L'arche de Noé (Noah's Ark) - 1928 - Michael Curtiz

[qiay]

One of most amazing pieces of film ever! Thank you.

[yavigaaz]

This scene is even more horrifying knowing that it was real.. Thank you Cracked.com!

[Kari166]

F*CK Michael Curtiz.

[wicketyspickety]

JOHN WAYNE YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

[revolt1492]

had I been an extra in that movie and survived I'd have drowned Michael Curtiz in his toilet

[zinx50]

So snuff films DO exist, hmm

[ACornyCrayon]

@zinx50

Hey, yeah, I never actually though of that! I've read somewhere that snuff film do not exist, but when you look at the (actual!) body count of some hollywood oldies, one might beg the differ.

[sickweirdo]

Wow, these old movies werent fucking around. When you see people die they actually die. Wonder if Saw would make more sales if they killed the actors on screen.

[fenriz218]

A visionary director!

Some of the modern directors should take their lesson from this old-school - how much money could have been saved on films like "300" on special effects, if only the blades would have been a little sharper and the rocks less CGI? Or how much more epic would "Titanic" have been, if only they had torpedoed the whole crew somewhere in the north atlantic?

[fenriz218]

I'd want to direct a remake!

I'd cast them all: Tom Cruise, Charlie Sheen, Angelie Jolie & Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, a cameo of Justin Biber ... but I'd use way more water!

[TimThomason]

@fenriz218 You'd get the biggest names, plus you'd save on the multi-million dollar salaries. A win-win for the studios and the moviegoing public.

[ImJustSayin2014]

D:

[busessuck1]

my thoughts are with the japanese people during this terrible disaster

[Ninjistic]

cracked hurr durr

[Quionic7]

Hope Michael Curtiz burns in hell.

[Patchmagic88]

People got fucked up!

[EdTheDragonSlayer]

cracked anyone?

REAL people died in this scene, u know? :P

[Useless2112]

MOTHERFUCKING CRACKED ALL UP IN THIS BITCH