SHTF Urban Survival Assault Vest

[CAPITAN24]

Yo man, those are bad, fast burning calories.

[heirihunziker]

dark chocolate with at least 70% cacao has more bullet stopping power.

[Ag3nt0rang389]

Rofl!!!

[mightymjolnir74]

Ha!

[wreckallthetrucks]

yaaay, way too funny. all of your videos have been good and i stumbled upon this one and it just cracked me up instantly :) keep it up bud

[WaterfrontBoss]

That's funny

[dreadlock360]

2-3 hours no food XD

[axiom671]

bananas and blow mike, we are talking about survival.

[bigrsoul]

Very funny, loved it all ,thanks for the light hearted look at emergency snacks.

[BigPoppaJNutZ]

hahaha awesome!

[kingkurtzig]

this is a joke right?

[biglou052371]

Ha..Im a fat guy but my twinkie would be a 30 round magazine of .223.....if you arent a survivalist this aint the right forum =/

[xXMrsilentShotXx]

your cholesteral is probobly through the roof. what about a banana or a apple or cherrios?

[SirVivalDotKom]

Lmao I f***ing love it haha

[Slaythis1]

Too funny my man. totally caught me off guard...cherry pie and muscle memory thanks for the laugh.

[Atritionist]

Uhht nutty bar lol cute but made a point

[beautifulbluegreen]

FUCKING WORD!!!!!!!!

[DrewandOthers]

Healthy discourse? Erm...

[MrGraygrizz]

Don't forget to add/carry a "bone", (throw a dog a bone), to toss out to the dog that could be chasing you down.......lol.......way to funny video!

[ShadeToSun]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[TheAdisah]

LMAO!!!!

[irondickey]

Cool

[ThatOGDon]

Dude this video is the win!

Subscribed and favorited!!!

[asiankid717]

That's too funny lol

[BR98133]

I am power eating now, so I can have it on me at all times. I am storing my snickers, kit kats and little Debbie Cakes primarily around my waist and buttocks for weight distrubution.  Thanks to the power foods you have mentioned, I can now monitor television for up to 12 hours at a time without moving. Thanks for the humor!

[RustyHingesSqueak]

Thats like the vest my father puts on me when we go hunting.

[JackkOfAllTrades]

wait...........TWINKIE? where is she?

[JackkOfAllTrades]

you go boy!

[ODVenture]

HahahHahaha! Good one!

[elizabethpowell]

You are so funny, nice parady

[skatincriss27]

LOL as soon as he zoomed out i just busted out laughing

[LeperKing]

LOL!! Great vid!

[Glen64307]

AWESOME!!!! HERO!!!!

[dany1441]

LOL! Good one, I was really leaning over! :D

[Docprepper]

i get hungry... TWINKY!!!! right here.

[Mark2790]

What's also useful is a book of Macdonalds discount vouchers and $5 in a waterproof bag. That way, youre fully prepared if you happen upon a drive thru.

[glynamus]

i am wondering if i go out there in a SHTF world, would i be better off looking like a civilan or a apocalypse suvivalist soldier of fortune. i know if i dress up and look like the later, the police/guard whoever are going to give me grief. so, although the gear is cool, i think ill try to blend in with the victims but try not to be one. I NEED A BIO GASMASK THAT IS NEW AND NOT USED THAT WILL PROTECT FROM BIO/CHEMICAL AGENTS OR BLOOD AGENTS/NERVE AGENTS any ideas????? i do not want mill surp

[SpiderinkDan]

A twinky can stop a .45 cal bullet at five feet

[moose1ale]

tacticool...? NO!!! tacti-food!!!! haha

[danielcmanley]

LMAO, that's a (STONER) survival kit

[MrSweetmore]

good kit there sir

[aceyaloneus]

Funny but here is a Realistic idea; walk down to the tacticool store and see whats for sale. Are your eyes open? I am free to buy a lot. My vest deflects bullets; and it holds them too. It does!; im serious... and I have more than one. A blanket comment gets a blanket answer. Its an open market and a free one at that...wouldnt change it for the world.

[quintonalame45]

You broke rule number one. Keep a low profile. If I was looting for supplies people decked out in tactical gear will be easy targets cause there easy to spot and they have the stuff I need

[pickinthatbanjo]

Is there a spot to stash some beer? lol good job man it's actually quite the vest

[SamuelSavage777]

lmao! this is my new favorite channel

[stevebungay]

Love it. Great delivery, and not over the top. You're a star.

[dinnerandashow]

87 rednecks did not appreciate the humor.

[multiplegunshots]

With the demise of Hostess, if you're holding Twinkies, I hope you have a safe place to keep them! If anyone finds out you'll be a target for sure! Keep the faith.

[drake0074]

That's funny on multiple levels!

[paintball626]

Hostess filed for bankruptcy *crying*

[neveragain956]

L O L

[1darron1]

oh my God!! I love it.. I have mine in camo, now if I can just find it...

[oioikanone]

i just equipped my dog with a tactical brandy barrel.

[nealkinevil]

funny funny funny really funny

[joshjajn1]

*TACTICAL FACE PALM*

[danby75]

Top Comedian when does he tour next??

[WisconsinEric]

Hostess is bankrupt!

Better buy several pallets of Tactical Twinkees and Ding Dongs ASAP!

[lchardison]

Thanks for this video. It is fun to look at the lighter side of something so stressful. My wife, who thinks my interest in survival is just the beginning of my midlife crisis, says she could really get on board with idea. She would add canteen full of Diet Dr. Pepper & a rucksack full of reeses peanutbutter cups & Hohos.

[frogy10923847]

TWINKY! "Be Prepared!"

[Coop772]

I absolutely love this video! So funny!

[AntiLiberalUSA]

HAHAHHAHAH OMG lol Combat Food Survivial.....I'm going to start one with porn lol

[slay3r172]

yo you side you were in the army, why don't you use your can-tine pouches like the rest of us with ur mre snacks

[CaneFu]

I wear one of these vests under my jacket whenever I go to the movie theater.

[survivalaustralia01]

Gold



[NERF1929]

fat ass

[SilverAndCold79]

Looks like a backpack snack food dispenser. You need Red bull NOT Nutty Bars!

[556anthony]

you fogot the hotdogs and all the shit to make smores so when the hoodrats light you on fire thy will have somthing to cook

[thearledge]

GOOD JOB BROTHER that was squared away I like and I shared 

[TheKenneth0929]

@thearledge I know you

[LteeP]

AHAHAHA!!!

[CanadaCob]

Twinkies....mmmmm...Peter Griffen told me if you age them for 10 years they turn into liquir...

[overlord1111us]

WOW ROFL! Personally I think I would have to hit that twinkie first :)

[MrSer1962]

That was so funny! I loved it!

[KnightGadiel]

really guy? XD

[NEodRA6]

this guy is INTENSE!!

[jbhelix108]

need to add an overcoat or you make yourself a high-value target. Exactly how many cameras did you have on you? Good vid. Funny. I subscribed.

[RockyMountainPrepper]

LOL

[daanaandevaart]

Rambo's uncle!

[tommysixgunner]

Man your fucking up you need 4 sets of twinkies 2 cherry pies and 6 nutty bars in case SHTF

[justinml8719]

better bring some ammo too just in case

[VanessaErnst1979]

coronary,right here...

[bigbuzz27]

sir i would fallow u anywhere lol

[RandyMan388]

Love your vest, it's spot on.

Looks like Mookie's vest. Mookie is never far from food....

[scprepper55]

always enjoy your videos !

[BayAreaHiker]

that vest makes me hungry, Cheers.

[jacksonhobbs1]

Great Vid!

[losetowinguy]

Hilarious



[Jeramiah2012]

i am confused is this guy for real or is this a joke bc this is fucken retarted.. but if this was ment as a joke than well done bc i thought this was pretty funny

[airsoft3321]

@Jeramiah2012 This guy is for real, and the vest is real, what he put on it was just a joke to show it's use and because he likely wanted to make a joke about his weight.

[runhorun]

LOL EPIC.

[GunsKnivesSurvival]

Muscle memory is very important.

[monkey50cal]

where is your coke bandalore

[WeDareToPrepare]

THANK YOU FOR LIGHTENING THE MOOD! And for those morons that don't understand humor, just reach over and unplug your computer. Awesome video man. Thank you for that. I think you could call that your Fighting Adverse Times vest or just F.A.T. vest for short! I can see a great market for you on Amazon. hahaha Peace out and MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[redmule02]

@WeDareToPrepare love this video

[222buckley]

LMAO

[222buckley]

LMAO

[drycreamer]

Haha twinkie! I love nutty bars!

[F1REDUP24]

LAWLL!

[Agaa6425]

Why is everything a joke to you,every know about the food.how about if somebody grab your family and your tweenkee how are you going to protect your self.

[chrstsldr]

laughed out load when you zoomed out!

[CrazyBoiAlx]

This whole time I had NO idea what SHTF stood for.. and I sat here for half an hour. when SHIT HITS THE FAN.. I feel fuckin stupid

[gomikeygomikey]

Is this A Joke? It's a good one! Ha ha! Tho to be honest I too always have a snack on me but normaly a bit more healthy like a cereal bar! Or fruit

[Sgtroblin787]

I would shoot you myself, take all your goodies & leave you for Zombie bait. lol lol lol !!!

[R0AM3Rful]

is he fucking trolling? hes going to walk around with "snacks" strapped to him in a situation where people are going to be lacking food / starving

[TheTeesofTexas]

Thats what Im talking about! I was expecting some sort of nutcase explaining his armageddon plan. This was much better!

[aDoubleDong]

man where did u find the nutty bar pack ive been looking forever! all i can find is the snowball pack and we BOTH! know when the shit hits you dont want to be stuck with a snowball

[juanriv01]

Twinkies are mine!

[NKGMAN]

What a fuckin ASSHOLE. Have another doughnut u fuckin loser.

[MrEddiecochran]

is this a joke

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Ive got my chest rig...its covered with 500 packs of Twinkies...its a foot thick all the way around.

[tscott21970]

yup you'll be one of them begging the govt. to help bail your butt out and the govt. wont be there to do it, so you'll come running to someone like me for help and get your head blown off.

[katamishi]

High blood sugar: Check

Diabetes: Check

Obesity: Check

[NRAGOAL]

thats funny shit

[230therapy]

Totally inadequate. Where are the cans of bacon? Where's the tactical bacon holder?

Where's the Dr. Pepper? Jolt? Mountain Dew?

What about a tactical looting bag? Food stamp dispenser?

You really need to rethink this.

[runhorun]

@230therapy its missing a taco holder.

[norkoilija]

@230therapy Dr. Pepper tastes like toothpaste.. Coca Cola is 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 times better

[benbangui]

lol nice

[TheGuncraze]

were's the milk duds 

[reaznb]

Cant stop laughing!

[WARLORD1773]

Lol well done sir

[Tart171]

Haha, Love you uncle Mike!! That's awesome, I'll show you my rig.!!!

[galapinn]

wack!

[futureusmc100]

how did you do this with a serious face?

[GuildF40]

"NUTTY BAR right here", that's for sure.

[WatchMan815]

LMAO!!!!!!

[SuperDeltaRomeo]

Loved it,this guy rocks

[malacaralaughs]

cracked me up

[Tacticalopsec101]

i pack the mini slim jims, saves space and time in my run and snack. hey, u guyz think this is a joke? let me tell you something, ive seen guyz crack and lose it then turn and eat his buddy and fall crying with a hammer in his hand that smacked into a random block of C4. it wasnt pretty.............after i stopped laughin i started to understand what was goin through that dudes mind, and it changed me................ R.I.P. GUY THUNDER keep jumpin over them midgets brother, keep jumpin..........

[SgtBooker44]

Too flippin funny

[billynightmare]

santa!!!! wondered where you went!

[soulprepper]

I use a dual magazine belt pouch. It fits two snickers bars like a glove. Just a thought..

[iGotGameDoU]

omg i couldnt stop laughin when the camera zoomed out and i saw the food on his chest

[89andyman]

i think this guy has had one chest rig too many

[wtr7]

Roger That! One suggestion, attached a 5.56 mag pouch. 1lb Hersey bars fit really nice in them and can be used in a lol urban scenario.

Too funny! Thanks for the video - wtr7

[T4EVER1000]

Tactical Snack West= T.S.W

[theCANaDiAN1987]

I love how he keeps a straight face through it all.

[coty734]

"fatigue from lack of snacks" lol 

[1TacticalMedic]

Mike, you got a lot of real estate on the back of that vest too! You might want to thin about like a camelback full of Mt. Dew, or Grape Koolaid for electrolyte replacement. Also maybe a couple bags of pop corn. Make sure you have enough for you whole squad. My current vest is loaded up with 3 things. Beer, Beef Jerky, and Bullets. And my camelback I got a handle of Jim Beam in it for treating combat injuries!

[leloodallasmultipass]

this guy is so right. muscle memory will save you in ANY snacking situation. TRAIN, KIDS. even when it hurts.

[voxtelnismo]

Ranger twinky, bitches!

[ViolentEncounter]

the camera panned out, and i damm near pissed my self

[pjhoneycut]

Hahahaha , consider yourself subscribed to funny man.

[ukorganist]

GLOL!

[spannerman69]

hey , i thought you had a nut allergy .

[7466nuts]

hahahahahahahaha funny shit , 

[OEFvet1986]

Thats awesome. All kidding aside, you would be suprised how many of my machine gunner pouches were filled with snacks(OEF5,7-8)

[CWales84]

I would go to war with this man any day

[BloodFeather]

not sure if srs ..

[Blaze4052]

Please bekidding hahahaha

[bigtodd12159]

you need mag pouches ar or ak you can carry more twinkies

[Heavyb2u]

I would only change one thing to your rig...a 20 oz. Diet Coke bottle on the side. Other than that, you have my dream vest.

Thanks for the laugh.

[55dabo]

You're a freakin' idiot!!!

[FOXBAT6]

Good one, made me laugh

[TacticalSoleSurvivor]

OMG, and to think that I was just starting to take you seriously.

[TheKrazydreams]

this is great made my day, the best part is he holds a strait face like its real

[josephd27]

lots of yummy snacks you got

[mandp151985]

Your fuckin stupid, go play with your prostate

[2hatelibs1]

great vid thanks  but dump the sarcastic cunt

[airic554]

omg this was great dude

[417BoyWonder]

hahaha tactical slim-jim!!!!!!!!!!!!



[GrandChamp1989]

LMFAO America, fuck yeah! Never leave home without that junk food.

[bigoz7]

You have plenty of room so wheres the Cheetos?

[AkiraSRT9]

Lol

[1991araaron]

AWSUUUMMMM

[BrionesCh]

haha thats awesome

[21danger21]

twinkies yea babe cant face the zombie hordes without some twinkies close by lol

[069751]

OMG this is fucken awesome

[MyFlyingWalrus]

uhm tihs was a joke right? hahahahahahaha

[AwPhuch]

What...no twinkies?

[cekinxxx]

zombies horde?? that is retarted

[icutmyselfha]

That vest is good for gamers hahahaha

[smokingace11226]

oh yea im down for5 that huney bun nd nutty bar

[TheSHTFTeam]

I have the same exact vest. Except it doesn't have all that bull crap you attached to it, WTF?!

[PrepperToTheEnd]

You are an idiot.A very stupid old man with nothing to do.Wasting people's time is not good you retard.