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  • 62 people must be related to the man on the bus

  • Don't insult Tim like that! You have no idea how powerful his skittle magic is...

  • I know the ending was added in by the uploader but... How is this the worst? It's fucking hilarious!

  • that would b awesome to have that kind of power where everything u touch turns 2 skitttles

  • @hockeyguyh8 is it is it rly when you can't touch ur new born baby llol

  • @thefreashkidz04 lol except wen u touch other humans how bout dat..it would b awesome to hav that kind of power except wen u touch other humans

  • @hockeyguyh8 yea it would b pretty awesome

  • What happens if he goes to the bathroom and touches the urinal/toilet?

  • I found the solution! make him wear gloves that are made out of skittles! he wont turn them into skittles when he puts them on because they already are skittles. i'm a genius! 

  • PAUSE AT EXACTLY 41 SECONDS!

  • He should give all my teachers high fives! :D

  • i want him to hug justin beiber

  • he should give rebecca black a hug :D

  • ? at the end - the desk is still real .... o_O

  • Come on people, clearly the rules of skittle touch state that it is only things touched with the hands.

  • He can turn his shit into skittles hahahaha :DDD

  • what if he touched skittles

  • What about the chair thats not turning into skittles

  • @LEGOkevo like midas touch, it's his hands that have the power... he just needs to be more coordinated with using his feet, thats all!

  • WAIT

    How did he concieve the newborn baby?

  • @EricBallard its only his hands. how else would he be wearing clothes.

  • @EricBallard Maybe it's just his hands?

  • @WhiteTiger950 Yea I think so now

  • @EricBallard u ever heard of the candy: "rainbow drops" i think the rest of that one can tell itself lol

  • @EricBallard its just his hands tht have powers

  • @EricBallard It looked like his hands were the only things that could do it :p So maybe his penis is safe from skittle-turning-or-whatever!

  • @EricBallard

    Obviously it's just his hands turning things into skittles. He could be wearing gloves, or something.

  • @The1AndOnlyMike could be wearing gloves?

    how did he put em on? lmao

  • @WILLYUMZZZ

    Touché

  • Suck.

  • touch the terrorist.

  • rofl! @ 0:44 his desk is there still :) bwahahahahahahhahahahahhahah :D

  • you know... i wouldn't even mind being turned into skittles. that's a good way to go

  • wonder how he pisses.

  • @ianguemusic

    If he touched the ocean, we'd all die of dehydration. And I feel bad for this dude...plus did you catch on to the fact that he killed a guy on the bus? :O

  • @OwlCityFan26 You can't drink ocean water cause it's salt water. *Troll troll troll* :V

  • @OwlCityFan26 Did you catch the fact this is an ADVERT that is NOT REAL? o_o

  • @OwlCityFan26 just goes to show that owl city fans are all morons. i mean you HAVE to be a moron to like that guys voice

  • @lolapalooza100 Did you see the end of the commercial?

  • TOUCH THE OCEAN!!!! TOUCH IT!!!!!!!

  • This looks like a horror movie, and not a funny commercials

  • look at the last scene "I just wanted to be left alone" scene. The table is still there. lol!

  • How annoying it would be to get your M&ms changed into skittles.. I would be like "WTF!? My m&ms turned into skittles" yeah.. Something like that...

  • but wait...hes touchin the chair with his ass, hes touching the world with his feet...how come the world dont turn into the skittles?

  • @chrislander1212 its his fingers that have skittle powerr. hahaha

  • Wanna know why skittles don't turn into skittles,because...

    SKITTLES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE! >:O

  • What if he touches skittles?

  • he could easily destroy us all....

  • what happens if he touches the ground? will the earth turn into skittles??

  • @ghfyoug You just saw it!

  • Well, if he ever wanted to commit suicide, it'd be really easy.

  • Aww damn he fell. He used his hands to break the fall but.........

  • So... So what would happen if he had to take a piss?

  • LMAO!

    But, why does he have a phone and a computer in the first place?

  • how does this guy masterbate its like . yeah yeah yeah OH SHIT!!!

  • @juicyhog564 then we're f*cked...

  • @juicyhog564 2012

  • what would happen if he touched a skittles? *gasp* that would tear a black hole in the universe!!!

  • LOL this shit funny

  • that would suck to have that touch. imagine a shopping mall... OMGZ

  • @killyoubitch27 peta kills thousands of dogs and cats a year.

  • lol James Earl Jones

  • He could feed armies just by touching rocks.

  • haters!! this commercial is the best

  • How come this man is considered a global threat!?

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  • You can't touch a rainbow though.

  • what happens when he masturbates?

  • A yummy dildo.

  • @marioofwarvone he doesnt.... not anymore.

  • @marioofwarvone LOOOL Skittles dick. Girls will finally want his dick.

  • touch himself

  • Some guy on the last page said "boy, I hope he doesn't masturbate!"

  • yea fuck you skittles

  • what does he jack his birds??hahaha

  • wat about when he was a baby and crawled on his hands...not to mention his breastfeeding

  • he was cursed when he was 10

  • wat if he touches skitlles, do more skittles come out of the skittles he touched?

  • yea

  • what if he clap his hands?

  • Then he will be a pile of Skittles.

  • i think he should wear a  pair of gloves

  • The gloves would turn to skittles

  • oh ya! i didn't think of that! LOL

  • SKITTLE GLOVES!

    GENIUS!

    lol

  • If he touches skittles the skittles multiply by a factor of 2.... thus creating more and more skittles.

  • Think about King Midas... and you'll understand!

  • he should be on a bomb squad, so he can just turn the bomb into skittles XD

  • @wiigcnds and then the world will be sooooo much happier

  • @wiigcnds he is a black jesus with candy powers.

  • @wiigcnds Then it would be called exploding skittles you dumbass!

  • @wiigcnds DATS FUNNY

  • lol just stick out your hand when someone shoots you. the bullets turn to skittles on contact and they just bounce off your hand. AWESOME. Hope he doesn't need to jerk off anytime soon

  • lmfao, you jerk off then your dick turns to skittles!

  • He's black, so that's alot of skittles

  • The desk come back cause it's from the part before it turns into skittles. And the voice is the dub

  • what the?? the desk reappears!!

  • What if he touched skittles?

  • rule # 7 of skittle touch theory laws : when skittles are touched by skittle touch, they do NOT turn into smalled skittles but in fact change color, switching according to the order of the rainow ( purple->red->orange ect)

  • nah man it would cause the universe to implode...

  • What about those lil mutant skittles that you get once in a while shaped like those Siamese twins

  • @quackmac3000 BAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @quackmac3000 no, they turn into m&ms.

  • since he did in the commercial it seems that skittles are the only thing he CAN touch

  • I'd be a dictator, obey me or be Skitalized!!!

  • i wish i could do that.... it would be skittles anarchy!

  • at least he'll never been hungry!!

  • hes gettin diabetes tho! lol

  • gd point!!

  • how does he take baths XD

  • lmao he got so mad

  • lol just read the comment below made me laugh you didnt have to get all smart about it. its just a commercial

  • How come the air doesn't turn into Skittles. I've been studying Chemistry for years, and I can tell you that when Ox2Yu touches H2O it is an explosive reaction. So Then I can ptove to you that when YU0P (Skittles) touches O (Oxygen) that it should turn into Skittles. Thus, no one could breathe.

  • Just a commercial dude.

  • then skittles would form from qxygen in the space close to his hands.

  • somebody likes to be a smart-ass about a COMMERCIAL! of coures it's not gonna be 100% ture to life

  • @deviltrigger555

    Yeah,but they wanna add logic to it,even though its not real.Its adding logic to the logic in the commercial.

  • You are so free...

  • There wouldn't be any oxygen left to touch, cause the Earth would've already skittlized, leaving everyone to float off into space, as they suffocate/freeze/melt in the atmosphereless void where earth once was.

  • @HIPH0PDONTSTOP

    l[]lx

    Everyone would drown in skittles,or be crushed then too,but atoms don't just stick together,or just touch each other though.

  • Only his hands turn stuff into Skittles.

  • why hassent the floor turned into skittles?? he has to walk on it dosent he??

  • apparently its only his HANDS that do it...

  • haha yeah i guess.

  • @cknj3746

    He has the skittles touch XD

  • How did the desk reappear?

  • How does he even have his clothes on?

  • didnt you hear what you said, did you feed and dress yourself this morning?

  • You should have reversed the turning to skittles parts. That's what I wanted to see.

  • he's dumb, touching the phone, the desk, the earth...

  • hehehe...

  • how did he sit on the chair

  • its only stuff he touches with his hands u dont need hands to sit in a chair

  • sometimes you do, like if its out of place, but then he would ask someone for help, or use his legs.

  • Yo that's Angry Man from Martin.

    "Sit yo ass down"!

  • nice xx

  • best commerical ever...ending sucked. original is better..

  • He touched the earth

  • the "i just want to be left alone" clip is a soundbite from james earl jones in field of dreams. ha.

  • If the entire Earth(but not objects on the Earth) turned to skittles what would happen actually, considering gravity's effects? Would we all just sink into skittles?

  • i guess everything would just float around and we would be dead seeing as how there's no air in space

  • well, the earth will turn into skittles, but due to the massive amount of matter (skittles), then the cluster of matter will 'stick' together in a ball.

  • ooo that makes lots of sense!!! :)

    that and there would still be people floating around, if that happened!

  • yeah, without the earth, the enormous amount of candy will generate enough gravitational force to attract the objects in the immediate area....and yes ppl. But i think the ppl will just start eating the candy. And digging to China does seem possible!!

  • But it will be dangerous because ur digging/eating ur way into the planet and it willbe rare to find water

  • stop asking what would happen if he touched a skittle bcuz hes already touching skittles and nothing happened...omg and he doesnt need his hands to have sex...

  • wait he was touching his clothes... O.o

  • you can see the desk again when he says 'I just want to be left alone'

  • the person who added this video obviously edited

  • was wondering why my pee tasted sweet ;P

  • Best ending ever!

  • He's obviously married, so his wife might give him handjobs.

  • the baby could be a bastard! XD

  • @Funnyfish66

    How did he even have sex?

  • @LostMusicalMeanings idk, he kept his hands out & she rode on top... it's a commercial...

  • @LostMusicalMeanings no hand touch

  • he must have tripped

  • Lol, the whole world blew up into skittles

  • what if he touch his hands

  • you ruined that commercial horribly

  • The commercial was great before, it's your edited in ending that ruined it.

  • wear gloves lol

  • the gloves turn to skittles.

  • what if he touched a skittle....

  • lmao

  • the skittle gives birth. right then and there, to another skittle.

  • What if he goes to swim? :D

  • good day for me, then :D

  • @flamingduck if you listened to what he said was that he didn't dress himself. Still it would be impossible

  • He meant that how can his body touch the clothes without the clothes turning into skittles.

  • @LokiHades

    So he was born with those clothes,or had the issue in his work clothes? o.o

  • wait if everything he touches turns to skittles then how is he wearing any clothes cuz he's still touching them, unless he's wearing  turn in to skittle proof clothes

  • Imagine your the fabled King Madias, except instead of turning things into gold, things you touch turn into shit and everything that touches turns into shit. Pretty soon the whole world is shit and its all your fault.

  • he says he doesnt dress himself in the proper ad and he cant hold his new born baby either, this ending is so lame

  • how does he have a kid when he everything he touches turns to skittles...

  • maybe its just his hands??

  • weird, since you use your hands a lot during sex... i wonder if he ever jerked off

  • i think his mother did it for him, with gloves on

  • Who says you need to use your hands in order to have kids? They help sure, but when it comes down to it, the woman can ride on top.