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  • strong knowledge of supply and demand...

  • my cars good, only thing that does suck is it has no power steering and during the summer it can overheat a bit because the engine is air cooled :/

    76 VW Beetle

  • Your car isn't that bad, looks comfortable if that was it in the car alarm video you made, if that was mine I'd be thrilled, run it by my mechanic and have him fix it up.

  • man buy a new car. i love your videos, but i'd say people like you are the reason for high fuel prices and all this shit :D

    i guess a small japanese car would be not good enoff for you :D

  • I had a 1986 mazda 323 hatchback, I loved it till I sold it last year, the headgasket blew and the car ran hot, my car was great on gas and took about $15 to fill up and it would last a week or more as long as I did not go up any hills.

  • My father owns an F355.

    It's the only reason I still visit them.

    That and I am the worst cook in the world.

  • i loove you to :)

  • 09 Chevrolet Silverado LT my first vehicle (im 16) its a crew cab with a 5.3L V8 I LOVE IT. 315hp!!!! XD!!! no problems, cept a few import owning friends try to tell me it sucks.. they jealous haha

  • two moths after I bought my car. I love my baby no matter what a very nice car.  A couple moths later the tranny went a 2.5k repair....

  • I used to drive a 96 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Everything that could go wrong with that car did.

    -no air conditioning

    -heat barely worked

    -bad transmission

    -faulty windshield wipers ( they literally would not move)

    -headlights and brakelights went out all the time.

    -Battery problems. I replaced the battery at least 3 times in 2 years. Later found out there was something draining power from the battery.

    Fortunately now I drive an 06 Civic that works great =)

  • my car sucks but

    i drove a murcielago roadster for like week and

    fell in love with that car

    the speed

    the looks

    the attention

    i got like five dates juts for the car (me guy!)

    then came the bill

    so i gave it back

    (sobs) lol

  • haha i drive a 95 Oldsmobile cutlers supreme... well i do when it decides to work for more then a day

  • lol my car is as old as i am :(

    93 honda lx sedan

  • I have a 2006 Honda Civic...... I Love It

  • I drive a 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS. My favorite car. <3

  • HAHA! "Why did my voice just crack?" lol

  • Know what my major car problem is????

    I DON'T HAVE A CAR... =[

  • "I LOVE U" 3:47 hahahhaha

  • is better then a prius =D

  • i got an old clio renault that was made in 1992. someone broke inside one night and stole my cdplayer, so now the driver's door don't close efficiently, i can't listen to any music ( so i sing =D) ans it is beginning to make weird noises... but i love it, it's my very first car!

  • that was hilarious! I LOVED it! I saw it like 5 times!!!!!!

  • this video is not for me > i drive Porche Cariera, and am bored of BMW .. Ill buy a Corvette. My dad wants to ive me a Rollc Royce though..

  • you ought to learn how to spell the name of the car you drive, people will think that you don't own a Porsche Carrera, or have ever owned BMW.. looking forward to a video of the Porsche and Rolls Royce when you get a chance.. haha

  • huh i wasnt paying attention to my spellings. this is not an english class anyways.. And i mispelled the letters too, so its not that i dont know about these cars.. Am bored of cheap cars u guys use

  • let me guess ur drunk and feel like bragging because ur life is pathetic and lonely and u dont have a car did i get it right?

  • lol... get a LSX...

  • I heard Rolls Royce are really nice.

  • u should be a comedian

  • I wanna see some pics of your Cadiii.

    Pleaaase ^^

    BTW, I had a 1989 Toyota Celica ...

    Arrrr ! I miss it :'(

    Damn ...

  • i wanna see a pic of it....lol

  • you crack me up.

    but you kinda remind me of kelso from 'that 70's show'.

  • haha bro i feel you here

    youre the man

  • haha i remember when i was a kid my aunt had this crappy car and we were so embarassed to ride in it cuz anytime we stopped it back fired oh and we had to push it to start it up, so hills were out of the question...the good ol days.....

  • Your hilarious! I love you! xx

    Oh, and when I was younger we had a possesed van. When you put in a CD the sliding door opened even when it was locked, while we were driving!

  • so,, im tempted to ask;;

    whered ya get the mathamatics from??

  • I had a 1990 Dodge Dakota. Drivers side door wouldn't shut, passengers side wouldn't open. No speedometer, no gas gauge. No radio, no emergency break (this becomes important later when my breaks completely go out while I'm going 45 coming up to a red light :|), the heat worked if you rigged it with pennies. Did I mention this death trap was a gift from my brother? I still have to convince myself he didn't REALLY want me dead. :-S

  • Sounds like you should definately try and talk to pimp my ride lol jk

  • Chris, I had an old (1978) Cadillac Seville that registered fuel economy by either a green light (good) and a red light (not so good). I took it in because it just stayed on red. It couldn't be fixed. My new (2008) Cadillac CTS is way better.

  • When you make it big someday, get a new Cadillac... :)

  • haha! i love the endings with the random bloopers =P

    too funny. I'm making it a goal of mine to watch all hundred and something of your videos tonight. I feel like laughing!

  • I had a 92 Buick that I was always breaking down. Oh I had other old junkers but they were cheap to fix. A 92 is not. So I bought an 01 Toyota Corolla. Fourty miles to the gallon on the freeway!!!

  • lol I love it when you Rant!

  • he's trying way too hard

    and can he talk more than 10 seconds without cutting the scene?

  • I was driving the family car for the past few weeks while my Dad couldn't. He decided he was okaky to drive it again (he had surgery) and ended up crashing into a van (everyone was fine) but now I get to take the bus for a good 5 hours a day.

  • You need AAA

  • I hate to tell you Chris, but we all have to have our Cadillac, by that I mean, we all have at least ONE piece of sh%t. Mine was a 77 (showing my age, I know) Dodge Polaris.

  • lmao at "the little engine that can't" (go up hills)! My first car was a piece of crap that required a quart of oil a week, it leaked so bad. It also couldn't go uphill very well, would stall. Turned out the carbeurator lines were clogged so the flow of gas would lessen. Also lmao at how everyone gets outta your way on the road!

  • At one point I had a 1979 Mercury Bobcat (read Ford Pinto). No air conditioning, no power steering, power brakes, no power anything! It was embarassing to be seen in.

  • Hilarious video! One day that Caddy will be a classic.

    I had an '85 Pontiac Fiero and the best way I could describe it was 'temperamental'

  • i have a hell car. and by hell car, i mean that the heat works, but the A.C. doesn't, therefore during the hot days of the summer the heat inside my car is equivalent to the temperature of HADES.

    it also has hail damage, leaks both oil and gas (sometimes, depending on the weather? lol), and when it's cold outside frost builds up on the INSIDE of my windshield and freezes.

  • i drive a bmw and a hummer, ill give u one if u marry me lol

  • One Idea, use car as bullet shield

  • you are so cute! and my car sucks too! i broke the handle on the driver's side door so now i can never get out. :(

  • lmao

  • I don't have a car. That's probably a good thing... :)

  • gas is 1.85... its alll goood.....

  • My car is a 1989 dodge spirit ES, and it's still running perfectly, I think the only "problem" is that it is a little shaky, which personally, every dodge I've been in is. So, not too much of a problem for an 89 model.

  • so, let's see a pic of your car...

  • awesome rant.

    haha. :P

  • Charming, absolutly charming.

    Bravo. A little bit of Chris goes a long way.

    Cheers mate.

  • Ahh! Economics. No, no! Oh, well. Buy a new car?

  • i bought my car brand new and i have had problems with it ever since i bought it! its been in the garage 10 times and its nearly 3 years old now! my car takes about £50 to fill coz our country sucks arse!!! in american dollars thats about 80 dollars!!!

  • Gas is $1.79 now so im lovin it!

    And btw...

    Demand high = Price high

    Demand low = Price low.

    =)

  • gas is $2.50 now... hope your pocket isnt hurting as much as it was a few months ago

  • Up until recently I had an 88 Buick. It ran perfectly, but the power steering didn't work (VERY hard to steer without power steering!) and the seatbelt latch was broken. So the car was basically a death trap!

    I drove it until 213,000 miles, and then somebody STOLE it!!! Maybe someone will steal your Caddy. Here's hoping!

  • I love love Rants! yours are so entretaining! and I feel ya! I had a 1985 vw rabbit (in 2001 lol) and it was a piece of crap, everytime it rained the car didn't start lol

  • i didn't have problems with my car but i had problems with my bicycle. i crashed my bicycle and i broke my leg and now i have 15 metal things in my leg! aaaaahhhhhh

  • hahah :P nice C.

  • You should try and get it on 'pimp my ride'!!!!

  • actually as demand goes up, prices go up as well(because of competition).

    when supply goes up, prices go down.

    so regardless, you getting rid of your car should make prices go down. and im all for that.

  • Hey man...AT LEAST you have a car. I don't even have one and it could be way worse...you could be taking PUBLIC TRANSPOTATION! AHHHHH!!!!

  • *pats Chris on the head*

    There there buddy... *makes call to 'Pimp My Ride' producers*. :)

  • My car had a gas leak a few weeks ago! The rubber pipe thing that leads the fuil to the motor had like a slice in it. When I got into my car and but the AC on full blast the air smelled like gasonline! I was like ok... maybe it'll go away soon. But I ran out of gas on the way home and got stranded in the middle of the street! I had to call my uncle to come help me out! Thank god that the car didnt blow up though...that woulda been bad... lol

  • I use to with my TOYOTA TERCEL 96. But it's been over since I bought a Corolla 05.

  • you know that song by Adam Sandler "Piece of Shit Car"? That song baisically describes my trainwreck of a vehicle x.x

  • lol I had a 81 torana that used to cut out going around corners and also went through a heap of fuel... maybe you should have it crushed into a cube and use it as a coffee table!

  • hey wasnt that music from finding nemo??

  • 91 Dodge Spirit, still going strong!

  • no i drive nissan r33

  • Nope, I drive a Subaru!

  • Paper weights get a lot of usage.

  • omg i totally know what you mean i have a 95 jeep charokee and every time i turn the heater on it makes this really loud skweeky noise and it sounds like its going to break yaaa and mine leaks something too i just dont know what it is lol

  • sorry I meant "that sucks" not "sucks" >.>

  • 1:20

    You're wasting TITS much gas.

  • A much needed rant. I nearly peed myself laughing.

  • wait wait wait...your complaining about a 87 cadillac coup DeVille? DAMN BOY! Ill swap you a '94 ford telstar for that old thing! ROFL! My dream is a Red chev Corvette stingray or a Chev Bell air

  • Maybe not exactly new but something more reliable...

    GO Car Hunting Chris!

    (then make a video about it)

  • my radio doesn't work but i don't think you can compare to yours breaking down on the freeway

  • It's not an old car... it's a retro car.... word.

  • Once again so happy I use my bicycle to go to work, Yay! NO break downs, no oil/gas prices of insanity, no traffic jams Yippee!

  • funny rant. I know my dad's car would sometimes not start at all

  • I drive a Camry, not the most exciting thing on the road but it's reliable. Let us know if you get a new car, for some reason I picture you in a Scion or BMW 3 Series.

  • I use to have a 95 Nissan pathfinder with a reverse sunroof (any by that i mean a big hole in the driver side floor) now i have a 01 Hyundai Santa Fe

  • Hey, at least you have a car. I've been workin' real hard to get one for almost 11 years and still haven't got it. :( I'd love your car!

  • Don't complain... my first "car" was a '69 Ford van in 1986. It had one seat, no radio, and three windows. It did run pretty well but I described it this way... take a piece of white paper, ball it up and put it on four wheels. :) Dad bought it for 250 and sold it for 500 30 some odd years later. lol

  • Youre so cute! hahaha

  • lol i had a citroen saxo and my brakes decided to go when i was doin 100mph thanks the lord for gears XD

  • I don't have a car yet :(

    I'm saving up for a VW Beetle *sigh*

    It's a girlie car, I know LOL

  • You need a new car! Have you thought of e-begging? It worked for sxephil, boh3m3, blunty3000 and spricket24...why not YOU??

  • I don't have any car problems as of this very second but I hope this video hasn't cursed me and that I will go start my car and it will die on me, specifically because I'm in Canada and its getting cold now and snowy... yeah.. :P

  • i used to drive an 84 volvo.. it was older than me!!! =/ now i have a car with a bad engine problem.. oh well! it takes me places!

  • aww i'll ride with you!

    lol...great vid!

  • I drive an 88 Honda CRX. It has 260,000 miles, gets 40 MPG a can beat any thing on the hyway and I LOVE IT!

    But you can't drive it! NO!

  • Yeah I had a POS '96 Beretta, fixed so much stuff on it and shit just kept breaking. So I said "no more" and bought a 2005 Neon. I miss the Beretta but it just wasn't worth it.

  • whats the nath on that? lol

  • haha i dunno!

  • lol

  • i mean math.

  • My car is old and its all rusty, i hope it survives the winter, my mechanic said that the snow from this winter will make a hole in my car, so I will break like the flinstones

  • ill pray for it

  • chris so hot, i wanna suck you off so bad

  • THANKS!...hmmmm

  • I feel bad saying that I love my car... just got a new top for my jeep the kind that is also a sunroof so i don't always have to take the top completely off and new side windows for my half doors. It only gets 14 miles a gallon though so that kind of sucks.

    I use to have the mommy mobile but that sucker had to go! I use to drive that and try to hide at the same time.

  • haha i used to roll to clubs in a minivan...PIMPIN

  • Why do I picture opening the side door and seeing purple crush velvet, a bed, and strobe lights? :P

  • Sell your car. Buy another one. Sorted.

  • haha this was supposed to be funny

  • Hi Chris...

    Seriously do what I did with some of my older cars...we sold them for scrap metal..only got a couple hundred but it was worth it to us to get rid of it...lol

  • i bet i could get more

  • Well you can have my car if you make the monthly payments. $463 a month. I hate the payments! Deal?? It's a 2007. lol

  • what the hell do you drive

  • Nissan Pathfinder V8

  • aw chris! I thought I had car problems before I watched your video! lol You'll have to show us your car sometime. I loved the bloopers on this vid too

  • go to my how to record a song video and youll see it!

  • You can see a better view of it on your Car Alarms vid.

  • Great video.

    It paused for a second to let it buffer and the youtube loading circle went right around your eye, it was actuall yquite funneh. lol.

  • haha funneh huh?

  • lmao.

    you're so awesome

  • thanks elmo!

  • you need to go on PIMP MY RIDE!!!! xo

  • YEAH but those places make your car look EXTREMELY ghetto...which i guess would be fun

  • HAHAHA....I like the way you talk.

  • haha thanks!

  • hey babe, i love you, we're should trade cars

  • haha babe im not sure i want to do that

  • hahahah so fuckn funny

  • haha thanks muff muff

  • yes my car sucks too! , it STOPS out of nowhere but then i turn it back on and it works...so annoying lol

  • hmm its like flipping a coin

  • the car i had leaked oil so bad that i had to put oil in it every day!!! it was so annoying. i had my brakes lock up once, starter go out on it. and then my brother decided to kill it on his way home one night. i loved that darn buick of mine, but now it's sitting in some salvage yard.

  • how much money did you get from the salvage yard

  • um i think $400 i'm not for sure though. i wasn't around when my dad sold it to the salvage yard.

  • I don't have a car cause a) I can't drive cause no one will teach me cause my family's a bunch of jerks & b) I couldn't afford 1 if I could cause no one will hire me. IDK don't ask me why, but I suppose those are rants for another day.

    A really cool car I'd love to have is a 1967 Chevy Impala like the 1 Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki drive around in on Supernatural accept mine would be blue & white.

  • Sorry your car sux, but at least yours isn't being taken cause you can't pay for it like my parents. They haven't been able to find work for 5 mo so they can't afford the payments.

    Another good vid!

    Love ya,

    Tonee

  • I would just like to have Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.haha

  • Yeah me too, stacey! It's really cool that they're both from TX like me too.

  • someone has to hire you somewhere!

  • You would think so Chris, but from what I understand from something I heard my parents say that if you have bad credit, people won't hire you. I have a $10,000+ school loan from 6yrs ago that I haven't been able to pay off cause no one will hire me. If I'd known then what I know now, I never would've went to a commercial college cause they did nothing but lie about the kind of job I'd studied for. It was definately a waste of 9mo.

  • I'm hoping the book I'm writing will sell & if not I got tons of recipes that I've collected since I was 15 & can make recipe books.

  • How to you even make it to work on time? I don't own a fcuked up car but there are buses that jam on the fcuking brakes and my knee rams right into the padded seat and injures my damn knee. It makes me go flying without a damn seat belt and it's a hella of a rough assed ride.

  • haha just strap yourself in!

  • With some guy's pants.

  • change the spark plugs hon. That car has a safety switch built into it so that if your mpg goes below a certain point like when accelerating up a hill while in cruise mode it will auto shut off. I had a similar car it is a bad model year but GM wont disclose that they just expect people to replace them we had it for 10 years it spent 3 years in the auto mechanics garage The car is a computer controlled fuel injection system but still with the old corroborator motor and that is where the problem.

  • yeah i think ill get rid of it instead

  • hhaha :D made me laugh so hard ^^

  • hah good!

  • No, it's brand new actually. But people have dinged it in several places and a rock was kicked up and chipped the windshield, all of which pisses me off to no end.

  • those windsheilds are a pain to fix

  • Maybe take your bucket to the recycling corner...get 10 cents for it...lol

    Before I had my pony I had my frog...

    green 96 pontiac sunfire...it was in great shape when I got it...but it was my first car so use it and abused it!

  • you abuse everythign!

  • we should be thankful for the bigger picture

    we can eat

    we can sleep peacefully

    im sure u can afford another car if u put ur head to it

  • yeah this was just supposed to be funny

  • your car is the same age of myself.

  • haha nice! you can have it

  • instea of being a singer, you should be a stand up comedian. you have lots of material

  • haha yeah im taking a lot of different angles

  • i have a '97 nissan sentra.

    1. the horn doesn't work.

    2. only #4 for the power of the heat or ac works.

    3. the breaks are really squeeky.

    3.one of my hubcaps is missing.

    4. the bumper is almost coming off. its pretty much hanging by a thread.

    yea. pretty much. i hate my car.

    but at least i cannot buy it alcohol.

    lolz

  • nissan is cutting back a lot of production

  • Nope, my car's perfect. an '08 Maybach!

    KIDDING.

    :) swap it for a used honda/toyota! I hear you can find a good one for ~$1800.

  • haha i was about to say! yeah im looking at cars like that

  • My car needs prayer...deep prayer! I think my transmission is about to die...

    *KNOCKS ON A LOT OF WOOD*

    I need to get a new car soon, eff buying a new transmission

  • yeah the car probably isnt worth a new tranny

  • your ripping on your car was hilarious! but seriously get a new car. the amount of money you spend to fix it and buy gas to it will get you a new car :)

    my car is an old Toyota Lancer. It still works fine!

  • i have friends that race lancers

  • modified to become racing cars i'm guessing? :)

  • mine is good so far....

    knock on wood

    but it might konk out this winter

    *sob

  • stick with it! are you going to live?

  • Actually, my car runs great. It's 10 years old, but, still works wonderfully. I have a 98 Buick LeSabre. I don't know if you have ever watched Davidsfarm's videos, but, he ran over a Buick (that had the same engine as mine) with a bulldozer twice and the engine still ran. Gotta love my Buick!

  • ooooh my mechanic is selling one of those

  • omg. my 98 ford contour... the transmission is so booty. i'm just *dreading* waiting the day until it loses a gear!!! :'(

    spent 2600$ to fix a lot of it, and we haven't even touched the tranny. maybe i'll get a yaris!?

  • yeah those yaris's are gas sippers

  • I had a little chevy spectrum 1989 it was primer color and had no back windshield, which you can drive that way in Michigan, but the exaust would leak and it smoked so whenever I stopped at a stop light I had to hold my breath or risk dying. Whenever I got to work I smelled bad. It also had 2 spare donut tires on the front, bald, as a front wheel drive car I would get stuck on pavement..lol Also 2nd gear didn't work so I would get going fast, go into 3rd and go very slow. It was a POS!!