Meet Mary Jane

[tsphoenix1]

i like your hair :)

[giimiiwanhealing]

LOL.... all I can say :)

[drheinrich940]

fck u

[11KATEk]

hey stay at homw mmum1

[lovleykittenn19]

omg , rofl. :D

[lovleykittenn19]

LOL!!

[HackerMode11]

you look like a cow,he,he

[GradeItReviews]

OMFG your hilarious

XDDD

[karlthewisconsinite]

make videos again :(

we miss you

[funkyjosh7797]

i love this one it is so funny

i wanna be milked to

"MOOO MOOO MOOO"

[FiveStagesOfGrant]

not funny thanks for wasting my time

[mochico555]

here's a question: WHY WATCH THEN?!

[R4nd0mn33s]

BEAT THAT Momma Records.

lol

Mary Jane is so awesome. moomoomoo

[crazywoodlouse]

i wonder if she mary jane is a mac or a pc?

[DarkTrunksGeorgeSim]

seriously, is it over?

[freddosrnice]

lmao

[samkuu]

Rofl

[TheMixedProductions]

you crack me up

*subscribed*

[Lukash636]

Gah! Shut up....SHUT UUUUP!!!

[jabazzy]

Never.

[Lukash636]

HOOBLAH!!!

[DaftGabby]

moo moo moo... xD

[pbrskater26]

Your realy cute! I actualy have a ball python named mary jane!!

[Parentsforsale]

Amazing, I was laughing the entire time.

[lsbexpress4]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha lmao.

your hilarious

[hight0wertv]

LMAO!

[soundlyawake]

i wanna be milked like a cow..

MOOoooo

MOOOOOooo

MOOOOOooooooo

^life.

[darkly28]

ahahahaha ah haha

[pixonu]

lol

[nunutrain]

OMG AHAHAHA, it reminds me of that show on youtube about this teenage slut.

[addblive]

lmfao, thats jokes.

[nigel106]

lol

[dylwil917]

love doesn't mean love handles!

lol...so beautiful.

[JeffBazz]

i like the hair :)

[theoriginaltyler]

that's lovely! : D

[ChippyNIX14]

MOO! XD

[BarrettTV]

mary jane scares me

[locorei5198]

hi, MJ! :D

i love the romance novel part, lollollol...XD

[maninwhitedress]

great voice changing. very funny.

[anko8aug]

i smoke before maryjane

[sergeantryan]

im mary jane now is it over i need to smoke on some mary jane lol

[lovesten]

lol

[MBRHIndustries]

Milked like a cow, thats eloquence in text if I've ever heard it.

[DarkAnna666]

omg!! Hi mary...heheh

You´r videos are soo good =)

[latinluvrxxx]

...Rubs lamp and says (loudly) I wish to be a Farmer please!!! ha ha so funny "mooo mooo" p.s. watch my vid0241 please (it's not even edited ha ha FTW)

[victoriachateau]

lmfao,

you are amazing.

[patrickbateman1960]

Love you work, love your sense of humour

[joeshmoe005]

ugh fat pig!

i just wanna kick it...

in the teeth...

again and again and again!!!!!!

[KamikazeeKennedy]

lmao. go Mary Jane. hahah :]

[LuvvDepp1]

lmao

that was kinda scary...

xD

[klada90]

your are mad! hahahh

[KASIproductions]

Those romance novels sound good. =o

[princessalys123]

Mary Jane Rocks! :P x

[cheekypeakie]

this is creativity and being expressive all in one.theres also a lot of color in this video,and spunk.I really enjoy watching the other person having fun in a vid,and seeing the creative juices come to life in front of me.its inspiring.

[dARkLeNNoX3]

XD lol

[higgypopuk]

WOAH! Your head changed! You get more mentaler! It rocks, I'm jealous, it's great!

[grizz11952001]

funny

[kevinelganster1]

stupid video

[scarmoh]

what's her problem? lol

[musosf]

Milk. It does a body good. MOOOOOOOO!

My love for you has ascended so far, it gasps for oxygen.

Mary Jane is my new BFF.

[painlicker2000]

lol..funny

[sdpate]

pretty funny

[langillebri]

LOVED this, great video!

[AnimeXShinn]

Love the Hair :)

[Smalls112]

LMAO

[IceyCola427]

lol funny XD, just subscribed

[awesomeman098]

OMFG! This was HILARIOUS!

[Ilcristorandom]

Ahahaha ma sei brutta cazzo brutta.

[truwoman01]

are you trying to be southern

[shaggydoo619]

What were you soo bored you made this.

[meccalecahymeccahyny]

Hey mama; ur sexy when ur sassy (gag)

[codenamecordon]

no offence, but, what is the real point of this video?

[VidFreak2006]

did you really HAD to do this?

[tejaswy123]

I dont get a point of this video.

[djwolf101]

Excellent!

[cpk9999]

HAHAH i thought it was something to do with marijuana lol

[dahooligan12]

lol, mary jane sounds nice xD

[dahooligan12]

btw, i wasnt talking about the girl lololololololololololol

[Illkeepthesecret]

praise buddy!

I hear ya' loud AND clear.

[pinkyring1]

Your just adorable ;)

[xXC4PTNW00K13Xx]

HANG THAT NIGGER

HANG THAT NIGGER

[xthesexxx]

she's not even fuckin black you retard

[BlarKedi3]

you were really bored right?

[iBlake]

I like this.

[Anus2Mouth]

You definitely are a cow, but, seriously please stay at home and stop eating all those cookies you be a-making.

Proper women don't upload silly crap onto youtube so stop that as well.

[teddyaxe]

i dont get it lol! but you're a creative person thank you jabazzy

[ahhx0shannon]

i dont get it..

[blakcguy]

oooh yeah hot white girl, i want to fuck you up the ass, let me know on myspce

[sure1522]

fag fag fag

[BrianJunglist]

i love u

[Anus2Mouth]

how tiny is your penis, brian?

[BrianJunglist]

very tiny

[jadedclown]

At about 45 seconds this freak talks about "satisfy her children and man before bed" Ugg scary

[vargskin666]

Sexy!!!

[pintucoperu]

This is terrifying!!! Where is the back button to leave this page???? Scaringgggg

[pintucoperu]

You are a... a... a... comedian.

[passiveMenis]

I'm on some Mary Jane right now.

[MattyNaggs]

you look like a cow you fat fucking chink

[DNAv3n0m]

1:28

[SmackdownVsRaw10]

HEY!! mary jane Hows peter parker

[Feilur89]

I'm in love with Mary Jane. She's my main thing. She makes me feel alright. She makes my heart sing.

[atimus203]

...And when I'm feeling low, she comes and gets me HIGH!!!!!!!!

[passiveMenis]

Hell yeah Feilur. pass it

[Ay2duhjay]

1:15 LOL

[WinnaAndSivlin]

ur awsome i lovee ur vidsss

[buddyhoot]

Milked like a cow? Oh, the udder possibilities!!!

[findingnemoes]

xD!!!

[Beingblond]

hahahahaha that vid is awesome.

[Zero12345678901]

1:04

[AppleMySox]

1:27

[blakcguy]

oooh yeah hot white girl, i want to fuck you up the ass, let me know on myspce

[blakcguy]

im black but i dont do the gay

[ournationalspace]

i think exploring new things like this publicly on youtube is one of the most fantastic things about this site - in a way, this seems like an interactive video! 5 stars! :)

[RoboFillet]

I suggest you leave your cow-novel in a place hubby can find it, then buy a fake udder. If you can't find one a rubber glove works nearly as well ; )

[willdabeast88883333]

:O i thought i was the only one who loved people & love handles.

this video was spankin awesome.

[BarryAldridge]

Hello Mary Jame. Nice to meet you.

[jennfabulous]

omg... hilarious.  "I want to be milked like cow" omg. holy crap, and I love "I wake up at 5:30 EVERY day." aw, i love you. ha

[jennfabulous]

hahahaha this was precious.  you are so cute!

[jweinrub]

Great video! Love the accent!

[Marcus854]

lol! the accent was awesome and the moo's were hilarious! Was that line about milking a woman like a cow seriously in a romance novel? I'm thinking milking a cow isn't high on the list of romantic fantasies.

[Lunerrrrs]

mary jane is on crack!!

[tyleroakley]

I'm into it.

[angeIwest]

Hi my name is Henry Tucker and I loves me a woman thats built like a horse and make sounds like a cow. You know a cross between a horse and a cow. More like a Horsow. I'd likes me to tame that beast which is wild and free.

[mrsjinx]

Whoa, are you impulsive! I left you at "should I perm?" last time.

I like it, it suits you. And the video I enjoyed as always =)

Kisses, sweet redhead <3

[patrickbateman1960]

great characterisation, just love your work Jasmine. PS: Looking good ;-)

[ZachrielCL]

You look so beautiful =D

Great accent btw =p

[daddio0069]

Love is the greatest gift that should be given of the form of "milking like a cow".

[gheminie]

The Cow part was Udderly ridiculous (But Funny) :-)

[jabazzy]

Are you laughing at my udders? :(

hehe

[BandwagonBabe]

u're such a crack up

[jabazzy]

And glad to be ;)

[samsarajade]

LMAO! Oh dammit-now I have to call Samantha (oddsweb) right back again just to tell her about this vlog LOL! Maybe I'll leave it til tomorrow, when her child is satiated and her husband satisfied LOL!

[babyporridge]

AAHAHAHAHAH AH LOVE YEW.

am jealous of yer husband, p.s.

[chris3443]

Like a pony, just how I like 'em.

[cooksterz]

LMAO - mooo.. Hilarious, you are just the perfect little lady!! LOL

[PDXvlog]

This just made me think about marrying my sister.

...o_O

-JP

[krazed876]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! *takes deep breath* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

"Is it over?.... Seriously, I need a smoke."

[bonezjc]

Dammit Mary Jane, I told ya not to upload shit on da internet. You'r gonna get yourself raped babe.

love, your husband

[iStawr]

that was kinda uh..

[AlinaIsSoRad]

Could you moo some more for me? : )

[SouthHamptonLady]

Nice to meet you Mary Jane. Where's Jasmine? LOL.

[azurehydra]

ahahahah....nice acting ^.^

the best part is when u satisfy the husband LOL

[AurianSky]

I...Love...This :D we should hang out come to cali for winter :D

[GiveMeMyDream]

You made my day :) It's my first smile since I woke up :)

[gu88766]

moan like a cow! LMAO

[ParkerWashington]

haha

[kristalyn512]

they wouldn't be love handles if they weren't loved!! haha, I don't think any woman should ever be milked like a cow.

[IgotGoodieslikeCiara]

im happy that i subbed u rock lmfaoo

[Dinzla]

Why I love Jasmine, reason #784.

[jabazzy]

Only 784?!?! Damn girl.

Love you Big Al.

Has the number gone down since I called you that? :p

[wpgpeanut]

Hey you.

[jabazzy]

Hey lovely person you <3

[joelovesyou]

You're a real southern bell, Mrs. Mary Jane.

A classy lady, and beige rocks your socks!

[heliopolis07]

so wait, ur a pony that wants to moo.

haha, jk, awesome vid, and i hope thats a wig o_0

[jabazzy]

Hybrid! It's possible :D

[jenzatron]

You... are awesome..

[jabazzy]

You...are a delight. You rock.

[mikenguyen84]

"YOU MOAN LIKE A COW" omg. i died.

[jabazzy]

I'll still be your friend even if you're a zombie ;)

[titalita10003]

you have a great personality!

[jabazzy]

Screw looks I say! haha I'm not kidding either :D

[d2dfff]

Knit? Girl, that was crochet! SHIT. <3

[jabazzy]

*wink it was done on purpose. You're the only one who caught that haha, awesome.

[samtwist]

hahahaa! sorry it's just not convincing..hahahah!..just the look of mild confusion and slightly startled tone at "she moaned like a cow" ,was just too funny. hahahahaaahaaa!

[jabazzy]

Well I'm glad you laughed at something! *phew*

[samtwist]

"I may be 37 but I fit like a pony"

I bet you do :D

[Maddoxhardcore]

Milk me baby!

Mooooooooooo!

X

[jabazzy]

Milks you with my mouth. I can only write this here <3

[Myfrogsnameisbob]

That was really good. I liked it. Omg, I'm so mad about this Prop 8 business. Humans irritate the fuck out of me.

[jabazzy]

Yes get angry. No On 8.

[Myfrogsnameisbob]

I WILL get angry about Prop 8, BITCH! I mean, ummm...I'm gonna vote against 8. Lmfao.

[fatblueman]

Moooo! Wow, have I got a song for you: give track 8 a listen... hey Mary Jane, you're no good for me....

[jabazzy]

Yes! I've heard it. I love your stuff so much.