A Date with John Waters

[parisscissorhands]

I really like his jacket. It looks cozy.

[goonmoonsoon]

"Not Available on Mobile"?! Screw you!!!

[mrapter7]

LMFAO I PISSED LAUGHING

[chachaheels90]

I get the craziest/weirdest/most amazing feeling when I hear John Waters' voice. I think that he's my soulmate.

[91puertorico]

MY DAM EYES AND EARS WERE VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davidls11]

John, if you're reading this I'm one of your biggest fans! Loved your last book. I even bid on that dinner in Atlanta with you. That's all. Keep on fucking off the straights.

[LesbianVampireLover]

John Waters is the master, the only sane person left in this world!

[NerdRageKing]

... That was one of the single most amazing things I have ever heard.

[smilerandomblah]

omgg, he's such a freak. :)

[JohnJoe18]

@smilerandomblah hes a great actor thats what he is, he sure fooled you.

[smilerandomblah]

@JohnJoe18 i no that... i was just playinng aroundd thaats why i put a smile facee at theee ennd ,

[rxlaudanum]

So if I go with U to an intellectualy stimulating movie, can I bang U in the back alley aftrwards? Bugger the Queen!!

[lolermeister]

And don´t forget to smile :)

[jeremyely]

i fucking love john waters so much

[G3AK09]

I LOVE YOU JOHN WATERS

[icanhasmuffininity]

Don't forget to smile!

[Bluntskaters]

"Hi im John Waters and this....is.. the creep"

[CorkerDoggy2214]

Uhh... smoke break, anyone?

[IzzyNymze101]

:U .....

[TheD0RKNIGHT]

do the creep!!!!!!!!!! aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

[KiDDSoNiC2]

Don't forget to smile....

[ysilv]

DO THE CREEP AAAAAHHHH

[beastmoad158]

DO THE CREEP AHAHAHAH

[miggysmalls]

DO THE CREEP!!!

[MATTDROE]

@RoleModelsForDummies What you've just said is what I truly find disgusting. John Waters is indeed a man with loose morals according to some, but that is his point. The proclaimed Prince of Puke is quite a colorful and enjoyable person and a Baltimore cinematic legend. What he has written in books, directed on film, and exhibition in art galleries will stand as testaments to what it means to challenge and alter the faces of both art and humanity as a whole.

[MrEllenwork]

Wow he's so straight forward! I'm taking notes.

[wellesradio]

@RoleModelsForDummies

Of course, that's assuming you even bothered to read the entire book and didn't just run across a mention of it on Wikipedia or the late-breaking evening news. Either way you are a non-human. A bot. A pod. A nameless heckler. And your only reason for existing is to be ridiculed by people like me.

[wellesradio]

@RoleModelsForDummies

So you got a dog in this race or what? What's your beef? Because unless you have a legitimate, personal reason for animosity - and you might - then you're just a troll who goes out, buys someone's book, reads it all the way through then creates an entirely fictive, obsessed, cyber-stalking Youtube persona to slur a person they've never met. Now REALLY sad and pathetic. Because he is a person. You on the other hand are an internet non-entity. A nobody.

[wellesradio]

@RoleModelsForDummies

Why? Because he believes in human redemption? Go tell it to your shrink before you have an aneurysm.

[Dprill95]

dude his mustache playes tricks on my mind, his lips look weird

[DaniATL]

yes yes, i will still love you tomorrow

[Stupid5button]

He's bizarre LOL You can't help but adore him for being so honest.

[sdfgsdfgsdfghsdfh]

hes the most charming and suave yet creepy person alive

[moviefreak91]

His voice is soothing, like he's reading me a story before I go to sleep. Don't know what that says about me...

[zarkoff45]

\m/

[xMiyaoMicksx]

John Waters is god.

[gOnZoKiNgDoM]

What's going on? Well, if i want to get raped at Coachella i'm going to make sure to see this guy. yeah.

[JazzyTodd]

So this guy will be doing what at Coachella again?

[Hakuro10]

@JazzyTodd thats what im asking myself... wtf is this video about?

[furburgers]

"This guy" aka one of the best/funniest indie movie directors ever, does his unique version of standup comedy which is what I'm assuming (read hoping) he'll be doing at Coachella

[monganonga]

@JazzyTodd

good question.

[pavones1]

wow, i dunno if i'm gonna be able to pass him up at coachella

[FiveAgainstKalin]

srsly.

[ConnDevi88]

I only allow myself to play it on Valentines Day.

[omgbarf]

Quite possibly one of the best music compilations ever produced. The man is an absolute genius and this cd is always near me. Thanks, John!

[macco360]

I really would love playlist of the 20+ songs he references!

[TheUnknownelvis]

saw him in saint pete last year,just the best...e

[hedwigo]

U DOnot even know???????

[hedwigo]

I NEED A DATE???????????

[GDarkstar74]

HAHAHAHA....He writes the most absurd but genius stuff.

[sonicboom]

I love this man so fucking much

[tynabop]

Lets play hillbillies and pretend we're stupid, LOL

[TheMusicHistorian]

John Waters is EPIC.

[scotzone]

I love me the John Waters. Thanks John.

[grazzellian]

Great Legend John Waters.

There's something I've noticed. Most gay men are wordsmiths. Good talkers who play with words and sound like what the British call "Posh". They're also very intellectual and knowledgeable. But most importantly, they're hilarious. There's something about Gay men that is nature given.

[ukraineisforlovers]

I would go gay for John Waters. And not just "Let's go bang in the back of the alley" gay, but, "Let's go to an intellectually stimulating movie and talk at great lengths at the local diner BEFORE we go bang in the back of the alley" gay.

[liamMaru]

You don't bang John Waters.

You romance John Waters.

[sshuck]

Poet.

[trashybeanpole]

oh jesus people. its john walters. quit being so stuck up...lol

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

Pedo ;)

This is the first video on Encyclopedia Dramatica on Pedophilia article.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

epicccccccccccccccccccccccc.

[AdrenalineAndLove]

Child molestation-jokes are the best kind of jokes.

[moonasha]

Oh god, someone lock this pedophile up I'm worried for my children!

[amek3333]

How is he a pedophile?

[brnleague99]

In his own words, he's NOT a pedophile although it does appear he was sent by Central Casting.

[megamen10]

a challenger appears!

pedobear.jpg

[anglomangler]

P-P-P-P-P-P-POLLY-ESTHER!!!

[PandaLePanda]

This guy... Charms me Ô_ò

[Germeka]

I won't let this guy near my children!

[hugboxx]

Fuck me, you're creepy.

Digging the pedo-stache.

[Lischitzky]

Why I didn´t know this guy earlier? He is a sweet moustache-muffin.

[rivetgeek]

creepy much?

[ryan21113]

Please tell me that that was prescripted or i am going to feel a bit dumb. Half of what was said went over my head. =(

[Mysteria129]

NUUU

PEDO!

[seth233]

I believe the show is called "Love You To Death" here in Canada, and John Waters narrates it. Awesome show.

[SuperJohnnorman]

This is creepy as fuck

[annmorrison]

I'd let him direct me...! XD

[YouLookLiekEltonJohn]

What the. . . .?

Fucking pedophile.

[CollisionConfusion]

Word.

[crazyrabbits]

Why have I not seen this guy before? He's friggin' hilarious!

[xjetsetxlifex]

What the fuck. That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

[JACKOFSPADES253]

PEDO!!!!!!!

[MyLurch]

Waters is so awesome it's legendary

[GimmeKitty]

@MyLurch He's naturally so damn funny!

[geofree1984]

ok you're just finding out now that john waters is a sick fuck?

hey johnny, can i sit on your sofa?

[100kcandy]

O_O!

Someone alert Pedobear.

[DEXtr1p]

he's hilarious in Jackass

[PeterRapesYou]

holy shit this guys a pedo!! he looks and sounds like such a SICK fuck!

[jimmyhayers]

where the fuck did this guy come from?

[DaxxLexx]

lol, I love John Walters XD

[imsamurai3000]

...Im a 9 year old girl.

[Dantescream]

what a nice gay man

[NetScourge]

This man is great.

[StaunchComic]

I love John Waters!

He is funny!

[Slyvexx]

OH LAWDY

[SanieClaws]

I love you, John Waters.

[SteveShasta]

who wants to sleep with smart people all the time anyways?

[emotastickittysnot]

......Is it okay to be scared?

[johnwyre]

funny <3

[tennyc]

Still got after all these years!

Love you John !

Very sad that there is nobody in the new generation who has his intensity fast wit and word play

[theraynexperience]

Hilarious. And kinky. :P

[jasperweary]

imagine that pencil thin 'stache wrappped around.........something

[irvingklaw57]

whats a popper?

[pizzaparty978]

fuck yeah i want a popper from john waters!

[ladyVixion]

Does this date include hot kinky sex? OH MY GOSH WHAT I'D GIVE TO GIVE YOU... :x

Hook a TRANNY UP

Love V

[LukeWehner]

tee hee

[cierapatrick]

i would so tear him up!!! he turns me so on.... in my spare time i masterbate to him.... yeah... he really knows how to turn my crank!!!!

[professionallynasty]

'Wanna popper'

Haha...clazzic...i member thoze.

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

I would definitely make him breakfast.

[worshipnaked]

I want a date, but I want to have dinner at my home. How do I arrange that? I have my family of four as guest, me, my significant other, and his parents. We are cool people and don't freak out in the presence of celebrity. I've been a fan since I am older than I will admit. I won't tell your age if you don't tell mine.

Love ya Dahlin,

Joey, aka Tallulah

[blupheonix44]

John Waters is a fucking genius! Thanks for introducing us to The Raveonettes John!!!!

[KillTheChicken23]

john waters is just..just..so pure, so good

[poolpig]

i juz cummed, 1:27

[poolpig]

i juz cummed, 1:27

[partypartymonster]

omg i'm all afluster!!!

[RalphWiggum08]

"Poached eggs with so much bacon you'll get headache..." LOL

[uneditedmeat]

I would bake John Waters a cake if I new he was cumming.

[raynegron]

I love this so.

[angelicxpretty]

Serious sexy stuff man, Sexiest gay man alive.

[fruityblack]

Wow years ago I met John Watars at a theater I worked at andI introduced myself and he was so so nice we talked a little time and I will never forget his taking the time to talk a little bit! It was really cool.

[Chance97477]

You are the Best. You need to come back to Eugene Oregon an Speak again. Because someone stole my ticket with your autograph on it, and i need a new one lol.

[MJJLWolf]

John Waters is God.

[NortonYorksterdam]

John Water's vision of Baltimore is outdated at best and superficial at worst. How many times is he going to show rowhomes, tacky White people, and Magic Negro stereotypes?

Levinson did Baltimore better.

[hedwigo]

I LOVE HIM!

[redaneck42]

He's creepy.

[bobcooksey]

Omigod--I have the song "Jet Boy Jet Girl."

[GameTheory1980]

John Waters is a sex god. Enough said.

[PILLOWHENRY]

the hillbilly bit was fuckin brilliant LOL

[bumblebert]

Its a travesty that ppl dont know how good a writer John Waters is. His books are hilarious and this video shows how witty he is.

[imabadfuthafucka]

i want a date with you and I live at 411 commercial st. I don't care what ricky martin thinks?!.

[TRWolf]

He's incredibly engaging, you can't bring yourself to stop listening to him.

[xxbabyj101]

OMG he is so sexi lmao.... So witty! lolz

[BostonBear]

I like that he finally put bears in one of his movies. You have to admit, he's put up some of the most demented film in the history of cinema. I heard he loves Provincetown

[greatclams]

oh ho ho he's a beast.

[jim1218]

anyone who wants 2 date with that fossil has no sense. lol

[ichdonthinkso]

can't ... look ... away

[fungipie]

What a sexy mother fucker.

[DC41288]

He has a Christmas CD as well

[KINS138]

dammit i want a date w/ john!

[SpoonerXYZ]

He's terrific, i really enjoy the way he's talking! I'd really like to meet that guy one day... his movies are amazing!

[hedwigo]

i need to get in touch with john waters! if you are out there? let's connect!

[gralu1]

You can write to John here: John Waters, c/o Atomic Books, 1100 W.36th Street, Baltimore, MD 21211 U.S.A.

[hedwigo]

gee thanks! i will write him soon!

[freethinker17]

I didn't think pink flamingos was too distrubing.

[AuntBarbara]

We dated briefly.  He liked to play leapfrog.

[taavo420]

he's Gay

[ennui406]

John Waters is so cool. I met him at the Michigan Gay Pride Day Festival several yrs, ago. GO JOHN!!!

[sexysebastian]

is john actually gay?

[ennui406]

I didn't ask him, but would assume so. Have you een his movies? He's super nice too.

[MinkStoler]

OF course i've seen his movies!!! Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho and Polyester are my favorites. I havn't seen Multiple Maniacs but plan to and Pink Flamingos is to disturbing.

[MinkStoler]

I think he's bisexual. He dated Mary Vivian Pearce and another girl and some guys.

[egglady]

I don't think he dated Mary Vivian Pearce--they are just friends.

[Yogiri]

Yeah. He's pretty gay. But that's what makes him so great. I heard he even asked Don Knotts on a date for the premiere of Serial Mom. But, he declined.

[Hobbs360]

verry acconci'esq

[BuryMeInBlack105]

ahahaha

[THEDEEDEEZOMBIE]

Oh my God, I'm in tears. This is so funny!!!

[lifeisjust1993]

i love how incredibly unusual he is. it's pure brilliance

[drowningthis]

hes my hero.

[baikinange]

I think that jacket is made out of a dead Airedale terrier. At least I THINK it's dead.

[KatieElder]

simply love him..and miss divine

[rapazce]

Haha! He really turned me on!!

[zionaheart]

I met john waters! HE was really nice!

[EMSlydell]

I'm ready to do the Dirty Worm and fall in love

[amazingeddie]

The world's oldest 14 year old...!

Right on JW ! ! !

[XxrazzledazzlexX]

Wanna be a gogo dancer? GO BABY GO!!

[LittleFrankNFurter]

Haha... "Johnny, are you queer?"

[arntk519]

John's sooo hot! I have a huge crush on him!!

[irken33]

Even his sweater is perverse : is that fleece or what?

[ejlnyc]

I wish John Waters were president - but I'm sure he has no desire to be. That's America's loss...