At Twitter, The Future is You!

[DashOfRainbow]

I like how they took my comment and make it into their description. I said it was the worst video of all time, and LOOK WHAT THEY DID!!

[Apalmeic5]

im not saying jews are evil,but it seems that way...and there is lots more stuff...,judge means dan,tribe of dan jews.............!

[Apalmeic5]

if you read zog wordpress you'll see they own the earth...,this is just a glimpse into there empire.............

[Apalmeic5]

the isreal six pointed star leaves out the serpent...which is the tribe of evil dan....logo.it also in one logo is cloured red to symbolise satan...,jesus was forbidden to practice in judea! he was not a jew.....as they lie ..they paint therelves as the only race on earth above us the gentiles,or goy,cattle...!

[Apalmeic5]

is twitter excutive a jew too?

[Apalmeic5]

the u.s.a flag was mason flag orginally but changed as too ovious.....! white eye on blue with white rays of sun.....,george washinton sits with saturn as satan,and mercury part of this larger family... on conregess celing...,or how about the serpent of satan in libary congress saying join or die 13 colonies!

[Apalmeic5]

you don't need to be jewish to join the club....emmmm no thankx...

[Apalmeic5]

a evil cabala of zionist jews.........! lowstadt owns movie lots agent of banker illumanti minerva masons higher levels...goldsmith,rothchild and one other....,music is ran by them the zodiac club and tavistock..........,they run the new york times...time magazine..and are trying to buy up others....,they run the government....4000 years of evil leaders,evil kings are there bloodlines..,and serpent brotherhoods and snake brotherhoods.....blood of all political sides,left,right.......

[Apalmeic5]

who is zuckerman,well his family own cbs,ABC! cbs has the all seeing eye of horus.....satan worship,not eye of god....,this eye is on u.s dollar bill too! well known to be eye of horus...

[Apalmeic5]

I USE twitter to aid impotant campaigns for humanity! FACEBOOK is asking for peoples mobile numbers for security,yet its already able to track down criminals as weve seen before! they are BIG BROTHER GOONS.....no matter because 500 million will move to twitter! adding to the orginal 500 million on twitter............

[juniorgong75]

follow me i follow back @junior6four

[strangevidz40]

Follw me on twitter

@tolazytofollow

I WILL FOLLOW BACK & SUBSCRIBE YOU 2 TIMES!!!!! FOLLOW EVERYBODDY :)

[Jennybear001]

..follow me please :') @jodiekinloch

I'll follow everyone back, promised♥

[cooladre]

@janthony30

[craigcelticmurphy]

follow me @thecurler01

[kissmabut1]

follow me i follow back @followf0rf0lwbk

[ardebil9]

follow me on twitter @vergachi

[VinceValentine]

1:53 they're hiring Unicorn Slayers? This brony dislikes.

[xboudreau12]

@Jennacity #CITYcrew I ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK !

[glynwrexhamdude]

follow me for a follow back @GlynWilliams97

[Dragdark500]

It's so bad that is great!

[deciphyer]

I was half-expecting laser cats. The beginning looked like a copy of SNL skit.

[samhansens]

@samhansenlv

[ZaOscelot]

y'all are goofballs XD

[FailEpressCentral]

follow me @adrskillin2012 plz

[247ukulelegurl]

Follow @MySwagsAwesome For Teen Quotes & More (:

[MrTheZarko]

2:47 there's iphone on table , but on 2:54 there's not iphone !!!

[ReaIOsamaBinLaden]

I AM GOING TO HACK @justinbieber 's account!! MUHAHAHAAHHAHAAH 17MILLION FOLLOWERS ALL MINE!!!

-Osama Bin Laden

[ThatsjonDOE]

follow me @ThatsjonDOE (: if your raw and cute you would(:

[tehlime]

This makes me want to work at twitter. SUCCESS!

[JVideosTutorial]

@JnAlex :) #FollowMe nd i #FollowBack

[KeithCarmo8]

@Keith_Carmody will follow you back!! im in my profile pic with maroon jersey..

[dreamweaverbk]

Hahaha... Best. Video. Ever.

[5000facebookfriends]

Check my video on how to get free twitter followers,facebook fans,google plus's and youtube views..Also 5 second autosurf.

[MrChrisz5]

@Chris_Chris19 will follow back

[cocoesteves]

Joint?

[aprilischan]

that was funny he said NO!

[ikiddfresh011]

@csanntanzz #TeamFollow and I'll follow back , I promise (;

[fabinfranco]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk very cool!

[AnbuKakashi77]

Wait, so no unicorns?! Sooooo not interested.

[sophiemarsdenx]

follow me on twitter beautyss @SOPHIEMARSDEN_ i follow back! xxxx

[MrLegoman1357]

in soviet russia, you is the future

[bkazzyful]

follow me @bkazzy3333 (: thankss please please please follow!!!

[umcarainteressante]

DID YOU REALLY PAUSED TO READ THIS?

HOLY SHIT... I DID.

[gregruddy3addict12]

Follow gregruddy3 twitter

[secretofamiliar]

interesante



[LuisitoComunica]

Ha, ha, ha, ha!! 1:07 is the best part!!!!

[Jesusdragon737]

I know this is a joke, but it still comes off as really, really bad ad.

[carldecanada]

Ask Twitter why the account @mixbeat is suspended. You'll be very suprised.

[BenHeadikt]

I want to be unicorn slayer at Twitter!!

[Fendefadst]

wow, how many people below THINK THIS IS A REAL AD!

[dillonc]

@Fendefadst this is a real ad..

[GavrielLoken10]

Actually, this makes me wannt to work for Twitter xD

[SqueakyKIA]

@fuckoffryan follow me on twitter, or don't.

[geboyintegra1995]

Awesome....hire me...I wanna be the back end designer lol

[3catsoup]

Is this a joke?

[cperception]

@3catsoup yes it is

[ItsSelena1]

i wanna work at twitter!

[itsJDub4]

everyone follow @_itsjdub

[jourdy288]

1:54 Yes, I did.

[victorleodero]

Wait, i thought this was spoof video of SNL's laser cats?

I was waiting for them to show a laser cats video to Dick Costolo.

[luizhsm3342]

How can you guys POSSIBLY think this is an awful ad. No, it's not.

Did you laugh at unicorn slayer? Did you smile when they started to flw waving their arms? Did you pay attention to all of professional needs at twiiter when the girl ponts at the wall? Will you comment this video when you met your friends, even though to say how horrible and stupidly fun it is?

Then it worked.

[fearmaker]

C'mon guys, are you really judging this ad for its quality?! Hum, ok, maybe you all were on a far off planet during the 90's or did you sell your sense of humor for hiring an unicorn slayer?

[undercop5567]

This is a joke right? I don't even know HOW somebody could make such a terrible ad...

[Centuska]

I'd love to work at Twitter. I have the ambition, willingness to learn new things, and skills. I say skills loosely because I'm not perfect. But I'll never work for Twitter. Know why? Because I slacked off in Highschool in the first two years, picked up my slack in the last 2. Got an average GPA and now can only afford to go to Community College.

Don't slack off. Get your degrees, kids.

[osoascam]

@Centuska Ugh, Dad! I told you I'm going to college! Stop reading my Firefox history and commenting on every page I visit! I saw that comment on PlayBoy.com!

[truebluekit]

If I were the CEO, I wouldn't fire the two, but I would write them a commendation and then send them to do "market research" in Siberia for a month. With full allowances, of course.

[CameraSoup]

Saw this on failblog and I thought it was a joke. When I realized this was legit, gained so much respect. The join the flock thing really got me.

[JheraneP]

He's looking at the wrong computer at 2:12 ._.

[osoascam]

@JheraneP He's looking at them ¬¬'

[JheraneP]

@osoascam He's looking at his computer, he should be looking at the one the guys brought in. Plus he closed his computer in the beginning.

[osoascam]

@JheraneP Hadn't seen that! Yes, you're right

[JheraneP]

@osoascam It's sad that I recognized that, isn't it? Haha

[beatrizgim]

i would love to work there...

[tschuggi4]

waitwaitwait... his name ?

[Victormunro]

HOW TO FUCK DO I CHANGE THE FUCKING THEME I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING NEW THEME I WANT THE OLD THEME BACK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexnk36]

follow me @alex_kay01 and ill follow you back

[eviltube1111]

apple laptops and lady gaga

gay

[LegitVeteran]

Follow me at @xCAB3LL0307

[radzimich]

янихуянипонял((

[WWoszczek]

BEST. COMMERCIAl. EVER. OF ALL TIMES.

[pazi]

Yes, I did pause to read that. How else would I have known to apply for the Spam Support position?

[Amjizzlle]

This is great, creative way to be fun

[bradypatsomg12]

reminds me of lockout professionals

[godzhor]

Sic transit gloria mundi. - thus dies the glory of the world.

[MiffyFx]

@MistaaSmithh will follow back 100%

[DashOfRainbow]

you need lots more people to read, monitor, and censor any of the 130 million tweets per day that pour in, so you make a video that makes it look awesome to work at your company, which = lots of applicants. I'm also almost positive you'll hire just about anyone.

Have fun sorting through about 90% useless tweets. LMAO. I'm sure you need the beer. And getting stoned, to do your shit jobs.

[XxXSoulSisterXxX]

Best advert and Best Social network!

[XxXSoulSisterXxX]

"Spam Support"

[TheKickBoyz]

@Mojo_LGND follow me!

[sidd1323]

requirement: resume of 140 words

[Godfather91290]

Welcome to Twitter! Where everyday is the Engineer Update!

[DRMORENOS69]

este video está hecho al estilo LASER CATS de SNL!

[germi2000]

this is a real good inverse marketing campaign ;)

[AFELIXORE]

I thing, that is style life for us and can practice evry day of our live

[drwolfgang666]

Oh I get it. You're making something intentionally bad, so that people will share it around more. Like Rebecca Black's 'Friday', except you're not trying to make it look sincere. This isn't just intentionally bad, it's intentionally ironically bad. With an agenda. I hate you.

[MikeShannonMuc]

@drwolfgang666 Maybe twitter doesn't like you either.

[drummaboy64]

1:35 token black guy

[rustywand]

and get someone who's acts more enthusiastic, cause the 2 guys were like halfheartedly enthusiastic. and the CEO guy's indifferent reaction towards the video, i didn't like the two guys high fiving at the end. they need to get into character more.

[rustywand]

i love the bird flying part at the end, and i prefer if the acting was a little more awkward and subtle.

[chopin999]

twitter sold their souls for money long ago

[Kojitsu]

what kind of training do you need to apply for back end engineer?

[xChntx]

Instead of censoring tweets, you should censor this. IN ALL COUNTRIES!

[hen555]

wtf is this serious? im not applying at twitter anymore

[MrKevo123]

Follow @Kevoc2011 #TeamFollowBack

[Farsklat]

LOL!!!!!!

[K33p3r99]

Google should do one of these.

[snochicka]

I don't care if it's parody, that was unwatchable!

[Flurrby]

so.much.mac.

[lolz93883]

good idea but the video was terrible T_T

[GraphiteSketchUK]

@lolz93883 You have COMPLETELY missed the point...

[youguillerrmotube]

olivia is so hot!

[Tueksta]

I can't help you with Spam Support as I'm not willing to relocate to Nigeria. But how about Anti-Spam Support?

[ScreamWoork]

Am i back to 90's again??

[ScreamWoork]

His name is D*** :'D lmffao

[iscalabonda]

follow please @rayanahary\

[emarketer202]

Looks like thats an extra two jobs available at Twitter

[metoxys]

1:55

"Did you seriously pause to read this?"

"Unicorn Slayer"

[3bullient]

@metoxys "Spam Designer"

[runandblogthat]

@metoxys yes.

[QueenRenarde]

awesome!



[DerrenBrown100]

The world trending topics are always about Justin Bieber. Twitter is filled with sycophants.

[ocktavius]

So glad I didn't take that job...

[1xprt]

I'll send an application right away .. when you open an office in Finland :)

[barbraleighquinn]

1:14 STEVE-O!!!!!!!!!

[barbraleighquinn]

I seriously thought this was a HIGH SCHOOL PROJECT until i saw the uploader's name.

[jadaty1111]

1:04 - :1:11 my fav part ! I ROFL'd so bad

[Remelox]

What are the job requirements for Unicorn Slayer? I mean, i have the intense hatred for unicorns and a knife. Do I need 5 years of experience on a PhD in Unicorn Dismemberment?

[code2records]

:)))



[PrincessZerlina]

brought here by Xiaxue

[iwantsquareballoons]

working for twitter = working for justin bieber

[mhagen2531]

I was being IRONIC guys!!!

[hitsugiluva]

lol this was so fucking awesome

[Fatalyze666]

it was so cheesy, so stereotypical of a low budget commercial, and so... brilliant! XD

[MrPradzz]

follow @ayushpradhan96 i follow back

[keithhopkin]

There is no irony here. This company is loaded.

[justrhysism]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[deathcommand]

I want to apply for the Unicorn Slayer Job at 1:55.

[pyrokiss1223]

in Twitter, the future is you.

in Soviet Russia, you is the future.

its still better than an arrow to the knee joke.

[lazykid1000]

Yes, I did pause to read the list.

[Left4Deaded]

1:50 made me lol

[JohnS1999]

They set up the Settlers of Catan board wrong. Which is a game you play with 2 dice not one.

Just one more reason this video is a FAIL.

[ffm502]

Hi Follow me and ill Follow you back @Fares17

[RupertAndCheese]

Ending was FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[123zerty]

Awesome!!!

[pleasethinkofme]

I call unicorn slayer!!! Where do I sign up?

[PJDuchesne]

lol at 0:58 you can see the boom! this is really under budget!