Borat in Melbourne, Australia

[bigdaddyvisceraXXXL]

what did borat say when the woman said "im sorry my husband wont agree" early in the video

[mrblondee]

@bigdaddyvisceraXXXL

"No problem I can negotiate with him."

[AKgooner92]

This guy has the best fuking job in the world !!!!

[JNSslipknot1017]

put nother crustation on barbeque

[THEmattyj162]

"....I have no connection with Mr. Cohen, and I fully support my government's decision to sue this jew."

[spider6600]

good morning gentlemen and prostitutes

[wirechair]

he has to e so brave to talk in front so many people so many time without getting nervous to the point that he can't be himself

[BaxorUpGreat]

Fucking Borat Idiotic jokes for idiots

[p616arsley]

@BaxorUpGreat Don't be bitter. Everyone see's where you're from so you come out butthurt.

[tibherius]

@BaxorUpGreat and we have a winner en uptigh ass

[pascalown]

the red hair pubes are worth more than dimonds ahahahha love this guy

[UnknownGenius01]

What did he say? In my country we can only make romance in another man on __________ ?

[mrblondee]

@UnknownGenius01

the Feast of Shurik.

[UnknownGenius01]

@mrblondee

Thanks for the reply. What's the Feast of Shurik?

[mrblondee]

@UnknownGenius01

Google is your friend.

[Selfhealer22]

His message to Uzbekistan is the best bit haha

[fefiss86]

@xssniiperx nobody wins a war

[MultiPartyboi]

hahahahahhaahahahah

[wrldeye12]

brilliant, borat is a gift to the world

[showzao]

this guy is a gift to the world him acting as ali g is sooooo funny also and also him as bruno :) hahaha he is brilliant

[lamorkovka]

@wrldeye12

The scenes supposedly filmed in Borat's Kazakhstani village were actually filmed in an impoverished Roma village of Glod in Romania. Poverty-stricken villagers were offered between $3.30 and $5.50 to bring animals into their houses and perform other humiliating acts. The villagers (none of whom knew English) were told that they were being filmed for a documentary on village life.

[wrldeye12]

@lamorkovka he payed them? he's better than I thot

[Donkeyn00b]

@lamorkovka nobody gives a shit, it's better for them to get $3 for getting filmed and called Kazakhs than for them too starve isn't it?

[mememememe1980s]

The Communist comment was aimed at Orca, the man with the face of an asshole....

[TheSuperAstro]

"Vagin fur... some of the strongest in the world.. very durable... can be used to clean pots and pans and can be neated into ceremonial scars for children" rofl

He says all that staying all serious, what a genious.

[1984dw]

ali g was brill so was borat bruno not the same but still funny as fuck he takes comedy to a new level watch the film when he goes huntin or doin karate with dildos brilliant

[tmos222]

Lol, this is way funnier than the new "Bruno" shit he is doing

[CollingwoodLakersAB]

No bruno is still very funny none of his shit gets old.

[leon6266]

hahahah lol how could u not to laugh soooo fking funny

[TheXcessiv]

so funny... he is such an idiot

[Zif66]

fuckin asshole, he is not from Kazakhstan, he is fuckin jewish, he even doesn't speake kazakh lenguage, when he talking about Uzbekistan, its like propaganda, its like discrimination...

p.s. i'm not from Kazakhstan

[skubesnaps]

You are a fucking idiot

[orkoillusion]

Very cheap jokes!!! Everyone can talk shit, nothing special. same thing again and again.....absolutely rubbise.

[dickson0487]

Strange... I am Pole but I can understand what he is saying at 7:37 :D

[sami123465]

What he say? lol

[xReventonx]

LOL

[ivelostmypjs1]

i bin to melbourse....and i hated it...Brisbane is the best

[ivelostmypjs1]

MELBOURNE* sorry spelling error

[orca110011]

im 28 and I think your mobs down under are a bag of ignorant racists that stole an entire generation from the natives and do thinks your own fucked up way.

Id hate to spend a dollar in your desert shit hole of a country.

Btw I dont even fucking care to speak what youvew started to call it down under, and what you name your cities.

[39648217]

mate, youre the ignorarant fuck you have no knowledge of Australian history, fuck off you insignificant piece of shit, have manners and get your facts straight!

[orca110011]

369,

There is no such thing as australia, a gold hungry mob beat up innnocents living in peace and start calling it whatever the god damned bull crap sounded is what it is: you fucking hole of an ass.

YOU get your facts straight motherfucker, those gun toting cowards stole an entire gen. of babies from indigenous peoples so they could live in peace that noone is gonna come running to fuck them.

Thats what happened.

[WWEntrancemusic]

Aboriginals had 80 million years to evolve...

The fact that they were conquered by the modernization of western society didn't surprise me, because if it didn't happen in 1788, it would of soon enough...

There's only so far that rocks & spears can go against guns and civilization...

[orca110011]

WWE, it has nothing to do with time.

Murder and loot will still be murder and loot. But the fact remains that it was committed, for example nothing hapened in Ethipia lets say, why, coz theres no gold there.

Surprise or not, I hope it disgusts you all the same.

[mathewmanson000]

So true.

[Mo0nBugGy1]

70 % of Abo's taken was becuase of neglect and their own welfare. Atleast take the time to look at the facts before spewing your crap over here. Any way your indain, your the most hated people on earth. How does it feel to know that not only white people hate you but aslo everyone else?

[orca110011]

Mo0nBugGy1,

You piece of shit, Im an american living there and Anguilla.

Oh and by the way Ive found more love here.

Come on out, from your retarded mosque or in case youre an inbreeder from down under... and get your ass whipped.

Aussies are the ones despised everywhere (or mslims-if that helps you) for being educated and deliberate marauders/ people eaters. Opportunistic hordes.

[Mo0nBugGy1]

Hahahah your American!

Thats even worse!

You think Muslims hate us? I have atleast 5 close muslim mates, all of which HATE America. Your shit out of luck mate, im a peacefull person but if people start making up bullshit about my people I get a little bit pissed off, as you would too. So lets stop arguing and make peace.

Take care.

[mrrrxxxxx]

go fuck kangaroos, 39648217! The Chinese are telling YOU to get out of Australia hahaha cunt!

[orca110011]

:) hail !!

[mememememe1980s]

what a communist

[orca110011]

fuck u stutterass

[hillexallen]

Communists are awesome.

[RaulForPresident]

put another crustacean on barbaque

GADAY MAAAT!

[VBackseatRomeoV]

I think Borat goes overboard with the woman/genital jokes. They're funny, but he says them like every 2 seconds.

The one about the catapult was way funnier than most of the other ones.

[Corrupt140]

Brilliant :D

[lauriehammy]

G'dah mate, gdah mate !

[lauriehammy]

He's actualy really funny. We are big fannys of him haha

[RaulForPresident]

he just jokin this bloody woman is overeacting

[euripides22]

lmao

[SoccerAnth]

whats with all the melbourne hate....little jealous are we.dont blame you.best city in oz.

[notterdam101]

real idiot

[hax0Rzz]

lol they remember NOTHING

[Kapacs]

omg that ending was better than the vajin hanging like the sleeve of wizzard

[nath657]

"G'daaa mate i speak like australian person, put another crustacean on barbeque" That opening had me in stitches for ages, so funny!

[Stevemaizuru]

Interesting.Why were there more camera flashes in Melbourne than Sydney? Is it that Melbournians deperate for attention? In Sydney, the only global city in Australia, Borat's visit is just a routine fly-by.Nothing special, nothing worth 345 flashes in one interview

Enjoy your limelight Melbourne

[Haydenxs00p]

Wow steve, did a Melbournian touch you when you were a child? Well you keep that hate alive and we'll let just let the Storm thrash every one of you teams.

[N8bee83]

hahahaha sydney.....hahahahaa....hahaha­ha sydney......hahahahahahaha

[hbk47]

Lol, does it really matter? CAMERA FLASHES?!

Enjoy Borat instead.

[HackTh3Planet]

hahaha Im not american, or australian...But you obviously are the one desperate for attention....why are you counting camera flashes? haha that is pathetic..

[Stevemaizuru]

Melbourne? so what? Sydney is the only city in Australia

[thedoogebag]

funny as haha.

[ImaTWAZZOCK]

He is English hahahaha to rest of world ... Go England gooooo.. We have the funniest people on earth... that came out wrong..ooops

[stealthunter14]

"g'day mate g'day mate put another crustacean on barbeque"

lmao!

[webaroos]

It's not funny when it's too obvious, crotch humour is for lame brains, anyway, coming to Australia to flog an "in your face movie" doesn't work, Borat might titter the yanks with this patter.

[hooliganarfza15]

go borat

[Tulipp56]

I have never seen anyone stay in character as well as Sasha, without at least breaking a bit....he is a doll!

[Kidyjim]

This version is Cut. The Original is 20 minutes long. Much more funny.

[tiffantasky]

pubs r worth more than diamonds in kazhastan hahaha

[lezginka07]

very funny but kazakhstan is actually a nice place. his dreamin bout boratistan. if u liked this clip u will like this too:

/watch?v=URBrEfu-c9g

[lauriehammy]

gday maaaaaahhhhhhhhht  hahaha

[alexhamaliuk]

"i do not know how he recognized me as it was through a hole in the wall" hahahha

[4everdanecook]

Good morning gentlemen and prostitutes =))

[kmk840]

this funy as hell

[actyme]

this dude it so talented... O.O hilarious! XD

[MrOz07]

What a Wanker !!

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

and you HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOUR!!

[s4119292]

Excellent spelling

[angelalert]

ok kinda funny

[SuperOwns]

Borat Totaly Rocks Dudes

Try watching the one of him in sydney as he says you can go to his house and my mate went there and asked him and he said no

Joking.

[kevork72]

so talented

[grbesa6]

very nice how much lol

[fridastrand]

i think i'm gonna die now xD

[tigerbreathe]

wow!

[hayley3005]

i love this its so funny

[onefinalhit]

i wish i was there

[pimpmyteen]

Borat,we in Uzbekistan have received your message. Thank you very much!

[ShadyDarkLady]

I don't know how he can be Borat and NOT laugh! He's a genius!

[theyounge]

Borat is a legend!!!!

Guy Davis is a legend!!!!

Mr Blonde is a legend!!!!

Keep up the good work...

[angelalert]

lol