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  • Dude he messed up at the end bad. If you watch all his other performances you would know.

  • hahahahaahah he's the musical daniel tosh, just ironically less gay.

  • wow, the auto focus on your camera is fuuuuucked lol

  • WHERE'S THE TOURRETTES PART?!

  • banana

  • ....TOURRETTES!

  • Lol at 0:34 where he's just like... whats funny whats funny...

  • Yeah I was there too!

  • was this show on the 28th of november, because then the show would have been on my birthday !!! :D

  • The song now is longerl apparently. There's a whole verse about asian comedians mocking their mother's accent, like Jo Koy (WHO I LOATHE).

    And at the end he now yells 'AND I MASTURBATE BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE STANDERDS ARE LOW ENOUGH TO FUCK ME!" HA!

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  • @AndyLBuss but not Steve Byrne! ...yeah

  • @AndyLBuss Yeah but he doesn't say he, he messes up at the end or something!

  • I think it is

    Oh my god, I hate my life

    Hate my kids, hate my wife

    Even though I do it

    Judas beat me to it

  • i was there

  • what day was this from? 27th or 28th

  • the 27th

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  • *Here's what I heard*

    My show's a little bit silly, and a little bit pretenious like Shakespear's willy, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on. My show's also a little gay, and a little bit offensive,

    like Thanksgiving Day, or Noam Chompsky wearing a strap on.

    So put your cell phones to vibrate, and put your vibrators to cell phone mode.

  • Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this: JOKE [silence]....exactly.

    Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this with a rap and a diss, and a swift wrap of the wrist, a wrap in kiss like Hersey's Wrap in a Kiss, shit I got a show that will test you kids, and it asks one question, and the question is

    whats funny, whats funny, what funny...

  • Humor is often linked to shared experience: like a guy gets up and says have you noticed

    that public bathrooms have really inefficient hand dryers. Oh my god, yes i have, ha ha ha, really good point, they should fix that.Its good to know someone finally gets me. Because the wife divorced me, which proportionally forced me to lose all sense of self. SO its nice to think about hand dyers and not that cheating whore.

  • Ohhhh ??? baby, maybe I laugh at people jiggling keys. Now I'm older,bolder just get mad cause I notice that the keys are to a hummer. Fuck my life, he fucked my wife, so fuck my wife, fuck my life My son is gay, not sitcom gay. My daughters a whore like another who used to be her mother.

    But the marriage made her a Miss Mary Americana, I want a teen but that screams primadonna. But the radical feminist made my wife a man!

  • Oh, and if die happy, the situation will AutoErotic Exfixiation. I hate my life and it hates me back. And my friend is black, but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him "What's up Jamal"even though his name is Steve.

    Can't make out the next few lines: something about "Judas beat me to it"

    What's funny, what's funny, funny, funny, funa funa funny. *Pop* Its a boy!What's funny, what's funny, What's funny, what's funny.

  • Laughter is obfuscating the first few lines before "Judas beat me to it" but the last part of the song goes

    "I am slowly slipping into a depression and a solipsistic trance, coupled by the fact that I [bangs on the keyboard] MASTURBATE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER ARRGH"

  • when he said said the bit about ineffecient hand dryers i thought of sienfeld ahaha

  • Woww, this is so good.

  • i like it when he says "oh my gawd yes i have ha ha ha really good point" lmfaooo

  • haha, i went to the 7:00 show on saturday.

    this is probably my favorite of his new stuff. :D

  • I saw him saturday too. :)

  • went to this show on saturday!!! LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wasn't it awesome?!??! did you meet him? i did!

  • fuckin hilarious...cant wait to see him when he goes to UNH!! does he have a lot of new material?

  • yea he has lots of new material like stand up poems, freestyle and raps. I hope you enjoy!

  • oh god, that was hilarious

    i loved the "*pop* it's a boy!"

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