Funny Tube Driver

[Gary190tube]

Hopefully this year will be the year when we can get rid of tube drivers. Let's get the tube back for Londoners!!!

[kobiws01]

northern line ftw

[PublicTransportVideo]

Plain sailing? I thought the underground ran trains not a fleet of boats.

[TheJd202]

i'd LOOOOL if it was a jamaican lady saying 'ME SAY MOVE FROM THE DOORS!' then everyone moves.

[MrHektik007]

your lucky all i ever get is some african guy who cant speak english and cant speak loud enough

[SuperAddickted]

Every time i get on a tube i hope i have a driver like this to take my mind off the blokes armpit next to me

[TriggyStudios]

guards on sydney trains are even better; yesterday, as a freight train was going past, the guard announced: attention passengers, there is a piece of carbon tax passing us on the left; please don't tell the federal government. Thankyou.

[SubRosa999]

"but then again, should I have said that?"

lol

I've had only a few experiences where drivers are very talkative, even though I travel a lot.

[Gary190tube]

More tube strijkes coming up soon folks. Yep, the tube drivers are treating the London Underground like it's run for their benefit (rather than for the benefit of the millions of Londers who actually pay for it to be there).

So let's try and get tube drivers scrapped - let's do away with these f*ckers and get some semblance of a modern tube service shall we???

[roverbhoy]

@Gary190tube you're a twat fella!

[Gary190tube]

@roverbhoy no, I'm a tube user. I'd rather see automated trains and have a tube service that's run for my benefit. It's my tube system. Maybe it's the union leaders I should be having a go at, rather than the drivers. I dunno.

[jack253]

Guess some of these people don't understand British Humor...

[01707895552]

How is this funny?

[footyshortboy]

@01707895552 cuz u dont have a sense of humour

[ferribyjim]

watch out for tube drivers' prostitutes getting out of the driver's cab! Sit in the front carriage to see them. I saw one getting out at Covent Garden, dirty bugger!

[LikeMindedIncident]

@ferribyjim - Oi mate, no joke, I saw a very pretty lady summer short dressed get into a driver's cab at Finsbury Park. I thought it odd but then thought well I have seen and heard some women drivers (Eastern European looking/accent) so maybe she was a driver on a day off and has a boyfriend driver and they were meeting up? Hmmm... You can't help thinking...

I don't know tbh but seeing a pretty lady get into a cab arouses a few things... That being 'suspicions' if you know what I mean lol.

[aldoon]

THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! actually no, no its not!!

[richhuckvale]

And this is worthy of putting on youtube because?.... Did I miss something?

[omgodsword]

they SHOULD get more drivers like this

[granitesfoot]

We had one driver in South Australia who liked to have a "quiet smoke on the side" before he'd set off,the problem for him that he was so "ripped"that he kept missing the stops where he should've stopped and stopping at the stations where didn't need to stop,it's true 'cause it was in the paper!don't know what happened to him.

[choongification]

Northen line U DUN KNO edgware branchdem

[sebastianflyte07]

lol i love it when u get a funny driver, i always laugh but everyone else remains so typically po-faced lol

[bus140808]

I hate it when the tube is like that

[imyk2k9]

its nice to hav a laff with other ppl lol

[X2K9]

LOOL!! hahaha

[natalia3966]

wish i was on this train:D

[CoachAlex1996]

:L lol at the driver

[wowfever]

that sound waas good quality

[skbworld2008]

Talk about sardines in a tin!!! I think id rather cycle than risk suffercating on that train!

[scottishgrabob]

finaly found someone i know on this site and a hot guy he is to in person

[Tytn100]

dats my dad lol :D

[QuevilleWilderness]

Seriously? lol

[timosebi2]

on the 21st April 2009 I was on a bakerloo and the train was at wilsdern junction for 15 minuits and the driver was talking about what he is doing and finaly the train moved but he was was thinking that he was going to be put out of service at queens park which it did, and also yesturday the bakerloo line terminated at stone bridge park and she said something like "thanks for closeing the doors".

[Rebelconformist82]

the most crowded line is the victoria line

[AndyJay15]

Stiches...

[chexone]

i remeber this driver back in 2002, to be honest couldn't catch this one, but surely remember this driver always telling funny jokes. it was the northern line or the central line, and yes, it was almost all of the time packed.

[oDonkeyyyyyyyyx]

thats my mums friend he was alll ways telling jokes and every1 knew him

[X46RAPTOR]

The tube is almost always crowded during zone one one a week day. Weekends also cause overcrowding too.

[EiBmaennchen]

excuse me i dont understand what he´s talking about. can someone tell me in a few words. thank you.

[Akibatai00]

Good driver, better than the ones we have in the states.

[iain075]

It's the tube, one of the main modes of transport in London. I would imagine this is the morning rushour.

[TransportationUK]

you've not been on the tube have you? The tube is always packed

[X46RAPTOR]

yes it is.

[Stemur]

That was absolutely hilarious! Funniest thing I have EVER seen or heard in 30 years of using the London underground!

(Er, perhaps you had to be there to see the funny side of it ....)

[blogham]

i agree royal diamond

[OPO535160]

No sense of humour whats the point of going to work miserable?

[blogham]

yup your right there royal dimond

[1959843295]

how da fuk r u in stitches lol 1 lil smile knob

[ElaineLighten]

Oh yes they are certaintly in stitches now aren't they?

[ajwf3]

Happened to me to earlier this year. I took a tube ride lasting about 6 stops, and all the way the driver was banging on about keeping clear of the doors. "Some people might think it's not that important, but...blah blah...(2 minutes later)..blah blah... so try to keep that in mind."

Then we'd come to a station and depart and the whole thing would start again. Was very entertaining, thou.

Wish I could remember which line it was.

[pcu4cmwl]

you'd be on the northern line as i think he mentioned high barnet.

[sabre491]

I had a driver like that too on the central line. People kept running on the train when the doors where shutting and he kept telling people to mind the doors. It happened 2-3 stations in a row and you could here he was gettin more and more pissed off and when we finally got going with no trouble he started saying, look you don't jump on a plane when its taking off do you? I don't come opening the doors on your car while your driving do i? It was so funny you had to be there.

[jkemt5]

i had a driver similar to that. the doors carried on opening and shutting at bond street station on the deeper underground lines. and the driver said: For once we are running early so we are being held here for another minute, nothing to worry about as of yet. then a minute later the dors sut and opened and the driver said: oh for fucks sake, whose arsing around with the doors?  when we finally left he said. Thank goodness, i thought we had a bomb on board or something.

lol makes me laugh

[samb14]

Hahaha, i love these sort of drivers, there arnt many of them around, but they do make me smile and actully cheer people up. More Personality on the tube!!

[99gaz99]

@samb14 i once went on the waterloo and ity line and it normall take 10 mins to get accross but we had a driver which made it happen in like 5 mins because he was fast!! LOL

[mrlob22]

brings back memories of commuting. god what a life. now i live in Thailand. wahey!

[Phenomenon79]

"Had everyone in stitches." What?! I believe about one or two people uttered a slight chuckle.

[chrisbaume]

snore

[desiro5]

Lol, thats quality.

[nisb21]

hillarious - not!

[shiningold]

is this the circle line or the H&C?

[gavelex]

Northern

[govirgil]

And people travelling on The Gold Coast to Brisbane trains should watch this.

As this video proves, they got nothing to whinge about, when it comes crowded trains.

[fazza1995]

iv been on worse its too hot but when it says train driver had every1 in stiches there wasonly a slight laugh :S

[boredbadger]

hmm?

[kevinbocking]

lmao...a chuckle doesn't mean they are in stitches, silly people.

[jackthompson1985]

im guessing the fact that the person that recorded this clip and was on the train before the stop at the being. The driver had said this before at the last stop with a better reaction.

[temike]

What did he say?

[NinjasLikeCheese]

Is that posh sounds very rich???

[Bccksster]

i love england

[NinjasLikeCheese]

Me to, and I love your women. :D

[bluehachiroku]

Hagrid.. shouldna siad tha'..

[1VK3]

I can tell by the squeeking that this train is pulling into Bank station. Am I right? I'm always on the Northern Line, shame I don't have witty drivers to keep me entertained D:

[donaldoherty]

Yeah, straight to Bank and really jam packed!

[1VK3]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I hate using the tube at rush hour. It's nice when I'm coming home from somewhere at like, 11pm/12am.. All nice and quiet :P

[WhosLexiWolfe]

@1VK3 Man, it's kinda wrong that we can tell that lol x

[gamber22]

@1VK3 same :D

[neverbeen2]

hold on for a fast ride.

[Jubilee1996]

He loves talking dammm

[tgtrains]

oooook

[networksoutheast]

'should I have said that' lol