Kissing Hank's Ass - The Movie

[WillShakespeare2007]

I am sticking with Hank a I have seen no evidence to prove Hanks does not exist and therefore he must be real.

[Zerafinel]

Sometimes we just think of his ass, and we blow him a kiss" :D

[Zerafinel]

Just brilliant. Satire at it's best.

[Zerafinel]

Just brilliant.

[flamerr1234]

13 people didn't kiss Hank's ass.

[Dougster]

If only it was that easy to get rid of this type...

[morthim]

the sad thing is i bet this was very similar to how many religions started....

[Zeldarulah]

@morthim That was the point.

[HonestTechnoAtheist]

Freakin' awesome!

[Neanderthalcouzin]

They should get famous actors to do this. The homeowner should be Sean Penn, Mary should be Samuel L. Jackson and John should be Joe Pesci. Nice touch at the end of the video btw.

[falchion49]

Love it. Brilliant piece of work.

[1RadicalOne]

It is amazing how many Christians I send this to say "oh yes, look, a parody of Islam/Judaism [they pick one], believing something ridiculous like this", completely missing the point.

[Darw1n1st]

Too funny and very accurate!

[NoobyJumper]

item 11 is the best lol

[Takhinen]

Thank you for the video , it explanes illogical thinking of relligous people and how the fear of less knolodge of humans could be used from more cleaver persons to controll their life and thinking - The idea of God is illusion

[Cifrocco]

@Takhinen

lol

[spacyfreak]

Thats exactly it.

The way how "belief" works.

[sam51092]

We are all sinners because we don't measure up to Hank's perfect moral standard. Can you honestly say you've never eaten a hotdog without continentals? Then you need to kiss Hank's ass.

And hey, what have you got to lose? If you kiss Hank's ass and it turns out to be all a con, you lose nothing. If you don't kiss Hank's ass and it's not a con, you'll get an ass kicking! So you see, not kissing Hank's ass is the height of reckless stupidity! Repent and pucker up!

[omnissient]

"i ll kiss hanks ass for you" is sth i have heard so often:

"i ll pray for you you atheist sinner"

[limepinekiwis]

Yeah, I fell for Huber's sucker bet. Although I sit on the fence, I am going to comply with his $5 ruling.

[ATL45]

lol, 1:04 was when i figured out this video was taking a massive 8-minute shit on religion.

this was great, thanks a lot.

[toddlusk]

As good of a watch as it was a read. Great job.

[GetMeThere1]

This is really good. Just watched them read through this on "Atheist Experience."

[ChaoticSupernova]

Me too! Atheist Experience is awesome!

[Fait2]

Most of the problems of the world are, and always have been caused by religion.

Mankind will never truly be free until the dark yoke of religion is lifted by the clear light of facts and logic.

[Meowbay]

So very true.

[whosyourmatty]

@Fait2 My sentiments exactly.

[blackplatypus]

Ooh, and there's a twist!

[umetnica82]

Awesome!

[jortylbro]

I love Hank so much. It's a shame he had to kick the shit out of my friend who left town last year without paying his respects to Hank. He deserved it though.

[hossrex]

Pure awesome.

I'm going to print out the script to this bit, and hand it out to people who come to my door preaching religions.

[KN1FEP4RTY]

Yawn

[timcopeland1]

good concept; bad microphones.

[whaddafug]

Well that's pretty funny.

Nice subtle lead-in to the whole parody of religion thing.

[MyGrassIsGreenest]

Grade A video!! Hilarious!

I seriously hope christians are picking up on the heavy sarcasm here!

[greyflcn]

Lol, I didn't get that this was an atheist joke on religion.

[butterbird]

Well done little film, but if it's supposed to be funny, it missed the mark.  Completely.

[chisaku]

I don't think you got it.

[butterbird]

Uh, what's there to get? It's quite obviously making fun of the absurdity of revealed religions. It's not like the message is really hidden or hard to understand unless you're pretty thick-headed.

It's just not funny and on top of that, it's very predictable.

[hossrex]

Predictable?

That's the point.

It's predictable, because religion is absurd, yet the overwhelming majority of the world is religious.

When the rest of the world uses common sense, this video will be pointless, until then... you have to realize that millions... BILLIONS of people don't get it.

[psaipetc]

This is great! Thanks!

[verbzpdx]

Hahaha!

Jamal! Congrats man. Love seeing friends get so much love. 2003 though? This is ancient! If only they knew...Hope all is well with you.

Grant aka Verbz

[toastymallows]

Brilliant.

Just brilliant.

[sonofagunM357]

clever

[Erudecorp]

I have personally felt the presence of Hank's ass. Everyone has the opportunity to know merciful Hank, but some choose not to, and get the shit kicked out of them.

[NBegovich]

Damn.

[Bockatadi]

smile! good work to everyone involved!

[x1tekja]

Hank is so gonna kick the shit out of you for being so disrespectful! Late at night I can feel hanks ass on my lips. I know he is real you HEATHEN! There is plenty of proof you are ignoring. His ass print appears in stained glass windows and the ass on Hank's statue beads with real sweat. You can taste it when you kiss it. And just last week an image appeared on the copy machine at work. How do you explain THAT! I'll kiss hanks ass for you hard!

[PNerves]

Top notch!

[zerubberballs]

I was raised a door knocking JW - this skit is brilliant / freakin' hilarious!

[suzbailey23]

I love how they used two male actors, but kept to the script about one of the proselytizers being named Mary.

It's great to hear that song too; it's been a while. WELL DONE!

[spacyfreak]

Muhahaha.

If you want to really really understand the whole so called "truth" of the watchtower society - then here it is.

[ericpage420]

I've known about "Kissing Hanks ass" for years,but I really loved how this ended,as if to imply,maybe there is a Hank.

[justPLAINolEZ]

HAHA!!

not the best acting, but a very funny vid.

[RoadRunnerLaser]

A great rendition of the "Kiss Hank's Ass" story with a nice little twist at the end.

Brilliant !

[Imralu]

I can only imagine the kicking Hank's going to be giving you for making this video. I'm glad I'm not you. I'll be kissing his ass for you tonight.

[NeaFrea]

That's it! Rastas are the master race.

;-D

[billmichael]

Oh yeah, "Little Green Bag" from The George Baker Selection...

[billmichael]

But, Jesus Christ, will someone please fess-up, who did the music...???

[beanson99]

Well done- amusing

[svinerico]

Eeeh, guess if one was american, this has good. Problem, it's not good. This bad, the wronge and awful way.

Just too stupid..

[Xannowis]

Hahaha! :D

[SpoolDonkey]

any idea what that song is?

[AlliedRecords]

Little Green Bag

[Dextear]

I understood all but 'Hank's desktop': anyone offer their own opinions on it?

[PikminDS]

he is the one who wrote the list. he made the whole thing up!

[SPARTANN09]

@Novadux;

Sorry for being a grammar-nazi, but isn't it "1st century"? (Unless I misunderstood what you meant)

[omgmeow]

Why make a video like this when you know Hank will kick the shit out of you?

[fandaal]

@omgmeow Rule nr 12, if you make an awesome video about Hank, he will give you pink elephant right now.

I discovered this additional rule on the sea shore.

[Bowmaj21]

It makes sense!

But you tell this to a religious fanatic, and it'll go straight over their heads!

[OpenHuman]

Ex-door-knocking-Jehovah's Witness here. Nice video - good analogy. :)

[Imralu]

Son of ex-door-knocking Jehovah's Witness here.

[OpenHuman]

But not mine? ;)

[Imralu]

Mum? Is that you?

[OpenHuman]

Son! *BIG HUG*

[Imralu]

*Wipes tear from eye*

[Will0Wisp]

Yeeesh! ;p

[zero16lives]

i love this video!!

[2nd2n]

hank's desktop.

makes me roll on the floor laughing my ass off every time i watch it.

[crypticlife]

Really well done version of what was originally a text argument.

[AverseTutelary]

The PERFECT analogy for ALL religious literalism.

Show this to ANY fundamentalist, and they'll be doing intellectual acrobatics trying to dispel its relevance.

[gotank]

Haha... I don't believe in Hank, I believe in sceince.

[uvauva2]

Fool... Hank will kick the shit out of you

[Mattnesss]

awesome, the metaphor is brilliant.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I love this video.

It's a classic argument ending metaphor.

[skevosmavros]

Old - but funny!