Dorkly Bits: Realistic Sonic The Hedgehog

[UltLuigi1]

sonic:OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT­!!!!

[megaman99880]

tails: sonic, i told you not to eat so many chili dogs before running!

[TheFirerule435]

tails "i can see it now tails the fox"

[MBhalo]

An ad for sonic.......what is irony.

[robert235able]

R.I.P Sonic 1991-1991

[DHAZEDXZ]

if it was realistic, Sonic would've died on impact from that fall...just saying.

[Blaqueharte]

How was that realistic?

[mariotransfan333]

77 more views till 800,000

[sonic2665]

and thats why peapleare scared of rollercoasters

[TheNinja744]

LIKE ITS TO THE GAY

[JT4809]

this explains why grass is always green



[Herobrine286]

@mariobro73 no shit..

[legomotion836]

Sonic ate way to many chili dogs.

[mariobro73]

tails pokes sonic at the end

[MegaIvanify]

0:32 I'd do that to

[polarthebear27]

/watch?v=2j2AF-oqV4w

[grossman152]

u know inertia would liquify sonics inards making him crap his organs

[Sei1863]

more barf than is funny.

[trombgirl]

Definitely not realistic. The color of the puke is all wrong.

[planclops]

If you're going realistic, shouldn't tails eat sonic? I mean foxes eat hedgehogs in the wild so...

[HailTheLulz]

Rape time!

[deathlyfrosbite]

'poke poke poke'

[MrItalianmustard]

It's a talking blue hedgehog, and you're talking about realisticness?

[robertsfunny1995]

Apparently not getting motion sickness is unbelievable, but the fact that a blue hedgehog can run a piss ton of MPH is totally realistic.

[MrRandomTux]

why are you mixing sonic 1 and sonic 2 sprites

[TheMizuPanda]

Since when is vomit green? >.>

[Fractorification]

@TheMizuPanda Cartoon vomit is always green or something of a similar shade.

[Quincydejonge]

@TheMizuPanda since vomit is green

[nightbird1122]

lol go tails

[canUsaythis]

poke....poke

[rangerluigi]

he was mistaken for onion rings

[Quincydejonge]

He's making my ad dirty! >:(

[TheNarutoResengan]

@Quincydejonge SAD FOR YOUUUUUUUU

[over9000ftwbaby]

@TheNarutoResengan Trunks: Daddy???

[neBrettoP]

Man i farted,then sonic started puking kinda strange

[spinemelter2000]

Realistic Sonic would accidentally give people mortal wounds because he's spikey. If he rolled around in a ball and bumped into someone, he could cut them in halves. Actually, he could be walking backwards, and if his back touched a person, they would get a bad cut. There are so many innocent, bystanding humans in the Sonic games now, so I think it will happen eventually.

[darkfinalhazard]

You know you're awesome when you can puke through solid rock

[kinkasuka]

What Tail si doing here? He'll come in the next episode.

[qiaoyulim]

HE FELL INTO THE AD BAR

Positive point:he didn't die XD

[MetroGamerX]

the Ad Bar Censored it,

[trethestar]

good test run sonic now lets take it frome the top.......sonic......you-who..­..hey is knuckels on speed dial

[111ohgod]

Well he would have to test to make sure its safe.

[Videos12273]

If it was realistic then he wouldn't have puked, or get hurt when he landed cause sonic has the landing skills of a ninja!

[JamesTague1]

poke poke

[GroxStarcraft]

poor sonic

[Kalakauai123]

Oh wow...

[SuperSonicFan172]

if thats a realistic sonic, why didnt he break into pieces all over the level when he landed?

[starkiller1289]

@SuperSonicFan172 They already picked that motion sickness would be it.

[ComradeFolski]

Realistic sonic the hedgehog...moves at 0.01 mph and calls it lightspeed.

[ihavenoname651]

Thats right, Tails, you poke dead bodies.

[JDaMac815]

The Green Like Bar is Sonic's Vomit.

[MrRanielchannel]

SONIC STOP PUKING IN MY AD!

[mariofan426]

me whenever i get the flu

[flo2777]

Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.

[MattMarsTV]

Dont worry people! he fell into the ad bar!

[RaineaTrenton]

@MattMarsTV I forgot to click that off too! :)

[SuperSonicFan172]

@MattMarsTV lol



[Gato303co]

@MattMarsTV Totally true !!

[karlh20]

@MattMarsTV ... I thought that was there to censor out the puke scene!

[TRGameGhost]

Anyone up for Gumbo? XDDD

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@Robin1890ful wow...me:*pukes at yo' mom*there I just ruined 2 awesome jokes in 1 line, happy?

[Bittergamer1886]

And there are also so realistic humanoid talking hedgehogs, foxes, springs in the ground, naturally formed half-pipes and loops, along with a mad-scientist with an IQ of 300 shaped like an egg that traps woodland creatures inside metallic machines that are his henchmen. Yep, Sonic puking is the most realistic event happening here.

[ArsonJr9073]

If this were realistic, springs wouldn't work like that....

[GoodVsEvil1314]

@ArsonJr9073 And Sonic wouldn't have survived that fall.

[deathviper321]

dorkly bits: metroid zero fishin

[5up3rp3rs0n]

Gross!

[limozeen64]

Gotta go fast.

[BloodRawEngine89]

God forbid he enters the special stage...

[Annaie123]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!

[ImTotallyAwesome123]

Sometimes I seriously wonder if Dorkly helped with or made Sonic for Hire. The animations are the same, and in one of the Dorkly videos, Tails has the same voice as the Tails in Sonic for Hire. ._.

[shadowjac13]

@ImTotallyAwesome123 Dorkly made it =)

[TheUnknownone17]

@shadowjac13 Really? No wonder I had some kind of sense that is seems familiar,,,

[troy90006666]

loooooooooool

[SweetiepieBear]

poor sonic. he gets sick easily when spun rlly fast and hes not doing it when it happens.

[HaywoodJablowmeJr]

Realistically that fall should have killed him

[TIGRE987xp]

poor sonic

[2001kirby]

response to description: Sonic learned how to swim?

[7XxshadowxX7]

lol *poke* *poke*

[Sly88Frye]

lol! Excessive puking!

[YakkoWarner44]

i don't know which is more painful: that huge fall or all that puking. O_O

[BirdGproductions]

Ewwwwwwww... I was like: Is he finally done?

But you're right: that IS a realistic reaction....

[laurentcamargo]

lol



[oklahomakidz]

brutal...............

[pokemonfan7453]

Whats tails doing there? He doesn't come out until emerald hill zone.

[Blirith]

Omg I would love to have someone puke all over me like that ^^

[RandomTalkingGamer]

@Blirith Ewwww....

[TrustKick]

@tintor2 Correction: he fell THROUGH the ad bar

[y2kblackout]

You gave up on life, didn't you!?

[abeldiaz357]

0:16 thumbs up for this part

[Bunneh8]

Hang on, if this were "Realistic" shouldn't Sonic be dead or at least seriously injured from that fall?

[xllDinoman21llx]

@Bunneh8 but i dont want sonic to die;(

[Bunneh8]

@xllDinoman21llx Yeah, neither does anyone :(

[fbjosef]

I came here right after I watched the acid shader mod for Minecraft, and I thought I would relax laughing at dorkly's vids. Oh God was I wrong. Now I'M about to puke.

:S

[TrollsAssassinos]

WTF?



[bozzy446]

no that is if he forgot to have dramamine

[yupiie]

why did he died?

[mcr6478]

@yupiie try faling 500 hundred meters from the sky.

[yupiie]

@mcr6478 yeah, but I doubt someone would die by throwing up over that. =)

[StickEmFan]

man that puke was freaking realistic!

[skellington15]

Not alot of difference with Sonic Generation's bumpers.

[luigikiller1000]

if this was realistic that spring wouldnt of done that

[mccoolluke]

push 4 to see argghhb ahhh aghr

[sba20041]

Puke-o-matic

[earlmccormick88]

This made me laugh hard

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

Lol,am I the only one who watched Sonic barf all over the advertisement?

[oystercatcher7]

In real life... foxes eat hedgehogs

[robodroid00]

@oystercatcher7 What? No.

[oystercatcher7]

@robodroid00 Yep. It's true

[tylerml]

@oystercatcher7 What do you think happened after the screen turned black?

[cbonde101]

@oystercatcher7 Yeah but here its different so flab

[ChaoGarden5]

@oystercatcher7

*gasp*

:O

[Roro2009x]

@oystercatcher7 good prank LOLZAH!

[GreyD0GG]

i like the part where he barfed

[cforce64]

0:14 The quality of most Sonic game after Sonic Heroes, summed up.

[oystercatcher7]

@cforce64 Sonic Riders wasn't too bad. The sequel to it was.

[KazeSenshi2929]

That red spring is not realistic :P

[Ardomew]

He shouldn't of eaten all those chili dogs before venturing into Green Hill Zone...

[7532896410]

poke...poke

[insarmanse]

Who wants Chowda? :D

[TheNethero]

@insarmanse BLAAAAAARGH!

[MrLarryorr]

@insarmanse i do!

[JetForce42]

@insarmanse BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! XD

[robertsfunny1995]

If it's supposed to be realistic, then shouldn't they have made it so it's not about a blue hedgehog?

[rsopata09]

*Poke* Poke* :3

[empireatwar2]

not to self, never watch this when sick

[PenguinsLikeMuffins]

*poke* *poke*

[64supermarioreturns]

Why is that spring there, that doesn't occur in nature

[G33ktar]

poke poke

[MeGaPiXeLpHoTo]

Ipecac.

xD

[Bunneh8]

If this were "Realistic", he should've died from that fall

[Dark17009]

tails pocking sonic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ducksauce90]

EWWWWWWW..............

[ayanishiki22]

This is why you need the rings!!! You need it to buy motion sickness medicine!

[usd8351]

Buttfuuuuuck

[ellieysama]

Someone had to much to drink last night XD

[IndexTyrzi]

Not really "realistic" when i see how much liquid he throws there O_O

[RsBerzerkaVG]

Sonic Only Makes Worst Levels Green :O

[Ericzhanger]

I don't know if this is appropriate, but...

Who wants chowda?

[RamzaBeoulve02]

The only part about this I liked was Tails poking him. Other'n that, I was disgusted...

[rsopata09]

Tails: *Flys to ground and finds sonic dead*

Tails: *Pokes sonic*

[elfofcourage]

LoL POKE!

[14mamaluigi]

EEEEEEWWWWWW!

[Billoreillyz]

So that's how sonic lost his job I get it now

[EternalJudgment]

Poke. Poke.

[bouncycomix]

Was that last ramp part even necessary?

[tintor2]

Sonic should be safe, he fell into the advertisement bar

[urltrayoshimario5000]

@tintor2 ug mine didnt pop up untill AFTER he fell....

=l

[TonysTactics]

@tintor2 I'm using Firefox, what advertisements?

[Transformice9]

@tintor2 But he puked inside it!

[xmagicman5256x]

@tintor2 i didnt have an advertisment bar so he should of splattered into a million pieces

[MaxChaplin]

All those chilli dogs were a bad decision.

[braeden113]

If it was truly realistic, he wouldnt have survived the fall.

[diablomanwolf99]

@braeden113 if it was realistic sonic wouldn't be fast

[diner59]

Man. I'm glad I kept the ad.

[danbrown565]

this might be the best channel on youtube

[xmenfan07]

Tails is so cute

[Theonegamefreak]

I thought he barfed because he got a concussion from the fall.

[Mrleafsfan93]

Who wants chowder?

[LiveForFunny]

I don't know why people are talking about the spring so much. I mean, if this were REALLY realistic, 1. He wouldn't be blue and 2. He wouldn't touch the spring or freak out. BECAUSE HE'S A HEDGEHOG.

[Hademaster64tv]

@LiveForFunny The reason it is realistic is because if anyone went through that they'd throw up(and you forgot tails having two tails and flying)

[Hyparbeem526]

If this was supposed to be realistic, then why did the spring launch him at lightspeed when he touched it with his finger?

[weege555]

Why did he drink green paint?

[gigadeathlord]

Now I know the real reason why they call this zone the Green Hill Zone.

[joshua5576]

Press 4 for Sonic being violently sick...

[momotehdonut]

If it was realistic he wouldn't go flying from a spring.

[leopold621]

Tails, you're doing all wrong...! Use a stick.

[russianman218]

I feel sorry for him and yet I am still laughing.

[LaJamesWoods]

Puke jokes stopped being funny...

[ihascaik]

wut?

[legonatoroc122]

Way to help out Tails......

[oystercatcher7]

And this kids, is why Bulimia is bad for you.