My show's a little bit silly, and a little bit pretenious like Shakespear's willy, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on. My show's also a little gay, and a little bit offensive,
like Thanksgiving Day, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on.
So put your cell phones to vibrate, and put your vibrators to cell phone mode.
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this: JOKE [silence]....exactly.
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this with a rap and a diss, and a swift wrap of the wrist, a wrap in kiss like Hersey's Wrap in a Kiss, shit I got a show that will test you kids, and it asks one question, and the question is
Humor is often linked to shared experience: like a guy gets up and says have you noticed
that public bathrooms have really inefficient hand dryers. Oh my god, yes i have, ha ha ha, really good point, they should fix that.Its good to know someone finally gets me. Because the wife divorced me, which proportionally forced me to lose all sense of self. SO its nice to think about hand dyers and not that cheating whore.
Ohhhh ??? baby, maybe I laugh at people jiggling keys. Now I'm older,bolder just get mad cause I notice that the keys are to a hummer. Fuck my life, he fucked my wife, so fuck my wife, fuck my life My son is gay, not sitcom gay. My daughters a whore like another who used to be her mother.
But the marriage made her a Miss Mary Americana, I want a teen but that screams primadonna. But the radical feminist made my wife a man!
Oh, and if die happy, the situation will AutoErotic Exfixiation. I hate my life and it hates me back. And my friend is black, but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him "What's up Jamal"even though his name is Steve.
Can't make out the next few lines: something about "Judas beat me to it"
What's funny, what's funny, funny, funny, funa funa funny. *Pop* Its a boy!What's funny, what's funny, What's funny, what's funny.
Laughter is obfuscating the first few lines before "Judas beat me to it" but the last part of the song goes
"I am slowly slipping into a depression and a solipsistic trance, coupled by the fact that I [bangs on the keyboard] MASTURBATE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER ARRGH"
Dude he messed up at the end bad. If you watch all his other performances you would know.
MrStickman13579 2 months ago
hahahahaahah he's the musical daniel tosh, just ironically less gay.
loveliesbleeding37 7 months ago
wow, the auto focus on your camera is fuuuuucked lol
jungle2266 11 months ago
WHERE'S THE TOURRETTES PART?!
firetongue22 1 year ago
banana
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
....TOURRETTES!
RobertBordenMusic 1 year ago
Lol at 0:34 where he's just like... whats funny whats funny...
Skateclark 1 year ago
Yeah I was there too!
vansyugo1 1 year ago
was this show on the 28th of november, because then the show would have been on my birthday !!! :D
eliiike 1 year ago
The song now is longerl apparently. There's a whole verse about asian comedians mocking their mother's accent, like Jo Koy (WHO I LOATHE).
And at the end he now yells 'AND I MASTURBATE BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE STANDERDS ARE LOW ENOUGH TO FUCK ME!" HA!
AndyLBuss 2 years ago 8
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BleedMyMind 1 year ago
@AndyLBuss but not Steve Byrne! ...yeah
foodonface 1 year ago
@AndyLBuss Yeah but he doesn't say he, he messes up at the end or something!
TheUninterestingKids 11 months ago
I think it is
Oh my god, I hate my life
Hate my kids, hate my wife
Even though I do it
Judas beat me to it
AndyLBuss 2 years ago
i was there
YamahaATVMudder 2 years ago
what day was this from? 27th or 28th
eva923 2 years ago
the 27th
77Pinoyako 2 years ago
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datsghetto 2 years ago
*Here's what I heard*
My show's a little bit silly, and a little bit pretenious like Shakespear's willy, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on. My show's also a little gay, and a little bit offensive,
like Thanksgiving Day, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on.
So put your cell phones to vibrate, and put your vibrators to cell phone mode.
odel0022 2 years ago
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this: JOKE [silence]....exactly.
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this with a rap and a diss, and a swift wrap of the wrist, a wrap in kiss like Hersey's Wrap in a Kiss, shit I got a show that will test you kids, and it asks one question, and the question is
whats funny, whats funny, what funny...
odel0022 2 years ago
Humor is often linked to shared experience: like a guy gets up and says have you noticed
that public bathrooms have really inefficient hand dryers. Oh my god, yes i have, ha ha ha, really good point, they should fix that.Its good to know someone finally gets me. Because the wife divorced me, which proportionally forced me to lose all sense of self. SO its nice to think about hand dyers and not that cheating whore.
odel0022 2 years ago
Ohhhh ??? baby, maybe I laugh at people jiggling keys. Now I'm older,bolder just get mad cause I notice that the keys are to a hummer. Fuck my life, he fucked my wife, so fuck my wife, fuck my life My son is gay, not sitcom gay. My daughters a whore like another who used to be her mother.
But the marriage made her a Miss Mary Americana, I want a teen but that screams primadonna. But the radical feminist made my wife a man!
odel0022 2 years ago
Oh, and if die happy, the situation will AutoErotic Exfixiation. I hate my life and it hates me back. And my friend is black, but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him "What's up Jamal"even though his name is Steve.
Can't make out the next few lines: something about "Judas beat me to it"
What's funny, what's funny, funny, funny, funa funa funny. *Pop* Its a boy!What's funny, what's funny, What's funny, what's funny.
odel0022 2 years ago
Laughter is obfuscating the first few lines before "Judas beat me to it" but the last part of the song goes
"I am slowly slipping into a depression and a solipsistic trance, coupled by the fact that I [bangs on the keyboard] MASTURBATE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER ARRGH"
devious12 2 years ago
when he said said the bit about ineffecient hand dryers i thought of sienfeld ahaha
yoogregcon 2 years ago
Woww, this is so good.
yoogregcon 2 years ago 3
i like it when he says "oh my gawd yes i have ha ha ha really good point" lmfaooo
kill4life121 2 years ago 2
haha, i went to the 7:00 show on saturday.
this is probably my favorite of his new stuff. :D
rebelgirl99 2 years ago
I saw him saturday too. :)
EMSKI21207 2 years ago
went to this show on saturday!!! LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
heygirl1234567 2 years ago
wasn't it awesome?!??! did you meet him? i did!
pinoy0978234 2 years ago
fuckin hilarious...cant wait to see him when he goes to UNH!! does he have a lot of new material?
neilkulp 2 years ago
yea he has lots of new material like stand up poems, freestyle and raps. I hope you enjoy!
pinoy0978234 2 years ago
oh god, that was hilarious
i loved the "*pop* it's a boy!"
OldBelle96 2 years ago 2