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  • has he peed himself

  • @animeshadowninja says the WoW butt baby that lives at home with mommy still. Grow a pair little boi.

  • lol!!

  • lol i saw this on my halo 3 and was gunna put it on utube. looks like u beat me to it.

    funny wnking brutes 4 eva

  • Now i know what brutes do when nobody's watching.

  • Chief:hey brute get ready for bat.......... -_-

    Brute:oh hey cheif (better rip off my dick by masterbating like crazy so he doesnt notice).

    Chief:.....-_-

    Brute:ahhhhhhhh

    Chief:*runs away*

    Brute:okay ill just walk away like nothing happened

  • leave him alone hes masterbaiting

  • Eh Heh, prostate problems

  • hes touching it

  • he really needs to stop pissing weird!

  • lol y dont u go up and beat down his dick

  • he's peeing!Give him some privacy people!!!Just kidding!

  • ...Wow

  • That's hilarious

  • its called "masterbruting"

  • what...the...fuck?

  • Looks like he's peeing

  • Interesting Brute spare time activities....

  • masterpeeing

  • materbate, peeing....materpeeing??? nooo don't tell me, MASTERCHIEF!!!

  • He's peeing and whacking off

  • what lv is it on

  • the ark

  • wtf that was really wierd and retarded and funnny

  • omg masterpeeping thats masterbating+peeping

  • was he peeing or was he messing with his dick

  • @dragonred40001 HE WAS MASTERDEBATING!

  • @dragonred40001 do aliens hav dicks?

  • is tht real!??!

  • ya its real, i found this along time ago. just gotta sneak up on him if ur not on theater.

  • No no no... Chuck Norris round house kicked the game causing weird things to happen.... trust me... u wouldn't want to see master chief tee-bagging Cortana now would you? (no wait you would) 0_o

  • lol! xD , was he peeing !? :P

  • when peeing aliens happens lol

    if he was peeing was he doing it on a wall or peeing on someone? XD

  • @SegaMario

    He is peeing, i've seen him but if you go to close he'll spot u

  • hmmm..... i think his penis was caught in the fly of his armor

  • haha wow. that is the best blowjob moves ever ! haha! jumping , swinging . damn!

  • LMFAO

  • well, he must hasv cumed hared, lol

  • lol he just walks off another comes in and screams whered the fuck the piss come from all over my damn shoes lol =P riot comendy sketch ongoing

  • in halo 2 theres a level with a brute taking a piss

  • he was having fun for the last time before the chief killed him

  • lol i saw a flood brunte do that too.

  • he was not pissing he was jacking off

  • @esbnmsj, so damn true

  • maybe he's writing on the wall with his piss? or maybe its just a violent spider bite on the balls....or maybe his balls just itch...yeah...i think that last guy is right.....i do that somtimes....honestly i do......

  • thats definetly not a piss, but looks like hes trying to scrath his balls but the armors too tight. thats my guess.

  • wtf its a fuckin pissing brute u dick head

  • lol

  • too much inmormation

  • Thats too much movement for peeing

  • ROFL brute:aaaa thats better me: WTF ARE YOU DOING BRUTE!!!!! brute nothing nothing just looking at the magazine me: let me see it brute ok me: ................... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hes not peeing hes "having a break"...... nah hes just touching himself =)

  • takes a piss

  • He needs to piss guve him privacy

  • hes taking a leak. lol

  • The Greatest Fighter to have Ever Lived 2.0 (Fedor / Фëдор)

  • Just knock him out !

  • IS THAT HARDCORE OR WAT!!

  • Lol hes pissin, idc what you guys say. Hes pissin lol, he even zipped up his pants.

  • lol an ich or peeing??? LOL!

  • he is not peeing. he just has an ich

  • he should get a public masterbaiter trench coat...

  • lmao if u have 2 go u have 2 go

  • lmao where is that

  • guy: THIS IT NOT A TIME TO TAKE PISS!!!

  • looks like hes fixing himself

  • lololol

  • Masturbating!! XD

  • hes peeing not messing with him self

  • what the fuck was he doing

  • lol hes jerkin off aw thats just wierd

  • this is actually an easter egg

  • WTH!!! LMAO

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA TOOK ME A WHILE TO SEE BUT NOW HAHAHAHAH I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!! LOL!(he should realy do it in private.....)

  • i cant spell my name no more or wait

    there we go

  • lol thats funy

  • he was jerkin off lol XD

  • hahaha funny he was on the bathroom

  • where is he

  • he's in the room that you walk into that has all the sleeping grunts and he's in a corner near the door

  • You should have throwed a sticky or a spike grenade on his crotch when he was finished that's what i always do.

  • lol

  • lol jacking off to Marge Simpson as usual I see!!!

  • Brute:man!!! i told mom not to make me wear this steel clothes ,now look the f***ing zipper is stuck

  • lol!

  • lol. check out the spot where he was aimin his wacker and youll get a surprise...

  • lol he gave heads

  • he was takin a piss but he cudnt stop movin :D

  • is he masturbating or is he taking a piss

  • ive taken pisses that good before

  • masturbating??? lol good vid

  • lol that was sooooo funny rofl

  • i couldent stop laghing becaus that is rare and funny HA

  • his zippers stuk on something! i wunder wat

  • when you gotta go, you gotta go :P LOLZ

  • lol!!! what stage is this?

  • cool

  • fff

  • looks like he got his codpiece stuck

  • if you see him he was peeing....and kill him with a pistol and look at that spot and youll see pee !!!!!!1

  • or cum RobloxLogin

  • O-o

  • he was enjoying his life untill it was over....

  • HeH

  • wat is he doing getting a blowjob

  • no hes not messin wit himself hes peeing

  • hes peeing all over the walls

  • hes either masturbating or his zipper is rusty

  • (-_-)

  • WHahaha WTF XD!!!

  • dude hes taking a wize everyone knows that if u read the books it talks about master chief and killing them in there sleep and one whli he is pieing newbs

  • Sorry but, did you type "pieing"?

  • lol

  • Wow busting a nut while in game play

  • He is on Mushrooms.. The wall is having a Dance off with him..

  • haha lol

  • hes taking a major piss  XD

  • hes defintly playing with himself.

  • hes peeing

  • zipping up his zipper???

  • its obvious!, he's trying to find his balls

    X3

    xD

  • for most of the time the belt was stuck and when he got it off he blasted acid pee on the wall and it disolved and then he said "job well done"

  • 1.hes masterbaiting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. wiggling his balls as if its sum kind of switch

    3. hes trying to rip his balls off

  • lol, it actually looks like hes playing DDR.... LMAO the brute is a traitor!

  • invisible DDR mixed with master(chief)bation

  • hes masterbating!!!

  • is he masterbating

    playin sudoku on the wall with his piss?

    rofl

  • lol piss his name on the wall XD

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • hmmm somthing like... ( that elite babe was so hot...wtf?!?!?!!? wats goin on in my pants! i feel the notion to grab that motion!!! w000t w000t) somthin in that area .......yea somthing like that.......that weirdo

  • brute: my balls itch... damn... armour...

    master cheif: here, lemme releive you! BANG!

  • rooooooooooooooofl

  • this is the brute peeing easter egg i think

  • where is this

  • halo 3 the ark, when you kill the scarab and enter the building at the top

  • that must be one stuborn zipper

  • no.... brutes have two dicks so he was jerking off

  • Hahaha, either he's takin a piss as previously mentioned. or he is jacking of like a fuckin champ!

  • Naw, dude, he's pissing, if you let him finish - his rather long piss - you can see him "zipping up" lol... and I'm sure someone's going to give me crap for being so observant...

  • aw what a relief

  • hahahaha hes writing brute #10000293248753987 his name

  • ...he is taking a piss....

  • Maybe he's dancing to his favorite song?

  • ok he is masterbaiting or rellly horny!

  • Or your just sick minded and he's taking a piss.

  • the brute is peeing, its in the lvl "the Ark" i think, its the lvl where ur in 2 hornets, and u got to kill the 2 scarabs

  • no, single scarab and 2 skulls, uhh, no hornets

  • he's just showing off his gay masterbating.

  • writing his name on the wall with piss

  • hes pissing

  • hes

    spankin his monkey

    beatin his meat

    yankin his wank

    or any other term for jacking off you can think of

  • um how b0ut masterbating

  • weiner got stuck in the armor zipper

  • that would hurt like hell but it would be funny

  • wow gay brutes

  • Gay Brutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh hes just releasing the pressure ;D

  • micheal jackson dancing

  • hes havin a wank

  • OMG 1

  • it looks like he was peeing then he peed on his hand then he tryed to wach it up

  • dude hes jacking off cant you see

  • hes jacking off lmao

  • Put some effects and youve got the funniest halo 3 shorty ever!

  • dude i so agree

  • LOL he had sum trouble pissin!

    XP

  • hahahaha

  • lol work that body !!!

  • he wasnt pissing...

  • nothing like hitting a pissing man from behind

  • lmfao, pissing

  • lmao!hes taking a peek

  • LOL takeing a leak.

  • is he peein, or humpin, or just doin a grunt???

  • lol this is hilarious

  • "and then I jizzed in my pants"

  • lmao that video is sooo funny its been stuck in my head for the past week

  • hes unzipping hes zipper and peeing

  • taking a leak

  • is he squeezing his lemon? if so count me out! (hehehe little do they know im actually str