thank you so much mr jones for making me choke on my apple juice this morning. oh wait or was it really apple juice, it looked like apple juice, it taseted like apple juice, but come to think of it, the smell threw me off just a bit, maybe it really wasn't apple juice at all. Someone should really address this issue. Have a great day!!!
I dressed up as a woman once and found the whole business of high heels, a dress and make up (oh and a wig too) utterly uncomfortable and unpractical. Personally I wouldn't wear a dress again but I can't see why it should be somehow frowned upon if a man goes through the trouble of wearing such an unpractical but undeniably sexy garments.
That was great! I've been yelling about women in men's clothing for some time now! XD Not that I actually believe that, of course, but hey! Have to say -something- back to those who think men & skirts don't go together! =p
Have you seen Kassie's latest? She doesn't support Sarah Palin for President because... Sarah is a woman, and women don't belong in political office! The title of the video is "A Man's World."
Well, at least we don't have to worry about Kassie running for any office!
Kassiedill IS right! Do you know what species has little sexual dimorphism? Pangolins! If we humans don't draw a clear line between man and woman, we may one day become no better than those damn ant-eating, armor-covered, tongue-unattached-to-the-hyoid-bone-having pangolins!
Oy, I figured it was bound to happen. So she went to that end of the social spectrum... I'll do myself a favour, like any other video she makes, and NOT watch it.
@mysteriouscorner... actually, this video was seriously good for a laugh. She pulled out all the idiocy possible! I actually laughed so hard it hurt... she oozes stupid.
normally I can't laugh at her videos, but for some reason I did find this one in particular funny. But I do know what you are saying. I find it difficult to laugh at her sort of stupidity most of the time.
By the way, I took offense with your opening statement that listed your target audience. I am not a 'whore'. I give my sperm away for free. Hope Kassie is reading this comment. I am a sperm, flagellum and all.
The title of this video is missing an 'e'. Seems like all you feline pangophobes forget vowels.
ProtestinDminor 1 year ago
Good shit man
rekabsullett 1 year ago
"Snowball fighting mercenaries"
I finally got a mention!
TheLifthrasir 2 years ago
ur background wall is teh funny : )
adafuns 2 years ago
You're my new favourite YouTuber. Please continue the videos with you in physically in them - the intro's are absolutely amazing!!
chrismc89 2 years ago
thank you so much mr jones for making me choke on my apple juice this morning. oh wait or was it really apple juice, it looked like apple juice, it taseted like apple juice, but come to think of it, the smell threw me off just a bit, maybe it really wasn't apple juice at all. Someone should really address this issue. Have a great day!!!
mslawandab 2 years ago
You know you are in for good times when you smell tuna fish and potpourri!
juggaloryan3 2 years ago
lmao thats fucking hilarious
snugsaltynutz 2 years ago
Sorry, but I'm not allowed to watch this video.
Unfortunately I can hear Carly Simon songs.
ftwsmp 2 years ago
BITCH! BOOBS!
startreking2007 2 years ago 4
"fans of the movie Ishtar!" :)
just for that comment, i'm gonna give you ten moscow loots in mafia wars! :)
pangolins are indeed gay
lennyhipp 2 years ago
The irony is Kassiedill will think he is being sincere.
MudHut67 2 years ago
This was simply outrageous, crude inappropriate, offensive, sexist, demeaning, horrifying....and TOTALLY AWESOME!
Countdown to flagging starts.........now!
:D :D
buzzausa 2 years ago
Sadly, I don't think she'd get it.. She's watching this, nodding and muttering "Yeah!"..
Thohi 2 years ago
Kassie must have a vodka drinking problem to be Absolut-ly correct
Absolutely! hehe
Elvisdogg 2 years ago
LOL I've missed you, Jones. Please stay with us.....
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
I knew it!!!
Those Penguins were gay, and that sardine really was..........
peyo001 2 years ago
You know, I never thought of it that way...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
CanadienAtheist 2 years ago
Triffic!
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
See, this just goes to show... ATHEIST MURDERERS LIKE TO RUN OVER CHILDREN!!!
karadan100 2 years ago
The Dill is either Poe or yet another narcissist a la Shawn. Her attention-seeking is horrendous. Good vid, Mr Jones!
Horseplay71 2 years ago
I dressed up as a woman once and found the whole business of high heels, a dress and make up (oh and a wig too) utterly uncomfortable and unpractical. Personally I wouldn't wear a dress again but I can't see why it should be somehow frowned upon if a man goes through the trouble of wearing such an unpractical but undeniably sexy garments.
omegavalerius 2 years ago
Hell, I thought Kassie was a tranny at first.
macnutz 2 years ago
You mean she's not??
CanadienAtheist 2 years ago
Bitch boobs? LOL
Vogter2100 2 years ago
@Vogter2100
I love you, Vogter! LOL
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
What happened to the House of Pain, Jag? Did the fundies become too smart and intelligent to deserve a visit there?
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
BWAH!
ashaman72 2 years ago
people, you have just witnessed sarcasm at its finest
KarinMikazuki 2 years ago 3
Woah, Jag. Your stuff isn't showing up in my sub box. Glad to see you've been busy.
geminyo 2 years ago
ROFL
rozeboosje 2 years ago
Fuck Kassie :P
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
Jaguar, always for the lolz!
Zephemus 2 years ago
Kassie's angst is probably because the guy was wearing the same dress - and possibly looked better in it :)
6kuku9 2 years ago 2
Kassie is just pissed that she hardly passes for a girl...
Dusty341 2 years ago
I don't think "Bitch boobs" works because Napalm admitted to having tits in his "bitch beard" video.
SeventhCycle 2 years ago
@SeventhCycle LOL I thought he was channeling Tourettes Guy.
kokobaboko 2 years ago
wow just watched her vid, i am amazed that she managed to string like i donnknow a sentence or you know together, ya know what i mean.
The JJ institute should put her in a perspex box and study the stupid that she clearly is.
philthy122 2 years ago
Damn! I wish I would have watched this before you came into Lucas' blogtv. I would have had a whole new way to greet you.
;-P
debbieomi 2 years ago
I am a little disgruntled that you failed to acknowledge "pretend homosexual ewoks from endor" in your list of greetings...
mattyabsley 2 years ago 3
women abuse is O.K but don't mess with pungelens they WELL fuck you up.
thatguywiththathair 2 years ago
very funny
HappyCabbie 2 years ago 2
Wow, today was the first time I was all but one of the greetings. My name's not gertrude though...dammit.
Keippernicus 2 years ago 2
That was great! I've been yelling about women in men's clothing for some time now! XD Not that I actually believe that, of course, but hey! Have to say -something- back to those who think men & skirts don't go together! =p
LeksServices 2 years ago
JJ, your intro applied to me no less than 5 times. I knew you loved me!
DoomedEarth 2 years ago
That stuff at the begining of the video is just annoying.
Freshman000000 2 years ago
They gotten you to? I tell you why do they put up a 20 sign around schools? I mean so they can grow fat and easier to hit?
masticina 2 years ago
Hilarious. Oh my god.
Lpoolboy 2 years ago
You said "butt plugg"LOL!!
Jimb0can 2 years ago
hahahahaha
PaganTears2010 2 years ago
Great video, you are frecken funny.
Mysticblue1212 2 years ago
Bitch! Boobs!
jaguar, your eloquence eclipses Bertrand Russel, Carl Sagan, and Robert Crumb. I stand in awe.
glasshammer52 2 years ago
lol for the music reference!
My pappy said son your gonna drive me to drinking if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln.
cryingsoftly 2 years ago
@cryingsoftly - You win the prize! You are the first one to get that. Just for that I am going to private message you anohter secret of the video!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
"Bitch Boobs"
no
"Bitch, Beard"
threesheetstadawind 2 years ago
"Bitch, Beard"
no
"BITCH! BEARD!"
lol
debbieomi 2 years ago
Have you seen Kassie's latest? She doesn't support Sarah Palin for President because... Sarah is a woman, and women don't belong in political office! The title of the video is "A Man's World."
Well, at least we don't have to worry about Kassie running for any office!
Puchicas9 2 years ago
Finally! We "Ishtar" fans get some long-overdue recognition! Until now, we were all leading lives of quiet desperation.
NoTrueScotsman 2 years ago
Kassiedill IS right! Do you know what species has little sexual dimorphism? Pangolins! If we humans don't draw a clear line between man and woman, we may one day become no better than those damn ant-eating, armor-covered, tongue-unattached-to-the-hyoid-bone-having pangolins!
briham86 2 years ago
Sarcastic Jaguar is sarcastic. :D
BionicDance 2 years ago 4
I do love you so, Jaguar.
Five hearted <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 and Favourited.
GeneralJazza 2 years ago
"Tags:
Kassiedill2 dprjones napalmstrikesback ChristianUtuber underpants bra bikini YEC Creationist DPRJones Transvestites Anal SheepPantyhose Disgusting Bestiality Illegal Sex Act Flasher Fart Lighting Fuck Fucking Fucked Suck Sucking WTF Gat Puffins Pangolins Great Scott My Zippers Caught Shower Nozzle Masturbation Material "
jaguarj0nes.. you've got issues XD
TheCrocoduck 2 years ago
@TheCrocoduck - You have no idea!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
Blah!
GnosticDjinn 2 years ago
Bitch !! Beard !!!
sleeper2008 2 years ago
Oy, I figured it was bound to happen. So she went to that end of the social spectrum... I'll do myself a favour, like any other video she makes, and NOT watch it.
TheMysteriousCorner 2 years ago
@mysteriouscorner... actually, this video was seriously good for a laugh. She pulled out all the idiocy possible! I actually laughed so hard it hurt... she oozes stupid.
tattooskin72 2 years ago
tattooskin: I get what you mean. I just feel that that kind of stupid hurts. Its just that that idiocy is too real to really just laugh at.
TheMysteriousCorner 2 years ago
normally I can't laugh at her videos, but for some reason I did find this one in particular funny. But I do know what you are saying. I find it difficult to laugh at her sort of stupidity most of the time.
tattooskin72 2 years ago
You are absolutely brilliant. I hope she feels like a piece of shit.
JRChadwick 2 years ago 2
the title DID confuse me xD
TwilightAronXD 2 years ago
... someones gonna piss off people
Phyre1928 2 years ago
Bitch! Boobs!
MaxxPower101 2 years ago
Women are hiding cookies under their dresses...arent' they worried about crumbs???
AbdultheImpailler 2 years ago
hahaha Nice one:))))
elizkawalizka3 2 years ago
fucking hilarious as usual.
fiusux12 2 years ago
Nice napalm reference.
By the way, I took offense with your opening statement that listed your target audience. I am not a 'whore'. I give my sperm away for free. Hope Kassie is reading this comment. I am a sperm, flagellum and all.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
does kassiedill understand the concept of parody?
or will "jaguarjones" be her new best friend and ideological compatriot...
you decide.
MpowerdAPE 2 years ago
@MpowerdAPE - If she does become my new best friend, think of all the fun I can have making videos with her!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
lol butt plug
Tolrias 2 years ago
Deathrace 2000 much, JJ? hehe
Sutskoen 2 years ago
@Sutskoen - They wouldn't let have a giant knife on the front of my car. Bastards!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
what? that's absurd, why would you put knives on your car? of course they won't allow that.
get a row of assault rifles mounted, that's legal... I think
Sutskoen 2 years ago
Big'uns has a website? Woohoo.
amandarandom89 2 years ago
Look, man, I told you. I ONLY monger goats, dammit.
MetroidStar890 2 years ago