Typical Scottish Ned!

[Vampire94Child]

I'm from Glasgow - we have tons of neds and I find this absolutly hilarious!

[evergonge]

bucky is good shit! made buy monks for drunks

[charlotte10913]

This is so true luv it xxx

[abbiclaire]

i understand every word of this and im 11 and scottish xxxxx SCOTLAND ALL THE WAY ! xx

[JumpingIsFlying]

English, living in Scotland, (I'll leave to to guess where), and I understood every word.

[linziis1626]

lol ive never seen a singin dancin ned would be much funnier if they done that

[Antarath]

Ahm gonnae pump yer mum !

[PrettyReckless1fan]

Iam scottish and still dont get what he is saying .

[fizzy3379]

Is it sad a know people like this? Naw!

[xxcandeegirrrrlxx]

ohh ayee hahahaha

[TheAmig2000]

Neds are created by weak goverments and allowed to breed just put the bastards down

[ADonnyKenn]

beestie beez! Pure beezer son, cheers!

[MsPinkToxic]

@SuperJelavic Take your pointless comment and get blocked :)

[lotsofLOLsx]

wee man= god. 'am gawn doon the toon tae see if a get lucky, if a cannae get a bird i'll buy some mare bucky'

[3KATYcatastrophy]

gives scotland a bad name.

[MultiConzo1]

Don't gees annny yer shite, a pumped yer maw last night, fuckin tune!!!

[AtlanticCross1]

If you want to see some Niggers, come on over to the States, Tribal Niggers fill about every city in the States, you'd be doing good to find a white person in the city. Cities over here a dumping ground for Niggers out of Africa.

[AtlanticCross1]

Cities in the States are full of Niggers.

[warwick2155]

dont say scotland, its only glasgow thats like this, most of scotland dont speak or act like this

[MsPinkToxic]

@warwick2155 For starters, don't tell me what I cannot say on MY video. Second of all, here is a list of all the places I have visited in Scotland where I have come across these people; Greenock (my hometown) Glasgow Largs Inverkip Gourock Paisley Langbank Bishopton Clydebank East Kilbride Govan Ayr Motherwell Wishaw Bearsden Dumbarton Rothsy Braehead Erskine Cambuslang I also visit the Highlands often. Seen 'em there too. Trot on.

[warwick2155]

@MsPinkToxic you uploaded a video, big fucking deal. you do know the guy in this isnt even scottish right? I live in the highlands and havent heard anyone speak like that around here, its in the more broad cities like edinborough and aberdeen maybe north of that we speak normal. fit like and that shit is dundee. I could say everyone in england talks like cockney shit. Dont be so damn bias

[MsPinkToxic]

@warwick2155 Wait, why am I biased? I AM SCOTTISH! Did you miss the part where I said I live in Greenock? What on earth are you salivating about? And Neil (the guy in the video) is actually Scottish. Although, he is a comedian. Please get your facts correct before you begin your little huff. You've clearly never ventured out beyond your little village. Now calm the fuck down and enjoy the video. If not, get tae fuck :)

[mentalmario]

these people are english

[MsPinkToxic]

@mentalmario Troll.

[MAGIC66able]

I'm suprised this guy knows how to edit

[TraaumaHD]

Proud 2 be fa scotland

[MsPinkToxic]

@TraaumaHD What, because of this video?

[Drross0]

Kill. It. With. Fire.

[MrJo987]

lol

[iiSPARKx]

ladies and gentle, that's scotland for you.

[ballbagbaggins]

surprising how many people havent realised it is meant to be funny and the guy is playing a role like sacha baron cohen plays borat or ali g.

its really good; i love the inclusion of the cream jeans

[MsPinkToxic]

@ballbagbaggins Pretty much everyone here knows this is a joke. The point is, this is what some people here are really like.

[ballbagbaggins]

@MsPinkToxic

trust me, some people have totally missed the point

[geopyt]

LOOK AT THIS FUNBAG

[SMC4484]

@mt2oo8secondary suprised you havent, all your life seems to be is your shitty little youtube account trying to act like mike tyson on it grow a pair of balls and go outside for a while

[scottstewarttv]

@mt2oo8secondary if your from wales or northern ireland thats UK aswell hjust icnase you are then you look like a pure fanny

[scottstewarttv]

scottish neds dont talk as bad as this and neil done this for a laugh to exagerate what people think and the origonal video has 3 million views thats how comedic it was haha !! so shut up whoever ye are probally some english wank

[MsPinkToxic]

@scottstewarttv Who are you talking to?

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

@scottstewarttv Where abouts in Scotland are you from? I can assure you some idiots actually talk like this.

[warwick2155]

@ScrapingAwayTheSkin to be honest england is worse, i can never understand the gimps on hollyoaks etc, and geordies, dont get me started on them. its only really glasgow that speaks like this and even thats exaggerated

[MsPinkToxic]

@warwick2155 I'm almost positive that 99% of the people that have commented on this video are Scottish (including myself) so why are you bringing up the English? Grow up. If you can't get past what happened IN the past then you're a pretty sad person. Stop being racist.

[warwick2155]

@MsPinkToxic well i have been around the highlands all my life and we dont speak like that, i cant even understand about 80% of what these accents are saying. im just sick of people assuming that every bloke in scotland speaks retarded like glasgow accents

[MsPinkToxic]

@warwick2155 Who made that assumption? You seem to be the only one assuming shit. I've been all over Scotland and found these people everywhere. Maybe you're just lucky that you haven't.

[warwick2155]

@MsPinkToxic so your saying the whole country talk like this? you clearly havent been all over the whole country, i have lived my entire life up here and i havent met anyone who talks like this, unless they originally lived in glasgow, even in glasgow they dont talk as strong as that. the video is over exaggerated. i dont talk like that and neither do anyone i know so your theory must surely be invalid, on the other hand maybe you have awful luck and met a lot of shit for brains

[MsPinkToxic]

@warwick2155 You are either extremely retarded or trolling. Can't tell. No I didn't say everyone is Scotland talks like this. Please highlight the part where I said that. What I said was I have been all over Scotland and I have come across people like this. And neds DO talk like this. Some even worse. I think you just got on your high horse and started talking shit because you assumed I was English. Take your redundancy elsewhere.

[warwick2155]

@MsPinkToxic you say you have been all over scotland well either your lying or not made it past edinborough. you seem to think everyone in scotland is like this just because you are too stupid to understand the difference between accents. i dont believe every single person you just hapen to meet have all very strong glasgow accents, try leaving the city once in a while and actually come north. its just like saying every single person in england have cockney accents, whats the odds..

[MsPinkToxic]

When did I say everyone talks like that? You're as dumb as they come. I said I have witnessed people like this everywhere I have visited. I'm very well educated and am well aware of different accents. Not one single one of my comments defers from that. You're making redundant remarks because you haven't come across anyone like this other than in Glasgow. Either you're a 12 year old who knows nothing of the world, an adult who is uneducated or you are trying your damndest to be a troll.

[ScrapingAwayTheSkin]

@warwick2155 Your judging accents by people on tv programmes? No it's not just glasgow, mainly because I'm from Ayr and a select few idiots speak like this in Ayr. You get neds in most parts of scotland but glasgow has it's nice parts too. However you are taking this far too seriously. Lighten up jeez.

[FCSchalke77]

@scottstewarttv .... eh, yes they do talk as bad as this, some are even worse !!!

[100tnt100]

hilarious!! I love this showman!! All be right... ;D

[cowboyfromkettins]

Am i alone in thinking this is brilliant? I'm from Dundee btw.

[stevo241999]

Mate im fe Scotland and I'm fuckin proud ya wee fanny

[cowboyfromkettins]

hahahaha this is fucking awesome.

[duckyduck1000000]

*hides face in shame...*

[Abbiecherry123]

Tbh, I'm proud to be from here. 

[stefmanbuzzin]

woo! no better than the scots!!! lol

[mt2oo8secondary]

Im so proud.. not to be from scotland.

I expect hate messages soon

[MsPinkToxic]

@mt2oo8secondary No, no. Not at all, however, I am pretty sure where-ever you come from there are also people with this level of cuntness. :)

Thanks for your comment.

[mt2oo8secondary]

@MsPinkToxic Yeah every country has idiots. but seriously look at these types of people. completely different

[benyboi2k8]

@MsPinkToxic I want to fuck u i am horny r horny il flick ur bean for free?

[multicookies4me]

@mt2oo8secondary you:here mate you lookin it ma burd me:am tryin no tae she ugly glesga ftw

[mt2oo8secondary]

@multicookies4me hmm hmm?

[SMC4484]

@mt2oo8secondary "2oo8" haha thats pathetic, uv got a cheek tae tryin rip the pish oot scotland.. yir probably a daft slap aboot fae england hinkin yir nuts across the internet

[TheGrantybhoy]

im so proud to be from glasgow :)

[yermaww94]

@MsPinkToxic someone was asking if he was a real ned. Just clearing that shit up

[yermaww94]

He is comedian, not an actual ned

[MsPinkToxic]

@yermaww94 You're quick.

[originalnuttah23]

hey this is the funiiest thing everrr lol

[dayleboi1]

PCP hahahaha helfy haha scotland fur the win

[dayleboi1]

PCP hahahaha helfy haha

[ZEMTRASH]

very long cigarette

[slytherkatify]

@ZEMTRASH dude.. not sure if trolling or just stupid

[ZEMTRASH]

@slytherkatify check 1:31 .... is that cigarette long ? maybe i am stupid...but that cigarette is long...have a nice day...yo a !!

[slytherkatify]

@ZEMTRASH it's not a cigarette... he's smoking weed

[ZEMTRASH]

@slytherkatify well that was exactly what i wanted to express...hehe..."sports-cigar­ette" as some people say in germany...enjoy the sports.... yo a !!

[Brouhaha18]

Lol =D

[lauramax93]

thats not a real ned. a real ned couldnt come up with a tune so catchy

and manage to rhyme all those words =P

[MsPinkToxic]

@lauramax93 No shit, Sherlock.

[lauramax93]

@MsPinkToxic christ has someone never heard of a joke!

[ian2582]

Genius... You do realise the guy who made this is probably brainier than all youz

[MsPinkToxic]

@ian2582 This coming from the tit who just said "youz".

[lauramax93]

@MsPinkToxic well all youz people who've never heard anyone say "youz" better come down off your high horse for a while =]

[MsPinkToxic]

@lauramax93 What you sleaverin' about? I never said I haven't heard anyone say 'youz'. I say it myself. The point I was making was regardless of the fact that people say it, it isn't an actual word and he practically called us all stupid and he is the idiot spelling out words that don't technically exists. And if it did, it wouldn't be spelled 'youz'.

I think someone else needs to come down off their own high horse.

Just as this video is a joke, I made a joke. Oh dear. Punish me.

;)

[jamscon13]

That's what s neds dae coz i'm frae Scotland

[MsPinkToxic]

@jamscon13 Pure hefty.

[TheCruz103]

lmfao i actual still laugh it this =))

[TheColourfulCarrie]

I love this song I know 95% of the words!:D

[slashedtrooper]

You know thats a guy acting as a ned for comedy right?

[MsPinkToxic]

@slashedtrooper No shit, Sherlock.

[UltraPivot1710]

lol im scottish but i'm no ned

[james180189]

weegi scum

[MsPinkToxic]

Yes, Sir