Cryptique Episode 2 Part 1 of 3: BURIAL GROUND

[Poohell666]

holy crap! I watched this shitty movie back in Russia. It was so bad I hoped I was just high and made dreamt it.

[SivartAlappes]

..... so how can we see the unrated cut that doesn't have a skull in the way! lol

[dmfix]

The blonds name was Janet. As in the Rocky Horror Picture Show's dammit Janet ********. And another midget...Phantasm!!!!

[rigormortiiis]

I remember when I first saw this movie... I couldn't get over how fucking creepy that little man-elf-dwarf-kid was!

Great review.

[HELLKAISERRYO2]

You should review Neon Maniacs or The Spookies next.

[EvilDeadFan1990]

what are you going to review next?

[spudmustang]

I know it's wrong, but I can't stop watching! I give her a solid B (cup size, that is). And that creepy dwarf boy made it all the more enticing. Good show!

[spudmustang]

Miko, I watched this movie over the weekend just because of your review. Remembering your commentary made an awful movie hilarious!

[Truefade]

I love the Camera guy, but Miko is awesome - Chiyo

[grabmail]

damn it! why censor it if you wanna show it!!!

[Justletmeinyoursite]

"and new cameraman!"

"sup"

lol.

I miss Elvira After Dark, and its good to see another person with the same wit and guts to take a punch at some of our favorite (or not so favorite) horror flicks.

[DrRazorblade]

You guys are great!

[haywood86]

Holy shit I pissed myself during the febreeze part. Oh jesus funny stuff!

[kwill81]

I need to that frebreze, I already have a clorax pen to take care of fresh blood stains.

[animaniaco]

Great job,Miko!!

But I think you are to young to dress yourself like that!(No,im not gay!)

[MikoMacabre]

I guess you're right, dad.

[animaniaco]

"Dad"...

Im only 33!

Keep it up with the videos!!

[fonzrck02]

ur hot.. shit

[burialgroundbelgium]

All hail italian horror !!!

[blurghman]

Stupid pollen!

Great Vid x

[psychicvarmont]

Where can i find this movie? is it uploaded any wheres on the internet?

[HOP4formaldahyde]

Chillingy real!

[cvala632]

Thanks, Miko. This was a horrifically bad piece of childhood cheese that I found myself searching for one lonely night after too much to drink, in order to maybe put some demons of the past to rest, and I stumble upon your contributions to this place. Thanks so much! You've lived up an otherwise dull night, luv.

[BaronFowling]

I laughed at "Doommate".

(But that was it.)

Thank John Carpenter for it's informative value, then! Or, y'know, you. Thank you.

[thegreathorror]

I agree nothing beats "Hell Of The Living Dead"

[KevServo]

You're beautiful, funny and a horror nerd, Miko. Though if I could recommend something, you should wear a corset to push your bust up a bit. I think you'd look a lot better.

[sexydecayed69]

Hey that is a good idea and I second that one,She needs a nice sexy corset or bustier.

Good call.

[Malphas87]

WOMAN GET A CORSET OR I'LL STOP SUBSCRIPTION =(

Oh yah and ur hot <3

[sexydecayed69]

Lol thats what I think to giggles.

Naw I wont unsuscribe but damn wouldnt she look sooo sexy in a corset.

Maybe like a very nice sheer skirt with it grins.

[MikoMacabre]

Got one! You'll see it soon!

[grabmail]

guys who have corset fetish = weird.

we want lace bitches. lace

[KevServo]

I never mentioned a corset fetish, I merely stated she should wear one, because it would mainly look amazing on her.

[MikoMacabre]

Well you won! So get ready, Servo, because my Satellite of Love now comes wrapped in a black satin corset!

[KevServo]

Permit me to say, me lovely....SQUEE!

[MikoMacabre]

I tried one some lace costumes but they simply just did not give enough support!  Plus the corset gives great lift. It's satin, if that helps?

[sexydecayed69]

Hmmm very nice upskirt,looks away bashfully lol.

Ohh My god this movie was sooo bad but fun to watch and I love your lil commentaries on it.

Ohh yea and agreed that the midget playing a young boy was very umm yea very wierd,damn He kinda got the short end of the deal when they cast that part lol bad pun.

[zombienards]

I found this movie at the dump last summer!

[waynec38]

leidern called it! you know what?i though you looked incredible when i 1st saw you,and i felt you had a great personality

[childofthe80s1981]

I agree with Vectronics being an avid AVGN fan this is a major compliment

[efhg]

this girl is hot awsome and funny what a great triogy

[bigzombiefan]

There is a goof in your video

continuity: In the video your VHS tape of "BURIAL GROUND" changes possitions on the table

continuity: The hand moved a finger and changed

possitions on the table.

[MikoMacabre]

Goofs in the video? How can this be?  We have a multi-million dollar production crew to prevent such petty errors like continuity mishaps. I'm ashamed of myself.

[pagoshaw]

Just like being in a movie theater. AAHHH COMMERCIALS!!!

[trufade]

You remind me of Randal from Clerks but you are not as bad. You need a Dante and you will be famous. I like your reviews, really indepent! Awesome is one word to describe you! ^_^

[MikoMacabre]

Thank you so much! Randall is my hero and I'm very flattered I remind you of him!

[ElFuzzyFilms]

ur like 20 sumthin ryt?

[MikoMacabre]

ryt

[ElFuzzyFilms]

ah thought u were too old for 12 hehe

[Pantz104]

I think we may have seen more than just some nipple in this episode.. or maybe I'm just seeing things. Either way, keep 'em coming!

[drnrg31]

More like a shadow. I was wishful thinking too.

[Dreadpirate46]

It's great to have you back. Episode 2, yes! And what an awful movie. I'll have to look out for it. Cheers!

[pixl8edkat]

hehe. pretty funny "show" you got. nice set. love the coffin. :o) uh-oh. i saw a nipple!

"would you like a suckle of my 'zip'ple?" lol

[foottothenuts]

i don't think your 12

[MikoMacabre]

You're a smart one.

[drnrg31]

Lucky camera man. He got a boob shot.

[Leidern]

He also got the upskirt shot. But I guess that was scripted and so she must have been wearing shorts, lol.

Would you consider Demoni (1985) for a cryptique? Thanks. One more thing: booze, cool; boobs, nice; but you've also got nice legs!

[MikoMacabre]

The upskirt was completely accidental! I tried to edit it out, in fact, but couldn't.

I love Demons and will definitely do an episode on it in the future. I'm just going to be doing a few slasher flicks first since I've done zombies and demons already.

And thanks!

[buckiemohawk]

sure you tried to edit it out and your definitaly not romanian... but ha ha yr cool have you ever seen the cinema snob reviews there good

[Vectronics]

You're becoming the AVGN of horor movie reviews , and i mean that as compliment , this is amazing in every way . JV

[Mormo]

LOL!!! Great video you are awesome! So well edited and funny!!!

[cambellfan22]

zing niple shot

[DigitalOberon]

Excellent video. I couldn't stop laughing at the "italian Burt Reynolds" gag.

[iconocrat]

Miko's back! First to comment! <I hate when people do that!

The new set looks good - well, as good as it should look for a show like this.

Who smells leaves?