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  • Cake

  • obscure reference: fat black bully is in the movie "Relic"

  • god i thought that i was the only one that hated that movie because all my friends loved it

  • he stepped on that fat black kids bitch tits!

  • I remember this movie. My whole family took my grandma out to dinner. However, the service was terrrible. We didn't get our food almost an hour. As it turned out, we were right next to the kitchen door and the staff forgot about us. Our food was cold when it came.

    But at least we were near a TV to be entertained for our long wait. Guess what was on TV? This shitty movie. Even as a kid I thought it was lame.

  • Hahahahahaha and i know what the Marvel VS DC ultimate crossover should be.....................

    Captain Marvel beats the everloving shit out of Sentry.

  • I was waiting at the docter's one day and I a little 7 year-old watching this on his laptop.

  • The part where the three ninjas are fighting the guys on the boat always left me puzzled. Lets review: The 3 ninja's only practice their ninja stuff during the summer; These ninjas practice fighting all the time, or at least that's implied. so how is it that these ninjas can't fight three kids? And to add insult to injury, the fat guy seems to be their undoing and he isn't seen fighting once throughout this entire movie, even when facing the kids, he just stands there. How does this make sense?

  • @loadedjogger That, my friend is the Inverse Ninja law, no matter how skilled an individual ninja is, they automatically become weaker the more their numbers increase.

    Plus, as amusing as it would be to see kids get kicked around (instead of the other way around as is so infuriatingly common with family movies) a lot of people would get offended...

  • @weirdTedE91 The inverse ninja idea, okay. I'll accept that because it's been applied many times, but don't tell me kids getting kicked around would offend people. Sure, they'll let guys with guns break into a kids house, but give these kids a few hits and lawsuits are through the roof? The point is, this movie has a gray area and i think they could own up to it better.

  • @loadedjogger:

    Sorry, I meant in terms of people watching the movie. If it's marketed as a family film and depicts violence against children, you can bet there will be cries of outrage. Within the movie though, you're right: that just wouldn't happen because adults are largely incompetent morons compared to the children...

  • Am I the only one who saw the scene where grandpa uses smoke and appears in the tree and gets asked how he got up there the Nostalgia Critic should've used the scene from Big Trouble in Little China where the same actor (Victor Wong) gets asked the same question and replies with the much better "It wasn't easy"

  • I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!

  • Piece of Cake obviously.

  • not to be mean or anything, but, How else will the 3 Ninjas see the Ninjas. Play Go Fish?

  • 6:11 OMG, I had that baseball handheld game from Tiger too. So awesome

  • I doubt he is their real grandad, maybe he married their grandma after their real grandad died or divorced! So he is their "Step Grandad"!

  • PIECE OF CAKE IDIOT

  • I always thought it was the middle kid that looked like Jamie Lee Curtis

  • Cake!

  • @Israfel85 Maybe they are saying piece of cake

  • @OmniTriforce3 There are no words leading up to it....so no.

  • @Israfel85 What do you think they are trying to say

  • @OmniTriforce3 'Cake' of course.

  • @Israfel85 okay

  • "Tochstone".

  • haha to be honest i like this movie probably because its so damn ridiculous, and i watched this when i was a kid so it has some *ahem* nostalgic qualtity. But dont think I'm hatin the critic, he's awesome and funny as shit and him doing this movie is awesome

  • he stepped on the fat kids boob

  • The Cake is a lie.

  • I'm surprised he never reviewed "3 Ninjas Kick Back" and the last two sequels.

  • cake as in the expression peice of cake meaning really easy

  • Actually they were probably saying cake as a shorter version of "beating these guys will be a piece of cake" an expression saying that something is easy

  • this was great when i was young :)

  • Am i the only one who thinks that Rocky sounds like a pet name for a crack addict?

  • Rocky Loves Emily

  • One of the surfer criminals has a Metallica t shirt, that made my day

  • @ZOMB1ECHRI5T in another scene (when they're receiving their orders via payphone) the blonde-ish surfer thug is putting a Metallica decal on the phone booth in a very prominent close up, followed by a shot of the 3 of them in and around the booth where you can spot an identical sticker on the outside of the booth (on the metal part), and paying REALLY close attention, the asian thug is also putting another identical sticker on the phone itself

  • The kids doesn't look asian at all.

  • 3 ninjas is going to be on Disney XD......oh god.....

  • five deadly venoms is amazing

  • WAIT! THOSE MASKS! THEY RIPPED OFF OF FIVE DEADLY VENOMS!!

    YOU BASTARDS!

  • @demboys18 what is this venoms movie

  • @kakuman1995 It's a classic Kung Fu movie (from the Shaw Brothers if I'm not mistaken). It's called "The Five Deadly Venoms" and it's about a Kung-Fu master who trained five deadly fighters (hence, five deadly venoms) - each in a different "style" of kung fu,. At his death the master sends off one last pupil to find out what became of his five students. You should be able to find it here on youtube.

    (Be warned it's old, but really brutal in some parts)

  • Hey, I remember this one! The dance instructor was out so he had us watch this instead of dance class. We were watching it for about an hour till then dance class was supposed to last then left.

    By the way, this happened to be the first time I heard about ninjas.

  • Nostalgia Critic forget to say that 3 Ninjas also rip off Karate kid

  • this was one of my favorite movies wen i was a kid

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  • @Kiiara05 "u should b more open minded nd not b so critical" - well he doesn't take the name Nostalgia CRITIC for no reason lol.

  • @Kiiara05 Nostalgia critic once said, just because its a kids movie, doesn't mean you don't have to try.

  • @Kiiara05 while you do raise a valid point....he is named the Nostalgia CRITIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! he is a critic and a damn funny one it comes down to personal opinion

  • @Kiiara05 you're an idiot.

  • @TheLastArchdemon more idiot are u for commenting that..

  • @Kiiara05 ok.. i know its called "nostalgia critic" and obviously criticizes. what i mean is that this movie doesnt seem right for his criticism. its just an opinion. u need not bother replying because i dont care what u say. its MY opinion, not yours.

  • @Kiiara05 If you didn't want people replying to your comment then you shouldn't have posted it. You completely contradicted yourself saying "its just an opinion. u need not bother replying because i dont care what u say. its MY opinion, not yours" because his criticism is also "just an opinion," that doesn't need YOUR reply. And if you don't care what anyone else says, you wouldn't have gone through the trouble of replying to the comments saying so. You would have just stopped commenting :)

  • @Kiiara05 you really don't get it? this reviews are supposed to make fun of those movies, you're the one being too serious.

  • @Kiiara05 that doesnt excuse for lazy prosaic writing you idiot. just cuz something is meant for kids doesnt mean it should insult their intelligence

  • @Kiiara05 just because it's for kids doesn't mean it has to be stupid. Like Doug always says kids aren't as dumb as films have them out to be. Avatar: The Last Airbender series and Batman the animated series are good examples of kid's shows that has silly moments but wasn't playing down to kids. It took the audience more seriously and proved that kids could handle some logic and emotion.

  • I think that the game Streets of Rage also influenced 3 Ninjas.

  • one of the kidnappers looks like Chris Pontius

  • lol more buffets than ninja training

  • "cake" is short "Piece of cake."

  • @DJman601 I'm sure he's aware of that. But, really, who says 'cake' to replace 'Piece of cake', or 'easy'?

    Really, movie? Really?

  • haha I totally agree with u critic, now its time to... review sequels of that movie

    MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, poor critic :)

  • Lol I laughed so hard at the part 03:28-03-37 :D:D

  • 8:50 Also applies to several Star Wars characters.

  • 4:57 Clear opprotunity for Portal jokes.

  • @Andrewnuva199 ditto :D

  • I hate this movie now, but back then I loved this movie. I loved the masks and the idea of three young brothers being martial artists.

  • 1:08.; Where do you get the glass shattering effect?

  • You know, it wouldn't  have killed them to at least make the mom Asian!

  • I think they meant..."PIECE OF cake"

  • Remember these are kids films, not films starring award winning actors. They're aimed at kids, not adults.

  • I love this because the- Stuffed Cabages!- nostalgia critic is awesome!

  • 5:25 What does Rocky step on? That's easy; he steps on a platform that's blocked by a bully so you don't see it.

  • @petercharleskrug actually I think they were goin by the gliding of ninja awesomeness theory.

  • 3:22 So...why doesn't the father just shoot him? No wonder the guy keeps getting away.

  • @petercharleskrug well the guy in the copter shoots at him.

  • Naruto is more ninja than 3 ninjas its a fact.

  • @qpboii2k9 Naruto is weeaboo garbage. Also, it sucks shit.

  • mmmm.. stuffed cabbages

  • @qpboii2k9 that is the truth, and you know it :D

  • hahah i remember these movies! Kick Back was the best!

  • @qpboii2k9 naruto sucks shit, really, it has nothing to do with ninjas.

  • Why do you always review shitty kid movies which were made specifically to target children under 10. Yea they suck now but when your 5 theyre fuckin awesome. There are plenty of shitty grown up movies you could review dude

  • 3 Ninjas = 10 / 10

  • @qpboii2k9 still, no ninja army

  • look, a faggot in the top rated comments :O

  • How did they manage to get three sequels? I'm surprised they actually made enough money of this film for one sequel, let alone 3!

  • This movie could have used the Jaquio! GIVE ME THE STATUE, RYU HAYABUSA! HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • Oh man, when will people learn that ninjas are about as useful as Yahoo's spam-filter when in groups of more than 10?!

    If you want a ninja to be dangerous, either send him in alone, or put him in a small group. It's the universal law of ninjas: If they are in a large group, you can bet they will be as good at fighting as the stormtroopers were good at aiming!

  • A friend of mine a long time ago tried to get me to watch this movie. Good thing I didn't want to watch it.

  • LOL i really want to start using "cake" as a phrase now

  • maybe he jumped on the black kids fat belly

  • The grandfather is Mr. Myagi?! NO!! Or is he a clone?

  • You didnt mention the end part where the guy in red pajamas (forgot the name) gets SHOT.

  • Ur asking WAY 2 much of a kids-tweenage film which was actually good. U act like it shuda been an Oscar contender. Its jus 4 KIDS!!!

  • @WhiteMagicEnygma You do realize this isn't the real NC, right?

  • The Cake is a lie

  • Jellybeans, they're my one weakness!!

  • "So stupid enough" lol

  • 4:55, yeah critic. As in "piece of cake"? Looks like another F**k up for your next list! lol seriously though, what was he thinking? He really never made the connection? Or was he just one joke short and thought no one would notice? The reviews great and I love NC and all, but I'm just saying. 

  • @simpsonman956 dosent make much sence if your to lazy to say pice of...

  • @MetalInstrumentals That's the way slang is, it's a series of phrases that are based off other phrases that should be easy to say, but aren't, so they come to be by simply saying the orignal phrases in a more relaxes way. "Cake" it probably just some kind of slang that never caught on or something.

  • I THINK they say "kay"...but...that's not very intimidating.

  • As if this wasn't bad eneough they made sequel to this movie. God help those poor production who were forced into that hell.

  • haha the fat bully was in "Boys in da Hood"

  • @DaBearsManiac That was a good movie :)

  • when he casually throws the DVD case and it makes a huge crashing sound...brilliant. wait, why does he even own the damn thing?

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  • I loved this movie as a kid. Now I see it's pretty stupid

  • Surprisingly enough 3 Ninjas actually did well at the Box Office, I think what attracted movie goers was probably the fact that no one back then had really tried a cross-breeding of two different previous movie formulas before...case in point they keep saying its a cross between TMNT and Home Alone. So I guess people thought "Cool never seen a movie do that before"...but that is my theory.

  • Asian joker kicks ass

  • @cod4536984 Agreed, he should have been a serious ninja movie, losing in that battle was so undignified for him :(

  • Ha ha ha Throws cover. (smash!)

  • Apparently back then all the main characters in kids films had to be 100% white

    Wow, they really put an emphasis on diversity, they even interacted with a asian man and a black kid, like, twice... sad.

  • The best you can do is cock. Enough said. ;-) And who's making fun of who?

  • @iansheng oh now i get it, you are one of those gay philipinos from that beauty pageant contest video, thats why the only thing you can say is cock, because you love it so much you cant stop saying it, now everything makes sense :D

  • @drag117 Um, what in the world are "philipinos"? HAHAHAHA! That's like saying "amerykhuns" or "Jupunish"! HAHAHAHA! Where do you get these words? Your love for the half-lings' cock has clearly slowed your mind! :) It's amusing that you'd use the "call em gay" card to defend yourself. If anything makes any sense around here, it's you're probably just some idiot who tries to pass of as smart but really isn't. Well, cocks do that to you...so I don't blame you. ;)

  • @iansheng lolz, you are really angry, anyway, filipines or however the fuck that shitty country name is suck monkey balls (and you know it :D), and try saying something better than "oh you like cock cause i eat shit bla bla bla" try harder next time N00B

  • @drag117 If you look back and read all the comments I made about you (which are all true, by the way). You'll discover that I haven't said anything new since the beginning! Wow, it looks to me like I DON'T have to try harder to get anything out of you at all. :D

    Oh, by the way, the "Philippines" IS a shitty country. I agree with you 100%, but it doesn't mean you love cock any less!

    Oh, I do this for the lolz! I hope you are, too. ;)

  • @iansheng <--- Unsuccessful Troll Is Unsuccessful, cmon kid dont you have anything better to do? like killing yourself? or better yet, getting out of the closet, cause as we all have seen you love cock, you always talk about it in your comments, its more than obvious that you love cock, you love it so much you talk about it all the time cause you cant get it out of your mind, so if you are gay its your problem, dont post it on the internet cause nobody gives a shit ;D

  • @drag117 But you see, this IS a successful troll. The mere fact that you give it your time of day while trying to look all mature (by calling me "kid", despite the fact you don't know my age, what's up with that? XD) is downgraded by the fact that you just couldn't ignore this post like any real mature person would do. So your "I'm mature but I'm gonna call you names anyway" defense is pretty ironic (read: you're a moron and it shows!) So, you fail. ;)

    Dragqueen117? Lolz!!

  • @iansheng *FACEPALM* so your comment is shit after shit after shit, how original, and dragqueen? really? looks like you have never heard of the rifle Dragunov SDF, but how could you, after all you are a retard :D

  • @drag117 Does not compute. Not knowing what a rifle equals being a retard. Your ability at logic astounds me! Who're you kidding? You're comebacks are lame. You see, the whole point of this whole thing was to see how well you'd react to aggression. And mind you, you're not really all that impressive at defending yourself. You can pretend all you like, but cock-lovers like you are easy to spot (and fun to attack!)

    And who says "facepalm" anymore? You're a 13-year old kid, aren't you? :/

  • @iansheng lol, trolls are so funny, specially when they try to offend with shitty 5 year old insults rofl, just keep em coming, im laughing my ass of watching at you try >xD

  • @drag117 Wow people seem to hate you don't worry i'll be your friend. HAHAHA no not really.

  • @USAForLife2057 i spell it like this: FUCK YOU :D

  • @drag117 It's Ok, my...acquaintance, your obviously angry do to your inability to give in to your blatant homoerotic feelings and are simply taking it out on me, sadly I am not gay so you'll have to look for someone else's hairy butt to stick you admittedly small penis in, for I am not interested.

  • @USAForLife2057 you homo? no homo >XD

  • @drag117 You must think I'm typing this stuff looking like the a pissed Incredible Hulk! Sorry to disappoint, but I'm laughing my ass off, too --from reading your replies that get lamer by the second! And what's up with the made-up statistic? Insults that are 5 years old? I'm pretty sure you're blowing this out of your ass. You have a 5-year old's penis and loves the cock! <--See? I can do it, too!

  • @iansheng now i remember, i said naruto is a piece of fucking whore shit (and it IS) and then you started bitching, LMAO, narushit fanboys are so funny, keep trying noob xD

  • @drag117 Let me guess a DBZ fanboy is you?

  • @USAForLife2057 no, naruto is just a piece of shit :D

  • @drag117Swearing =/= wit.

  • @USAForLife2057failing much

  • @drag117 Ho ho ho! You see, I wrote a bunch of other words as well, but all you could concentrate on was the homosexual stuff. I rest my case! :D

  • @iansheng hmmm no, not offended yet, try harder retard, maybe if you take your head out of your ass you may be able to reply something intelligent :)

  • @drag117 The amount of hate you have absorbed due to your idiotic comments is astounding, you'd think with all these people flaming you, you might consider "gee maybe I was wrong" but nope, you're far too arrogant to come to that sort of conclusion. Also you suck dicks.

  • @USAForLife2057 we all know you suck dicks, dont have to say it :/

  • @drag117 I guess your tiny brian has trouble telling the difference between 'I' and 'you', not surprising, since the only wit you display is making stupid emoticons and cursing like a twelve year old who just discovered swear words.

  • @USAForLife2057 so, you have a tiny brain and you are a 12 year old dipshit, who gives a shit?

  • @drag117 Sorry I forgot you can't read.

  • @USAForLife2057 hahahahaha, your replys make apic lols :D

  • @drag117 epic*

  • @drag117 It's "spic" not "apic" fail.

  • @USAForLife2057 lol, you are REALLY desperate, just for the fact that you called me "spic", thats what i was talking about, EPIC lolz :D

  • @drag117 Cool story bro.

  • @USAForLife2057 <--- desperate, EPIC lolz x2 :D

  • @drag117 Sure kid sure.

  • @USAForLife2057 kid? LMFAO, you try to look mature by calling me kid but you fail epicly at it, its so funny :)

  • @drag117 Now you're just being silly. :) It's hard not to find a bigger retard here than you. ;) Don't take your frustrations from lack of cock on me, "kid". :D ROFL!

  • @iansheng wow, you never get tired of being an epic fail :p

  • @drag117 Wow, your comebacks have been pretty lame of late. Suddenly ran out of creativity? Lack of cock really does takes its toll on you! Sad. :P

    Don't pretend you know the definition of the word "epic", either. Judging by your use, you clearly don't. School, okay? XD

  • @iansheng so all you say in your comments is about that i didnt went to scholl (an obvious lie) and just keep saying that you love cocks, yeah, and im the one with lack of creativity? oh the irony! xD

  • @drag117 What's this? A sudden cry for intelligence? Could it be? Say it isn't so! Is the world coming to an end?! Actually, if you were half as smart as you try to appear (now THAT is an obvious lie), then you'd realize that I was merely saying you DID go to school, BUT your years in the establishment have been quite fruitless so I merely suggested that you need to STAY in school a decade more (twice even!) "I didnt went to scholl" is evidence enough. Get back to school and learn something! :D

  • @iansheng damn!, you are so stupid you dont even know a keyboard can break making accidental typos, i shouldnt pick on a retarded like you, but its so funny watching at you try, do something better next time ianshit, maybe asking someone else to write the insults for you, cause you couldnt offend my 8 year old cousin, anyway thanks for making me laugh :)

  • @drag117 Oh by the way, you MIGHT want to research the word "IRONIC" a little more. To avoid further embarrassment, you understand? :P

  • @iansheng by the way i used "irony" not "ironic", what happens? you cant read? or is just your advanced down syndrome again? >XD

  • @iansheng LOL, i will have to start making comments with your stupidity level cause looks like you cant see what people mean on their comments, oh well, its not like you can THINK =/

  • @drag117 Now that's rich. This coming from a guy who can't spell to save his life. Even if you could spell it right (with help, LOTS of help) you couldn't even use the words properly. This is a fine example of an idiot calling someone else an idiot. But I guess it takes one to know one, right? Silly, degenerate. ;)

  • @drag117 been*

  • @drag117 thats pretty offensive... :l

  • @VermillionDX "he" is pretty gay 

  • @drag117 What's funnier is that you probably are a kid, judging from the way you type. :) Be sure to use spell checker and listen to your teachers in school, okay? That's a good boy! Sit? Stay! Good boy! :D

  • @drag117 Somebody's grumpy! What's the matter? Didn't get any cock today? It's almost Christmas. I'm sure you're bound to get one! :D

  • @drag117 Hmm...let's see. You pretended to be mature, cool, intelligent, AND straight (bullshit)! Let's see which one was spot on...Wow! None of them! :) NOW you're trying to pretend not to be offended! Based on the pattern....you're blowing this up your ass (in case you didn't understand, that means you're lying). ;)

    Plus, USAForLife2057, said it better than I ever could. Try to be smarter in your replies next time, okay?

  • @iansheng nope, not yet, cmon ianshit do something smart, like,maybe, think, that should be good to start, after all you are a retard so it must be very hard to use your brain (if you borned with one xD), so FAIL :D

  • @drag117 Hahaha! BORNED with one? Hahahaha! I don't even have to do anything, dudette. You make yourself look stupid! XD Did they drop you while you were a baby or something? And then HE calls me fail? Hahahaha! Sorry, I wasn't BORNED with one! Hahahaha! Omg, this is too funny!

  • @iansheng nice one, dudette.....

  • @iansheng dont tell me the story of your life, i dont give a shit about it , btw you are BORING, at first was funny watching how stupid and full of shit you are but its getting old :/

  • @drag117 I also think it's funny that you're desperately trying to convince everyone that your some kind of master of puppets, who wanted a negative reaction from everyone. What you don't realize is that you come across less as the suave, cool, cigar smoking intellectual, and more like someone who just got pansted and is now trying to convince everyone that they're the ones who look foolish. Give it up you're just embarrassing yourself.

  • @drag117 Oh no. You're not getting off so easily this time. You see everybody makes typos one time or another, BUT you actually made a sentence that has no redeemable qualities whatsoever! XD This is pure gold, you know why? Because I finally have PROOF that you are really stupid not just on the internet, but in real life as well! BORNED will forever be in my dictionary of stupidity! And nothing you say will make you even look smart at all! Borned? Really? Have you ever gone to school before? :D

  • @iansheng you are so fucking boring, looks like you dont have a life, or a job or anything like that, cause im sure the only thing you do all day is post shit on the internet trying to offend people with your lame "insults" doing it for the lulz but failing at it, try something intelligent next time, maybe then you could stop failing at life :)