Dragon Age: Origins - Oghren & Alistair Conversation

[HermieLoDORK]

this is my absolute favorite moment with oghren and alistair!!!

[frogger12346]

BEST BANTER EVAR

[TheDotARampage]

have you heard the one with dog and Sten where the dog cries until sten says "okay then, give me the sick, this last time" or something? :D

[saygoodnightmanuel]

still, the best banter is "the old spit-shine" :))

[sakonhagakure]

Man I wish Oghren was in part 2. There should be a policy at bioware that Oghren should be in every dragon age game they make. Hell they should give him his own dlc or expansion.

[easterneagle5]

@sakonhagakure They should make their own Games about Oghren

[AyaChan4861]

I love him <3

[darthopal]

"Tapping the midnight still, if you will? hahehaha" I love Oghren

[MovieMaster03]

I've counted how many times Oghren has laughed like a rapist with candy. It was 5 times.

[FilthyMannequin]

omg, Oghren sounds like a pervert xD

[CReepyVERY]

nug plump....

lol i like "dawning the velvet hat" XDDDDD

[LealahLupinIII]

Ohhhh, how I love you Steven Blum. : D

[DaneFalco]

Donning the velvet hat is my favorite, I may have to use that one.

[TograSkullmasher]

BLOODY NUG HUMPER

[mikenike245]

lol

[penchan21]

LOL 

[Agent1W]

Oh yes, he's definitely polishing the footstones. Alistair has to keep them clean because people track dirt on them.

[paramoreee3]

rollin your oats, polishing the footstones, tapping the midnight still if you will, forging the moaning statue, bucking the forbidden horse, dawning the velvet hat.

daaaaaaamnn, oghren knows his shittt!

[TheRayRayRawr]

Haha my fave convo is when Oghren ask Alistair what he does with the PC legs! lmao <3

[wafflealien]

I Would Love To Meet These Characters.. If Only They Were Real D:

[CatfishShotgun]

I love his little titters after each thing he says Lololol

[ApprenticeofTime]

XD oh maker, this is funny!!!

[sillymonkey007]

Oghren is definitely my favorite character. I had to pause the game just to laugh my ass off after I heard this conversation.

[lendial]

filthy little dwarf

[titanticbodyparts]

Well fart me a lullaby!

[SlushieQueen]

I'm soo going to use some of these on unsuspecting victims.

[Zefirion]

Oghren rockz allz

[Tenchi]

OGHREN is fucking drunk! lol

[melniborne]

@Tenchi oghren is always fucking drunk lol

[darksideofdarthvader]

man i wish you could make a dwarf and make ogren fall for ya he is just to funny! (drunken bastard XD

[greenninja757]

oghern = Black Whirlwind from jade empire = best party member evah

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

"Dawning the velvet hat" XD

[KamiKaZantA]

"Baby, let me don the velvet hat". He is such a charmer!

[rutoofnox]

"Rolling your oats" WTF XD

[DarkTornaydoe]

Nope. hehe been saving em.

[LaurentheWeirdo]

My fiance is soooooo much like Alistair...completely oblivious to perverse comments...

[Darc1228]

Nope, been savin' 'em.

[weevic2o]

ASS CHAPS

[1madmuffin]

donning the velvet hat! xD

[anyonecanjoin99]

i remeber talking to morrigan about me romancing alistair and i said he's an idiot but he's my idiot and i sighed. because as u can see here he's kind of stupid !!!

[McKDunnoAnything]

@anyonecanjoin99 Alistair is funny though

[anyonecanjoin99]

@McKDunnoAnything im not gonna argue with that.

[wristlock2000]

Wtf? i didnt know what Oghren was talking about for a bit, then when i caught on i said, "How come Alistiar dosnt understand? it must be a templer thing, but he still is cute ;)

[Chester1004]

The guy who voiced Ogren (Steven Blum) also voiced Grunt in Mass Effect 2.

I AM KROGAN!

[MsVikitty]

@Chester1004 and he's Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Such awesome range. :)

[MrGamerguyify]

Oghren is awesome.

[XxlnFlaMeSxX]

oh dammit i laughed soo fuckin hard when i first heard this conversation between oghren and in my case zevran...had a male elven magician romancing him and i didn't really want this to go on but could not bear making him disapprove so i stuck with him..and then this conversation came...had a great time :D

[mzkelleyb1]

I love the way allistar talks :D

[Madara757]

Oghern you are without a doubt the BEST and FUNNIEST charecter in dragon age origions ... *lifts his glass filed with ale* AYE!!!!

[pannari123]

pucking the forbidden horse LMAO :) Dao is best game iv seen with this kind of great and hilarious dialogue i might buy this game though i think combat suck but better test it first but still: pucking the forbidden horse i mean lol

[arturs360]

Oghren sucks... Goes down pretty fasr, I heat it.

[skyscraper83]

NUGG HUMPER!!!!!!

[ProtoGenocid]

@arturs360 hes so much better in awakening

[Madara757]

@arturs360 you suck !! little bich xD

[LilJunnie]

PIKE TWIRLER!! XD hahahaa Polishing your weapon? XD LOL!!

[Jurrrrriaan]

BLEEDING NUG- TAIL!

[CrazedWolfen]

doning the velvet hat!

[Triaka]

LOL i just got this yesterday xD i was lmao so hard i really had to stop and listen to the whole thing before a darkspawn ruined it lol

[Spyash2]

jmb817 he also does the voice for Tank Dempsey from Nazi Zombies, in Call of duty

[MrFisturmom]

HEHE dirtee little dwarf! ROFL

[oblivionerd]

WOOOO, GO OGHREN! \m/

[gwen420]

heheheh...asschabs

[Maxpow33r]

THUNDER HUMPER

[The12Child]

@Maxpow33r Are there even Thunder down in the ground :))

[byagugan]

@Maxpow33r Oghren-"So...with the boss eh? hehe..." Alistiar-"Pardon?" Oghren-"You and the boss, heh, rolling your oats." Alistiar-"I don't know-" Oghren-"Polishing the footstones, heh..." Alistiar-"What you're-" Oghren-"Tapping the midnight still if you will, hehe haha..." Alistiar-"What are you going on about?!" Oghren-" Forging the moaning statue, bucking the forbidden horse, dawning the velvet hat? heh..." Alistair-"Are you just making this up right now?" Oghren-"Nope heh..." lol

[There4leonskennedy]

@Maxpow33r pigeon crap

[zeroknight55]

Oghren asked Wynne when she was going to sleep with me. Apparently, everyone at camp has been sleeping with me (according to him), so he thought it was her turn lol.

[crashing3]

Nope been saving Them XD

[CamilleA05]

Alistair sounded so cute when he said "Pardon?"

[aaron75fy]

@CamilleA05 alistair "i don't know..." *oghren's line* "what you're talking..." a sentance that surprisingly won't be finished

[QuassDebonair]

Lol Oghren is hillarious in this. It's even funnier watching him try it on Justice in the expo when asking him about his memories with Kristoff's wife haha. That and when he said to Velvana(or whatever her name is)about where his eyes were wandering lol

[NaNcYlEy]

what's morrigan wearing?

[Devanelle]

the best banter is between wynne and ogren when he calls allistar a little spear twirler you shold look it up i almost peed myself, just look at top ten ogren banter or something

[CrazedWolfen]

"Nope... eehh heheh.. been savin' 'em!" Oghren is my favorite DA character ever!

[lastlaugh98]

if you think he's funny here you should see him in the new awakening dlc! xD

[SolanaCloud]

i know hes freakin hilarious XD im so glad they put wynne in there she was awesome

[Devanelle]

haha i love when he's like "no one touches my junk and lives!" or something like that

[nanashi03]

I can beat that. They had a conversation where Oghren said he masterbated in public, he didn't use the word masterbate, but it was hilarious. :D

[Fragtehweak]

it wasnt he masterbated he was literally polishing his sword xD

[gurezurei]

that's why i love oghren . . . he is SO funny not to mention he was super alcoholic . . .

[Narania234]

@gurezurei Oghren is in the expansion Dragon Age: Awakening. Oghren is, not was.

[joelbroken]

HAHAH this is funny

[Kaweebo]

Rollin' your oats?

[SuperKleptoHero]

at his second question i actually spit out my drink laughing good stuff ahahaha

[AeonProjectz]

HAHAHAAHAHAAH THIS GUY IS COMEDY

[Narania234]

This is the best Oghren's Banter. * Alistair: What? You're... you're drunk, aren't you? * Oghren: Eh? Was that a question? It didn't sound like a question. * Alistair: How in the Maker's name do you manage to be constantly drunk? Are we even carrying that much alcohol with us? * Oghren: Jealous, huh? (Laughs) * Alistair: A little, yes. Why can't I be drunk all the time? I never get to be drunk.  * Oghren: You know, if you drank more wine, you would whine much less.

[draqozan]

@Narania234 yea i know xD his voice was so funny he's totaly 24/7 wasted^^

[Narania234]

@draqozan Lol, Oghren is awesome drunken Dwarf Bereserker character. He is again NPC in Drago Age: Awakening.

[Nightlightknight]

forging the moaning statue, how appropriately Dwarven ;p

[SickDashRendar]

Oghren's the best. XD

[ResidencijaZLA]

HAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I have heard so far in this game...

[jmb817]

I still can't believe that the guy who voices Oghren voiced Spike Speigel from Cowboy Bebop. Talk about vocal range.

[CloudcoleVII]

Stephen Jay Blum is one of the best in the business! Vincent Valentine, Spike Speigel, Ogren from Dragon Age origins, Grunt from Mass Effect, this man is awesome!

[animeloverme]

@CloudcoleVII

He did Ogren? *Goes make and listens*

Goes to tell you what characters I pay attention to '-_-

[aliciayuy]

:O I KNEW I heard his voice somewhere before!

[gorillazgal]

@jmb817 I know! usually I can spot Steven Jay Blum's voice a mile away, but not this time! I was shocked :)

[mayo2198]

@jmb817 Oh you mean STEVE BLUUUUUM!? Lol sorry just had to say that when I saw your comment.

[Squiglypig]

@jmb817 AND Doreimon from Digimon!

[Squiglypig]

@jmb817 Wait... Guilmon, not Doreimon..

[flippyrocks892]

@jmb817 I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

i sat there for an hour just listening to his voice going "...REALLY?"

fuck yeah. B]

[dj1159]

@jmb817

Dang, really, that is awesome.

[pab1822]

@jmb817 WHAT THE HELL!! SERIOUSLY?!

[ChibiCandi]

@jmb817 I thought the opposite as I recognised him right away xD

[crimsonadamantsabre]

@jmb817 WHAAAA??? Steve Blum does Oghren's voice? I knew he did the voice of that Dwarven Weapons Seller in Denerim, but Oghren? Did NOT see that coming. Nice to know, though.

[Gilithus]

@crimsonadamantsabre THATS where I heard that voice before. I was listening to the Gorim guy and I was like... where have I heard that voice before?

[Deathshuck]

@jmb817 Cool, didn't know that.

[seeleyboothfan]

@jmb817 You should hear his character in Digimon and then him as Vincent Valentine. He's so gifted in his vocal talents.

[recon500]

@jmb817 He has the most badass voice

[crazycon500MK2]

@jmb817 and Dempsy from COD Zombies and now th main guy from Bullet Storm...

[MegaZombieChick]

wow...

[HackersSun]

...WWTTTFFFF MMAATTE??!!

[HackersSun]

lllllooollzz!! that happen to me.. and I went

[gwen420]

oghren is so funny

[ababastingababa]

That was sooo funny!

[EvanBrutalPants]

" nope been saving em" roofflll

[VeryAngryCamel]

r u just makiong these up right now?

no, been saving em

LOL XD

nearly as bad as the polishing the sword bits and the licking of lamposts XD

[Orochisaga]

lol

[paperarcher]

rollin ur oats :D!!

[MBlu3]

can someone explain what "donning the velvet hat" means?

i searched the web and it seems : a velvet hat trick means having sex in all three positions or smt like that lol.

but what about "donning the velvet hat"?

what about the others?

pls, someone explain i feel stupid :P

[paydafee]

you must be fucking 10 years old not to get this joke

[GreyF18]

It's more simple then that. You

ll get it if you actually think about it.

[MadPutz]

It's probably just a euphemism for sex in the Dragon Age world, made up by the writers.

[Decorus11]

Oghren is the best character in the game i laugh everytime he starts a convo "Silent Killer" what an epic xD

[TazminTv]

Oghrens great.....Never realized Steve Blum did his voice till I looked it up :P

[Jedibling]

he sounds like a fucking perv :D

[GreyF18]

The greatest Perv I know.

[Jezthesiren]

Donning the velvet hat is now my fiance's favorite term after hearing this banter. Hahaha. I love this.

[KitsuneNekoTigi]

ok "donning the velvet hat" that one was just not ok in so many ways XD

[DemonsDemise8D]

rofl "rollin' your oats..." XD

[BlackThoughtTB]

LOOOLLL oghren is awesome

[cainkarnir]

Lolz I love the humour of this game! Haha!

[paydafee]

omfg oghren is so funny haha

[TxFh798h]

lol

[Mrs100percentMe]

i love oghren any way u can um romance him?! eheheh

[Anglomachian]

Oghren is my favourite Dwarf, ever!

"Nope, bin savin 'em"

[kellyliciousful]

"Rollin' your oats.."

LMFAO. xD

I love Oghren. :]

[Hekynn]

LMAO you gotta love Dwarfs from any kind of Fantasy game Tv show or Movies they are to just too funny and with Alistair along its even more funnier! :)

[TraitorHawkfrost101]

Lol, okay, Oghren is me, Alistair is my friend. it just fits! I always tease her about her and her boyfriend, and it always ends up a bit like like this, she's absolutly confused and I'm laughing myself senseless. I'm heartless, when it comes to that kind of stuff, I admit.

[SuneeBee]

My PC owned Alistair my persuasion was so smoooth~3 o's 4 a reason people~he made me Queen!!! Plus I made him... that's right... made him boink Morrigan SO I COULD LIVE heeeheeeheee!!!

[Sinvx]

@SuneeBee I thought you become Mistress, not queen.

[SuneeBee]

If your a human noble at landsmeet when they ask you to chose who you want on the thrown(NOTE: HIGH PERSUASION REQUIRED) you can chose Alistair to be King and you to rule at his side F-N SWEET!!! Also make sure he does the ritual or one of you will die

[amberk1619]

my bad...I meant to give that thumbs up LOL!! That's awesome! I did the same thing!

[L3gndary]

K so I have it for PC, whenever i right click to move it crashes on me. also ummm are their mouths suppose to move when they talk? cause they dont for me

[CatClaws27]

xD

lolol

Oghren makes me laugh

[southsydney]

oghren was the only good companion. he wasnt annoying and he wasnt a bitch. His advice was also pretty good

[adyboss10]

dude BioWear was freaking genious when coming up with these funny dialogues!

[Justinmac44]

"Donning the velvet hat!" xD I love Oghren's laugh/giggle.

[TheDashingRogue]

wtf,would Allistair make fun of Oghren if he slept with you???.....

And Zevran,the rogue,the funny one,turned on me cuz my disposition wasn't high enough,just in-case that might happen the any1, cuz it sucked fer me,also: Leliana,the other weird rogue,can romance with both female and male characters...don't ask how i know that...

[MarkNiemann]

I think everyone would make fun of you.

[Sinvx]

@TheDashingRogue Zevran, and Leliana are bi-sexual, they will romance with the same sex.

[whitestar111]

o god that dwarf is just as funny as then assassin

[4gs8vh4gs8vh]

yak .... never would sleep with alister .... oghren is sooooo awesome :D

[xDONTPANICx]

Oh, god . . .

[MBOfilms]

Bucking the forbidden horse..... XD

[sonictailstwig]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

[caboose3987]

i always bring sten shale and OGREN

[KoolJayJ]

what why?? The funniest conversations are ussually with Zevran and morrigan in your party

[jinxfire]

@KoolJayJ "I'd sooner stab you in the face than let you touch me, Elf."

[KoolJayJ]

you shittin me right?? Out of all the thousands of convos between all oyur companions you pick that one??

[blader204]

Hilarious!

[battenfelder]

nope, ive been saving em ! lol

[calmetosis]

I made Orzammar by the last... regret i didn't spent more time with oghren XD Hes fun

[SelejX]

Do it first. Bring him to the fade...it's hilarious :D

[marco1991pl]

Pigeon Crap !

[hallerbuzz]

hahahahha

[ringirl777]

i love oghren he is so funny

[meganmeave]

This is funny as hell! I never got this one since I got Oghren so late in the game. Thanks for posting!

[Fejsel]

I love the way ohgren laughs between every sentence, sounds like he's a pervert XD

[weldonwin]

@Fejsel He is a bit, you should talk to him after he finds out his wife was a lesbian