

  • iv'e had a really bad day, feeling a lot better now that iv'e listened to some Tim Minchin ^^

  • @martinkaby omg same, after a crap day he really cheers you up :)

  • haha, chapman nice commandment lol. TIM ur hilarious seriously singin about ass two thumbs up....

  • some people disliked this......i dislike them........

  • its a homophone!! :D

  • 20 people don't know Ass also means donkey.

  • @adraim69 What else does ass mean? I think you're getting it confused with the word "arse".

  • @xxthingymajigxx In America, the word 'ass' means both donkey and 'arse'.

  • @adraim69 oh my god i never got that!!!! O_o

  • @adraim69 i didn't realise what he was actually singing about, until it occured to me the question of why an Australian sanger would be pronouncing ARSE the American way of: ASS.

    huh?

    oooooooooh. haha oh!

  • @roidroid he means ass as in a donkey u dumb ideot

  • @MeagLuigi775 it's a double meaning - i understand it - and you need to calm down.

  • @MeagLuigi775 *idiot

    And settle down :)

  • @TheZender screw u

  • So witty and clever!

  • Oh....and he also has a donkey ^^

  • Tim, we love you, love you, love you.

  • I want Mick Jagger's ass . . . . cause Mick Jagger has . . . a real nice ass. (see Start Me Up music video).

    Love you Tim!

  • My neighbour has an ass that would make who swoon?

  • @corridorofpower Tatanya.

  • @jursle Yeah, I thought it sounded like that. Who is Tatanya?

  • @corridorofpower

    Titania Queen of the Fairies

    Midsummer Night's Dream

  • @ApesAmongUs Cheers!

  • this is hilerious

  • haha dude he is so funny

  • what/who's god?

  • @chap1144 i am:)

  • I think his arse is quite FINE !!!!

  • hah never thought of the commandment this way!

  • OMG this song talks about my ass too:))) You're a genius, Tim.

  • Eating cookie dough and listening to this song can lead to temporary depression. :-(

  • @darkmiles22 nooooo! dislike! unhappiness! :( you have a nice ass tho, so cheer up!

  • HE IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

  • My folks are wondering what the hell I'm listening to, as they always miss the start where it's obvious that it's a donkey :P

  • "My neighbor has an ass that would make Titania swoon."

    Ahhh, I see what you did there.

  • "Just one day with his ass, oh god I would love it!"

  • lol he's talking about a donkey

  • @ xiaojiela Are you telling me my neighbour's ass was in the bible?

    And on who's command that was done?

    Strange times were living in. ;-)

  • ass - noun

    Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.

    But the other type of ass is funnier

  • mmmmmmmmmmm Tim Minchins bum mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • love tim minchin, not as memorable as his other stuff in my opinion.... but still a bloody good song

  • to look a gift ass in the mouth is a sin

    :')

  • 0:42 A Midsummernights Dream referance. :) "thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ass." why not?

  • I think you'll find that came from Exodus, reather than Midsummer Night's Dream.

  • i meant it as 2 seperate things! lol. he mentions Titania, the Faerie Queen in William Shakespear's, A Midsummer Night's Dream. I'm a christian, i recognised the Decalouge referance. :)

  • @100blueeyedboy A Christian watching Minchin? Blimey, that's brave.

  • @InsertNameHere803 i'm fairly liberal. i don't follow the bible to the letter. that would be soooo boring. :D

  • @100blueeyedboy i think beating your slave to within an inch of death would be quite fun.

  • @100blueeyedboy It's a sin not to follow the bible to the letter. I'm on L at the moment, and the story's getting quite good :D

  • @InsertNameHere803 Brave?