I found the solution! make him wear gloves that are made out of skittles! he wont turn them into skittles when he puts them on because they already are skittles. i'm a genius!
If he touched the ocean, we'd all die of dehydration. And I feel bad for this dude...plus did you catch on to the fact that he killed a guy on the bus? :O
killyoubitch27 mars candy kills a 100 dogs and cats a day for Senseless research check it out for your self type this in the search box on you tube. mars candy kills.
lol just stick out your hand when someone shoots you. the bullets turn to skittles on contact and they just bounce off your hand. AWESOME. Hope he doesn't need to jerk off anytime soon
rule # 7 of skittle touch theory laws : when skittles are touched by skittle touch, they do NOT turn into smalled skittles but in fact change color, switching according to the order of the rainow ( purple->red->orange ect)
How come the air doesn't turn into Skittles. I've been studying Chemistry for years, and I can tell you that when Ox2Yu touches H2O it is an explosive reaction. So Then I can ptove to you that when YU0P (Skittles) touches O (Oxygen) that it should turn into Skittles. Thus, no one could breathe.
There wouldn't be any oxygen left to touch, cause the Earth would've already skittlized, leaving everyone to float off into space, as they suffocate/freeze/melt in the atmosphereless void where earth once was.
If the entire Earth(but not objects on the Earth) turned to skittles what would happen actually, considering gravity's effects? Would we all just sink into skittles?
well, the earth will turn into skittles, but due to the massive amount of matter (skittles), then the cluster of matter will 'stick' together in a ball.
yeah, without the earth, the enormous amount of candy will generate enough gravitational force to attract the objects in the immediate area....and yes ppl. But i think the ppl will just start eating the candy. And digging to China does seem possible!!
stop asking what would happen if he touched a skittle bcuz hes already touching skittles and nothing happened...omg and he doesnt need his hands to have sex...
wait if everything he touches turns to skittles then how is he wearing any clothes cuz he's still touching them, unless he's wearing turn in to skittle proof clothes
Imagine your the fabled King Madias, except instead of turning things into gold, things you touch turn into shit and everything that touches turns into shit. Pretty soon the whole world is shit and its all your fault.
62 people must be related to the man on the bus
thagingerbreadman 3 days ago
Don't insult Tim like that! You have no idea how powerful his skittle magic is...
SidRulz100 3 months ago
I know the ending was added in by the uploader but... How is this the worst? It's fucking hilarious!
DONEILL15 4 months ago
that would b awesome to have that kind of power where everything u touch turns 2 skitttles
hockeyguyh8 6 months ago
@hockeyguyh8 is it is it rly when you can't touch ur new born baby llol
thefreashkidz04 6 months ago
@thefreashkidz04 lol except wen u touch other humans how bout dat..it would b awesome to hav that kind of power except wen u touch other humans
hockeyguyh8 6 months ago
@hockeyguyh8 yea it would b pretty awesome
thefreashkidz04 5 months ago
What happens if he goes to the bathroom and touches the urinal/toilet?
NinjaCommandosInc 7 months ago
I found the solution! make him wear gloves that are made out of skittles! he wont turn them into skittles when he puts them on because they already are skittles. i'm a genius!
Rob1iam 7 months ago 2
PAUSE AT EXACTLY 41 SECONDS!
fyocouchnickel 7 months ago
He should give all my teachers high fives! :D
MarcosEzekiel 7 months ago
i want him to hug justin beiber
The1116663 8 months ago
he should give rebecca black a hug :D
ravenbrown411 8 months ago 5
? at the end - the desk is still real .... o_O
UKwxm 8 months ago 16
Come on people, clearly the rules of skittle touch state that it is only things touched with the hands.
jaryd12345 8 months ago 2
He can turn his shit into skittles hahahaha :DDD
18003333474 9 months ago 3
what if he touched skittles
BCanadianPaintballer 9 months ago
What about the chair thats not turning into skittles
LEGOkevo 9 months ago
@LEGOkevo like midas touch, it's his hands that have the power... he just needs to be more coordinated with using his feet, thats all!
EnvyMy75 9 months ago
WAIT
How did he concieve the newborn baby?
EricBallard 9 months ago 37
@EricBallard its only his hands. how else would he be wearing clothes.
mockhazzard 7 months ago
@EricBallard Maybe it's just his hands?
WhiteTiger950 7 months ago
@WhiteTiger950 Yea I think so now
EricBallard 7 months ago
@EricBallard u ever heard of the candy: "rainbow drops" i think the rest of that one can tell itself lol
TheJuicyfruitx 6 months ago
@EricBallard its just his hands tht have powers
kiezamatik13 6 months ago
@EricBallard It looked like his hands were the only things that could do it :p So maybe his penis is safe from skittle-turning-or-whatever!
foreverxillxlovexyou 3 months ago
@EricBallard
Obviously it's just his hands turning things into skittles. He could be wearing gloves, or something.
The1AndOnlyMike 2 months ago
@The1AndOnlyMike could be wearing gloves?
how did he put em on? lmao
WILLYUMZZZ 2 months ago
@WILLYUMZZZ
Touché
The1AndOnlyMike 2 months ago
Suck.
The83rdTrombonist 10 months ago
touch the terrorist.
RespectMyHate 10 months ago
rofl! @ 0:44 his desk is there still :) bwahahahahahahhahahahahhahah :D
piesrevenge 10 months ago
you know... i wouldn't even mind being turned into skittles. that's a good way to go
MsSkateboardP 10 months ago
wonder how he pisses.
JYUkulele 10 months ago
@ianguemusic
If he touched the ocean, we'd all die of dehydration. And I feel bad for this dude...plus did you catch on to the fact that he killed a guy on the bus? :O
OwlCityFan26 10 months ago
@OwlCityFan26 You can't drink ocean water cause it's salt water. *Troll troll troll* :V
Puhtuka 10 months ago
@OwlCityFan26 Did you catch the fact this is an ADVERT that is NOT REAL? o_o
JulciiaOfficial 10 months ago
@OwlCityFan26 just goes to show that owl city fans are all morons. i mean you HAVE to be a moron to like that guys voice
notchjohnson1 10 months ago
@lolapalooza100 Did you see the end of the commercial?
Jumpybeaver 10 months ago
TOUCH THE OCEAN!!!! TOUCH IT!!!!!!!
ianguemusic 11 months ago
This looks like a horror movie, and not a funny commercials
khidak1 1 year ago
look at the last scene "I just wanted to be left alone" scene. The table is still there. lol!
limpnine9 1 year ago 2
How annoying it would be to get your M&ms changed into skittles.. I would be like "WTF!? My m&ms turned into skittles" yeah.. Something like that...
mrjoni54 1 year ago
but wait...hes touchin the chair with his ass, hes touching the world with his feet...how come the world dont turn into the skittles?
chrislander1212 1 year ago
@chrislander1212 its his fingers that have skittle powerr. hahaha
OhSnapItsKateAndMegg 1 year ago
Wanna know why skittles don't turn into skittles,because...
SKITTLES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE! >:O
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago 2
What if he touches skittles?
ItsABigFatCat 1 year ago
he could easily destroy us all....
kwebber1234 1 year ago
what happens if he touches the ground? will the earth turn into skittles??
ghfyoug 1 year ago
@ghfyoug You just saw it!
Jumpybeaver 1 year ago
Well, if he ever wanted to commit suicide, it'd be really easy.
ThatguycalledJoe 1 year ago
Aww damn he fell. He used his hands to break the fall but.........
rinconsurfers 1 year ago
So... So what would happen if he had to take a piss?
AllThingsThatAreBad 1 year ago 5
LMAO!
But, why does he have a phone and a computer in the first place?
tudorjason 1 year ago
how does this guy masterbate its like . yeah yeah yeah OH SHIT!!!
25222ujkl3ui 1 year ago
@juicyhog564 then we're f*cked...
equinox627 1 year ago
@juicyhog564 2012
lddevo88 1 year ago
what would happen if he touched a skittles? *gasp* that would tear a black hole in the universe!!!
skittlz575 1 year ago
LOL this shit funny
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myepicfail1 1 year ago
that would suck to have that touch. imagine a shopping mall... OMGZ
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killyoubitch27 1 year ago
@killyoubitch27 peta kills thousands of dogs and cats a year.
cooldit1 1 year ago
lol James Earl Jones
DrClay999 1 year ago
He could feed armies just by touching rocks.
Releasethehoundz 1 year ago
haters!! this commercial is the best
kingjorge19 1 year ago
How come this man is considered a global threat!?
koji8123 1 year ago
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LordThios 2 years ago
You can't touch a rainbow though.
roberture 2 years ago 4
what happens when he masturbates?
marioofwarvone 2 years ago 6
A yummy dildo.
EruptionINmyPants 2 years ago
@marioofwarvone he doesnt.... not anymore.
YaksBall8 1 year ago
@marioofwarvone LOOOL Skittles dick. Girls will finally want his dick.
KSTAR345 1 year ago
touch himself
shortwanker 2 years ago
Some guy on the last page said "boy, I hope he doesn't masturbate!"
EddieTheFishReturns 2 years ago 6
yea fuck you skittles
maximilianC9 2 years ago
what does he jack his birds??hahaha
palku52 2 years ago
wat about when he was a baby and crawled on his hands...not to mention his breastfeeding
PianoplayerX007 2 years ago
he was cursed when he was 10
Ravenkliff 2 years ago
wat if he touches skitlles, do more skittles come out of the skittles he touched?
JaKeW13 2 years ago
yea
IrkenInvader237 2 years ago
what if he clap his hands?
JukaDominator 2 years ago
Then he will be a pile of Skittles.
Schneider10101 2 years ago
i think he should wear a pair of gloves
dendelionnum1 2 years ago
The gloves would turn to skittles
Myllor18 2 years ago 3
oh ya! i didn't think of that! LOL
dendelionnum1 2 years ago
SKITTLE GLOVES!
GENIUS!
lol
akwardscilence 2 years ago
If he touches skittles the skittles multiply by a factor of 2.... thus creating more and more skittles.
Cantoffie 2 years ago
Think about King Midas... and you'll understand!
BigKwell 2 years ago
he should be on a bomb squad, so he can just turn the bomb into skittles XD
wiigcnds 2 years ago 124
@wiigcnds and then the world will be sooooo much happier
rd649 1 year ago
@wiigcnds he is a black jesus with candy powers.
ZR3FR1K 1 year ago
@wiigcnds Then it would be called exploding skittles you dumbass!
CpsLock3 10 months ago
@wiigcnds DATS FUNNY
FELICIANNO09 9 months ago
lol just stick out your hand when someone shoots you. the bullets turn to skittles on contact and they just bounce off your hand. AWESOME. Hope he doesn't need to jerk off anytime soon
LordPlagus777 2 years ago 4
lmfao, you jerk off then your dick turns to skittles!
blahblahgdp 2 years ago 4
He's black, so that's alot of skittles
LordPlagus777 2 years ago 4
The desk come back cause it's from the part before it turns into skittles. And the voice is the dub
LordPlagus777 2 years ago
what the?? the desk reappears!!
RiceThing01 2 years ago 2
What if he touched skittles?
groovyme12 2 years ago 3
rule # 7 of skittle touch theory laws : when skittles are touched by skittle touch, they do NOT turn into smalled skittles but in fact change color, switching according to the order of the rainow ( purple->red->orange ect)
quackmac3000 2 years ago 59
nah man it would cause the universe to implode...
VaTechMarkbd2 2 years ago
What about those lil mutant skittles that you get once in a while shaped like those Siamese twins
LordPlagus777 2 years ago
@quackmac3000 BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sethjxl 1 year ago
@quackmac3000 no, they turn into m&ms.
LibraHorse1 1 year ago
since he did in the commercial it seems that skittles are the only thing he CAN touch
woz386 2 years ago
I'd be a dictator, obey me or be Skitalized!!!
damuleface 2 years ago 2
i wish i could do that.... it would be skittles anarchy!
MrNuggsable 2 years ago
at least he'll never been hungry!!
partygirl209 2 years ago
hes gettin diabetes tho! lol
woz386 2 years ago
gd point!!
partygirl209 2 years ago
how does he take baths XD
dirtysouthg4l 2 years ago
lmao he got so mad
adiosk8tr8 2 years ago
lol just read the comment below made me laugh you didnt have to get all smart about it. its just a commercial
TearNuma 2 years ago 2
How come the air doesn't turn into Skittles. I've been studying Chemistry for years, and I can tell you that when Ox2Yu touches H2O it is an explosive reaction. So Then I can ptove to you that when YU0P (Skittles) touches O (Oxygen) that it should turn into Skittles. Thus, no one could breathe.
HIPH0PDONTSTOP 2 years ago 3
Just a commercial dude.
sebastianave 2 years ago 3
then skittles would form from qxygen in the space close to his hands.
Laiatar 2 years ago
somebody likes to be a smart-ass about a COMMERCIAL! of coures it's not gonna be 100% ture to life
deviltrigger555 2 years ago
@deviltrigger555
Yeah,but they wanna add logic to it,even though its not real.Its adding logic to the logic in the commercial.
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago
You are so free...
whereisgelodawg 2 years ago
There wouldn't be any oxygen left to touch, cause the Earth would've already skittlized, leaving everyone to float off into space, as they suffocate/freeze/melt in the atmosphereless void where earth once was.
Aldaraia666 2 years ago
@HIPH0PDONTSTOP
l[]lx
Everyone would drown in skittles,or be crushed then too,but atoms don't just stick together,or just touch each other though.
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago
Only his hands turn stuff into Skittles.
nintendogsyo 2 years ago
why hassent the floor turned into skittles?? he has to walk on it dosent he??
NELLYNASTEE 2 years ago
apparently its only his HANDS that do it...
cknj3746 2 years ago
haha yeah i guess.
NELLYNASTEE 2 years ago
@cknj3746
He has the skittles touch XD
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago
How did the desk reappear?
RaviAVillian 2 years ago 3
How does he even have his clothes on?
steveo8713 2 years ago
didnt you hear what you said, did you feed and dress yourself this morning?
bballer840 2 years ago
You should have reversed the turning to skittles parts. That's what I wanted to see.
tokuanimecitvguy 2 years ago
he's dumb, touching the phone, the desk, the earth...
pmusial02 2 years ago
hehehe...
TheMonkeylover11 2 years ago
how did he sit on the chair
ceana27 2 years ago
its only stuff he touches with his hands u dont need hands to sit in a chair
thetrailerparkboys 2 years ago
sometimes you do, like if its out of place, but then he would ask someone for help, or use his legs.
darkness12345678 1 year ago
Yo that's Angry Man from Martin.
"Sit yo ass down"!
steeltownbrown52 2 years ago
nice xx
FlyAwayBatman1 2 years ago
best commerical ever...ending sucked. original is better..
briank1ne 2 years ago
He touched the earth
DarkBlyth 2 years ago
the "i just want to be left alone" clip is a soundbite from james earl jones in field of dreams. ha.
JesseDean929 2 years ago
If the entire Earth(but not objects on the Earth) turned to skittles what would happen actually, considering gravity's effects? Would we all just sink into skittles?
awhislyle 2 years ago 2
i guess everything would just float around and we would be dead seeing as how there's no air in space
zeldafanboy345 2 years ago
well, the earth will turn into skittles, but due to the massive amount of matter (skittles), then the cluster of matter will 'stick' together in a ball.
cosmosvision 2 years ago
ooo that makes lots of sense!!! :)
that and there would still be people floating around, if that happened!
Funnyfish66 2 years ago
yeah, without the earth, the enormous amount of candy will generate enough gravitational force to attract the objects in the immediate area....and yes ppl. But i think the ppl will just start eating the candy. And digging to China does seem possible!!
cosmosvision 2 years ago 3
But it will be dangerous because ur digging/eating ur way into the planet and it willbe rare to find water
Bykerigan1 2 years ago
stop asking what would happen if he touched a skittle bcuz hes already touching skittles and nothing happened...omg and he doesnt need his hands to have sex...
fawlookar 2 years ago
wait he was touching his clothes... O.o
killerchicken741 2 years ago
you can see the desk again when he says 'I just want to be left alone'
tristansmall 2 years ago
the person who added this video obviously edited
madskilzzzz 2 years ago
was wondering why my pee tasted sweet ;P
Kranitoko 2 years ago
Best ending ever!
jinxedmodder 2 years ago
He's obviously married, so his wife might give him handjobs.
andhellomyneighbor 2 years ago 3
the baby could be a bastard! XD
Funnyfish66 2 years ago
@Funnyfish66
How did he even have sex?
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago
@LostMusicalMeanings idk, he kept his hands out & she rode on top... it's a commercial...
Funnyfish66 1 year ago
@LostMusicalMeanings no hand touch
vodkaization 1 year ago
he must have tripped
phiphi602 2 years ago 4
Lol, the whole world blew up into skittles
Blessedratdragon 2 years ago
what if he touch his hands
dannywuyue 2 years ago
you ruined that commercial horribly
ipwnatpokemon 2 years ago
The commercial was great before, it's your edited in ending that ruined it.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 2 years ago
wear gloves lol
roastedsanta 2 years ago
the gloves turn to skittles.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 2 years ago
what if he touched a skittle....
lmfaoodebbieex 2 years ago
lmao
HotHipHopReleases 2 years ago
the skittle gives birth. right then and there, to another skittle.
Saffien 2 years ago
What if he goes to swim? :D
Hilu8D 2 years ago
good day for me, then :D
Saffien 2 years ago
@flamingduck if you listened to what he said was that he didn't dress himself. Still it would be impossible
LokiHades 2 years ago
He meant that how can his body touch the clothes without the clothes turning into skittles.
raeeepic 2 years ago
@LokiHades
So he was born with those clothes,or had the issue in his work clothes? o.o
LostMusicalMeanings 1 year ago
wait if everything he touches turns to skittles then how is he wearing any clothes cuz he's still touching them, unless he's wearing turn in to skittle proof clothes
flamingduck8 2 years ago
Imagine your the fabled King Madias, except instead of turning things into gold, things you touch turn into shit and everything that touches turns into shit. Pretty soon the whole world is shit and its all your fault.
crazymcfobo 2 years ago
he says he doesnt dress himself in the proper ad and he cant hold his new born baby either, this ending is so lame
Tipene1 2 years ago
how does he have a kid when he everything he touches turns to skittles...
SoPrediktable 2 years ago
maybe its just his hands??
ikijah 2 years ago
weird, since you use your hands a lot during sex... i wonder if he ever jerked off
Saffien 2 years ago
i think his mother did it for him, with gloves on
HaloReplicas 2 years ago
Who says you need to use your hands in order to have kids? They help sure, but when it comes down to it, the woman can ride on top.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 2 years ago 3