The Zombie Survival Guide [Part 2]

[LVNGamer]

Lol, If zombie's where that easy to kill i gurantee the spread wouldnt make it that far lol Id be having a blastt :p

[TheLucky1777]

you know in most movies there are thuds when you hit something



[patricsaba123]

if a real zombie ivansion occured i would use a gun, not a stick

[kirbyKillzone]

there here and with terrible acting skill xD

[TheDarkHunter81]

If you actually put info in the video it would have been really good and you also didnt even put any effects because you could actually see you NOT hitting the "zombies"

[falloutfreak24]

sorry dude but that sucked. it gave no real tips for surviving a zombie outbreak, it was more of a crapy ad for the book "the zombie survival guide".

[battlelosangelesfan]

that was terrible

[geospheres19]

Bad acting, bad stage-fighting, and poorly written. If you want something to look like a hit, either swing so that the swing looks like a hit or use a gun that will not give the person an open wound. Also make sure that there is more of a story with future videos, this only lasted about half a few minutes, stories take longer. The main character could have stayed with his group of friends to save them, rather than run off like a pussy.

[SciFiWebcam]

Everyone, if you thought that was a great zombie story, check out mine. Just search for "My Secret Fear/New Story Idea". I know, it is pathetic of me to be scared of zombies, but I explained why. Hope you all like it, and you too, Deadeyedylan!

[rhonix123]

19 ppl didnt got a chance to read the survival guide

[haekeyeiscool]

no fucing efects

[FredAndTheDear]

he dosent even hit them

[bleachabc]

stop trolling haters....it was clearly meant to be stupid...

the quotes that were made were proof enough.

[irishman117able]

WILLIKERS!

[123jonkey]

horrible acting dude

[mrmikey173]

omg incase of that wooden piece of crap you can better buy a plastic baseball bat

because than you can hit them real on the head and don't hurt them because if you keep acting like this the other parts will suck too!

[Rotneybot]

*Continued*

7. I agree with him.

8. Nukes ARE WORSE! You may never know if you get radioactive zombies.

And 9. STOP BEING A PATHETIC WEAK NERD!!!!!

[Rotneybot]

*Facepalm* Heres some USEFUL info in zombie movies:

1. MAKE CONTACT! It will make the video better.

2. DON'T MAKE STUPID QUOTES! Like Star Wars, you nerd.

3. Melee, it sucks. Use a pistol or a shotgun.

4. MISTAKE! In part 1, you said it was 50 seconds, in this, you said 3 hours. EPIC FAIL!

5. Don't be stupid. Like what you said "I learned that in Lord of the Rings."

6. Don't be cool in these movies, like you saying "fool" You gangster nerd.

7. I notice that Ekibyogami66 said there was a copter.

[Rotneybot]

*4. You said it was 50 seconds to be INFECTED! In this, you said 3 hours to become infected. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

[Korgaroth]

wow i love the way he kills them without even touching them or in some cases barely tapping them...it's so awesome!!!!!!!!! :) Solomon is a disease???? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I always thought it was solanum.

[GeorgeAckers]

@Korgaroth it is solanum iv read that book 5 thousand times

[cup978]

you suck

[kain17335]

@cup978 and u can do better?

[MrScope2010]

4:25 u clearly c him not hit him make it abit closer so it lks more real

[jacobninja25]

hey look a bunch of beat up drunk people hahaha

[S0IVI3B0DY]

thumbs up if you think nuclear fallout will happen

[S0IVI3B0DY]

love it, one thing i hate about this : tell us some facts :P

[Fantafaust]

WILLIKERS!!

[kingcrabbster12]

Thank me i just endorced your video on red dead redemptions sight for the new zombie dlc

[cluchsinger34]

U R AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thenemo402]

Good idea, but if you're going to have Max Brooks book as a prop and focal point in the film you might as well go by its contents, like how long it takes to turn into a zombie.

[makeadifference1228]

@thenemo402 not to mention other things like avoiding bushes and their heightened sense of smell.

[Knightfall23x]

cool soundtrack. the rest sucked

[countdini2000]

he forgot the double tap

[TheBadman958]

wait everyone turns into a zombie in 10 secs.

but you get an 3 hours

WTF

[aris1987kakioussis]

lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame thats my opinion.fucked up movement n acting

[LuvbooksbyErincat]

...This is really....weird...But funny

[odditz]

lame. sorry, but its true

[Kboyzz116]

great sotory line, but bad acting, u can chek out my channel and leave a response about my zombie movie

[r0blox123]

u should use a prop wepon so u can hit them

[baldian3]

zombies are real

[firestar9999]

imagine if someone walked by the set and was like, wtf??

[ZorrroUK]

2:45 doornob ona stick

[michaelrosillo]

but there are non in life so realy dont matter

[michaelrosillo]

kill a zombie by shooting it in the head like in resident evil degenoration

[curtisperry97]

@michaelrosillo Resident evil changes a lot of rules of zombies so watch it but a blow or shot to the brain will kill one.

[OneEyedClover]

02:18

Did I miss where this became CounterStrike Zombie Edition?

[hannigan06]

Got to find a small area of population.

And travel in a group but those that you are not attached.

And be prepared to kill anything that comes your way.

Knifes, Swords, Axes are good quite weapons to kill one while around others.

A Rifle and a pistol is what a person should have.

I live in Maine and if it were to ever happen I'd go to North Western Maine very few people.

[DUSKYMOO]

jajajajajaja u die cool

[krazykelley092]

The acting is so terrible... and yet its so awesome... I...I can't describe it, thats the worst part.

[FALLOUTMADLAD]

SORRY 4:20

[stealrokker]

"the only way is to bash there brains out"

well you certainly nailed that. i saw all brains come out.....

[galindo999]

this is more of a short movie than a guide

[masterflamesz]

yes... but the name of the movie is "the zombie survival guide" because they are using that guide thingy

[eggsalad774]

dude your not even hitting them what the hell

[TreeHandThing]

its for saftey, but still i think he should of added some sort of sound, you are right

[Grimreaperheadbangin]

My assumption would be that a rescue helicopter would eventually come, or most likely a nuke - for a copter you would hide somewhere and when it comes get to it, and if its a nuke get the fudge outta dere1!!

[Ekibyogami66]

Copters make sounds. Zombies are attracted to sound. Copters also need an open, clear area to land. Nukes are worse.

1) Radioactive Zombies- now you're even more screwed than before.

2) They are dead to begin with. The zombies in the explosion will die, yes, but what about the rest of the area? A little shock wave won't kill them.

But that's only if zombies were real, of course. ^^

[Grimreaperheadbangin]

that comment was 5 months ago, I've read up and picked up a few tricks in that time

[curtisperry97]

@Ekibyogami66 Good Points.

[shikatema4]

@Ekibyogami66 Actaully they may be real. our goverments are working on some creepy stuff that they dont telll us about.

[jamiecott123]

@shikatema4 *cough* i smell resident evil type diseases coming on *cough*

[shikatema4]

@jamiecott123 You never know XD We work on some odd stuff. I got 5 dollars the US will be responsible. Anyone agree?

[jamiecott123]

@shikatema4 ill put my money on it too

[MykeWeiler]

@shikatema4 Ive got my money on it being a private company. The "US" has no reason to make a Z virus really. But some private investor might be fooling around in the wrong areas, maybe from America, maybe not :P

[KinguNoKin]

@Ekibyogami66 You sir don't know Jack about zombies.

[arieo]

I kick all those zombie's asses and decide live myself thus defeating the point of me killing the others yay me

[CHENLIS]

look at 4:22! lol

[quron11]

hes not even hiting them

[PunkRockahhs]

Wow. This is some of the worse acting ever...not that the story sucks just the acting was really shitty.

[wepreferpie]

it would 23 hrs to reanimate

[Bfunkmaster11]

lol

[Gento9]

there blood looks so fake

[DarkTwinSummoner]

ummm scary ^^

[weloveanimetoo]

dude u could atleast make it look ike u hit them. god

[jellybean10122]

quite incorrect, but funny, it takes 24 hours to about 12 hours depending on the area of the bite to become a zombie

[z24017147]

part 3!!

[jonnykilla1337]

i learned that in lord of the rings foo

[dieliebedeineslebens]

cool, I love zombies (L)

[jbball10112]

tha was the fakest zombie video ive ever seen but that was still BEAST!

[Rahaga99]

i learnd that from lord of the rings i lov the humer in this

[dassass12354]

how can you have learned for the lord of the rings there is no zombies in it da

[itsjoeyyyyyyyyy]

It could have been good, but the kills really took away from it. If you're not even going to at least make it look like you made contact on any of the hits, this movie wasn't even worth making.

[Jusmoounts]

The fighting isnt the best, but i like the rest, :)

[kuiichi]

why is he hiding the zombies can smell you from hundred yards it is impossible the zombies can not see you when your hinding

[Bigwhatifs1]

Really? I never knew a zombie could smell 100 yards away HOLY!1!1!!! I thought that when a zombie has been created its body would decompose? And the smell that a zombie would emit would be horribly stinky and their are many of them so how can a zombie tell which smell is which?

[William1V1Eklund]

These movies needs sound effects... badly...

[ackofgod]

it could be better it was funny at some point n lame in others. willirks. n how is this a suvival guide. he really dint tell u how to live when zombies were around

[duncanmunt]

might wanna hit the zombies harder bub

[vsr111]

yes, bad but fnny

[bagoinas123]

this is literally bad. very bad.

[Doomtastic]

He wasn't hitting the zombies very hard.

[silverdust39]

lol 3:16 to 5:10 is gol! lol "I learned that from lord of the rings, foo!"

Pure gold, man. Don't listen to those stupid haters. You did a good job.

[silverdust39]

You guys are rude. He did a good job with this! It didnt look real, i mean the fighting, but it was actually funny, and a bit exciting! I love when theres a zombie behind him and hes like: Willikers!

Good job, man. 4 stars

[taddandurmom9]

dude where do u live cuz im gunna come kick ur ass

[Robbi86]

hah you couldn kill a fly before the fly would kill you

[taddandurmom9]

this is worse than part 1, we are even more retarded now

[guitarman433]

I (thats me)

[guitarman433]

love

[guitarman433]

zombies

[guitarman433]

yea lord of the rings reference

[lightgun7]

danci

[starwarsjohn13]

fight seens could of been better but still pretty good

[MedicDance1]

I think this is great! My friends are telling me that i'ma jerk cuz i read this kinda book, but it's my bible!

The only minus of the vid is those fake-hits, and i wish there were more weapons, but still like it!

[OOBguitarist]

God! LAME! TOO FUCKING DARK! Did you hit somebody? I can't tell, cuz it's TOO FUCKING DARK! Fuck your cameraman, and fuck your stupid one-liners! If you're going to school for film, GIVE UP! LAME!

[SpartanZ99]

just incase zombies come to staten island i got me a steel bunker up in my attic with atleast 2 years of supplies up there... and lucky me its a ladder leading to the attic

[tubefan81881]

I have to be totally wasted to like this movie.

[tubefan81881]

Come on,I can tell you didn't actually hit the zombies,and who in the H-E-double hockey sticks says 'willikers' in a zombie movie?!

[vevok]

yeah and what kinda pussy says he double hockey sticks instead of hell what are you, 8 and i am guessing the "willikers" is supposed to be funny lame funny

[tuber81881]

YOUR ACTING SUCKED DONKEY BALLS! A LOT OF YOUR LINES WEREN'T ORIGINAL (e.g.: You shall not pass, not if anything to say about it I have.) ANYONE CAN TELL YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY HIT THE ZOMBIES. YOU SHOULD BURY YOUR VIDEO CAMERA A MILLION FEET UNDERGROUND SO NOBODY ELSE HAS TO SIT THROUGH ANY MORE OF YOUR GAY VIDEOS EVER AGAIN!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY.

[jordanljking66]

wtf! that is fake hiting for sure>:( god sake uwasted my time.

[baconradioFM]

one time they had a Zombie walk on my town and i  hit my friend with a bat by accident i just get scared and dont wanna take chances

[cyberpsygen7]

they do this thing called a zombie walk in alot of major areas where people dress up as zombies or pre-turning infected victims and do like a gay pride march sorta thing through town. its cool and all, but it just seems like it would be pretty dangerous to do that shit near me.

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

imagine a guy with a gun in a place like that!

[DirectedByPeterG]

no duh asshole god

[PASSPORT29]

noob

[SouthernGuy93]

Is he killing zombies with a wooden flagpole?!?

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

he should get a gun!

[SouthernGuy93]

Yeah, plus a few thousand rds and a machete.

[r0siebri11]

i skatebourd there u think i should stop

[Citrakite]

3:38

I'm not sure its even possible but thats when we jumped the shark here.

[SamuraiKirby10]

not too shaby, i wish i was a zombie slayer

[kiefer6]

lets bring a zombie killer sqaud!!!

and kill the zombies yehey!!!!

[Zed287]

the guy with the fro looked like he was about to laugh

[Drake1524]

here's my suggestion if anyone else does something like this, MAKE IT REALISTIC!!!

[Nightbringer17]

i don't have any weapons or shit like dat( except knifes and many a weapon from my big bros school(R.A.F. store))

but me and some of his friends have a plan in case of a zombie attack.

hey, i know.lets start a zombie survival team!!! yay team zombie survival

[HeartlessOutcast]

And at 4:22 he didnt even fucking hit him!!!

[HeartlessOutcast]

Hell yes storm, right there with ya buddy, got that survival kit handy, this vid is funny as hell, but come oooooon! that lame bad acting shit when he hits them, bro you could have at least edited it with some sound affects, jesus...

[DairHina]

He found a lucky penny.

[stormmarine101]

this will prolly sound weird but fuck it nightbringer is right and i already have an emergency pack with food first aid a 22. caliber rifle, cant remember wut kind of shotgun and a custom m911 i bought at a gun show BRING IT~!!

[Nightbringer17]

ime with that enforcer001, we all know their going to come and when they do,FUKIN BRING IT BASTUDDS

[DairHina]

I'm with ya!!!

[CROCETTIKING]

its a shame he did not use any guns in the film

[AllNamesAreTakenFFS]

the second half of this movie is credits.. the first half is nice work though

[enforcer001]

i know zombie may or may not become real but if they do BRING IT ON!!!!!

[LightsCameraAaron]

What is the name of the song that starts at 00:00? Some one e-mail me please!!

[glsrchrd]

wait wat if u wear a rubber?

[debit256]

who knows..maby not

[glsrchrd]

haha nice

[glsrchrd]

that was a nice zombie fucking haha

[debit256]

can u get infected if you fuck a zombie girl

[Deadeyedylan]

yes

[angus94o]

That guy should have chopped his arm off and replaced it with a chain saw.

[datesandmaps]

I can also relate to this situation. My friend basically lives in zombie nation and he fights them every day when he goes home, and this monday my friends and me are treking to his house on foot , and we will encounter zombie hordes. what is the best weapon to use out of these five? 1: broken walking stick 2: heavy rusty chain 3: 3 ft metal pipe 4: thin 2x4 w/ small nails 5: small baseball bat

[tomdboss]

probably a baseball bat or a metal pipe :) even though

youre lieng about the zombies

[DairHina]

This is abou right. He need to hit the Zombie.

[Pomersproductions]

OH I can relate, no one would listen, now my town is gone and I am running from zombies, huh what was that, NOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­........... OH GOD NOT THE NECK NOT THE (blood splatter.) Heh cool vid

[walkthrough25]

whats the last song called?

[XxGiluxX]

kind of gay dude the zombie slayers looked like such nerds and " I learned that From LoTR" sounded major gay... 4/5

[eltheechidna]

not all postapocalyptic zombie heros have to look like clint eastwood

[Darkaron]

That was the greatest quote he made!

[Zigamafa]

hey have some fun while you die that is what i say

[whoxcraigjones]

Hm, but on page 7 under sub-section B entitled "Sound" it clearly states that zombies can detect direction of sound and sounds that humans dont normally notice.

Also, the disease is Solanum. ;]

No offense, though. Nice job.

[lamnaa]

Un prepared. If he had hacked his hand of he would have 10 chance of liveing.

[eltheechidna]

chopping of the limb thats been bitten high increases survival rate if you dont bleed to death that is

[athfcoz]

Oh, Shae. how I can relate. no one listens to you 'til it's too late.

[LondonMuffins]

XD LOL.

[sayein0]

ahahqahaha u died nerd!

[Johnnymadrid]

That was entertaining as hell! I love it! 4 stars! and 2 thumbs up!

[sayein0]

shit acting didnt even hit em

[handofdestiny123]

this is col!!lol, like the the lord of the rings quote

[ohsatyagraha]

i can't wait for the next one.

[ohsatyagraha]

exquisite. i give it two thumbs up.

[Kn1fer]

My survival guide is better than your survival guide :D.

[PeanutButterNuttButt]

odd...but like a movie...oddly...willickers?

[gypsyandboots]

that was pretty cool man

[Deadeyedylan]

thanks dude.