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  • damn... thats some fucking final destination shit

  • Lol final destination

  • If your walking on top of a building and your friend was eating a banana and he throws it down and you slip on it and fall off the building onto a trampoline and bounce Off on to your feet and land in the middle of the street and get hit by a bus but you stand up like nothing happened and walk away and you see some fall and you start laughing and a fly flys into you mouth and you choke on it and die that's death lol

  • Must have been a "Chuck norris cola" bottle cap, and just like smart blondes, i've only heard of them

  • If Chuck Norris dies... It's death!

  • if you violate my friend and i kidnap you, cut off your limbs, skin you, make you drink your own blood and laugh as you die... that's not death, that's me.

  • Thats death.

  • If you die 114 times...That's death.

  • if you jump from a plane,your parachute doesn't open,you live,a sniper shoots you,misses,you run,trip and someone stabs you.That's death

  • i think one time a guy moved out of the way of a random sink someone throwed out there window and got hit bye a bus

  • if your friend is a cop you cant be that close cuz your a stoner...he'd have arrested u by now..

  • @ElizaaOzx my mates a cop and he's perfectly fine with all of us getting stoned at parties and stuff, he just pretends he didn't see shit

  • @RobJohnB95 wow, that awsome! ^.^

  • @ElizaaOzx yeahh:L

  • *sigh* Everything seems so interesting in Canada

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO MICHAEL PHELPS!!!!!!!!

  • spoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • If your on a mountain and you fall of a cliff but live and then five seconds later a rabid mountain goat has a convulsion ad kicks you in the face killing you. Thats friken death

  • Yesterday my big brother nd his three friends got in car accident the all survived the passenger side was all jacked up like totaly smashed in tht boy tht was sittin there should not even b alive he left wit not a single scratch on him mybro has 1scratch on his arm nd his other frind has 1 scratch to I think god was wit them I luv u god thx if it weren't for u my bro would b dead nd his frnds would to so i think that death gives ppl more than one chanceuvev1

  • Omg Im bout to piss my self so hillarious. nd yesterday I went on face book and took the death test nd it said u will die at age 64 from getting hit by a speeding ambulence nd survive but it backs up to take me to the hospital but miscaclates where I am running me over nd killing me instantly

  • laughed so hard i couldnt breath

  • If your eating a sour pach kid and u chock, thats death

  • if you fight chuck norris thats death instantly

  • if you see justin bieber on tv thats death

  • If your eating a cookie and you choke, Thats Death

  • If you get a house on top of you during an earthquake then manage to get out then you shout "im alive" and then at that exact moment a piece of paper flies into your mouth and you joke...THATS DEATH

  • If you go swimming in a shark infested sea get half your body eaten up by a shark end up in hospital for 5 years, and when you come out your walking on metallic legs, then get hit by bus end up in hospital again wait for 6 months because of your fragile state, having waited over 5 years and 6 months too see someone else other than your family and a bunch of doctors and nurses you sneak out the back of the hospital then someone trips you up, you fall on your face and die,THAT'S DEATH!

  • if you are playing your favorite game and just beat the last level and you jump up happy as can be and then you see there is another level after that and then get shoked by your compute of tv. THAT IS DEATH!

  • if your driving a car and you swerve to avoid a deer and hit a car full of orphan children and one of them vomits in your mouth and you get orphan syndrome and blow up that's death.

  • My Friend is R.I.P now he died cause a car hit him

  • @KChaske187882 awwwww! im sorry!

  • You gave a lot of examples of death.. lol

  • Final Destination 7

  • THATS SHINIGAMI-SAMA!!!

  • Death sounds like a real asshole.

  • if you're Eamon Sullivan and you drown... thats kezia

  • kezia, thats death, fullstop.

  • if you try and commit suicide by stabbing yourself and the knife misses your heart, then you turn around, hit a pole,fall down and crack you skull and die.... that's kezia

  • if you try and commit suicide by stabbing yourself and the knife misses your heart, then you turn around, hit a pole,fall down and crack you skull and die.... that's kezia

  • death is kezia.....

  • I think they guy who threw the bottle cap should be ran over by a truck in return... and it doesnt seem fair for the driver to be in even more trouble than the tosser... psh

  • @bigfatjohn120 yea fool make a hater video

  • If a gangsta beat u for three days and ur fine and wen u cum home and ur pet rattle snake got out of ur cage and bit u and u died,thts death

  • If you're Cartman Off of south park and you die of starvation, thats death

  • if my sister shoves me off the banister but im fine and then the light above the foyer falls on me, thats death.

  • If you're Bear Grylls and you drink your own piss and die, that's death

  • The guy that threw the cap out the window should not get in trouble. It was just a random event. And the truck driver also. He couldn't stop his truck that fast.

  • @EthansEntertainment he should get in trouble it is illegal in some places to litter... That's one of the reasons

  • @EthansEntertainment

    littering is illegal

  • @beautyquenn101 So fine the bastard $10 then let him go.

  • dont litter

  • We need to stop death. After all, it's the #1 killer in the world.

  • @ihatenumbers987 yeah, and abusive people are the #1 cause of abuse. =D

  • I read the title and laughed my ass off.

  • If you are a gangster and you get shot by another gangster, that's life.

  • that's 1 hell of a way to die

  • Humans... They die when they are killed!

  • if your justin beiber and you get stormed by a mob of guys who have lost their girlfreind over you THATS DEA--... oh no that will probably happen soon (hopefully)

  • If you die, THAT'S DEATH!

  • Well those burps were just .. sooo attractive, ahahha.

  • if your fluffee and you are makeing a video and the camera spontaniosly expldes in your face and you dont die but the video continues and who ever is watching comites suiside......... thats deth

  • OMG ! Me and my bestfriend love you! Youre videos are so funny that me and my bestfriend almost died laughing and peeing our pants :D :D Dude, we love you!!! xxx

  • Micheal Phelps actually almost drowned when he was 11 years old. that's when he started to learn to swim

  • If you're Robin and survive all these years fighting alongside Batman but then one day he gets annoyed with you and kills you, that's Death!

  • I think the writers of "Final Destination" 1,2,3,4,5 got the death ideas from you XD

  • 881 people got a scissor stuck in their throat

  • I'd brag about it.

  • Charlie Sheen said, "Dying is for fools."

  • 881 people slipped on a bottle cap and died

  • u crash ur car an get up only to get decapitated by death because he thought u be dead

  • me and my mom should be dead

  • i just masterbaited over your face

  • thats fucking death....

  • If you narrowly miss getting hit by a train, cross the tracks, get attacked by wild boars, kill them all, go home, make bacon from all the boars, eat it all, suffer a heart attack from to much bacon, survive, wake up, get shanked in the neck by a lunatic that stole a scalpul from a doctor, have surgery to fix a severed artery, get wheeled into the recovery room and get put next to an Asian kid with bird flu, contract it and get killed by a piece of gauze left inside from surgery, thats death!

  • If you eat mcdonalds, that's death!

  • I wonder if death watched this and aww fuck y didn't I think about that

  • you musta had fun coming up with those.

  • If you're Chuck Norris, look into a mirror and die from the awesomeness of your reflection... that's death.

  • listnig to you is DEATH 

  • lol should make a shirt that says look out for bottle caps

  • Hilarious :L

  • death is the number one cause of death

  • if a man gets attacked by a lion and somehow manages to knock that lion out, and then a sky diver whose parachute didn't open lands on top of that man killing him but somehow saving the sky diver, and then the lion gets up and eats the sky diver.... That's death... That's Fuckin death. lol I'm srry buh that would be kinda funny to see.

  • if you listen to rebecca black, thats death

  • i would laugh too

  • If your stupid enough to play your computer in a thunderstorm and it hits your house and the screen blows up in your face so shrapenel goes in and tears your face apart as you then call 911 and lightening hits your house again so you get shocked again, so your now brain dead enough to try and walk to the hospital and you get hit by the ambulance thats comming to get you.. the driver shoots himself after realizing what he did.. then a family of hobos come and eat you both alive :D unreal death!

  • if ur eatin a hotdog & the hotdog slips out of the bun u bend down to pick it up & the chair breaks & u fall on & unplug the wire that conects 2 ur ceiling fan the fan falls and misses u but 1 of the blades falls off & shoots like a ninja star towards ur neck & u lean back Matrix like & tilt ur head at the wrong angle & become paralyzed neck down & u yell 4 ur brother to help he runs naked out of the bathroom trips & falls on u crotch 2 face & u choke on his pubes & die THATS...final destination

  • If you're playing Halo Reach and flatten your friends in Forge World using stones and then the next day you wake up for work and see that 2012 is suddenly here and random meteorites are falling around you while the earth itself is splitting apart and you run, get hit by a car, crash unto an apple tree, bleed slowly to death while being pelt by apples, small meteorites, tumble into a chasm made by the earthquake, get impaled, and finally have that same stone crush you while hearing tolduso,T.D.

  • if u die...THATS DEATH

  • if yuh were forced to listen to justin bieber on a friends ipod and the song ends but ends up being on replay and yuh cant unlock it and die. thats death

  • should be on 1000 ways to die

  • If your watching your fat ass flat screen tv close and it falls on you and your head went the screen and and you were find and got up and went downstairs, out from nowhere you trip on a bug and fall down the stairs barrel roll to the street get hit by a car which made you front flip and broke a dog house, then the bull dog attacks you , drags your body in front of the lawn and kids throwing sharp rocks at you and survive then while walking on the street a bird goes through your brains dats death

  • I love you.

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  • The peautnut chocolate was awesome..!!

  • The ten percent of dislikers in this video , slipped and fell on a bottle-cap

  • if ur a fish and u get caught by a shark but escape and then drown.... that's Death.

  • i love to watch old ladies slip

  • If you dislike Fluffee's video and he kills you... thats Fluffee.

  • If you order McDonalds food, then rent the movie IT, and go home to watch the movie, but get ran over by a guy going to work at Burger King....

    THATS DEATH!

  • i love this fucken video 2727  i watch every video

    2727

  • If you're Miley Cyrus and choke on someone's dick, that's death.

  • lol final destination

  • ok thats totally the tshirt u should make next:

    "If you're michael phelps, and you drown... thats death."

  • TAKE YOUR HAT OFF

  • If you are a fag, THAT'S DEATH

  • If you get pushed off a skyscraper and land your feet with a broken toe and go to the hospital and get ran over by an ambulance go into acoma and wake up at your home with and oxagyn tank pluged in to the wall with a new puppy and its pull the plug out, BUT then your ferret plugs it back in just to take a good, healthy SHIT in it and it becomes clogged and you sufocate... THATS DEATH!!!

  • @ChihuahuaChick326 u so copied tht from my lil sis selenagomezrokdtl u just chngd it a lil so its unfunny

  • THATS DEATH

  • If Chuck Noris dies thats death, wait thats impossible

  • quality

    

  • lol thats horrible... XD

  • Thats death PRICELESS

  • When I poked myself with a needle.... thats death

  • thats death

  • When you get punched in the soul. That's death.

  • if you spend your life playing with crocs and then get killed by a stingray thats death XD lololol

  • 1:45 .... That happend in tuscon arizona and all she can say is toast....

  • one time i went to disney land and i saw this old lady laughing then her dentures just fell OFF. i was like wtf then i started cracking up :D

  • if a man gets hit by a truck but gets up with minor injuries calls a cab to a hospital that car drives off a cliff and explodes but the man is still ok climbs back up the cliff only to be hit by a motercycle and crushed by a falling clown on a unicylce .... thats DEATH

  • hes hilarious and im a 10 year old

  • isnt death and the grim reeper basically the same thing?

  • if u get ur knickers in a knot too tight, and they strangle u, thats death.

  • wtf fluffee...........u just gave death ideas

  • hey i jus realised you sound like Tina from 'Bobs burgers'

  • if ikeep on watchin all these videos and LOL till my jaws drop.... Thas death, Thas Fuckin death.

  • If you die...

    That's Death.

  • If you jump off of a cliff and land in a body of water...and live! Then suddenly a shit load of piranhas come out of no where and...you know the rest..............that's Death!

  • if you were leaving a comment ou youtube and you press the wrong key activating a unknown mecanism that shocks you until you die... that's death

  • whats the odds of all of that

  • If u fall 70 stories, land on fire, get up, get hit by a monster truck, get hit w/ a randomly falling brick, get up w/ only cuts nd bruises,walk 2 da hospital doors get hit by an ambulance that sum1 sent 2 help u, go n2 a coma,wake up 3 yrs l8r on life support nd ur mom knoks out the life support cord wen leaving but ur kitty ,demon, knoks the cord bak n but then ur kitty ,fluffy mcAngel paws, takes a shit in ur mouth nd u choke 2 death ...THATS DEATH

  • @selenagomezrockdtl i LOVE this xD

  • @selenagomezrockdtl LMFAO! Fluffy McAndgel Paws LMFAO!

  • @selenagomezrockdtl thats some funny shit rite there

  • @selenagomezrockdtl hahahhha

  • @selenagomezrockdtl How does one land on fire? O.o

  • @selenagomezrockdtl I dont know what i just read. BECAUSE YOU CANT LIVE FALLING SEVENTY STORIES.

    YOU CANT LIVE CUTTING ONE LEG OFF EITHER,  AND WHEN YOUR HIT BY A MOVING VEHICLE, YOU EITHER DIE, OR YOUR PARLYZED. WHAT I JUST READ IS SO STUPID. EVEN IF YOU LAND ON A MATRESS, THE FORCE IS STILL GOING TO KILL YOU, SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT? YOU JUST BROKE EVERY LAW OF PHYSICS.

  • @chrisalex5498 Your more stupid cause you can't take a simple joke.

  • @chrisalex5498

    WOW. you are more of an idiot taking this seriously, obviously the persons being fecetious. just a joke dude, calm your nips faggot.

  • @chrisalex5498 God you're stupid XD

  • @selenagomezrockdtl Learn to spell.

  • @Worfelzarz I prefered not to communicate on the world wide web using grammar in a proffesional manner as if i had manifested that a bored being would happen to fall upon my expression of feeling thought and idealistic views on a relatively comical and humorous video, would happen to yield there plans or daily affairs to tell me why i, being someone who was discovered to be and put in lessons for the intellectually gifted, should be told why i apparently do not have the privalege to cont

  • @Worfelzarz excuse me for my preferance in broadcasting my idealistic views on a relatively humorous piece in the trillions of killobites of media on the world wide web. i did not manifest that a bored being would yield their daily affairs to respond to my belief of a fair way to simplify online communication. so for my apparent inconsideration i must apologize and may i also thank you for taking the time out of your day to correct me, but if you do not mind id lik 2 keep talkin lik this thnx

  • @selenagomezrockdtl I do mind that actually.

  • @Worfelzarz wel if u mind i guess ur the only 1 who gets hurt boohoo haha

  • @selenagomezrockdtl That's just stupid. 

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  • death works in mysterious ways lol

  • WTF how does tht happen

  • Hey Whatsup?

  • Zera is Death.

  • NIGGA u crazy

  • use a gattling gun to mow down everyone everywere to cause mass genocide and no one's left then go around doing everything you've ever wanted then kill yourself with a hippo and a telephone booth p.s. that's death (lol)

  • use a gattling gun to mow down everyone everywere to cause mass genocide and no one's left then go around doing everything you've ever wanted then kill yourself with a hippo and a telephone booth

  • if you're Michael Phelps, and you drown...THAT'S DEATH!

    my personal favorite :)

  • u get killed thats death

  • if a fat guy breaks all your bones by falling on you, then you get up and fall 10,000 feet, then a coin hits you and you fall over and die while another person loses his mind... now thats death

  • If Fluffe doesn't upload videos THAT'S DEATH!

  • if you get shot in the head and it goes straight through and doesnt even hit your brain....and then you spontaneously combust...thats death

    (: love it lol

  • When you are hiking in the woods and you see a bear and it mauls you but somehow you survive and you go home to tell your story but trip in the streen and almost get hit by a bus but it passes by you at the last seconds and you sand up and walk the rest of the way and get hit by a taxi, that's death.

  • i like ur ''death'' examples!!

  • an iphone falls out of a skyscraper while you have a boner it hits you dick and chops it off then a pigeons shit falls from the sky on your chopped off dick and you die from an infection.... now thats death

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  • oh my god I am cracking up

  • @ObessedWithBieber once u get rabies u die

  • am i the only one who wants to see his hair???

  • @bellwoodbritt22 nope o_O

  • Humans can spontaneously combust? AWESOME!!!!!

  • Thats death.

  • THATS DEATH hahaha nice dude .....nice lmao u just did this whole thing . . . .wait, y didnt we hear about this on the news???

  • thats death!!! but seriously thats alot of ways to die

  • if your michael phelps and you drown....Thats Death hahaha

  • omg 1:43 mess up but funnt got hit bye bus