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  • When I have kids I'm gonna make them watch 2012 and tell them "I'm a bad ass and I survived"

  • By the way I have never heard of that giant planet smashing in to earth theory before. Thanks for cheering me up with that hilarious bull sh*t. Im enjoying your work by the way. Love how serious and sound you are but the cursing is a nice touch too. Smart, beautiful and cursing like me ;-)

  • I have guns but not for post apocolyptic survival. Mostly because target shooting relaxes me. If the world or just man kind comes to an end then they are of no use to me. Now, I wont go down without a fight and wont convert out of last minute fear and my body be found in a church but Im not wasting my money and time on a theortical situation either.

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  • At first glance, I thought this was Alyson Michalka.

  • men your supper deep girl

  • Oh shiiiit

  • WAIT WAIT....my birthday is december 21th! lol I get to laugh at people who thought the world was gonna end....

  • Can I get this on itunes?

  • You should make MORE rap videos

  • OMG, you have GOT to do more hip-hop videos! That was freaking EPIC!

  • Lol!!! Sick fucks

  • This video will go in my favorites.

    These doomsday fanatics hate their present life and they desire for the world to be reset by some apocalyptic event just so that they can have a moment ,in their miserable lives to shine and say: "see! I told y'all this would happen! And I was prepared for it and now I can change the world as I see fit! Because I will survive! Hey hey!"

    What's funny for me is that they want to survive such an event. Why? Just so they can smell the ashes and rotting corpses? L

  • I wanna anal you.

  • most beautiful atheist ever... super like...

  • Man its cruel that im not able to ask you out

  • To answer your question, people in U.S. are buying up guns and food because a lot of them feel that our country is going to be completely taken over by the government. Martial Law and all that silly crap. Its all hog wash.

  • lmao on "must not fap"

  • thats the beat from guilty conscience!! I LOVE YOU!!!

  • Yup, the end of the world is coming! In the year 1,000,000,012, the last drop of water will be boiled off the surface of the planet! We're DOOMED! We're DOOOOOOOMED! We're... *gasps for air* DOOOOOOOOx10^12OOOMED!

    Better hurry, that's only a billion years away! O.o...

  • @Tigranis That's one prophecy I can believe.

  • Someone needs attention.... :p

  • awesome rap XD

  • esti mishto ! vaz k pe aici numai vorbitori de engleza ! eu inca cochetez cu crestinismul btw !:-)

  • My calculations indicate the world will end in the year 2,437,820,856,345,118,347,235. (Plus or minus 200 million zillion kabillion years)

  • You should consider a career in rap lol....

  • shut up bitch

  • @susuhorsujet she's right, bitch.

  • @JamesWorldStudios there will be a day when u'll know that she is right or no

  • Great!

  • u are hilarious do u do stand up comedy u should!

  • Great video, great insights, great jokes, great rap! :D

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>>I JUST GOT EAR RAPED!

  • Complain? If we still did stars that rap would be the difference between you getting a three and a five.

  • Hai sexy

  • Dec. 22nd is gonna be awesome. Not only are we still alive, it's 3 days to Christmas, biatch! Double bonus!

    Oh yeah silver coins...Barack Obama is going to have us another trillion in the hole and will likely be getting reelected. If you can't understand why silver coins are prudent, then economics in general and monetary policy in particular (like Spirituality) ain't your thing.

  • All the lifeless Youtube dorks subscribe to your channel because of the way you look. It's what's important in life when God is dead and shit.

  • I agree with this prophecy:

    watch?v=rdmhNPwxGuk

    But Alan Moore could say "peanut butter cheese" and it would still sound profound...kinda like ZOMGitsCriss when she speaks :)

  • Do you actually have a boyfriend?

  • I dont listen to Nostradamus, I listen to Negrodamus XD

  • It's funny about how these people are "preparing" for this to hit earth. Nobody would survive it. And even if they DID, the world would be worse than any of the Fallout game worlds. Why would they want to be alive for that? /sigh...people..

  • You are very talented!

  • ahaha so funny.. why cant more girls have that birds eye view you got..

    more of the concious rap please :D

    very entertaining !

  • ...economy is very shaky. Those people will stock up on some extra food, get a gun and ammo and put there money into other things like silver, medical supplies and building materials (particularly if they own their own property). This is how an intelligent, informed person reacts to current evens. They arn't planning on total annialation, if they were, they wouldn't stock up on essentials. Those that believe the world is going to end on a set date, would spend all that they have before then.

  • You're connecting alot of things here that cannot be summed up togather. Yes, there is alot of farce out there and people keep adding to it. The truth is that there is a sequence to things, the closer one follows that sequence, the better off you'll be right now, regardless of whether there is an afterlife or not. You're also very ignorantly grouping alot of people togather that think completely differently from one another. As an example, anyone who has been paying attenion knows that the...

  • When we all agree, the world will end.

  • They want to be known for something...i guess.

  • haha I wish we knew each other in real life criss... We would be besties!

  • According to Nostradamus someone will kill someone else at sometime in the future, what an amazing prophet! Almost as good as Jesus..."there will be wars and rumours of wars..." wow I could never have predicted that one myself!

    Prophecy is a load of garbage, just like astrology and horoscopes, time to wake up to reality good people.

  • Buddha is an atheist at misterkel.wordpress

  • We cannot see Nibiru yet because it will appear only when it's time to pwn the Earth. Poof, Pow, Adidas-Senyoritaz

  • WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND LOSE THE GAME!

  • Your sexy when you rap...

  • Nostradamus DID gave us the date of the ending of the world. It is something like year 3100. kkkkkkkkkkkkkk Well... at least he said that he couldn't see nothing before this date, so he did imagine that it is the end of the world. Simple like that. :)

  • that was awesome. Yea, even the rap.

  • so true!!

  • I believe doomsday predictions are an extension of peoples unhappiness with their lives. They feel powerless to influence there own lives and await a global reboot. It's sad that so many people feel this way. But they need to understand that they have complete control of their lives, There will always be obstacles and life isn't fair. however if you don't get your head out of your ass and work with what you have you'll always be dreaming of the Zombie Apocalypse

  • @awlangham We've promised the end of the world some 5-6 times since Y2K. 2 times just last year. So what does it tell you about our happiness?

    And it's always postponed. I'm already bored waiting til December when it's going to be postponed, AGAIN.

    And why are we so arrogant that we actually think that the extinction of the human race is the end of the world? It's not the end of the world unless we blow the planet to pieces.

  • Ha! Very different and funny presentation.

  • I have something watching me all day: myself, but I'm not only answerable to myself. I have people checking on me periodically: people I can have a two-way conversation with. In the way I feel answerable to others, I would hope the feeling's mutual, but I can't demand it. Furthermore, why do people want to know the weather forecast? They want to know if they need to make more ordinary, or more exceptional, preparations. Doomsday predictions are a demented extension of that.

  • Most amusing :)

  • Oh girl,your ingenious

  • Hoarding munitions and canned food is what people do to prepare for the subsequent chaos. Protect your tribe, and all that jazz, from the other surviving tribes. Co-operation?! Pff! Get real!

  • I think I understood what ZOMG is saying, but I could probably have used subtitles. YT's auto-captioning "Transcribe Audio {beta}" is quite inaccurate.

    *(]:-)L

  • I would like to have the sexytime with her. ( if you know what I mean.)

  • Criss, I take your point about God watching you all the time and this being creepy. What can I say? If I was God I'd be watching you all the time.

  • Humanity's history on this planet has been punctuated by regional and global catastrophies that struck fear in our conceptually impoverished ancestors. Tales of these events have been passed down to us in the form of oral myths and religious texts. I agree that doomsday prophecies are horseshit but try not to underestimate the vulnerability of our global civilization to social and celestial disturbances. It's just a stack of cards that can come down rapidly and violently like most before it.

  • "Cos there's this Nibiru planet

    it's gonna crash into Earth

    And on December 21st

    You're gonna turn into DUST."

    So...

    Why "dust"? Wouldn't "dirt" rhyme a lot better?

  • New videos??????????????????

  • sexy accent. hawt. and funny video. i'm so in love with you.

  • bitch, ur stupid go away

  • had a pretty good boner during this...

    Although you make good points....

  • Great video, and absolutely awesome moment at 1:12; completely cracked up!

  • you ugly dirty gypsy scum. Get OFF Youtube! I know who you are, even with your laughable white woman's wig. Your accent betrays you!

  • @TheSunmanho Why don't you throw your computer out of the window and do us all a favour.

  • @rnrbishop

    fuck you hater!

  • @TheSunmanho A planet is gonna fall on top of you

    : )

  • How is after death? Nothing existed before you were born and nothing exists after you die

    The Apocalypse is actually true :) It will happen in around 5 billion years when our Sun will become a "demonic one" (red giant) and our planet "will burn in hell"

    God is actually a personification of our Sun and people created myths and fairy tales around it.

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" -Seneca

    Salutari ! Am vazut ca esti romanca

  • so as long as we predict things that end the world its gonna happen hmmmmmmmmm i predict my penis will become so large the world is gonna end...this is gonna be so badass guys!!!!

  • nice rap girl !!!!!

  • Is that a Surly Amy pendant??

  • A planet's gonna fall on top of YO! Genius!

  • I predict a spike in birth rates come Sept. 2013

  • 1st video of yours that i didnt like (due to your ignorance)...not that im a doomsdayer waiting for "the end"... i respect nostradamus' mind and what the mayans witnessed. i believe in aleins thanks to my intelligence and: the many pyramids, easter island, the flower of life in the temple at Abydos, etc. i believe the aleins created government, religion and most of the other differences in order to keep us "slaves" in control. someday soon, when it all falls down...youll wish you were strapped.

  • You are so brilliant.

  • please ear rape me IRL...that rap was awesome

  • Usually I dont listen to rap, but this was awesome :)

    You're funny, glad I stumbled upon your channel.

    I dont believe, the worlds gonna end until some billions of years in the future but if it would, just enjoy the show an think about, that we would be the only few people, that could witness an apocalypse.

    But honestly, I think people, who belive such stuff, never got much attention and they still crave for it. They just want to be part of something really big and important, thats all.

  • Mmmm... Doomsday Pie...

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  • I am so happy I found your channel. I am extremely glad that you take the time to tell those religious hippy uneducated morons the truth, and I can see how frustrating it could be. I am disappointed I missed you when you came to my neck of the woods, Australia. Please keep up the good work!!! I am a physics student and regarding planetary alignments, I have done all the calculus required to dismiss any doubts regarding humanities death on that day. Inbox me if you want the 12pages of proof :-)

  • Awesome.

  • I like the concept of adding drugs to the bunker. Stoned till december... No, that would be one hell of a hang over if some unlikely event should prevent the earth from being destroyed.

    I do not even know why but I find this video very funny - realy no explation why. Maybee the agitated voice in the black and white maniac episodes. Or maybe it is just my fever. Keep up the good work, still about a week of pneumonia to spend with whatever entertains...

  • your music at the end was one of your best endings.

  • The Mayans did NOT predict the world is going to end, the mayan elders say it is just a time of transformation.. the whole doomsday thing is all a scam to scare nieve people into buying crap they don't need lol

  • Since the world is going to end on 21 Dec, shouldn't we move Christmas up to 19 Dec? Otherwise, there won't be any need for all that Christmas shopping, and the economy will tank. (We'll need 20 Dec to return all the junk other people bought for us.)

  • 1:01 I laughed kuhKUShksuhKUSHksu

  • How bout that year long Fukushima melt down raging? Brewing blackhole Earth.

  • You don't make videos nearly often enough.

  • the mayans just ran out of the right size stones, kind of like what just happen with my postits

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  • @kchomer1

    I don't see him in the video. Where can I get some of the stuff you dropped just before you logged onto YouTube?

  • @cobaltspectre her, son = you

    that was very embarrassing:P

  • I never saw that stupid 2012 movie; however, I intend to rent it in 2013 and have a big laugh!

  • aliens?

    Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEESE!

  • i can understand and respect people who believe in an afterlife but i cannot respect people who only do good because their true motivation is to be rewarded. what about true altruism? do something good because it helps somebody right now. not because you believe you'll go to paradise after.

  • you should rap more!!

  • I've been killed by a planet twice or 3 times... :-) YOU ARE SIMPLY GREAT I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

  • We buy all these guns because we don't trust the government.

  • Why dust instead of dirt.. dirt rhymes with earth..

  • The rap at the end made the entire video. I think an MP3 is in order.

  • I'd expect an Atheist to have a little more common sense when it comes to "Apocalyptic" scenarios. There is a fairly reasonable chance that law and order will break down on this planet at some point due to an unknown chain of events. Whether they be famine, disease, war, oil shortages, etc. People buy guns and canned foods because it's prudent. The destruction of civilization is not the same as the destruction of this planet (in which case, you would have a point)

  • Why does the God you choose go with the country you live in. Think about it !!!

  • yes I was high, ha ha, watched another post, was impressed by this womans' speech in the post, not realising she was an atheist until I viewed another post, I admire honesty and intellect, all religious issues aside, I was once an atheist myself and my motto was always "seeing is believing". I didn't see until I was 32 years old, and now I believe, but age is a major factor and wouldn't expect anybody younger than 25 to understand my trip, if you do see you will believe, maybe, one day?

  • Legend!!

  • nice lyrics ^^

  • Almost all those doomsday prophecies are news to me. I think camping stole all the crazy from them with his campaign(s).

  • Last comment, I swear! Nibiru was invented by a *science fiction* writer in the 70's. He published a lot of speculative fiction. The aliens you are mentioning are the "inhabitants" of Nibiru known as the Anunnaki, the pantheon of gods for the ancient Sumerians, Assyrians, and Babylonians who were described as what theists today would describe as angels. They supposedly taught these ancient cultures all of the technological advancements that boggle historians now.

  • Another possible explanation for the Nibiru thing is that the discovery of 2003 UB313 (Xena) is slowly becoming more well known. It is a Kuiper Belt object larger than Pluto, and so is under scrutiny as a possible NEW ninth planet since Pluto has been excluded. Not sure, but maybe this was the origin of Nibiru?

  • more rap songs :D !!! yeah :D you RULEZ :D

    You should do one every week or so :D

  • GOD is great, and this girl proves it, ha ha, what a refreshing change from all the barbie plastic dolls who are usually sexxing themselves up for the camera, enjoyable viewing and very funny too

  • @kingbrunodagaul What lol god is great and this girl proves it.................Are you high? hahaha

  • OK,

    Miz Kris just rocked all over it... funny as hell, wicked sarcastic, elegant humor and style. Thanks again - please keep posting!

  • religion is a great big primitive lie. dont get cought in the jesus trap

  • She's married, but I guess we can all dream!!! Not only hot with a sexy voice/accent, it's her intelligence that intrigues me!!!

  • Your rapping actually isn't all that bad and sounds kinda cool with the accent. I am not a rap fan, but was pleasantly surprised.

  • The weirdest part is that a lot of them WANT this to happen, and are already talking about how disappointed they are that some of the stuff they were expecting to happen hasn't happened yet. At first I thought they were just half pretending for the fun of it, but the way some of them talk is really creepy.

  • I frikkin love you Criss!!

  • hahaha I loved the rap song!!!

  • Mayan Long year should be the time it takes for teh sun(earth) travel one circle around the center of the milky way. I might be wrong about it, but my memory might serv me right. Either way. it's just like the millenium bug. without any computers with the specific year count.

    And the 1999-2000 change was apocalyptic... wasn't it? ;)

  • Cute girl!

  • Planet's gonna fall on top y'all. LMFAO! Priceless... :D

  • hell yeah! I love doomsday Pie! I'll have to ask my granny to make it though, since I don't have the recipe..

  • I subscribed because of that rapping at the end. I laughed fuckin out loud

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    Sorry to bust past leet, but, I even liked the rap.

  • I love you ;)

  • I know why the mayans stoped writing their calender....Christians killed them THE END :)

  • @anyrock22 I thought it was because they got killed off by thier huge stone callendars falling on them

  • @anyrock22 hurrr durr, i think you mean aztecs, no one killed the mayans... oh the ignorance

  • @mazarefense So you think the mayans just disappeared get a clue man.

  • Lover her and Love watching people freak out about nonsense. It will be a blast the days leading up to Dec. 21st. Insanity rules the roost, and I love watching em lay eggs.

  • Humans fear death so much that they must predict when they are going to die.

  • The ironic thing is if you keep predicting something over and over one day you may get it right.

  • Planets gonna do a mass extinction drive by

  • were there even any Mayans left to write any new calendars?

  • The 2150 year time scale has to do with the presession of the equanoxes.

  • 6:30!!!!!!!!!

  • Coolest girl ever. Always entertaining. Thanks.

    

  • doomsday pie you say? sounds delicious!

  • Ha! Tell that to Ray Kurzweil.

  • 5:52 Damn Nibiru truthers

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  • OH. MY. GOD. With every video I get an affirmation that I made the right choice for making you my favourite person in the universe.

  • wow you actually can rap :D. btw where are you from?

  • @fatmonkeysarehot She is Romanian from Romania.

  • Ah, the Mayans.

    A civilization so advanced they could predict the end of the world thousands of years out but couldn't see their own demise in the immediate future.

  • @fattestruss He shoots, he scores!

  • I want to marry you, and your high pitched twin sister XD

  • zionist tool

  • @Crimble67

    hahahahahaha bestcommentever

  • 2013. Calling it right here, right now. Just wait and see.

  • You NEED to make that rap an mp3 haha

  • Groovey vid!

  • damn, that raps pretty damn good, id buy the song if i was rich ;D

  • You are beautiful! :-)

  • LOL I love your lame rapping.

    The title of this video reminds me of Ollie from Family Guy giving his "Blackie Weather Report". "IT'S GONNA RAIN!" XD