April Fools Day- Sicko Stream of Consciousness

[depressingprospects]

@AaronSolis16 well then you no longer suck.

[depressingprospects]

@AaronSolis16 NO! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[left4sean]

lulz

[looshkill]

i liked this video when i first saw it ages ago. I still find it funny now, But looking at your response to criticism, it's just a bit childish.

For what it's worth. Great vid.

[termigerm]

IDIOTS. You watched the video, nobody but you wasted that. You could have left, your just too stupid to notice the red X. And besides, whats more fun than pissing people off? I consider it a pasttime. Alicja, your an idiot for telling him that He wasted your pitiful life. Sin6667,... did you honestly change prospects to penis? Im hoping that was an accident and not done on purpose, because wer all a bit more maturethan that.

[Fr3ddyB3ar]

Dude, this is fucking funny! did youn really freaking did that!?!?!?!?!

[joeboe22]

it was alright

[Sin6667]

Wow, I thought depressingpenis's comment to me was stupid. But then I scroll up and see that he's a master dumbfuck.

"Not uh!! You are!!"

What a fuckin moron.

[Sin6667]

This video could've been funny, if he didn't drag it out to no end and repeat every fucking line 10 billion times. In conclusion this video sucks.

[depressingprospects]

in conclusion, you're a cock throttler.

[Sin6667]

In conclusion, you're not as funny as you think you are. The video sucked balls and so did your 7-year-old-standard response. Guess that means your sense of humor sucks AND you're an idiot. If you come up with any more ways to prove you're an idiot, be sure to let us all know again.

[Resolvetheory]

Sorry man, YouTube viewers have comedy writing standards.

20 minute video's won't be watched if it's just not funny.

Don't tell me I'm retarded or that I suck, because I don't.

[depressingprospects]

you don't suck, you just like to strangle cock.

[JonasLuver369]

this is retarted

[depressingprospects]

no! YOURE RETARDED!

[AlicjatheAlien]

I think you should spend a little more time on your video because it's offensive and really NOT funny.

By the way, you know the kind of angry/hard look? Well, is that your everyday look. It seems like it.

[depressingprospects]

you have NO idea how funny this is.! get a life!

[AlicjatheAlien]

I have a life and a good one too, The only wrong thing in it is you, You waste people's 20 minutes everyday, And they simply think you are gay, You're being mean to them, They'll be mean back, People are nice to you, You say : "What the fuck?" With nasty vids and nasty comments, You are worth no more than one pence, You sit at your computer in your horrible world, Of no more than you getting old, I suggest you burn in hell, And explode like a bombshell.

[AlicjatheAlien]

I have a life and a good one too, The only wrong thing in it is you, You waste people's 20 minutes everyday, And they simply think you are gay, You're being mean to them, They'll be mean back, People are nice to you, You say : "What the fuck?" With nasty vids and nasty comments, You are worth no more than one pence, You sit at your computer in your horrible world, Of no more than you getting old, I suggest you burn in hell, And explode like a bombshell.

[Sydpart2]

I now announce you as a troll. Arguing this will only confirm my announcement.

[thebodgod]

...it's not funny.

[GlitchingPenis]

Wow I Find It REALLY Interesting.......Hiw Much You Suck!!!!!!!!!!

[depressingprospects]

no... YOU SUCK!!

[cubeomatic]

boring *yawn*

[depressingprospects]

go fuck yourself

[cubeomatic]

This vid is boring.You SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[JBplaylist]

i skipped through it all

[depressingprospects]

faggot!

[Shadowvff]

Freaking epic. great job man :D

[wolfgirl7410]

too long dude. i got bored within the first 2 minutes!!! i hated it.

[depressingprospects]

well that's because you're a cock-throttling faggot.

[tvrp2296]

hahaha, i liked it. :D

[daphrozen]

ahah..

[shantigana]

Too long to "f@#*ing' tell the story!!! You got to much time on your hand...

[liamfallon07]

kinda thing i would do...

[joerover22]

lol i love the way you say "fucking"

[frackernacker]

I love the backround music, does anyone know where to get it?

[marlydarkangel]

that went WAY too far! if I were that guy I think I would try to kill you afther what you've done to me! that guy is scared for life!you(**************)

[sohood008]

this is gay...you went to far...get a life

[cowanmark]

Ur sick i wud of held a grudge if u done that 2 me.... Funny though lol LMAO

[lindzibun]

the words u use and ur attitude reminds me of holden caufield from catcher in the rye

[CrazyPebble]

LMFAO

[maverick90723]

That story was so freaking hillarious.,, What was your inspiration? andhave you seen any videos on youtube similar? I would love to watch them, it was soo funny, thanks

[depressingprospects]

no inspiration. I just recorded it into a digital tape recorder off the top of my head, no rehearsal, i didn't even need to write it . then i transcribed it, touched it up, and re-recorded it to what you are hearing now.

thank you.

[SystemOfADown1321]

Funny. but i don't know how you can make your voice so light :P

[yousef63]

He could have said the same thing in 10 minutes it was funny but too long

[trb182]

this is funny , but its to long

[dgarreck]

this is fuckin funny but its based on the movies alot:S

[ryannotgay94]

I ONLY POSTED THAT 4 A LAUGH

[DTRemcoG]

That was soooo friggin' awesome! =D I love this story!

[depressingprospects]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

[joshm135]

wow!

funny

not wourth 20 mins :-/

i regret watching it

[hindeejay]

20 mins and 3 secs of bull.. :(

[Smithj312612]

This is my kind of humour

[janislav]

did enybody actualy watched the whole video?Pointles and stupid

[39rc6cf]

Right on.Everything he said was prefaced by "fucking" while the truth of the matter is that the whole thing was a fucking disaster.

[MonsterMozz]

OMG!! that was total rubbish.. what a waste of time

[scooter102081]

man that was long! and what a cheezy ending... it was ok i guess.. 3 stars

[Icadus]

that would be really funny if you actually did it but in reality you'd definitly end up in jail, have to replace his hood and i'm pretty sure when your girlfriend cought wind of this she'd be gone, but the idea is great and it was funny.

[SystemOfADown1321]

You are soo mean. Mean but very fcking funny :D!

[illfaint]

funny

[chrisellard]

A bit long winded.... was a good idea though.... maybe some more graphics.... could've finished better too.... but all in all, it was good... :-)

PS: that guy must have been a real pussy... if you tried that FN shit on me youd find out how long it takes for lime to decompose a body...

[ThePenguinWhoLikesLP]

omfg thats hilarious!! i laughed so hard when you said that he pissed his pants! lmfao!!

[redscraft]

I dunno I would have beat your skull in with a tire iron.

[guitarpUnK097]

can u say that f word any more

[suckamc33394]

QFT, yeaaaaaaaaah!

[frackernacker]

OMG, i fricken pissed my pants laffing, all dat crap jut 2 say "April Fools", LOL!!!

[lilprincess122592]

haha, is this true?, if it is you are psycho, and he still could have called the cops on you...

[Daengst]

This is really long...and exctly why does the narrator talk in the high pitched voice when he's talking to him? I mean really, he should use his own...beh.

[f0rz0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but sadly, too long

[daniediehl]

wtf?

[j22nus]

at the start it looked like some crap, but i couldn't just turn it off and had to watch it to the end, but it was actually pretty good.

[Tafmis]

this video is too long for short viewing LOL

[drunkmonkey95]

its cool but is to dam long god sack

[ekinteko]

wtf?? I don't get it? How is that supposed to be funny or entertaining? weird? where u high when u made it? or was it a true story? one and a half word: what the? ("the" is half of "theory"... ;p)

[DarknessWhispers]

*cackles*

Oh my god, that's so fucking awesome.

You really are lucky, though, that your hunting knife didn't get stuck. Last time I tried the whole 'stab the knife into the hood of the car' thing, the fucker wouldn't get back out. Fortunately, I found a few other objects conveniently strewn about.

[tenguusoldier]

OMG this is awesome!!!

[gauss182]

lol inche hentai...

[Calliber50]

Long but funny.

[Cricmait]

Kept me going from beginning to end. Also made me laugh a lot. What more can you ask for?

[waddee30]

nice light-hearted internal dialouge about an attempted murder

[floppythegangster]

that's some fucked up shit.

i love you!

[scientologyisforfags]

not cool.

[depressingprospects]

no.. it IS COOL!! you're just a FAG!

[horrorchicken]

omfg lol

[OrchardThief]

right, that guy was a pussy but seriously man, u took that a bit 2 far...but it was still hilarious lol

[mollomoonie]

dude, fuck yeah I'm serious! I wanna do one like this now. Did something like this actually happen?

[mollomoonie]

I love this so much. I love listening to your voice say all that. I can't believe I just sat here for 20 minutes.

[depressingprospects]

thank you! are you serious?

[depressingprospects]

bullshit! are you serious? thank you

[cupwithhandles]

Too phuk'n boring without more pics - ha ha ha (its szhit, really) - you blow.

[depressingprospects]

no...YOU blow!

[cupwithhandles]

A little tedious to watch with so few pictures. Would be great with a lot more pics.

[depressingprospects]

your supposed to listen asshole.

[bullyboop]

WTF? Hahaha.

[SarpaDella]

Wow... that was crazy, and yet hilarious... I cant wait to see more.

[orangengrape]

i have to be honest, i didn't watch it all. but i can see there was some well deserved effort in it.

although i enjoyed from what i have seen