NEWZ: Squenix Deathspanks Australian Barbarians

[Icebolt666]

Why would you do that. Why would you put your address on the internet Theres some real dick heads on the internet you should take it off.

[iiH3R3T1C]

Mexico never has cool stuff >=(

[ctothehegge]

yes i jelly...

[MrHandsomeHippo]

FF11 was awesome :D but ff14 dropped oh so far D:

[JimmyEcho]

Squeenix >.<

[xxalexmonxx]

I am hiding in a box and mailing myself to you.

[EmoHedHunter]

when you said sqenix..... zomg, glad i wasnt drinking of this would be a ruined lappy...

[MrKnifeySpoony]

....But I don't want to buy a 3DS

The only time that living here is an advantage

[Earthquaker100]

Terribad mmo?

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[Balgore8]

U BE CERZY SQUENIX

[swicked4911]

Because they should be making KH3!!!

[swicked4911]

Dodger... Your news about Squenix made me cry...

[gameover233]

damn you square enix, you get a hug from dodger >:(

[GauntRickley]

nodded... then clicked thumbs up

[Naticlese]

super jelly.

[spooksapro]

Australia fighting!!!

[dic3ful]

i shook my head with you, dodger... i shook my head...

[JoeXLee]

I'm also not good at MMO's....can I get a hug? :))

[Lonewolf3000X]

Squenix,I'm going to use that.

[FREAKYFISHGUYTV]

>.> ive bagged on the ds for a long time but yet i dont hate it and now i want to buy one well then

[HobbesChris]

were did you get the hat-cap ear thing from?

[Puzzlelion]

brb moving to Australia

[KnobbyNobbes]

Thumbs up if you nodded your head when she told you to. ^_^

[bcmin12]

I don't NEED some 3DS game i NEED MORTAL COMBAT! these paranoid aussie politicians ==

[spooksapro]

@bcmin12 They are changing it soon are they not? hopefully i remember seeing something in the news a day or two a go. About dam time though.

[Brosuke]

Quit spouting memes you fucking bitch.

[TheAsianKay]

Instead of sitting there and nod a little, I whip my hair back and forth and slowly click the coffeeeeeeee button.

[legendofzeldaseeker]

Dodger... please don't put a bonus video like that again. Seriously creepy.

[DinmaSalitzey]

Suggestion : Less talking face with silly hat.More game footage.

[DMsStuff]

theyll call this new mmo the "final mmo" and make several sequels.

[SilentTutorialsEtc]

1:05 Contemplative Dodger is contemplative.

[jackskatess]

your name is dodger, thats mad

also im loving that headwear your wearing LOL

[Roryomg]

anyone else here from JonTron?

[RenNaara]

@Roryomg He is my favorite youtuber X3 I fucking love that guy XD

[RestosdelJuicio]

Just subscribed!

[link352809]

your hot there i said it

[spoot1smeg]

trying nodding and shaking at the same time isa bad idea

[hintofsarcasm]

I thought it was "OrKanEa"(Orcania), have I been saying it wrong?

[JonTronShow]

@hintofsarcasm lol, you've been saying it INCREDIBLY wrong

[hintofsarcasm]

@JonTronShow

lol give me a break, I was 12 when I played the Game Boy Color one.

[mionicle]

@hintofsarcasm yes, yes you have

[Haltedboy]

I have a feeling dodger is going to get some very disturbing things in the mail...

[charge77]

Oh boy, I can't even begin to imagine that bizarre things people might send you.

[MrSmylezz]

im jelly.......

[BobVosh]

I wish this had motion tracking for the nodding I just did.

[akozlenok]

for some of us FFXI is our favorite mmo... and we do appreciate the fact that SE doesn't make WoW-like mmos.

A lot of improvements/advancements on FFXIV has been towards the FFXI crowd and to be honest with every patch FFXIV becomes more and more attractive and interesting for me, because it's becoming more and more polished w/o becoming too WoW-like.

So I would like to disagree with your point of they should stop making mmos..just saying, some of us lean on them for a different experience.

[BBQAbuser]

I likez your hat! Can I come into one of your hugs? :D

[SexyJewKid]

god she's so hot

[JoeyMammoth]

If you remember Phantasy Star Online (Dreamcast/Gamecube/Xbox/PC), Sega incorporated an offline and an online game mode. It consisted of a Lobby to chat and start games, then when you were in your game, it played exactly like the offline version. Only with 3 other people. Phantasy Star Online: Episode I & II is still one of my favorite Gamecube games of all time.

[GummybearKing]

It is really more like 1/3 of Age of Conan

[buckyisdan]

final fantasy was sooo good... definitely need to get back to their roots because they've been pretty much a write off for me since ff8

[JJR234]

NO ONE CLICK THE BONUS VIDEO IN THE DESCRIPTION.

ITS VERY DISTURBING

[BeyondTaking]

and thats why im australian

[1blackmushroom1]

bt i thought u said HEY I HAVE A PEDO BOX HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1blackmushroom1]

dodger ur DA BESSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[S3iF3]

OK now everyone got your adress. STALKER OF AMERICA.... ATTACK !!!

[pileofmymemories]

@S3iF3

Her address or PO box. Do you even know what's a PO box? *facepalm*

[ODSTxSimoxX]

@S3iF3 Your stupidity amused me

[sufilix]

it's a cute new news screen you have at the start but i like seeing dodgers face in thumbnails

[Timohawk]

Hope us Aussies get our R+ rating sorted out soon. Atleast the christian guy that kept stopping the bill didnt get re-elected in.

[burningflurber]

@Timohawk I hate no gore on mah L4D 2s.

[Timohawk]

@burningflurber I actually used a VPN to change my country and ordered a 4 pack thru Europe steam, full L4D2 with gore, was awhile back they may have updated security now. But i heard there's a program you can run simultaneous with l4d2 to get the gore back.

[xXxBloodBrushxXx]

thumbs up if you came closer to the screen for the dudger hug :D

[ZeroArrival]

I'm so excited about your new place!!!! YOUTUBE house FTW! I hope you guys cross invade each other's videos! I would love to see Husky pop in during COFFEH! You guys are the best! LOVE YA! Will send a post card!!!

[TheRandomguy2011]

Ohhhhhh I get it coffee is a drug! XD

[manow05]

*nod* yes!

[zanzafighter4hire]

Dodger, you are very, um... yup!

[typhooni8]

COFFEE??? YOU MEAN RUM!!!

[StrataGenesis]

@ValiantSkyChaser Can you link to this information? Or perhaps telling me how to find it?

[cosmiczerograv]

Dodger even thought ff14 didn't do to well due to its mechanics, why do people play Fall Out which is known to be glitchy?

[e2gfx]

Dodger you are like, super cute, and I think you are like, super captivating. Even though I pretty much like, don't understand it... I feel like your show keeps me coming back for more, that is why i am like, super subscribing to you.... Ok in all seriousness, you are pretty, smart, and have an intangible that keeps me coming back for more videos. but... stop talking like a 15 year old. You're better than that. Super better, like crazy super better.

[DanJinwonKim]

ill send my games!

[V3RM1LI0N]

Can I send myself...?

[V3RM1LI0N]

NEW THUMBNAIL!!

[mikelching]

I forgot how great this show was though I still miss the original Press Heart 2 Continue intro with the awesome music and dance

hope to watch more gaming news videos which are AWESOME!!

[CaliberMengsk]

I contend that there is absolutely no way to slowly click. Maybe slowly move the mouse, but the click will always be the same speed. &^___^& .... That's supposed to be my curly hair... O-o which sucks.... cause it's extremely curly.... like I styled it that way... but... I'm a guy... and I don't curl my hair... even though it looks like... I do... uh..... ...... ................ really... I don't curl my hair... seriously...

[the1onlynoob]

an.... ocarina? well, release the games earlier here and we dont need something to throw at the EB owners

[lemondrop33]

that hat is amazing...seriously it works

[shinjishadow]

Was that a subtle poke in there at Mr. Husky for making a video all about the new PO box?

[njdss4]

Squeenix, FFS quit it already with the MMOs! FFXI was a barely passable MMO, but it's all downhill from there. Go back to making GOOD Final Fantasy single player games, please!

[the1onlynoob]

@njdss4 square enix isnt manly enough to make a mmo that appeal to anyone above 16.... make it 14. but then again, i agree, they should stick to what they know and keep making normal rpgs

[tatetalk]

You really need to check out the link I posted on your facebook. You are a fox not a squirrel

[bigbrett11]

Y U SO HOTT!?

[moleytron]

*nods a little*

[NachtKaiser666]

Got rum? I sure do have some for you Dodger! ;)

But yeah, Square-Enix should get the message, go back to the roots, I've been hoping for a FFVI The After Years for a while now. The secondmost popular title to the franchise never got a sequel or a prequel, yet they took the time to expandon that universe so much, the possibilities are there!

[NinjaOnANinja]

Dodger likes to fondle the air. 4:58. She dose it a lot but that's the time I chose.

[Shamdeo]

It may be an MMO based off an Eidos IP (by Eidos), so I wouldn't freak out... yet.

[TehLude]

dodger's jelly face is BOSS!

[Believethat]

i dont care about an orcania i just want mortal combat dammit!

[xX9Warrior9Xx]

I thought the Coffeh thing would say "COFANCY" today! D: I am disappoint.

[mmmMarkyyyy]

send you postcards?! but i dont know how to write words... Does the internets lets you do that... hmm google time

[Adhesivetape21]

*shakes head* and slowly clicks the back bu--------

[Medowin]

I didn't know that Ellen DeGeneres plays video games.

[nintendoaddict769]

I already has ocarina. :D

[hintofsarcasm]

Dodger I will DEFINATELY send you wierd stuff! :)

[Zackreaver]

lol Squenix, as for the new mmo, I think their reasoning is pretty sound. FF14 was an obvious flop, they admitted to this, I think their plans are they want to make so many changes, that everything from FF14 would end up being dropped. So chances are they might restructure FF14 to be some kind of kinky Free-to-player MMO, and then make a newer MMO that actually PLAYS well. The issue with newer FF's is they care all about their cutscenes and graphics and 0% on actual gameplay.

[seamus1337]

i want hat 0_0

[steverules2002]

Are you going to do anymore live streams, that was fun

[steverules2002]

Are you going to do anymore live streams, that was fun

[tamerthelame]

where did you get that hat?!?!

[AzossAwwYea]

postcards and STICKERS!

[dakatubes]

i love u with that hat :3

[TWOmercenaries]

why dont they focus on a good game like kingdom hearts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrwarcraft]

PLEASE WE ARE ALL DYING TO KNOW IF YOU ARE DATING HUSKY PLEASE ANSWER!

[TheScottishwolf]

got rum dodger?

[silimas]

*nods and nomnoms*

[Scoobydu101]

why is the rum always gone?

[vasilo123]

Where did you get your hat .... please tell me :-S

[ShimShamKlub]

SWTOR Will prob be to dom. The Square Enix MMO will probably fail lol. Maybe if they made it like diablo where multiplayer is not necessary :P

[georgeomaly]

What do you do for a living, Dodger?

[playitagainsam18]

@georgeomaly I think she works at the game station offices.

[iDeficit]

Is that a hat from the Mrawp shop? =o

[Tzuky01]

Huskies room looks cleaner:lol::P

[Mw2Mystic]

i love her cofee cup : GOT RUM ? ahahahahahahah

[Iwr3stl3dyourm0m0nc3]

ya know dodger, one day you're gonna spell Coffee Time normally and i'm just not even gonna click on it.

[Becharco]

*nods*

[Pjanoo1]

"Very jelly hmmm :/" xD

[waba999]

dodger has the best mug ever.

[Bainagg]

cutest girl world, best person to hang out with



[daggereye89]

bye dodger

[Mcwolfkiller]

"feel free to send weird stuff" man I wonder what will people send after this said loud xD

[Spakiness]

dodger got a PO box, husky got a PO box hmm

[Ateka9]

Also, we don't span from around the world. We're actually all from Canada :P

[Ateka9]

You're the only person I know who says "jelly" instead of "jaelous" :o

[AMexicanZebra]

AUSTRALIA GETS STUFF LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME ITS SO UNFAIR!

[kirbyizameme]

Isnt that hat from gaiaonline? (I used to play years ago :3)

[T3KxNinjax]

I LUV U DODGER<------ positive response BTW

[timmer919hep]

Adorable hat much?

[wille8353]

ima jelly



[Jerhyn1141]

Why are you in shadow today? Love the show.<3

[spunkytheporcupine]

Nod

[Arbeta10000]

Squienix :3

[MasterJosh5511]

Dodger were did u get that coffee cup from? The one with the pirate face on?

[AndreastheRed]

So Dodger, your real name is Dodger....that makes me want to give you an internet-five.

[Deadlyphase]

Yeah, I live in America, but Australians pay far more for their games (presumably the "We have the nicest beaches" tax), so it's fine they get something else with the game... Plus they have the crazy old man government that bans half of the video games anyway, so I don't mind at all. They're the jelly ones, paying more and having their silly government reduce gore or straight up ban games (such as the new Mortal Kombat)

[Ambrew11]

@Deadlyphase Meh. They could just do what I do and buy the uncut 18+ games from the UK which 9 times out of 10 works out cheaper even when including postage. With the Australian government, stupid restrictions and over pricing on video games I will continue to send my money overseas.

[MichaelJMigliore]

Final Fantasy XI, still the greatest MMO ever made. Too bad XIV had to suck so bad.

[Navatr1x]

Great show :D I love your news :D I have a question though: what is your opinion on the new MLP show and all the games people have started to make? really hope you can answer that :)

[NekkaLucifer]

You almost made me click the back button before I got to saw the kiss... What is this trickery?

[OrigaMagic]

You should mark the countries of the post cards you get on your map, like the places you've been to! Maybe in a different color or something :D

[MasterNemesis102]

"feel free to send me weird stuff" I really don't think she really understands what she is saying... makes me doubt she really reads all the comments.

[PressHeartToContinue]

@MasterNemesis102 the weird stuff that you're talking about will be lovingly burned or thrown in the trash. The weird stuff that I'm talking about will go on my wall or on a shelf. 'Twill be wonderous.

[MasterNemesis102]

@PressHeartToContinue Well I wish you many postcards, stickers, and maple syrup

[aeolvs1]

@PressHeartToContinue Don't breathe in the fumes.

[mormengil]

@PressHeartToContinue never EVER tell people on the internets to send you weird stuff. ever. :P

[clonecomanderfox]

@PressHeartToContinue Be sure to let us in on some of the stuff you get! Even the really weird stuff!

[KuroKan222]

@PressHeartToContinue Reading this and then seeing your comment about burning the weird stuff Master is talking about makes me want to know what would happen if I sent fire wood :D

[Arbeta10000]

@MasterNemesis102 You just got owned...

[Skaeryll]

Is your first name really Dodger?

[F0rg0tMyN4m3]

all square enix has to do is remake ff7 and they'll make a good amount of money...

[MaximusLupus]

LOVE YO HAIR.

[villageidiotversion2]

I nodded.

[theskyisfaling]

squenix should not make a side mmo while fixing 14 since its already going to cost them money to make the side mmo when they already lost 1.5 billion on 14.they should just stick on fixing 14, especially since they have no idea if that side mmo might flop, and if it does... then they might as well not even waste anymore time on 14(if u know what im talking about).

[rexXmini]

well i dont like the hat because it is hiding your hair. but it is a cool hat.

[h2o1h2o1]

Gotta agree with you at the Square Enix doing MMORPG games part, When your Single player RPG games are sooo good (most of them), and your mmo have such bad welcome, why dont you focus on what gives you money?

Also, a remade of FF9 wouldnt be crazy ;)

[theskyisfaling]

@h2o1h2o1 remake of 7 would be 10x better since its wat made rpg so big to begin with

[h2o1h2o1]

@theskyisfaling Well you already have revenant wings or however its called, that is not ff VII, I know but its related and you can see characters from it. Something like that about the FFIX would be more than enough for me. And btw, I did like way more FFIX than VII, even when I agree it was the start of the great rpg series

[schpex]

Jeremy Souls music fuels my ADD.

[purpleshark97]

Dear Squenix : New direct sequel to kingdom hearts 2 please i am a super fanboy. thumbs up if you agree :)

[blayzer13]

Squinex screw a new mmo and give us Kingdom Hearts 3

[streamsones23]

@blayzer13 YES!! that is what I'm talking about!!

[broadwayfreak678]

Squeenix had MMO cred to lose?

[shjallabaijs]

Wow! Magic window at 0:37

[lifewithbeats]

If I dress up as Square Enix, can I have a hug? 

[Rath259]

I want that cup >.>



[Marix2Rinku]

Australia deserve it i mean MK9 was banned in Aussy so good for them... im a lil jelly but its ok i love grape jelly.....mmmmm jelly.... O.O oops god sidetracked um... YAY... something.... bye

[cman15951]

my new favorite hand gesture 2:48

[jackv96]

phht back button

*presses the home button*

[dambt]

Can I come in the hug too?

[justteamore]

Right now, I am sooooo happy to be Australian.

[6alool876]

lol only 1 dislike congratz dodger :D

[huzzlebut]

now that i got her address time to get mah stalking kit >:D