Nickelback Next Contestant Oh yeh...

[JakeSmartRules]

61 people think a coma is a curry

[pblasanen]

i Like Boobs?

[victorialcw]

lol my boyfriend is kinda like this. i have a whole bunch of men hitting on me, and when he gets pissed he just gets even sexier :)

[hdriggers100]

60 people have never had a sexy girlfriend

[aj2hip712]

haha my boyfriend says this song reminds him of me ;)

[OhGurlLookAtYou]

haha I used to think it said is that your hair, or my girlfriend. how bad am I? lol

[GuitarPlayerTimm07]

this song seems faster then the real one..

[Gerbilinator]

59 people think Rebecca Black is a good singer

[qewr1432]

niclkelback is the best XD

[WolfSpirit92811]

nickelback is FUCKING awsume

[xBioshockNerdx]

Love this song (:

[Yasextreme]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World anyone?

[RookieGamer93]

a testament to all us wit sexy gfs thanks nickleback

[ifyoulovemeletmeknow]

59 people are the people with their hands on Chad Krueggers girlfriend .

[emrace1114]

oh yeh hahahah

[cavemannelson1]

i'll kill the son of'a bitch that touches my girlfriend

[tweeto23]

is that....your hand...... on my...pizza

[sharkid1000]

you know if you have nothing good to say about nickleback the dont go on the video!!! or keep the crap to your selfs guss what NO ONE CARES IF U HATE nickleback they just wanna lission to muic!!

[brward52]

Girls ex boyfriends need to learn there place!!!!

[geegeecandygurl]

neither bethoven or mozart got the bitches :p XD

[brandyspirit02]

@geegeecandygurl love it

[RavensHope8]

To all these wars about music and the like, I have only 2 major comments to all sides of the war:

1. In 30 years all these arguements will be mute cause the next generation will think that all our music will be crap, cause "The next big thing" is out....which will probably consist of dog whistles being a new instrument because we listen to music so loud and have evolved hearing.

2.The only music that will be forever studied is Mozart and Beethoven.

[xKillerKimberlyx]

I love how he says " assholes. " o____o

[generationdumbass]

" I JUDGE BY WHAT SHE'S WEARING JUST HOW MANY HEADS I'M TEARING OFF OF ASSHOLES THAT COME ON TO HER!" Lol what a great way to make an entrance!

[draculascoffin]

If you play nickelback backwards you can hear Satin, even worst if you play it forward you hear nickelback !!!

[BDAisGOAT]

@draculascoffin hahahahaha

[slezzie]

fuck folks that think that nickle back is shitty i really lie them and so does the kid but the kid also likes the justin bieber thing that i dont understand so go figure to each their own

[boy1guy1]

1. Search boy1guy1 in the search box

2.click the song with red lyrics

3.coment and guess what song it is

[MrMullin02]

my gf asked me " wat would u do if i was a striper" i said " go look up next contestant by nickelback"

[MrDamianx23]

@MrMullin02 lol

[Thehunter113817]

I have this problem with my girlfriend, I guess she just too hot to handle.

[badass29188]

look when you are mad this song just makes it worse it make you want to rip someones head off. and that is why i love this song

[ACMFragNation]

i love this song its so true i will fight anyone who will mess with my girl

[SerathGodOfRock]

@ACMFragNation right, this song makes want to fuck up the high school quarter back for flirting with her and any other girl.

[N3oNPREDATOR69]

is that... YOUR HAND... ON MY... GIRLFRIEND?! I wish youd do it again! Ill watch you leave here limping! There goes the next contestant.

[Sk8rJay9669]

i club seals

[bitchfromhell47]

nickelback is better than eminem...not always talking bout beating a girl face in a shit like that!!!

[Sky15Blaze]

@bitchfromhell47 y even compare those two different genres dont bring up that type of shit im saving you from a dumbass arguement

[cheesy0624]

why do ppl dislike this i mean if they dont like it dont LISTEN TO IT

[countrygirl56777777]

This guy had a HUGE crush on me and he sang this to every guy in this bar and all of them stayed away from me.

[99bleeder]

@countrygirl56777777 haha thats fuckin gay.

[TheGoingballistic]

@countrygirl56777777 lol what a faggot i would have kicked his ass hahahahahaha

[Rexmillions]

I even feel the ladies .......THERE COOL, But twice as crazy. Dont they know its never gonna work !.

[vampeiro69]

good tattooing music too start the tattoing process.

[WrestlerStateChamp]

this song is so true, is a great warm up song

[ThelastTimelord906]

this song is well mint remindes me of my ex gf

[ChipzInMyCrotchxD]

first time I heard this I instantly thought to myself "Dude, she's obviously a whore." Like if you agree ? XD

[hotmusicsoccerchica1]

55 people think Rebecca Black is the best singer on earth.

[proudstr8]

@hotmusicsoccerchica1 this is nickelback... rebecca black, justin bieber, they are all in the same category, shitty fucking musicians

[BeholdMyAwesome]

@hotmusicsoccerchica1 LMFAO

[guuldraz666]

@hotmusicsoccerchica1 i dont know you but i love you

[ciranni1]

His girlfriends prob a stripper(;

[alayaseverus]

@ciranni1 try being a waitress in a bar, you dont have to be a stripper to have men coming on you

[antoniomortiz619]

@ciranni1 OR..... She a Stupid-HOT waitress....



[desit1969]

I love this song!!

[TheGoingballistic]

thumbs up if u beat the shit outta sum1 to this song for yo girlfran

[darkvaldorar]

Damn good song xD

[massimpact1]

NICKELBACK = BADASS

[t10boen]

this is kinda speed-up right?

[uvki2810]

who is gonna be the 1,000,000?

[dylan18444]

@uvki2810 me was, yep i was i mean me was :D

[12disneyhater]

nickelback definitely can make some good metal they need to do it more often chad's voice isn't very good for their usual sound

[sugarfreefreshthenme]

ev1 that stares gets a fist

[KiteSwift]

what on earth does his girlfriend do??? If she's a stripper it's probably not a good idea to go to her place of work....

[INNOCENTxEMOxBUNNY]

places i go tht happens ALL the time

[TheAkatsuk29]

Where does the girlfriend work if she gets hit on by chicks?

[boredomHas8enME]

@TheAkatsuk29 Dude...hes talkin about the chics on himmmm.

[mavdubb]

IS THAT YOUR HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND?? nanananananaaaaaaaaa

[Maxton773]

If the chick goes with another dude the fck her...if you gotta worry about your chick leavin for anotha dude then either shes a hoe or you fckin suck

[WindyChimp]

I love all the "Tough guy" comments. "Right i saw this guy and i walked up to him and said 'You best leave her alone cause i is hard' and he shat himself and ran off so i ran after him and hit him, with , with a crowball bat and he died" Simple retort "My arse" you did. If your really going to mess some one up the first they know about it is when there on the floor thinking WTF just happened. The internet more tough guys than porn sites....................

[99bleeder]

this is why you must work out and stay fit and somewhat big because if another guy sees you and your big hell run liek a fuckin pussy 9 times out of 10 you got a hot girl work out.

[spidermonkey331]

Me: *(Humming this song)*

Freind: Dude taht songs old

Me: well your moms old but you still listen to her gansta's walk up YEEEE! :)

[Alfredo78666]

Only a few can have such a gem without even being A SINGLE!

[bigun115]

this song is awsome

[hekilledyou1]

IS THAT YOUR MOUSE ON THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!

[zakk12346]

dislike bar..i thought it was the bloody end of the stick we poked haters to death with..

[Deadcomet95]

there is guys constantly messin with my gf and there is a girl that stalks her too it really pisses me off 100 likes and ill punch the next guy that stares at her in the mouth

[SOGGYDUCKMAN]

@Deadcomet95 why do you need non existent thumbs to hit someone? just go and hit them....

[Deadcomet95]

@SOGGYDUCKMAN k will do

[colinthegreat12345]

@SOGGYDUCKMAN Was just about to write the same thing...

[99bleeder]

@Deadcomet95 i think any guy that has had a hot girlfriend and relate bro but it wont stop if you got a looker shell always be a looker until she lets herself go sorry just the cold hard facts it sucks but we all have to deal with it.

[Deadcomet95]

@99bleeder that really sucks cuz she dresses to impress and she has a nice ass guys are always looking it sucks

[cym1337]

@Deadcomet95 ill be that guy, and ill eat you alive O.o

[Deadcomet95]

@cym1337 good luck all im saying

[cym1337]

@Deadcomet95 im a canibal, imma eat your braiinnzzzz

[bankas1995]

@cym1337 it's funny cause your age is 40 and you are saying that you will eat him alive. Go to your wife and be there. You fucking Asshole.

[cym1337]

@bankas1995 dude... im born the same year as you, 95, stfu

[bankas1995]

@cym1337 Than don't write nonsense.

[cym1337]

@bankas1995 it's not nonsense, it says that i will eat him, that just means that im a cannibal? are you retarded?

[bankas1995]

@cym1337 Yes it is nonsense because you are saying that you will eat him alive, so why do you want to do that? ah?

[cym1337]

@bankas1995 becauuseeeeee i am a cannibal, you fucking retard

[bankas1995]

@cym1337 Okay Ms. Gay Buckethead :)

[cym1337]

@bankas1995 :D

[WindyChimp]

@Deadcomet95 and hopefuly the guy you punch in the face drops your arse like 3 period french. Your GF goes home with you at the end of the night. Grow up.

[shaygahweh]

@Deadcomet95 hey man i would never flirt with your girl man i swear... don't punch me man

[kaifrench]

@Deadcomet95 i would do it with one like mine



[coleton628]

@Deadcomet95 same here. and my girlfriends get pissed off when i bitch the dude out and give him a warning. they don't see it like we do.

[MasterZetheron]

@coleton628 i do the same but when they don't take the warning seriously and try something that's when its time to show them i mean what i say right?

[coleton628]

@MasterZetheron oh yea. people call me pathetic for being the way i am. fuck dude its not me getting hurt. its them. this chick was like what do you get out of beating a persons face in?! i dont get it. i told her pride and confidence and nobody will fuck with you again.

[MasterZetheron]

@coleton628 its not being pathetic its showing your man enough to protect the ones you love and showing that you are devoted and care about your and for your partner

[coleton628]

@MasterZetheron agreed. girls don't see it in a guys perspective. 

[TheRiley79]

@Deadcomet95 well looks like you have 100 likes.... time to deliver, good luck, dont get caught by the police now :P

[MasterZetheron]

@Deadcomet95 i know how you feel man my gf is in college and i have to constantly put guys in there place last guy ended up in the hospital -.- ..... so my advice to you is do what you got to do man

[Deadcomet95]

@Deadcomet95 i scared the hell out of a freshman omfg i think he was crying

[Fenrissulfer]

@Deadcomet95 y wud he stare at her in the mouth

[MegamanVsLink]

@Fenrissulfer

>.> I think he meant that the next guy that stared at her he would punch them in the mouth.

[Deadcomet95]

@Fenrissulfer are u retarded?

[Fenrissulfer]

@Deadcomet95 haha calm down bro jus pokin fun

[hvapwns]

@Deadcomet95 pics or it didnt happen

[ChipzInMyCrotchxD]

@Deadcomet95 Grow some fucking balls & do it with NO LIKES!

[TheCharlieArmyDream]

@Deadcomet95 lets hope that guy isn't chuck norris

[afterthing]

@Deadcomet95 do it dude that would be so badass and your girl, will be all over you



[GothicQueenie]

@Deadcomet95 Guess you have to deliver...

[whataworld1amanda]

this reminds me of my ex

[SUBSCRlB3D]

bieber made a Xmas number.. i was like.. huh what? he's going to ruin our xmas now? we have to kill him before he takes over the world and turns us all in faggots with a childly voice

[4Abigail4]

All haters look at the Dislike bar... Now look at ur dick. Same size huh?

[xRandomBEASTx]

Oh oh i got one. 50 people tried to grab his friend's ass

[giigiio69]

'O_o'



[ColtonFlakeMusic]

Do you see the dislike bar?.... Yeah me neither

[shawnstar11]

@ColtonFlakeMusic well your blind

[ColtonFlakeMusic]

@shawnstar11 And your fuckin gay... is anyone complainig about that?? No so fuck of homo

[heather9058]

I wish i had a man to protect me like that, but i wouldn't be a stripper... :p men now are all becoming selfish pigs...

[godshugeballs]

i know i shouldnt be talking about this fagget but 50 biber faggets came to this song and liked it so much that they pressed the like botton and then flipped there computer over and liked it again

[Nick182154]

@godshugeballs What is a biber?

[ColtonFlakeMusic]

@Nick182154 A BIG FUCKIN PUSSY!!

[omgiheartjbieber33]

@godshugeballs Bieber fans can love nickelback. i love both. and JB is'nt a faggot. and calling him one wont make you not one

[sandcastIes]

@omgiheartjbieber33 JB IS A FAGGOT, and clearly you are as well. lol@yourusername. 8D

[omgiheartjbieber33]

@sandcastIes dont hate on him. and dont make fun of my username yours is sandcastles Lol xD

[sandcastIes]

My username is an old user from a site i've been on for five years, so clearly what /MY/ user is, is irrelevant.

I can hate whoever i please, i hate all justin bieber fans. It's how i feel, so get over it. :3

[mercygal1]

@omgiheartjbieber33 oh. my. god. you posting on this song is like somebody driving through "the hood" in Atlanta with a confederate flag painted on their car.

[TyrantChimera]

@mercygal1 done that before asshole :P

[sharkoman1]

i thought people disliked nickleback because they were Canadian but now that bieber came around i have no clue......

[SuperBrandon37]

50 people take it up the ass from justin beiber

[georgievvvv1]

Why does it always have to be a couple of idiots who dislike ...

[PantherMistress88]

I love this song :)

[regiroiseel]

So many liars. I may as well show you how I see their lies.

Yeah man,one time I was listening to this song after smoking a high pile of crystal meth,and saw what I thought was this dude trying to rape my girl. Yeah man,I broke his skull open with a spoon and ate his fuckin' BRAINS!Tasted like chicken...When I got down off my sugar high,I realized that while my girlfriend was being raped,I had actually pulled out an egg and broke it open with a spoon,then ate chicken. Poor her...

[MrGatordog567]

i've loved nickelback sense day 1

[DanCiTi]

lmao

[ise1880]

Here's my opinion why Nickel Back is so hated. First off they literally have the same hook in every song, and the lyrics aren't good at all. They are very douche baggery. This is a song about a douchbag who's a terrible boy friend, and thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him every time she out in work. This is implying he can't sustain a relationship with out being super defensive. Jeeze what happen to trust? He's so jealous and obnoxious it's annoying.

[JackOfBladesX1]

@ise1880 uh actually dude, the song implies he's defensive and protective. All it sounded like you were talking about was you throwing a hissy fit so shut the fuck up and go listen to something else

[SpectreGuy1997]

@ise1880 your a complete retard

[regiroiseel]

@ise1880 The meaning of the song is he's very jealous,and protective. Sometimes it may get out of hand,but his heart is in the right place.

[KausticX]

@ise1880 The song's about a guy who works as a bouncer at a bar his girlfriend serves tables at. The line "don't they know it's never gonna work" suggests he already knows she's just gonna brush them off anyway. I'm guessing you're a girl, since most guys get this and girls never seem to. If a guy hits on you, the natural result will be that he'll learn you're taken. His free pass ends right there. If he persists after knowing that, then it has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not we ---

[KausticX]

@ise1880 --- think you're going to let him get anywhere. It doesn't matter if we know you're just gonna laugh it off and he doesn't have a chance. That he knows you're taken and has the nerve to keep trying, that's all it takes. It has nothing to do with whether or not we trust the girl, that's irrelevant. Hence the "I wish you'd do it again" line suggesting he didn't do anything the first time. They get the "I didn't know" pass the first time.

[Jangofet11]

@KausticX So fucking right mate

[llEpidemicll]

Caught this guy touching my gf at a bar one week, told the DJ to play this song, hung my head in disgust and walked away, true story.

[aeropostale239]

Wow if your gonna comment make it true not ur lil fantasy

[lete93]

There was this guy once a bar touching my girlfriend so i grabbed my tommy gun out of my pocket and killed the guy right in the spot . Then i grabbed my jet pack and went flying to the moon, when we arrived I told her that i loved her, got married and lived happy for the rest of my life

True Story

[rockonbro1]

and one more thing the ratio to cowering guys and people who stop to play this song befor they beat someone up seems remarkably even

[rockonbro1]

i come to this song and all i see is a bunch of bullshit why dont you shut youre holes and listen

[Torlof108]

they'd stop if youtube administration would do their job instead of kissing vevos ass

[brentsgirl818]

my boyfriend fucking lives by this song he kicked a guys ass when the guy grabbed my ass at work

[TheGoingballistic]

Mmmmm god this song reminds me of the time i was walking around in Albertsons and this song came on while this dude was talking to my girlfriend lets just say No More Dude Nuff Said U AInt Lyin Scared Much? Think So Bitch Dont Touch My Fucking Girlfriend.

[MrsShayHernandez]

@TheGoingballistic My god stop with the lies already Damn,,,, No one believes this shit so stop its not cute.

[TheGoingballistic]

yea man at the highschool dance this dude was dry humping my gf and as soon as this song came on he dropped to his knees crying and started kissing my feet and i just smiled and said, "Heh, Tha Next Contestant?" not as cool as this other story tho one time i was walking around in Walmart and this song came on and i saw this guy saying hi to my gf lets just say he wont be needing his Left Ankle anymore, F***in Kicked It Hard and my girl laughed haha fricking love this band man.

[tcjb666]

@TheGoingballistic your the biggest idiot ever, stop making up stories

[joni496]

@TheGoingballistic wtf man? what is your problem are you really so desperate for attention that you have to make up all these lies? real mature buddy....grow up and get a life

[destroyertoyou]

@TheGoingballistic if all these stories were even close to being real all it is saying is that you got some serious jealousy issues and all your girlfriends want to cheat on you you dumbass

[Stakt21]

The best song

[aeropostale239]

My boyfriend decided when a guy put his arm around me that who ever it was would be in the hospital..... sorry talon haha

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

p.s the old Nickelback rocks the disco ball yaaa

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Mhm this is what happens when you like a girl dipped in honey aka high maintenance woman a lot of folks gravitate towards her and you end up with one bruised ego! Forget her and get yourself a semi-low maintenance one you'll sleep more soundly at night, yehaaawww!

[Garcia1529]

@Ichliebemusikundybd Couldnt of said it better lol

[99bleeder]

@Ichliebemusikundybd i knwo what u mean a high maintenance is girl are usually hot but have been with a lot of dudes and you have to fight them off all the time it gets fuckin annoying but that comes with the package i agree a low semi low maintenance but cute chikc is the way to go.

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

@99bleeder Yes they require too much attention and overall will leave you in the dust for the next subject provided the opportunity knocks. The cute and or combination of cute and beautiful girls have a higher likelihood of being wealthy when it comes to character and are more suitable for long-term affairs, airheads just want you to kiss the ground they walk on. FUCK THAT

[rockonbro1]

theres a certian quality to this song that makes everybody tell bull shit stories

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

@rockonbro1 - I don't know about anyone else, but when some guy started coming onto my girl, I beat him to a pulp, killed him, buried him, brought him back to life with magic and killed him again. How does any of that sound like bullshit?? :P

[LoyalPadme]

I can't stop listening!!! XD Love Nickleback

[andrtaker]

Everytime I listen to this song it makes me wanna crash a plane in the world trade center. Yep, give me all the thumbs down niggas!

[uhohisharted]

@andrtaker That is retarded